Monday, April 30, 2012

- Title: Prom Night :

EDIT: I NOTICE I DIDN'T POST THIS ENTRY FOR FEW WEEKS LOL!!!!!!!! /Fail

I had my Polytechnic Prom Night few weeks back. It's something that I didn't experience before. But you might say, everyone only have one Poly Prom Night. I'm speaking of Prom Night in general. That was my first prom night; my Secondary School doesn't have one, and not speak of Primary School >_>...

In my opinion, it wasn't very well planned. I mean, it was like only few days before the actual Prom Night, that I got the message about them theme of the Prom Night. So I have no idea what to expect until I the other guys. So apparently they wanted to wear suit for the Prom Night.

Hehe, I don't even have a vest or a blazer, so I thought I need to buy one. The original plan was to meet Wei Jian and Randall How to purchase my vest, but, due to Wei Jian NS medical checkup, it became Randall How and me LOL.

So the next day, I lied to him already. I told him I will be late because the MRT broke down... LOL. WELL, IT DID INDEED BROKE DOWN, BUT NOT AT MY AREA! But he believed it anyway.

So we went to Ion and Far East. But there didn't have any Vest that I want. However, there is this shop where the shopkeeper is nothing but fierce. I mean, who in the hell will touch all over my body just to get me buy a vest that she recommend?

I mean... if she is a pretty girl... the fitting room there seems to be a nice place...... to try the vest. But no, it was an old aunty, yea, I felt digusted, sort of made me remember that shop in NEX where I visited with Jia Sian and Yu Jing.

So moving on, we finally went to the shop that Randall always wanted to go. He want to buy a white formal shirt. Where the girl inside was not bad if you did not complain; which I didn't, especially after that aunty assult.

But then, I was quite ass also. I try, try and try(while waiting for Randall How), and I end up didn't buy anything and promised her that I will come and buy the next day ;D. So how? I didn't get anything for tomorrow.

Fret not, Wei Jian say Tampines have a few shop that sell these stuff. So upon meeting him...

Side Story
Well, Wei Jian failed his blood pressure test during that NS test. Then he have to carry this box with him all the time, then every 30 minutes or an hour, it will beep, it will take his blood pressure and Wei Jian got to record.

So before that, Wei Jian made a few statement before he put on that machine

1) Never play game, if not, he lose, his blood pressure will increase
2) NO SMOKE!!!!
3) Shall not see Randall How or Gregory Goh(Quite self-explanatory)

So upon meeting us, soon his machine start to beep, and he got to relax and allow the machine to take his blood pressure and record what he is doing currently...

Wei Jian: This machine damn pek chek
Wei Jian: Just now I at home play Diablo, then fight boss then excited, then the machine beep, I got to relax and cannot play.
Wei Jian: Then the boss keep whacking me
Wei Jian: That's not the worst
Wei Jian: When I am shitting
Wei Jian: The machine beep
Wei Jian: That's why I record "Shitting" on this book
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

But, Wei Jian broke all the three statements that he made... he play game, he smoke and he met Randall How... so whenever...

Randall How: *Made stupid comment*
Wei Jian: .........
Me: OI OI, COOL DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
Wei Jian: Luckily got you to tell me to stop...
-Awhile later-
Randall How: *Made more stupid comment*
Wei Jian: ................
Me: Don't like that.... later the blood pressure increase
Wei Jian: I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT SEE HIM LIAO
Wei Jian: BLOOD PRESSURE CONFIRM INCREASE WHENEVER HE OPEN HIS MOUTH!!!!!!!!!
Me: DON'T LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wei Jian: ..............
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Back to main story
So I emphasis to Wei Jian that I do not want to buy blazer. I want a fedora hat and a vest. NOTHING ELSE. So after walking through like few shop, the first shop have a nice Fedora hat and a vest, I only test it a little and move on to the other shop. In that shop, there are no vest, but I saw a damn nice blazer. But I told myself, die die also don't want blazer... so no choice but to move on.

But we decided to have our dinner first, since it is getting a little late. Right after eating, we went back to that same first shop, and tried everything again. Formal shirt, Vest and Fedora hat, which then I told myself, this does not fit me nicely... but I wasted a lot of at that shop, so Wei Jian ask me to just buy a damn tie and get out LOL.

Then I move on to the next shop. The shop with no vest, then I think very hard. This is probably the last few minutes that I can use to consider what I want to buy as it is really late in the night already. So...

Me: Die die... no blazer
Me: No matter how unique or nice, no blazer means no blazer
Me: But... but just now I wear vest and fedora hat... is no nice le
Me: I think I buy blazer sua...
Wei Jian + Randall How: LALALALALALLALALALALLALALALAL
Us: LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL

So tired two size Large and Extra Large...

Me: WALAN, LARGE IS TIGHT LIKE DON'T KNOW WHAT
Randall How: Ya lor.. can see the line... really tight
Salesperson: I shall get a larger one for you
Me: *tried it on*
Me: Woah really feels better
Wei Jian: ............
Wei Jian: *Whistle*
Wei Jian: *Cough*Line*Cough*
Us: LOLOLOLOOL

If you don't understand... that line that they claim that make the blazer tight, is still there, despite it being a bigger size cloth. After much trying, I've decided to buy that damn blazer

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Still got a few more minutes, then Wei Jian want go to T1 to take a look at some earring. As some of you know, I always want to have a ear hole, but then I thought it will be troublesome and decided to wait after NS. But still, I still want it, I went ahead to buy a magnet earring. Yea, loser... LOL. And home we went, to prepare for the big day tomorrow.

Prom Night
But before the actual prom night date. LOL, I scold the organizer >_>... Cause it was around 3AM when I received an SMS.

SMS: -The way to Prom night location Part 1-
Me: ................
Me: Oh well back to sleep
-Five minutes later-
Me: *Nearly sleeping again-
SMS: -The way to Prom night location Part 2-
Me:
Me: *Reply to SMS*
Me: SORRY, I DO HOPE YOU KNOW IT'S 3AM AND NOT 3PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: -Expect some replies
Me: *Wait*
Me: *Wait*
Me: *Wait*
Me: ............
SMS: *Never reply*
SMS:

So I made an early preparation... How early? Well, early enough for me to test five hairstyles and decide on which hairstyle to go for. But ultimately, I've decieded on faux and that EARRING goes nice with me.

I don't always take picture of myself, but when I do, I make sure I look handsome.



Say I look handsome, pleaseeeeeeeeeeee :). Kk, gays aside.

So I went out, not sure if serious, there was two girls on MRT, kept looking at me. Now I know why sometime girls dislike guys looking at them LOL. So I try to pace myself, as I am trying not to make myself perspire. I definitely want to spoil my mood when it ruin my hair. But as expected, I was the earliest, so I walk around Suntec for quite sometime.

Then I saw the CD Shop, I remember my friend told me that there is a shy, feminine and pretty girl inside, my friend further told me that she is definitely my type as she looks fierce, matured and well, my type. So I stepped inside the CD shop, immediately I notice her. But is it really her, SHE WAS DAMN AGGRESSIVE WHEN IT COMES TO SALES. I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT SOME BLU-RAY MOVIE, STOP RECOMMENDING ME ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

But... I forgive her, since she is my type ;D. She almost seduced me to buy a Blu Ray, but then I thought, no way I'm taking a plastic bag while wearing like this... So soon, I saw Randall How, walking with blazer. Props to him for surviving such weather.

I MEAN OH MY GOD, YOU KNOW HOW WARM IS IT TO WALK WITH BLAZER? But I've got a problem, I don't know how to tie a tie, and I refuse to let Randall How to tie for me, since he sucks at tieing tie. So I said I'll wait for Qing Yan and Wei Jian...

After A FREAKING LONG WAIT... Finally they arrived. The first thing that happened was

Qing Yan: *Noticed my magnet earring*
Qing Yan: OI YOU BASTARD!!!!!
Me: WHAT WHAT, IT'S ONLY MAGNET!!!
Qing Yan: Magnet?
Qing Yan: LET ME TRY!!!!!!

Soon we all went to the toilet and get prepared; wearing tie and blazers. When we thought we are ready... Qing Yan wanted to go and find a pair of the same magnetic earring at Suntec... AND WHEN WE ARE LATE, WE STILL HAVE TO WALK AROUND SUNTEC TO FIND THAT EARRING!!! But too bad, in the end we did not find any of them.

Then we all went to meet Ah Kun, who is also having trouble with his tie, and then we, the guy gang, all went in, looking satik. After a short speech, finally, it is time for food!!! I'm damn hungry. At least the food is good, well, at least some of them.

While eating halfway, suddenly games start popping out. Like those where they get the teacher to sing or hum out music that is randomly play on an MP3 player. So Wei Jian and I ran far far away, to prevent for being called up the stage. When we return, they were playing a movie-related game. Like they take a scene from a particular part of a movie, and remove the speech of that part, and getting people to remember what is the missing part.

Finally, it was time for lucky draw. I forgot my number, but I believed it was 38... Infact, most of the guy got around the end 30 mark...

First number was a 3.......... I forgot the number obviously, buy it was 3X. I heart did skip a little though. Then the second number that get chosen was...

3................ 8!!!!!!!!!! It was my number, I was quite shock yet happy at the same time. Went to to get my prize, took some picture and went back... Now for the first price

3................ 8!!!!!!!!!!! ............ Oh, 38 already been chosen =/. I forgot what number is it, but it was 3X again, the teacher propose to re pick the winner again since so many 3X. But in the end, due to fairness, the winner stays. ;D.

NOW, FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! You have no idea how hungry are we, especially at around 8pm, then we are allow to have our meal. But nonetheless, the food was above average; I enjoyed most of the food.

Then now for the best look man/best dress of the day. Suddenly I heard people shouting my name. My brain went...


Was kind of surprised, to heard my name. Infact, I thought I heard wrongly, until I turn back and took a look. But who knows, the teacher already have chosen their pick on the finalist. Apparently I was chosen as one of the finalist. But now the problem is that, we got to each find a partner(opposite of course, that are finalist as well), to do a walk.

Liew Xi agreed to be my partner for that walk. When the first one is walking, Liew Xi suddenly whisper to my ears, she said she want to be a little special. She said she want to do some dance when we walk back. At first I reluctant, because I DON'T FREAKING KNOW HOW TO DANCE. But I didn't turn down what she asked. It went smoothly ;D.

But now to chose the winner. The teacher already have their winner, however, due to last minute changes, it will be done by voting. BY SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!

As name goes by, the shout seems to be getting louder each time. Until the last two guys, who was Gregory and Me. So everyone got to shout for one last time again.

The winner is........

Unfortunately, sorry to disappoint you...

I'm the winner. LOL. Somehow, this win makes me feel that all the hard work I use to lose weight are all worth it.

Linger a little more, taking alot of pictures... and finally we are off!!! GOODBYE PROM NIGHT

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After that prom night, I was skeptical if I should go for a drink with the other guys as I got a piano theory the next day. But in the end, I thought drinking a little won't be too much hard. So I went... it was a bad choice >_>...

So I shall skipped all the details, since it wasn't a lot to mentions, afterall I did not really enjoy as it was way freaking noisy at that place. My seat were quite literally besides the speaker LOL. Then I totally have no control over my drinking, I was drinking, drinking and drinking. In my mind, I of course remember that I have a theory exam the next day. But screw that, and keep drinking...

In the end, I thought they are going home after dirnking that, but no, they order more beer and martell!!! Then no choice, I've got to go home first...

But the problem is, I can't sleep >_>...

Piano Theory
As I can't sleep, probably just slept for an hour or so. I woke up, and prepared for exam. I totally can felt that I'm still a little drunk. I took out my book and revise for the last freaking time... and on the car as well. Almost puked LOL.

Ok I admit, I'm a little drunk. Then when I reached that place for exam, the counter receptionst is an auntie... and...

Me: Mei nu... where is the wash room
Aunty: You call me pretty girl?
Me: Ya... NOW CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE IS IT!?!?!?
Aunty: *Shocked*
Me: Nvm, I'll find myself

Yea, I raised my voice a little LOL. After that toilet, I then walk to the exam hall, it was filled with small children... then I...

Me: Omg fuck, so many si ginna
Parent at the back: Oh dear, this guy is so rude
Me: *Stared back at them*
Parent at the back: Sorry...

LOL WHAT IN THE WORLD AM I DOING?

So I continued walking in, then I finally saw my table, whom besides me, is an Ah Lian, probably ITE/Poly/JC. But I'm surprised, she greet me. The conversation went like... (probably forget, so just a draft)

Girl: Hello!
Me: Oh hi...
Me: Here for exam?
Girl: ???
Girl: No! I'm here to cook
Me: Cook? Ahahaha good good
Me: ???????
Me: YOU CAME TO COOK!?!?!!?!?!?
Girl: AHahahah CHILLED MAN!!!
Girl: Are you okay? You look a little red
Me: Well uh... a little drunk I guessed
Girl: .......................
Me: ......................
Me: There is drunken fist?
Me: Now... The debut of drunken pianist
Girl: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So she let me have a break, let me rest... then suddenly

Teacher: Hello everyone! Well come to grade 3 to 5 piano theory!!!
Teacher: *Explan a little rule*
Teacher: So...
Teacher: ARE YOU READY KIDS!?!?!
Me: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Class: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
Girl: You are... definitely drunk... not a little
Us: LOLOLOLOL

Ok... I was not that drunk. I still know what I'm doing, just did not care as much.

So as the test started; totally can see that her mindset and mine are totally different from the other kid. The other kid are busy doing their exam already. But her and me is at there doing crap... If I remember clearly, I was there lying down, resting. Took a peek at the girl, the girl was doing something with her nails.

Soon a teacher approached me and ask if I'm alright

Teacher: Erm... do you know that the test already have started?
Girl: Just leave that drunktard alone~
Girl: He won't do unless he feels like it
Girl: Hahahaha
Teacher: Your paper is blank too
Girl: ............
Me: HAHA SUCKER!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

So soon, kids start leaving, with their paper on the table. They ask teacher for permission before they start leaving... so my turn has arrive.

My satki-ness level increase. I completed my paper, I stood up and walk, without asking the teacher... suddenly

Girl: OI!!!
Girl: You want take the test paper go home wipe backside is it?
Me: >_______________>

Satki fail D:. Sure, went home after that. Since I still got piano lesson afterward...

Random Chat
Jessica: So I heard you won a prize?
Me: OF COURSE!!!!!!!!
Me: What do you expect from me?
Jessica: So what did you win?
Me: Top Man card
Jessica: Nnonono!!! What did you win?
Me: ?????????
Me: TOP MAN CARD. NOT TOP SHOP!!! SO I CAN'T GIVE YOU
Jessica: I mean.......
Me: Oh, I also won some voucher
Jessica: I give up.............
-Later-
Jessica: Just now you said you won Top Man right? I really want to know what category you won
Me: Top Man
Jessica: NOT THE PRIZE DAMNIT
Me: Best man/Best dress for the night...
Jessica: ............ Finally you answer...
Me: I've answer since long ago... TOP MAN!!!
Jessica: Bye
Us: LOLOLOLOL

Jokes: Smart Blonde Joke
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind Of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at The blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

- Melvin - Best in the World -



11:10 AM

Saturday, March 10, 2012

- Title: Just a small update between big updates :

Carrying on from where I left off the other day. So after graduation, the guys, all of them, wanted to play Mahjong. But, another suggestion was to have a BIG FEAST!!! So, why not both at the same day? The guys went to have their Mahjong session, while I go home and have a good night sleep first... To prepare for the Celebration.

Semi-Graduate Celebration
So on the last day of school. Most of the guys just seems to want to play Mahjong, but Wei Jian and I was kind of against the idea. WE WANT TO EAT SOMETHING REAL GOOD. Everyone thought it was a good idea, to celebrate the three years. So our whole idea is every guys, along with Johnny, go to celebrate, but Randall Chan did not go for all I care.

Our place of choice is Timbre, heard of that place, didn't go before. I didn't go last time, is because I don't see the point of eating expensive food. But now every has change. I don't mind spending alot alot alot of money on great/unique/bizarre foods. Anyway, back on topic

But Timbre was quite hard to reach. But as a Geography student, I managed to locate that damn place through a damn map. Achievement Unlocked. BUT I GOT COMPLAINS ALREADY

1) THAT PLACE DON'T HAVE AIR CON
2) THAT TABLE IS UNSTABLE

BUT THE BIGGEST ISSUE IS

3) JOHNNY IS LATEEEEEEEEEEEE

But then we order our food first anyway, as in those starter first. We had Buffalo's Wing, some Duck Pizza and some Sasuage. Not so fond of the Buffalo's Wing and I don't appreciate the Sasuage. Not say I don't appreciate, I don't know how to differentiate the differences between those and canned product. But I only say, the flavour were bursting. The Wing, has tons ot flavour, but the flavour is not to my liking.

But

THE PIZZA IS FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. It is actually a thin-crust pizza, with some really special sauce. Then on top was some crispy stuff. It may sounds weird, but it was the BEST pizza I've ever eaten in my whole life.

At last, Johnny is here. Here comes another problem... HE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE A MAIN COURSE. So meh, with our evil tone and stare... he was sort of forced into ordering a main course.

Randall How: Ordered something that didn't even come to the table
Johnny: Cancelled his order at the end
Qing Yan: Fish and Chip
Ah Kun: Some Pasta
Wei Jian: Ribeye Steak Medium Rare
Me: Some Lamb(Not something we eat everyday)

I will start off with mine first anyway. The Lamb was very well done, the meat just come right off the bone. Yes, it is that soft yet a little chewy. Quite frankly the best Lamb dish I've ever eaten also. The flavour was very strong, but not overwhelming. The serving portion is quite large too.

Then Wei Jian ordered the Ribeye Steak, which I am dying to try.

For those who doesn't know, I'm a buddhist, and I can't eat beef. But I still want to try. So I asked Wei Jian to gave me a small piece anyway.

So yea, my first taste of beef(Beside the one I ate when I am less than five years old >_>). Now I know why been is so damn popular. When I put into my mouth, the flavour literally just explode in my mouth, it was packed full of flavour. It also just melts in your melt. The beef contains a lot of juice inside as well. Wei Jian told me, this IS the best piece of Beef he ever eaten. I never doubt him, caused for once, I thought I put the best piece of stuff into my mouth.

Side story about beef. The reason why I don't eat beef outside, is caused I'm a buddhist. But my reader should know me well, sometimes I just don't care about rule. But then, I just want to set a standard for myself on beef. So when I am outside next time, I won't eat just any beef, but only those beef from well-known places.

Alright, enough talking of the food. Now to the actual entertainment, who the hells go to those kind of place and just to eat? Let's talk about Randall How first anyway(YEA HIM AGAIN)

If you remembered, I said Randall How's main course didn't come. So his fingers are basically going anywhere. So I noticed...

Me: *Looking at Wei Jian Steak*
Me: *Saw Randall How hand's come in to take the fries*
Me: *Continue on my lamb*
Everyone: *Talking about some topic*
Randall How: Ya ya! I agree
Randall How: *Take fries*
Me: *Look at Wei Jian*
Wei Jian: *Look at me*
Us: LOLOLLOLOOLOL
Me: His mouth and finger like never stop hor?
Wei Jian: Then he act very natural also.. say any topic also can take
Everyone: *Change topic*
Randall How: *Add comment*
Randall How: *Take fries*
Us: LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Everyone: You know about the leap year?
Randall How: Ya, the leap year just happened
Wei Jian + Me: *Look at the fries*
Randall How: *Take fries*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then soon, he targeted my Lamb, but I already let him try my Lamb before..

Randall How: Your lamb like very nice sia
Me: ???
Me: Of course nice
Wei Jian: Nonono, you are not getting his point
Wei Jian: I help you translate
Wei Jian: "Can I have some lamb?"
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

But of course, there are also alot of other people around, that place is popular for a reason. Before I get into the next joke, please look at this video

But warning, DIGUSTING BACKSIDE IN THE VIDEO, but if you do watch, notice 0.05 to 0.08, the hand sign that guy is doing



Anyway, the table beside, there is this guy who is doing this hand sign. Then I followed him... then Qing Yan

"What are you trying to hold on your hand?"

Then in my mind



Then that guy still continues to do... then soon, Wei Jian also follows him. Then Wei Jian and I keep doing that hand thingy... until I shout

"STINKFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This is where everything start... so while I wasn't looking, and while Wei Jian is looking. That guy did like some extreme stuff on that sign. Perhaps like hyper speed, then Wei Jian went out of control when he sees that. So it became, whatever we say...

"STINKFACE!!!!!!!!!!(With hand sign)"

What I meant

Me: Eh, your steak cannot finish ah?
Wei Jian: STINKFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLLOL

Randall How: *Take fries*
Wei Jian: STINKFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Wei Jian: Your lamb alot?
Me: STINKFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOOL

Some of you might not get the joke if you are not there or don't watch wrestling LOL.

Then came the next joke... STINKFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... ok... must get back to control. It's about Qing Yan, everyone knows how power his mouth is and how thick his skin is... so when he is talking to Johnny

Qing Yan: About myself, I like to...
Ah Kun + Wei Jian + Randall How + Me: CHEERS BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Awhile later-
Qing Yan: Johnny, it's not the first time you know me, you know I am
Ah Kun + Wei Jian + Randall How + Me: CHEERS BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Awhile later-
Qing Yan: *Deep breath*
Ah Kun + Wei Jian + Randall How + Me: *Knows he going to praise himself again*
Ah Kun + Wei Jian + Randall How + Me: CHEERS BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL
-Awhile later-
Wei Jian + Ah Kun: *Beer runs out*
Qing Yan: *Praised himself again*
Wei Jian: No beer liao sia
Ah Kun: For the sake of doing...
Ah Kun + Wei Jian + Randall How + Me: CHEERS BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

If you still don't understand, we saying CHEERS BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is for

1) Cover up his voice
2) Switch the attention from him to us
3) Trying not to listen to any shit he is trying to say

Another reason why we come to Timbre, is because Qing Yan wants to listen to the live band. Nothing much to say here, since I don't listen to English song... After that we left Timbre

But we got another mission, Qing Yan want go to Thai Disco to take a look. Yes Thai Disco. Please read my next sentence clearly and properly...

IT IS A CLEAN THAI DISCO.

There are alot of stuff that can't say here... not because it's dirty. I REPEAT

IT IS A CLEAN THAI DISCO.

But there is surely a limit of what I can say. So on the way to that disco, Wei Jian is like

Wei Jian: Eh, you both want drink a lot or little?
Me: I don't think I can drink a lot... just a little will do
Wei Jian: Little is jug... large is tower, so we just order jug can liao
-Reached Disco-
Waiter: Can I take your order?
Wei Jian: One tower
Me:

So basically, this is the first time I've seen a tower. It was cool, the center has one tube of large ice...

Me: ..... how to drink finish?
Wei Jian: You see ah, we are 1/3 inside already
Wei Jian: Very fast one... you see ah, middle is ice
Me:
Us: LOLOLOLOOLL

But of course, inside Thai Disco(CLEAN), there is a stage, then there are dancers and singers, both male and female. But of course, you can ask them to accompany you if you pay them. The guys obviously will only pay the female, the female will pay for the male. Yea, don't be surprised, the guy dancer/singer, actually got a number of people paying.

But when the male singer are singing on the stage, we are like...



So while we are drinking, trying to finish the whole damn tower... suddenly a song play...

Obviously I tried to listen to that song again. Caused, after all this is a Thai Disco right? Then, I'm like a little drunk, so I can't be sure...

But then after listening for a while. IT'S A FRIGGING KPOP.



Yep, KPOP in Thai Disco. I don't know what else to expect. But soon, we managed to finish the whole tower... a really damn big achievement for me LOL.

Praying at Temple
Nothing much to say here, but then, I post for the sake of my epic father. It's been years since I went to temple to have a proper pray. Actually, I don't feel like going, but since I recently ate beef and my parent keep bug me to go. So I just go, and be a good child.

So I just prayed as what my parent told me to do. But to be honest, I don't even know who I am praying to. So basically, if you put any statue in the temple, I will just pray >_>.

So my sister, mother and I finished praying. But my dad need some special praying, so we just wait for him... then when he at car... he told us this.

Dad: Just now, that person told me that the altar that I am praying to, got two different god...
Dad: Last time they told me, they are the same!!!
Dad: But just now, they told me they are different
Dad: So basically, I pray to the wrong god...
Dad: But since they are on the same altar
Dad: Just beside nia... very close

Very epic right!?!?! Eh? No? ... But in my brain, when my dad said those stuff, I got this image in my mind of my dad doing



Piano BBQ
I wasn't sure if I want to go for this BBQ or not. Caused if you know of my second last story, I don't really want to make that group of girls uncomfortable. So before I went, I asked Jiang Xiang on who will be going... But I'm still skeptical, due to the weather too...

But since I was at that area doing some shiat, might as well go and take a look. Since I roughly know who will be there and who will not be there. So I took bus to a bus stop, where I don't know where to go next. So I just take a taxi to the location...

Me: Eh Uncle, East Coast Area D.
Uncle: Ok...
-After a while-
Uncle: *Reached Area E*
Me: Eh Uncle... I said Area D.
Uncle: Xiao Di... (Damn you LOL)
Uncle: Area D beside Area E nia...
Uncle: Very close...
Uncle: Walk can reach liao
Me: Okay lor... since you like that say liao
Me: -Pay-

So I got to walk to Area D. I assume it is really near, like around five minutes of walking from Area E. So I walk... walk... walk...

-10 minutes later-

I'm like...

"... I'm still at Area E............."

So no choice... continue walk. Then I see that sign

"Area D".

I'M DAMN HAPPY, AREA D, MUST BE NEAR RIGHT?

-Around another less than 10 minutes-

"............ Uncle... don't let me see you again"

So around 20 minutes PLUS, then I finally reach that pit. When I reach East Coast, it was a bright red evening, when I reached that pit, it's a dull sunset evening >_>.

Everyone was quite surprising to see me. CAUSED I FREAKING SLIMMED DOWN LOL. But I'm definitely not there to eat, since I already met my other friend, ate and drank before I came down to this BBQ.

Due to too much walking, when I reached there, I basically got to sit down and rest first. Yes, I'm that tired from all that walking, plus I am still a little drunk from drinking just now LOL. But doesn't matter.

Then there was this Wan Qing... she was taking someone camera and was spamming pictures. But of course, as I am a shy guy, I got to look away... Then she is like...

Wan Qing: Aiya... back picture only la!!!

Then later, when Shu Hui came, Wan Qing took that camera again, then point at Shi Hui... Shi Hui als turn her back on her... then I'm like

Me: Eh Shi Hui, let her take your back picture...
Shi Hui: Why???
Me: Just now me also ma... I turn away, she also just take alot of picture, then say.
Me: "BACK PICTURE ONLY LA!!!!!"
Wan Qing: *Splash water at me*
Me: =_=...

Then that declare the war between me and her... whenever I walk pass her.. I will like...

"Eh, you want take my back picture?" And some other stuff, then when she return that camera to the rightful owner...

"AIYO!?! NO MORE CAMERA!?!?! I actually want let you take picture one... Back picture..."

Then she also declare war with me, keep splashing water at me LOL.

But generally, I see the food there, I'm a little afraid... let me take a few example

Shroom with butter. Yep, sounds delicious, but wtf, the amount of butter they use........... you got to be there to see it. (Prepared by Shi Hui)

Then there is this chillie prawn. Su Xian keep claiming it is damn nice!!!! Then keep bragging she made this!!! And it's her first time!!! I asked her... how she do it one. She said...

Su Xian: See that bottle of chillie? I just smudge it on top
Me:

Then the otah, who the hell served watery otah LOL.

Soon Mei Suan and Sara came, I wasn't expecting both of them to be here. But doesn't matter~ They Sara, at first is like...

Sara: *Who the hell is this guy*
Me: *Posing, don't know for what*
Sara: OMG!!!!
Me: *Wtf?*
Sara: MELVIN LOSE WEIGHT!?!?!
Mei Suan: Wow, you really slimmed down!!!
Me: No la... it's the lighting...

Though I didn't tell her. I felt that Mei Suan is also alot prettier than last time as well.

Then the whole night, I keep disturbing her... NOT BECAUSE I FELT THAT SHE IS PRETTY. What me and her both said are repetitive, so I will summarize the whole thing to one compressed chat. All hail the summary king.

Me: You have been eating since you got here...
Mei Suan: Aiyo... too bad... you cannot eat
Me: But I hungry le...
Mei Suan: You want eat ah?
Me: Ya... can feed me?
Mei Suan: But I must help you slim down some more...
Me: I told you liao... it's lighting
Mei Suan: Nononono...
Me: Okay la... I sacrifice myself for you
Me: Let you eat more...
Mei Suan: Wah, you got so nice meh..
Mei Suan: Then me become fat right?
Me: Me where got so evil

Just imagine all these keep going on for three hours LOL.

Then there is this Jia Sian, who kept playing her iPhone throughout all night... then there is this game call dunno draw what shit. She is like keep playing, then she keep asking me... until...

-Forgot drawing, obviously-
Jia Sian: What is this?
Me: Isn't this bicycle?
Jia Sian: OH YA HOR!!!
Me: LAI CALL ME PRO!!!
-Awhile later-
Jia Sian: Melvin, lai come help me...
Me: What sai?
Jia Sian: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS THIS
Me: .......
Me: Zebra la
Jia Sian: OH!!!!!!!
Me: LAI!!! CALL ME PRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Awhile later-
Jia Sian: MELVIN!!!!!!!!!
Me: *Why are you even playing this game =_=*
Me: CALL ME SOMETHING FIRST
Jia Sian: MELVIN!!!
Me: NO!!!
Jia Sian: BABA!!!
Me: Not what I'm looking for
Jia sian: HANDSOME!!!
Me: Nooo... Pro....
Jia Sian: PRO!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: HERE I COME!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLLOLLL

After awhile, Jiang Xiang don't know from where... came out with a freaking Watermelon(Lol, I spelt Watermelvin >_>) and a honeydew. Then we went one side to cut the watermelon. It's pretty amazing on how he do magic and pop out a freaking watermelon and honeydew >_>.

So we went to the nearby table to cut it up, so I used my camera light, I don't want any of them to cut their own finger. Afterall, fingers are the most important in piano. So as he cut the watermelon, I kept eating. Then I just threw it nearby

Jiang Xiang: Don't anyhow throw le!!!!!!!
Jiang Xiang: Later got police!!!
Me: >_>
Jiang Xiang: FREEZE, I AM CID!!!
Me: <_<
Me: CID of fruits ah?
Them: LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: .........

But soon, the soft drinks went out. Then there are fag who kept drinking the water, refused to go and buy. Kept whining about "OMG NO WATER LIAO". I mean, if you want drink, then go and buy. If you don't want to buy, just shut the hell up. But in the end, I want to make a long phone call, plus everyone is complaining, so I just make the trip down to the nearest store to buy.

>_> Then I notice the drinks are not cheap LOL. But we went home soon after that. Goodbye piano club, probably won't see you all in a while.

Random Chat
#1
Me: My post always around 3k words...
Kelly: I post one entry for you and write MELVIN YEO SUCK
Me: My next entry will be for you
Me: I will write Kelly Wong Sucks.
Me: But 2998 sucks
Kelly: IDIOT!!!!!!!

#2
Wenyi: You lost weight?
Wenyi: last time me and kelly saw you, cannot reconginize you
Me: So you all was spotting handsome guy until spot me right?
Wenyi: .................
Me: Then you both still discuss.........

#3
Me: She bang, she bang
Zhi Qiang: You know william Hung got film movie?
Edwin: -Hear wrongly-
Edwin: Film women?
Me: HE BANG, HE BANG!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOOL

Jokes
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

and.....

and.....

and.....

the husband speak English to the butcher to get the sausages...

I hope you are not thinking anything dirty ;D.

- Melvin -


6:02 AM

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

- Title: Semi-Graduated :

Yepppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!! I am almost a graduate!!! Almost... Yea... Unless I fail the last paper, which is quite possible. So now I am sort of having a very long holiday, and I fianlly have time to blog, after watching tons of shows and playing tons of games.

As per usual... I will start of with something, which I believed, will be the last time I will speak of that section.

School
Last few weeks were quite a fun yet stressful period. Fun as in, I tried my best to enjoy my studies, stressful due to studies and exam!!! But obviously, there are frustrating moment, but, let see if I will have the mood to even touch them.

9Gag
9Gag, my class have literally got 9Gag virus, but I was the earlier adapter, and I did not regret any time that that website have taken my time off studying. Oh well, =/. I mean, they are like the second/third Facebook or Twitter, you checked them for update frequently.

This are basically our break. When we are bored or done studying, we always will go to 9Gag to enjoy ourselves for a while before going back to study... but then soon we are using in real life.. One example...

Randall How: *Shivering*
Wei Jian: You cold ah?
Wei Jian: You cold you stand at the corner la

(If you don't understand... the angle at corner is 90 degree... 90 degree celcius..). But usually we just add those meme into our lives. Like...

Wei Jian: If he tomorrow go school study alone...
Me: You don't want go meh?
Wei Jian: See first... but if he go study alone...
Wei Jian: You will see his face become swollen...
Me: Then got many wrinkles...
Wei Jian: Then become forever alone
Us: LOLOLOLOL

Or sometimes when we shoot Qing Yan...

Us: *Shoot Qing Yan*
Qing Yan: *Shoot us back*
Us: *Shoot back to Qing Yan*
Qing Yan: *Lazy to shoot back*
Us: TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!

But our most common used was...



Food Business
Our first paper, there wasn't really much to study, since we already had studied all of them during our common test, this time, it was much more of a recap with learning some new stuff here and there. Then I also remember there are accounting stuff in the whole paper.

So while studying, I did phone two persons to help me understand my accounting, since I sleep through most of the lesson.

-Kelly-
Me: You free?
Kelly: I'm... sort of resting, but why?
Me: I need help in accounting
Kelly: Ask ba
Me: Let me prepare the question then ask
Kelly: Nevermind, just SHOOT ONLY!!!
Me: You rest first, but REMEMBER to wake up can liao
Kelly: IDIOT!!!
-Preparing-
Me: So... how do you calculate Total Asset?
Kelly: Fixed Asset plus Current Asset lor
Me: ...................
Me: Don't be funny hor
Me: Then Total Liabilities, don't tell me is Current Liabilities plus Long Term Liabilities hor
Kelly: Ya...
Me: ........................................
Me: I think you rest not enough... neverind, you go rest first
-Drift into other topic-

-En En-
Me: Oi, sleeping ah?
En En: What la? Of course sleeping
Me: Oh... I just call you to ask you go pee nia, can go sleep liao
En En: ...................
Me: Then can you tell me what is the four principle of accounting, with references to the credit and debit number of the past year then
En En: Errrrrrrrr I JUST WOKE UP BY YOU HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then the exam, I totally forgot to bring my calculator on that day. Sad ya? Thankfully, I manage to borrow a calculator from Jiang Xiang. So exam we go...

So that was one part, we have to do comprehensive income/profit and loss. WHICH I TOTALLY DIDN'T STUDY THAT PART!!!!!!!! So bo bian, I used my Secondary School style. But ultimately, the answer should be same as the Polytechnic style. SHOULD BE.

After the exam, we went for a swim. I managed to find some stones by the pool, so the guys immediately have ideas of playing with the stone. Like throw to the center, then someone got to dive in to grab back the stone. Needless to say, you should know who kena the most.

We then sit down and talk about what we can do after Polytechnic. If everything went smoothly, it should be one hell of a break before army.

Advanced Food & Industial Microbiology
So to study for this paper, I actually studied everything except Johnny's lecture. The other day, I asked Randall How to remove those paper that is not needed, he didn't remove the first few lectures...

Wei Jian: *Scold Randall How, forgot for what reason*
Me: Walao, after you scold, is my turn to scold
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Wei Jian: You come liao jiu tio kan by two people, but...
Wei Jian: *Continue scold*
Wei Jian: *Scold finish*
Me: FINALLY, MY TURN
Me: Walao you ah, never remove some of those lectures not needed
Me: NOW I EVEN KNOW WHAT IS DEFEATHERING AND DESKINNING
Me: I should defeather you since it is part of the pig process
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then this paper sort of have a few damn tough component. Wine, Cheese, Vegetables and a few more to name. But Randall How, was specially scared of Wine making, since the process is so darn long. He always forget it half way... (to be carry on later)

Nothing much to talk about this paper, or did I forgot what to say about this paper? I don't know why I got pee rush on this exam, despite the fact I did pee like twice right before the exam.

Then right before the start, the teached tried to troll us

Clock: 12.28
Instructor: Ok, you all may start
Me: *Take up pen*
Instructor: at 12.30 sharp!!!
Me:

OH, I just remembered what to write for this paper. THIS PAPER IS EFFIN TOUGH. So I was give two choice on that exam...

1) To quickly and anyhow do finish my exam and went to pee.
2) Went to pee, relax my mind, try again

But of course, the smart choice is definitely the latter one. So I'll be the first one to raise my hand. So Mr Richard follows me to the toilet. So upon reaching the first toilet, there is an aunty washing inside... so I thought of doing something I always want to do, but didn't have the chance.

Me: *Look inside male toilet to see if it is really being washed*
Me: *Saw an aunty mopping the floor*
Me: BOO!!!!!
Aunty:
Aunty: WAH!!! YOU SCARED ME!!!
Me:

Credit: TO LESTER FOR THIS AWESOME IDEA, but try not to use on old people please.

So I walk to the other toilet, trying to hold my pee very hard. Anyway, after my whole stuff, I went back, everyone look at me. I'm shaking my head, caused my paper is really fail flop flunk. Then soon, second people went to the toilet, then third people went to the toilet then Qing Yan went to the toilet. Then Richard look at me... and mumbled "This is your fault..."

>____________>
<____________<
..............................

But really soon, people start leaving the exam hall caused they complete the paper. Actually I've completed, it just that I don't know if I want to try again or just leave. In the end, I tried for one last time, then I left.

But surprising, I started to gain some hope after discussing with other classmate outside. Then we are like

"Wine got come out sia"

Then the guys' thinking are like

"RANDALL HOW HONG GAN LIAO LA!!!"

Product Design & Development
In the whole sem, I always thought this module is called Product Development & Design. >_>, what a good student I am. This take place at the sports hall. To be honest, this paper, nothing much to say. It's either you can memorize, or you can't. So at exam, it's either you come out early, or you don't come out early

Dafuq did I just said.

In my exam life, I always wanted to come out first on one paper. I know, I know, it's nothing to be proud of. Since when you come out early, there are two option

1) You know how to do
2) You don't know how to do

Of course, let's hope for the former option. But mine was short lived, since I was sitting at the end of the sports hall. No one can see if I walk out first or what. Oh well. So indeed, I am the first to walk out of the exam hall.

At outside, I wait for awhile, then I saw Fatimah and Wei Jian...

Wei Jian: Fatimah very joke sia
Me: Why?
Wei Jian: I asked her easy or not
Wei Jian: She said damn easy
Wei Jian: I then asked her about the last question
Wei Jian: She said she don't know how to do
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

We then wait outside the sports hall. We wait, wait, wait and wait. Then we both started to thinking something isn't wrong. NO OTHER PEOPLE CAME OUT FROM OUR COURSE BESIDE WE THREE. Then I'm like

"I don't know if I know how to do, or I assume I know how to do"

Times passed, and still, no people came out.

>___________>

Me: Ok ma... this prove we are confident
Wei Jian: Correct... if you come out early, only got two options
Us: Either you know how to do, or you don't know how to do.
Me: Now we both discuss, like not much differences in our answer
Me: But later when people come out, we can prepare to throw or donate some marks
Janice: *Starts to walk out*
Wei Jian: You know how to do the last question?
Janice: *Answer*
Me: OOOOOOOOOOO THROW MARKS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

We are like damn happy to throw our mark away. But afterall, we only missed how to do a few question. Should be alright ;D.

Labelling & Regulatory affairs
For the longest time.

Microsoft Words.

Fuck you.

IT'S SPELT AS LABELLING AND NOT LABELING. STOP PROMPTING ME TO CORRECT ME EVERYTHING. TILL I THOUGHT LABELING IS THE CORRECT WORD. THEN I REALISE I'M A RETARD WHEN WRITING THE MODULE AT THE EXAM PAPER. /inb4youarealreadyretard

So yea, this is a paper, where I literally took risks. Why? I only starts studying the day before, and never listen in class or revise on this module at all. Caused if it is like common test, we should be fine.

This module is quite fun, caused we can bring papers/documents to the exam hall lololol. So, nothing much to talk about studying.

So during the exam, just like the common test. I'm the only fag that occupied two tables. One table is for my exam paper, the other to sort out my documents for easy find. Do there was this question, which I thought is EASY!!!

I'm doing that question so confidently, then soon I saw Qing Yan went to take his calculator. Then I'm like...

"Lol, noob, the numbers are easy to calculate, they are basic math"

So I continued to do without calculator. Like I said, common sense, as it, you can roughly tell if it is over or below a certain percentage. So before I did the last question, I see like almost everyone starts poking their calculator. THEN I'M LIKE



So I just went to do the last question. FINISHED. I'M PREPARED TO GO!!!!!!! But I look around, the people who are using calculator, are still using. THEN I THINK

"SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT AT ALL"

Raised my hand and ask Miss Tay...

Me: Erm... this question...
Miss Tay: Ya?
Me: *Glup*
Me: Do we have to show EVERY working?
Miss Tay: Yep!

Then I'm like



So Miss Tay helped me to borrowed a calculator from Jen(Thanks again). Then...



The only paper that I failed to leave early >_>.

The Last Day & Advanced Food Chemistry
Paper to freedom. However, it wasn't an easy one. Becaused there are just so many to study. Till when I thought it is impossible to learn everything. I cooled down, and asked Randall How for the ACTUALY hints.

Then it all came together. It is rather obvious which questions will come out. Everyone is relief. So we basically just focus on those, since we don't have much time to study also.

Then there was this epic moment about Randall How. Really epic I mean.

Ah Kun + Wei Jian + Me: *Studying in Jacket, comfortably*
Randall How: *Went to toilet*
Randall How: *Shiver like a dog while walking out*
Me:
Ah Kun + Wei Jian: *Act out his action*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Funny right? LOLOLOLOL, nah. The epic moment has yet to come.

Randall How: *Came back*
Randall How: *Continue to study for like another 1 hour*
Randall How: *Shiver again*
Ah Kun: You not cold meh?
Randall How: Cold ah
Wei Jian: Then you don't have jacket?
Randall How: *Dig inside his bag*
Me: If you dig out one jacket right now, I seriously will beat the hell out of you
Randall How: *Take out jacket*
Randall How: *Wear*
ALL OF US:
ALL OF US:
ALL OF US:
ALL OF US:
ALL OF US:

Oh god =_=... he is cold, he don't wear jacket, until we asked me. WTF IS THIS LOGIC??? Then we were still laughing at that, but I was cooling down. But then this happen

Me: *Me asking Randall*
Me: Is blah blah blah part of browning reaction?
Wei Jian: No. (Wei Jian answer first)
Me: *Continue read*
-10 seconds later-
Wei Jian: *Asking Randall*
Wei Jian: Eh, if blah blah blah(same thing as I asked) part of browning?
Me: WTF!?!?! ISN'T THAT WHAT I ASKED JUST NOW? (Damn agitated)
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Randall How: Ya
Me: THEN JUST NOW NEVER ANSWER ME
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I literally died at that point... so back to study anyway, and prepared for the next day.

But, I was confident that I will be able to do, since I memorized almost everything on the very obvious hints.

Went in, sat down. Then the the paper starts. The first impression I want to do is...



OH MY GOD, THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO QUESTIONS NOT FROM THE DAMN HINT!!!!!!! THEN THE VERY VERY VERY OBVIOUS QUESTION HINTS DIDN'T COME OUT. Then I know, I will see this paper year. But then, I didn't gave up hope.

I remembered at Year 1, there was this microbiological exam, I got the same thinking. I got C+ at the end.

So I just do, but inside me, I'm crying at how tough this paper is. Then when I'm about to go out...

*Take a deeeeeep breath*
*Shall not blog this part*
*Fuck you*

In the end, I gave up, stood up, and left.

It was an anti-climatic end to our polytechnic. In my mind, the day before, I am so prepared be like jummping out of the damn exam hall damn happy. But then... *sigh*

All went to Koufu, to have our last meal in school. I ordered from my favourite store, the Japanese Store. Since I am damn close to the aunty and uncle there. But when I'm eating, there was this kaypo aunty

Aunty: Last day liao ah?
Us: Ya lor
Aunty: Like that must buy drinks from me ah
Us: Like that snatch business one is it?
Aunty: This is not call snatch, this is call promotion
Aunty: I don't care what Japanese store sell, I only care what I sell
Us: But you got to see le, if the Japanese food salty of spicy, then we will buy drinks... so you must help each other ma
Aunty: Then the Japanese Store got add salt or spices?
Us: No.
Aunty: ...............................

Then after awhile, THEY START SHOUTING ACROSS THE WHOLE KOUFU

Aunty: *SHOUT LIKE GRANDMOTHER*
Japanese Aunty(lol): *SHOUT BACK*
Us: OIOIOIOI!!!!!
Us: THIS ISN'T A MARKET!!!
Aunty: CANNOT SHOUT MEH?
Us: YOU SHOUT AGAIN WE DON'T BUY DRINKS
Aunty: ................................

Then now, surprisingly, we all have to wait for Randall How. Caused, they all want to go to his house to play Mahjong. Caused the exam is two hours, usually the guy will come out within an hour. So yea, Randall How, NEVER, EVER, came out of the exam hall early.

The other guys is like damn it all to hell. >_> We went to play poker first, while waiting for Randall How. Finally he came, he ate and we left. But I got some unfinished business in the whole school...

So yea, I walk around the whole school for probably the last time, hoping to find someone or some group, and to visit those aunties and uncles that I know around in this school. Didn't go quite well though, since the school is really ending XD.

Went home after that. That conclude our study life in Nanyang Polytechnic. Unless suay suay retain then I got nothing much to say. BUT...



Nah, just kidding. I got a small chance of failing due to the Advanced Food Chemistry. I hope everything will go well on my side!

Study Habit
Here is a little side section to this blog post...

#1
During year 1 and year 2, studying definitely is not my strong point... plus I got lot of entertainment. So when I reached school at 1 or 2pm, my usual speech will be... *Example*

Time: -1pm-
Me: Hoo, just reached... must rest first
Me: *Take out PSP/DS/iPod*
Time: -2pm-
Me: Aiya, still early, not even evening yet
Everyone: ...............
Time: -3pm-
Me: *Take out book*
Me: *Study for like 10 minutes*
Me: I go toilet or buy food
Time: -4pm-
Me: OK LA, REALLY STUDY
Everyone: *Whistle*
Someone: Oi, follow me go toilet or buy food le or print ntoes
Me: Let's go lor
Time: -5pm-
Me: AIYA, I WILL STUDY AFTER DINNER LA
Me: *Play game*
Time: -6pm-
Me: *Study until go home*

So basically, that is the start of my study story... nowaday...

Me: *Reached*
Me: Rest first then study...
Qing Yan: Why don't you just rest until 6pm then study?
Me: .................

That's why my GPA is always "Excellent". But year 3, it sort of evolved a little bit...

Me: OHHH STUDY FINISH ONE CHAPTER!!!
Me: *Play iPod game*
Me: OHHH STUDY FINISH ANOTHER CHAPTER!!!
Me: *Play iPod game*
Chapter: -Next chapter no need study-
Me: OHHH NO NEED STUDY THIS CHAPTER!!!
Me: *Play iPod game*
Everyone: ....................

Until got once..

Me: OHHH STUDY FINISH THIS CHAPTER!!!
Me: *Play iPod game*
Me: *Complete round, study time*
-5 minutes later-
Me: *Play iPod*
Someone: EH? I THOUGHT STUDY?
Me: Oh, that chapter five slides nia
Everyone: ....................

#2
Then some of us just like to bet on question... Especially with Ah Kun "我用我的弟弟担保不会出!" You should know the 弟弟 is not your actual brother ya...

Like you know, we like to spot question for exam. Like we try to guess which will cme out, which will not come out. But after we spot, we will have a list of what to study. Let's say this list got 20 questions, which we think may come out...

Ah Kun: I believe question 5 won't come out
Ah Kun: 我用我的弟弟担保不会出!!!
-Next module-
Ah Kun: I trust myself... question x and x won't come out!
Ah Kun: 我用我的弟弟担保不会出!!!

and so on... but in the end, of course some of them still come out. Those happened at common test. But when it comes to exam

Ah Kun: 我用我的弟弟担保不会出!!!
Wei Jian: Ya la, you got alot of 弟弟 to 担保 la
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then when some other people...

Someone: I quite sure won't come out
Wei Jian: 你用你的弟弟担保 ah?
Us: LOLOLOLLOLOL

But some of us just like to take risk ya. Like for this exam, I quite sure I've taken a lot of risk... where I'm quite sure it won't come out...

In the end... those I said won't come out... ALL CAME OUT. I can't be a fortune teller next time.

#3
I started the trend of throwing marks away. Cause usually after exam, we will be like...

Someone: Eh, you know how to do?
Someone: .......... walao, wrong two marks sia!!!

You should know it is a bit demoralizing... so until one day I got bored

Someone: Eh, you know how to do?
Someone: .......... walao, wrong two marks sia!!!
Me: Two marks?
Me: AIYA THROW AWAY LA!!!

Then soon we upgrade a little

Someone: Eh, you know how to do?
Someone: .......... walao, wrong two marks sia!!!
Lazy Senior: Two marks?
Lazy Senior: Donate to teacher la, cannot do good deeds?

Then we upgrade again

Someone: Eh, you know how to do?
Someone: .......... walao, wrong two marks sia!!!
Lazy Senior: Two marks?
Lazy Senior: Two marks you cannot afford meh? You that cheapskate meh?

Yep, soon it started a trend within the guy group. Not sure, but it sure does help abit when you know your answer are wrong, all these "jokes" reduce the tension by little...

#4
Another funny thing that happens while study is when we don't get any response... we take any dead item near us and talk to it.

Everyone: *Studying*
Me: Later got eat bo?
Everyone: ...................
Me: Hmmmm
Me: Eh, anyone eating later?
Everyone: ...................
Me: *Pick up my pen*
Me: EH PEN AH, YOU WANT TO EAT LATER?
Me: PEN, CAN YOU REPLY ME?
Everyone: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Oh my god, you all finally got response

Then soon, the whole group are talking to all sort of stuffs...

Wei Jian: You all study until what time?
Everyone: ...................
Wei Jian: *Pick up MP3*
Wei Jian: EH MP3, STUDY UNTIL WHAT TIME!?!?!?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ah Kun: You all know what is tested for the exam?
Everyone: ...................
Ah Kun: *Pick up wallet*
Ah Kun: WALLET, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS TESTED?
Ah Kun: NO REPLY?
Ah Kun: *Take out NYP card*
Ah Kun: HOW ABOUT YOU, YOU KNOW WHAT IS TESTED?
Ah Kun: *Take out Ez-Link Card*
Ah Kun: YOU KNOW BOH!?!?!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Randall How: About tomorrow ah...
Everyone: ...................
Randall How: *Take up iPhone*
Randall How: EH ABOUT TOMORROW
Wei Jian + Ah Kun + Me: Just now that chicken rice damn nice sia
Wei Jian + Ah Kun + Me: You all want go Cafe?
Wei Jian + Ah Kun + Me: Today weather not bad sia
Everyone: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Of course it is usable outside study as well... as well as combo...

Everyone: *Walking towards Koufu direction*
Me: Hello, you all eating what? (inb4koufu)
Everyone: ...............
Me: HELLO!!!! ARE WE EATING???
Everyone: ...............
Me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EATING!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Wei Jian: *Knock on the wall*
Wei Jian: EH WALL AH, WHAT YOU WANT TO EAT?
Me: ....... what sai are you doing?
Wei Jian: I help you ask the wall... later you also will automatic ask the wall ma
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I think the most epic one is still...

Me: *Studying with Jessica and her friends*
Me: Eh, are you all eating later?
Me: ....................
Me: *Take Jessica's iPhone 4S*
Jessica: :o
Me: *Activate Siri*
Me: SIRI, ARE WE EATING LATER?
Siri: Locating the nearest restaurant
Me: Wtf, even Siri want to eat with me
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Fierce sia, automatically find restaurant, not food court one
Me: Lucky not my girlfriend, if not pok kai till max
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Since you all finally got response
Me: What are all of you going to eat?
Everyone: ...................
Me: *Activate Siri*
Me: Hey Siri, help me locate the nearest restaurant for you and me please
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#5
About food... there are always one guy in the whole group will scold us if we bring food into "The Room" to eat... so basically...

Anyone but Qing Yan: *Bring Hotdog bun to the room*
Qing Yan: Make the room smelly nia
Anyone but Qing Yan: *Lan lan suck thumb*

BUT...

Qing Yan: *Bring Ban Mian/Cai Fan/Smelly Meal into the room*
Anyone but Qing Yan: *Lan lan suck thumb*

LOL, you get what I meant... if you don't... means if we were to bring any food into the room beside Qing Yan, he will definitely lecture us abit. However, if he bring and food into the room, we can't say a damn thing.

Random Chat
#1 Great mind think alike
Me: Walao, got exam, then got this birthday celebration, then need get present
Wei Jian: Wait
Wei Jian: Guy or girl?
Wei Jian: If guy, give a slap as present
Me: Girl
Wei Jian: Wait
Wei Jian: If ugly, give slap as a present
Wei Jian: If pretty...
Me: Dickslap
Wei Jian: Use your other thing to slap
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#2 After Food Business
Study group: *Planning what to study*
Me: Eh, so what is on the last day?
Randall How: Advanced Food Chem
Wei Jian: Then what is our first paper?
Me: *Assuming he asking what is the next paper(Literally first paper) to take*
Me: Microbiology lor
Wei Jian: Wrong... it's Food Business
Wei Jian: HEH HEH HEH
Me: ..........................
Them: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3 Anyway, last
Wei Jian: Our last day in the whole school liao, must give more ah
Japanese Aunty: Don't say until like that...
Wei Jian: Like that ah... our last meal
Japanese Aunty: Choi!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#4 Small and new
Me: Aiseh, school finishing soon, still got new staff come sia
Me: Plus is a xiao mei mei
Wei Jian: XIAO MEI MEI!?!?!?
Wei Jian: ..........
Wei Jian: Really is xiao mei mei... (She looks like a kid)
Randall How: She is new one
Wei Jian + Me:

#5 Happened on Valentine
Lester + Jessica + Me: *All having haircut*
Lester's Hairdresser: You three in relationship?
Lester + Jessica + Me:
Jessica: Erm... I'm not that kind of person...
Lester's Hairdresser: NONONONO I MEAN IF YOU THREE EACH HAVE YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND
Us: LOLOLOLOLLOLOOLOOL

Jokes: Exam joke, since this is an exam post ;D
Blanjah Singh is appearing for his University final examination.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well.
His shirt, pants, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here,

'Answer the following questions in brief'.

- Melvin -


7:25 AM

Saturday, February 4, 2012

- Title: Here come the last lap :

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, finally. It's been nearly three years already. So our official lessons are all over already. We have no more lesson as a Nanyang Polytechnic Student anymore. But damn! We still have our last lap in Nanyang Polytechnic. The real last lap. The last few weeks. The last exam.

This feeling is totally deja vu. During my O Level, I had similar feeling as well. The feeling of you know that all the fun you can have everyday, will have to stop. You know you have to find new friends in your after Poly Life again.

I will leave my thought about it right after my exam. 1st of March, you better come fast.



Yea yea... Brown Eyed Girls again. I don't know what problem do I have with them. Most of their songs, I felt they are kind of bad when I first heard it. When I revisit it again sometimes later, it will grow on me. Cleansing Cream just did that.

So listen to that song while you read my blog ya.

School
WHAT BORING? YOU CAN'T SAY BORING TO THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! Cause it will be soon, that I am unable to blog any more boring stuff!!! So yea, this is probably the last few times I will be able to blog about school anyway.

Food Exhibition
This sort of became like a yearly thingy or every semester thingy. Where we will exhibit thr products we develop throughout the semester. So this year, is no difference. Maybe the product is different...

But shits happen in the morning, as our dried chilli has fungus growing on it already. So we have no choice but to ask HOW to help us to buy the chilli, despite of him needed to be woken up early. He got not choice anyway.

But to prepare our sauce, of course we have to prepare our ingredient first. Despite our group having the least people, I still got time to help out other groups. Of course, in return, they got to pay me back with their fruits... MUAHAHAHA.

So while cooking our sauce, we definitely got to try our sauce. So I was like a hero or a boss when I first tried the fresh produced sauce. I took a big bite.

It was a mistake

No, it wasn't bad, in fact, it was pack full of flavours. It was pack with a high level of spiciness as well and I truely believe I can take heat more than a lot of people(but not till THOSE extreme). So I actually have to rushed out to drink finish my whole bottle of water. Yea, it was that spicy.

Of course, no one will be able to eat those sauces without any stuff to compliment it. So it was Qing Yan's idea to have want calamari ring as a compliment. Yep deep fried calamari ring. I was afraid of the idea at first, this is because, usually I am the one that is doing all the washing. So imagine I will be washing all the oil.

The powerful thing is that our deep fryer, contains three different kinds of oil. LOL. One of them is Olive oil =_=. Yea.. we are despo enough for oil LOL.

So the presentation start, all the speakers speak and student keep coming in to taste our food, so we just have to present on our sauces. It got quite a good reception, beside some claimed to be a little too spicy. It was just nice when it is eaten with the calamari ring.

But the awkward moment when the calamari ring finished faster than all our sauces. But ultimately, only Wei Jian and me was looking after our product. I have no idea where Qing Yan and Ah Kun went to, only later I found out that they went washing. But it was all good. Since Wei Jian and I have a lot of comment on people who are tasting our food.

Person 1: What is this?
Me: ?????
Me: Blood
Person 1:
Me:

Person 2: What is this?
Me: Some very spicy sauce
Me: As in very spicy
Person 2: Can we try?
Us: Yaya
Person 2: *Dip the TIP of the fork and taste*
Person 2: Not spicy le
Me:
Me: .....................
Me: How about you drink the whole thing?
Them: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me:

Person 3: Ohhh!!! Look got water to drink
Person 3: *Just take and going to drink*
Me: WTFFFFFFFFFFFF WAIT!!!!!
Person 3: ??????
Me: If you don't want to die... then don't drink...
Person 3: *Read is spicy sauce*
Person 3: You want kill me ah?
Me: Should've let you drink........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Person 4: *With group of friends standing around my table*
Me: Hello, do you all want to try our sauce?
Me: But our complimenet has ran out though..
Person 4: Ooooooo
Me: ???
Person 4: Is it very spicy?
Wei Jian: -Her sound sibei irritating-
Person 4: *Take sauce and try*
Person 4: *Did the tasting sound at a rapid speed*
Me: *Trying to control my laughter*
Person 4: Okay ah! Not bad
Me: Thanks... glad you like
Person 4: *Still dad rapid tasting sound*
Me: *Tears coming out from controlling laughter*
Person 4: *Went away*
Wei Jian: *Came back*
Me: Aiseh, too bad you not here, just now that girl make de sound...
Me: *Do the sound she make*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then of course, we then went around eat other team's food as well. Including Yoghurt Cake, biscuits and many many more...

-Yoghurt-
Ashiela: Melvin... tomorrow must come eat our yoghurt cake.. we make a lot a lot
Me: Make sure it's nice kk
Me: Make sure you prepare like five pieces for me
Ashiela: CAN CAN!!!!!!
Me: Wah, so nice of you... tomorrow I pass you five litres of our sauce
Ashiela: ................ nevermind
Us: LOLOLOLOL

-Biscuits-
Wei Jian + Me: *Bored of eating our own calamari ring*
Wei Jian: OI HOW!!! Got biscuit, ownself keep eating
Randall How: *Brought us some biscuits*
Qing Yan: Nice ma?
Me: *Took first bites*
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: *Hit the chair*
Me: SAME SIA
Qing Yan: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Wei Jian: *Took first bite*
Wei Jian: If got thief, he run away, I take this throw, he confirm will faint
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
-After awhile-
Randall Chan: *Took biscuits from HOW and try*
Wei Jian + Me: *Look at Randall Chan eat*
Randall Chan: *Trying pretty hard to bite the biscuits*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

After awhile, Wei Jian and I was guarding our table. Then I'm like looking around then I saw Randall How

Me: Siala, Randall How finally stop eating sia
Wei Jian: Impossible le, he can never stop one
Wei Jian + Me: *Observe Randall How*
Randall How: *Open the container of biscuits*
Wei Jian: Tell you liao..
Randall How: *Show is to groupmate*
Me: See I told you he never eat liao
Randall How: *After geh siao for a long time*
Randall How: *Eat the bisuits*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then soon, it is the end of the whole exibitsion. Some went home early, some stayed back to wait for friend or to clean up the place. Actually our group has already cleaned up our section. Then soon, the staff came in and started barking fiercely on the cleaniness of the place and order us to clean. But then, the staffs attitude was a too overwhelming... so I decided to go out for a walk instead of helping to clean the whole place. Then we all went home.

Role Play-
This was the Forensic Science "Presentation". Remember the last time I was quite hype up about this module? In the end, I am still hype about this module as well. But the presentation kills it all. Due to another poor leadership. I don't mind last minute information, but I totally despite last minute work discussion. It's like, every meeting, I'm only told that there will be a meeting like only two or three hours before.

Even when I am free or busy, I'mm reject the meeting. Then when I'm back to school the next day. I'm always the one blamed for the meeting cancelled, caused I wasn't there to discuss. The problem right now is that I am doing the conclusion, don't tell me you all going to start discussing backward? Ahh so never mind

So finally a meeting, where they told me like two or three days in advanced. So I'm gladly making my time down for the meeting. But before I went there, I did my work. But then I'm still pissed. I'm the ONLY one that had done my work. The rest were on the spot doing and discussing. That time, I was truely on the verge of exploding.

If it were not for my dotter, Ying Thong, I think I will already have abandon that whole presentation. I totally have thought they have already done their work. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh my god, then people still got the mentality to ask me if I am alright or ask me to help them. Then when it comes to my part, they just use my part without discussing. If everyone did that... wouldn't it be good?

On that day of presentation. I wasn't really allow to do my own presentation speech or anything. I wasn't able to choose my role. LOL, that is a huge disappointed and more towards anger. I was told to present on the part that wasn't done by me.



But still, presentation got to carry on. So I just read off the speech they prepared for me. Whatever, it's over. I'm not happy. I'm not sure it's because they are from other class, or they just sucks.

Foods
For the past week, I've tasted two new stuff that I've have never tried before.

-Frog Leg-
This always has been something that I wanted to try since long ago. But didn't get the chance as it was just too expensive and it was pretty hard to find in Singapore. But recently, below my house, there was this store that started selling frog leg. Without hesitation, I went ahead and tried it.

IT WAS SPICY LIKE FIAK. TOTALLY COVERED THE TASTE OF THE FROG!!!!!!!! But it sort of have the texture of chicken? But a little more spongy. But I definitely would want to try again with less spices~

-Cuttlefish Ink spaghetti-
So this is at Yomenya Goemon which is located at City Link. So it was sort of the last day of school before exam, Wei Jian, Randall How and I decided to treat ourselves with some really good food. We do almost everything to avoid eating at KouFu or just at school.

Looking at the menu, it contains a lot of stuff that I cannot comprehend since it was mostly in Japanese-English words... So Wei Jian was like pointing at this Cuttlefish Ink spaghetti, and it immediately caught my attention. Without a second thought, I ordered it. Wei Jian ordered some spaghetti with Japanese egg above then Randall How ordered seaweed spaghetti(Not really seaweed spag, but it definitely taste like seaweed if you ask me).

Wei Jian's spaghetti taste rather normal but a stronger taste, plus the egg(mixed insai) makes me somewhat tastier. Randall How's one is like what I said, seaweed taste. Then mine, when I first received mine, I'm like... this is way too black.......

So I mixed and took the first bite... it was... fantastic. The flavour is very very very strong, but little too dry(didn't mixed properly). The flavour is very unique, I cannot describe by words, but it definitely is something I have never taste before. But towards the end, as I didn't mixed well, there is a pool of Olive Oil at the bottom, which sort of turned me off. Not to say, when I ate about 1/2 way inside, I found the taste is overpowering, which makes me hard to swallow the noodle. But the first few bite is really really really fantastic. Perhaps if I were to mixed well, I will enjoy the whole bowl of spaghetti.

Score of 3/5 from me. Maybe a 4/5 if it were to mixed well. The spaghetti serving was pretty nice, the ingredient is very little though. I spent near 15 dollars on that noodle, and it came with less than three cuttlefish.

-Future foods-
There are still various food I would want to try. Like turtle soup, tulang, snails and BEEF!!! If I were in other country like Thailand... spiders, scorpion and other insects will definitely be on the list as well

Actually I'm quite looking forward to eat beef. I know it's against my religion, but I still want to eat >:O. Damn all the food documentary show.

Poh Chin's Birthday
So this is the second Secondary School's Birthday Friend that I went to. It's been a while since I went to downtown east, since I'm not really a fan of chalet, or more specifically overnight chalet or event. Worse thing is, her celebration held NEAR downtown east, not exactly at downtown east... so I got trouble finding the damn place.

But unlike girls, who have bad sense of direction, I manage to find the damn place in 10 minutes. /Fuck yea

Actually, I should stop having the mentality that I will be late even by a few minutes. Caused, when I'm late for like an hour or 30 minutes, I will still be one of the earliest. With that being said, only a few Secondary School Mate reached there first. Then we all went outside to play some Mahjong Poker, I'm a fast learner LOL.

Then we went in and talk a little more and these time round, there are a few more friends that were not at Dick's birthday. Madeline, Windy and Wei Sheng. As like last time, all were quite shocked to see me changed to much...

So we start doing our own stuff like playing gambling. Yay... I gambled outside Chinese New Year. Caused it was Dick's idea to play some poker, since he offered the challenge to all the males in Sec School, so I just play anyway, if not I don't know who I can talk to there, since most other people are from other school.

It all started with Blackjacks then it became 96. Whatever it is called... but the game 96, is that when two cards are added together, you are to only take the number at the back. The higher the better, you are able to only draw one card(if you want), same thing, add the three card together, take the last number.

Sounds easy... but this game is pure money sucker or winner. Some can lose up to hundred within hours, win over twenty within minutes. So Yong Chiang was one of the victim of the unluckies that day. He lost over hundred within a few hours. Actually I won like around thirty plus from him. But of course you will feel bad, cause afterall, he is still your friend.

So our this group of gambling for hours, didn't stop gambling until he win back all. So it was this group of people

Dick, Kok Wee, Wei Sheng, Windy, Yong Chiang and Me. Almost everyone was losing money to Dick, till the point Windy balanced all her win and lost back to zero and back off that game... the next game we play...

Kok Wee, Wei Sheng, Yong Chiang and Me all win at the same time, then we are like

Us: NOW WE KNOW WHO IS THE CULPRIT!!!!!!!!!
Us: *All curse Windy*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Windy: *Comes back*
Yong Chiang: EH, YOU DON'T PLAY AH
Yong Chiang: SIT THERE!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So it's turn for Poh Chin's to cut cake. So Yong Chiang is a bloody joker, since most of us will have to take picture with Poh Chin as a group, depending on the grouping. Then no matter what he will try to fit inside the picture.

Tamasek Polytechnic - Usually like that say... means only same class. But Yong Chiang is like.. I'M ALSO FROM TAMASEH POLY WHAT!!!!! Seems legit LOL

Bartley Band - He seems to be in there for only few hours LOL

5n1 - Own class nuff' said LOL

Then when it comes to cutting cakes, there was no knife in the house!!! Then someone shouted...

"USE YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!"

Epic, bro.

But I didn't eat the cake alot, caused I don't feel like eating anyway. Then I'm like telling everyone I've got allergic to flour LOL. It works though... So after all those

WE ARE BACK TO GAMBLING. But this time, most of us focus on losing money back to Yong Chiang. As I was rushing back home, so the last bet, I used everything I've won. $10 dollars on the 96 games.

BUT OH MY GOD, HE GOT A DOUBLED!!!!!!! In my brain I'm like... I've fucked myself.......... then I remember Dick's owe me eight. dollars from the gambling as well, I told him to minus there. If not instead of helping him, I'm paying the debt myself LOL. Went home after that...

PS. A lot a lot of hot and pretty girls in that party celebration~ LOL

Random Chat
#1 - Ta ta ta ta ta
Wei Jian: *Playing some guns game on my iPod*
Wei Jian: Wo You Yi Ba Ji Guan Qiang
Us: Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta...
Me: Sumi gapa Mayday
Us: Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta...
Me: Aiseh, not bad ma
Me: Mami apa Mayday
Us: Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Wei Jian: My brother la, keep play this music.

#2 - That girl at Swimming Pool that kicked me
Me: *Walking out of Compass*
Us: *Exchange eye contact*
Girl: *Point at my body*
Girl: *Do The V body shape pattern*
Girl: *Thumbs up*
Me: *Point at her food*
Me: *Do the round body shape pattern*
Girl: O________O
Girl: *Gave me an evil stare*
Girl: *You watch out*
Me: *Point at her eye and then do the V body shape pattern on myself*
Us: LOLOLOLOL

#3 - So mum promised me a watch if I hit 75kg
-Few days ago-
Me: Ma, you can prepared money for watch liao
Mum: Say nia la... you also haven't reach
-Few days later-
Me: *Stands on Weighing machine*
Weighing machine: 74.9KG
Me: MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mum: *Came over*
Mum: What thing
Me: Eh, weighing machine what weight ah?
Me: I cannot see...
Mum: *Came and take a look*
Mum: .............................
Me:

PS: Yea, I really did that pose LOL.

Jokes: Feels like sharing some Singaporean Joke :D
There was once a very good barber in NEW YORK, who gave Free Haircuts to everybody
who came into his shop to have their haircuts.

One day a florist went to him for a haircut.
After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber, but the barber replied:
'It's alright, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.'
The Florist was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open his shop,
there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door .

A policeman went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replied: 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.'

The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open his shop,
there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Singaporean software engineer went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber
after the cut.
But the barber replied: 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.'
The Singaporean software engineer was very happy and left.

The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, guess what he found
there............



Can you guess?



Come on, think like a Singaporean....



Have you got the answer...........?????





Come on.............






Guess...






Guess...






Guess.................................................







A dozen Singaporeans waiting for free haircuts!

;D.

PS. I'll promise you.

- Melvin - Come at me bro -


5:49 AM

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

- Title: NS Checkup :

I think someone will be killing me around here for this rather late wish. But the fact is that I did wished her on her damn birthday >:O. But still, Happy Birthday Miss R, -insert any compliment to make you happy-, and hope to meet up with you soon. YEA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL? INSERT ANY COMPLIMENT? I'LL INSERT MY DICTIONARY INSTEAD.

-cough-

Before I get any further, I want to share one song which I have been listening all day long, even right now.



This song was much like Abracadabra, which is also from Brown Eyed Girls, I thought it was quite bad at first, which I just listen and close. But for some reason, I went back to them after awhile. After that, I love that song.

I never actually follow any KPOP singers or group, unlike JPOP, where I will usually just follow Ayumi. But I think, Brown Eyed Girls, will be the first KPOP group that I will actually follow. Reasons? I think Ga-In is damn pretty, but Narsha is even prettier. Yea, weird taste huh? But I really think Narsha is very very very pretty.

Not really, I really want to follow them, is caused their three singles, all have been at the top few in my iTunes playtime list.

1. Abracadabra
2. Sign
3. Sixth Sense

I still think their songs are really good ;D. Next entry, I might post few more discovery of KPOP songs that I felt nice. Of course one Ayumi song which I think is my new favourite from here... if I remember to post, that is.

-Cough-

Chinese New Year
I thought I will write a little about Chinese New Year before I move on to the NS checkup. This year, got to be, one of the, most boring, Chinese New Year. EVER. But it's okay... One of the main reason why I like Chinese New Year this year, is because I get to see my grandparent. I don't know why... I fear I might not get to see them anymore soon...

I have been neglecting them as time goes by. When I am young, I tend to go to grandparent house like perhaps twice a months, as I grow older, I go there lesser and lesser. Until like now, I only went there on Chinese New Year. But then I realise, I need to visit them more often.

During that Chinese New Year, when I visit my grandparent... they called me..

"WEIDE AH!!!"

I felt damn emotional. Just like the old time, when they see me or my sibling, my grandparent have one of the sweetest smiles ever. Then when I was going to leave that place(it was a HDB btw), when I go down, my grandparent stay at their unit and see us walk away until we couldn't be seen anymore.. I'm lucky to still have them, I should visit them more often. I promise.

Woah, that was a tough paragraph to write, I even get emotional while typing those few paragraphs.

There was one reunion breakfast that our family always have for years. It is Dim Sum at a restaurant at Toa Payoh... last few times, I always thought the food was FANTASTIC!!! Last year, I thought it was quite normal. This year, I thought the food was rather horrendous!!! Not sure if my course have make me seeking higher quality food or is it Gordon Ramsay's show that make me a sucker for good food...

Can I not enjoy foods like last time anymore...?

But anyway, on Chinese New Year, typical meet up with other relatives and cousins. Then En En was damn noisy this Chinese New Year. Some of you might know that I usually only gamble on Chinese New Year, unless special occasion. This Chinese New Year was no difference...

-Enter house-
En En: OI!!! COME HELP ME!!!
Me: ???
Me: If my mother was asking for help and if you are asking for help at the same time
Me: Who will I sa...
En En: COME HELP NOW!!!
Me:
Cousins: Pity you... come in jiu tio bark
En En: OI!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK I BITCH IS IT?
Me: No la... who dare say you is bitch?
En En: Good you all know...
-Mahjong-
Me: Mahjong your turn le, go fetch the tile can bo? Or you want me throw your tile then you fetch?
En En: *Evil look*
Me: Eh sorry sorry
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Mahjong wasn't what I am really good at, I just know the basic. But in the end, she couldn't really afford to play cause she don't want to lose too much money, yet she want to play.

En En: Oi share share le
Me: *Eating pineapple tart*
Me: *Share Pineapple tart*
En En: ...............
En En: You dumb or what?
Me: ???????? ?_? ????????
Me: Erm... not share this?
En En: SHARE MAHJONG AH!!!
En En: Share the cost...
En En: We share our profit
Me:
Me: Yea... profit...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: I TOTALLY SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

After that I can't remember what other funny stuff happen... I will post when I remember when I continue my blog next time...

Oh, just remembered this chat

En En + Me: *Lost 50 dollars*
Me: Eh, you give him liao bo? You lost around 20 plus at mahjong
En En: Wait ah... me no small note
En En: *Speaks to cousin*
En En: By the way... you haven't give me ang pao
En En: You inside put how much?
Cousin: 20 dollars for every cousin
En En: Like that you no need give me liao
Me:

I thought that was quite epic LOL.

After that we just had some dinner and play a little bit of poker card before we went home. Yay, I did not drink any alcohol!!! Though it was quite tempting.

Gambling with FS0903 guys
You know, this is such a rare occasion. I think from Year 1 to Year 3, I gambled less than five times with them. So it's Chinese New Year... so WHY NOT?!?! But sadly, all of them are rather a few level higher than me when it comes to almost any form of gambling from mahjong or poker. So I actually got to do it very slow, Wei Jian help me then.

So basically it's like what I did with En En. Wei Jian share the cost with me. When they play mahjong, it was so fast LOL. Plus they gambled quite big as well. During my gamble with my cousin, it was just two dollars per match. Whereas with the guys, it can go as high as 6 dollars plus per mahjong match...

Then when it comes to blackjack, with cousin, it is always 10 cents or 20 cents. Over here it's like $2.50 per draw or even more... There are more examples LOL. Then I sort of got a hard time so catch up with them. Eventhough I've prepared $50 dollars to lose for that day.

But when they play, they are all damn quiet... then the few random chat are... when Wei Jian asked me to see how he play

Wei Jian: Let me teach you
Wei Jian: You see ah... see ah... see ah... see ah...
Me: ..........
Me: Ah ya, see see see see see
Wei Jian: You see I just nice touch the tile that I want
Wei Jian: You see ah... see ah... see ah... see ah...
Me: ................
Me: Ya ya, see see see see see
-THEN if he draw till the tile he want-
Wei Jian: *Whistle*
Wei Jian: Tell you to see liao
-Then when he draw a useless tile-
Me: *Whistle*
Me: Aiseh, this tile DAMN USEFUL
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Since we totally skip our lunch then I was damn hungry...

Me: DAMN HUNGRY!!!
Me: Eh Randall How, you got bread?
Us: .............
Us: *Prepared for next Mahjong*
-A while later-
Randall How: Bread ah, I got...
Me: AISEH, YOU FINALLY REPLY ME SIA!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: *Ate two slices of bread*
Wei Jian: Wah you power sia, plain bread also can eat
Randall How: I got cheese, you want?
Me: ........................
Me: Eh wait ah, I eat few more slices of bread then you tell me got cheeze
Me: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then we were playing, then Randall How suddenly... say a Japanese name. I mean, we Singaporean, do not really know any Japanese people unless they are darn popular... So basically Japanese name, they somewhat sounds similar if you know what I am talking about

Randall How: Eh, you all know Daiyu go visit -insert Japanese name-
Us: ??? ?_? ???
Wei Jian: Orh!!!! THAT PERSON!!!
Wei Jian: You all don't know meh? That person... /scarasm
Me: OHHH!!! Sora Aoi ah... Ohhh
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Randall How: ...............

Please don't google Sora Aoi if you don't know who is she. You probably have a innocent and pure mind. Yep, I just drop a big hint on the type of person SHE IS...

NS Checkup
I hope I don't get into shit for this. But I don't think so, since there are alot of people doing the same thing also. But, anyway... didn't start off too well, caused my dad was driving me to the place for medical check up and I got car sick.

Yep, pretty much I got to do a medical checkup when I am sick. So let's cut the crap about adminstration and get to the main check-up part.

So when I sign up and do all sort of things, there is one person I saw... Zhi Qiang. I thought that height and that hair style is damn familiar... and boomz, it is really him.

But anyway, our first station is urine test. So quite basically, we got to pee inside a bottle with a steip of paper to know our condition. So try to pee into that bottle when you already had pee before hand... I REALLY STOOD INFRONT OF THE CUBICAL FOR FEW MINUTES BEFORE SOME OF MY PEE CAME OUT. Then... a random chat I just remembed that is not related to this

Wei Jian: Last time Secondary School, got pee test ma... I totally got no pee come out sia
Me: No pee ah? Then you try shake shake, then got water come out liao
Wei Jian: Then later the doctor see the bottle and asked why got white white thing...
Wei Jian: Then he go drink
Us: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wei Jian: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So basically, after that we just show them the paper and we are done, next is the blood sample. I was quite unlucky to get a gay(?) as the doctor. So what I have to do it to put my hand at the front and hold my hand straight. Then room was rather small... so while I am holding... the patient beside me...

Doctor: *Insert needle*
Doctor: *Blood sample took half way*
Doctor: Eh, you hold this, I go take something
Poor Patient: ........................
Poor Patient: *Hold the syringe*
Me: :O...........

Yep, the doctor just leave him like this and went to toilet LOL. So I was quite shocked, and my hand is still straight at the front. Suddenly, I felt something soft just touched my palm... and it was... THE DOCTOR PRIVATE PART!!!!!! WHAT THE FIAK!?!?!?!?

The doctor was fat, the room is small, so when he sit down, his private part totally touched my hand throughout...


I felt traumatized... LOL. If it was a pretty nurse like Kaho Kasumi... OK DON'T GOOGLE THAT. Yea, and you all know I always prefer nurse over other type when it comes to those type of stuff... *le sigh*. But it went smoothly though.

After that, we got dental check up, which was quite scary, the dentist said like 3784619 problems with my mouth that I never have heard before... but I heard from Zhi Qiang... it's quite normal. Then we got the Chest X ray, nothing interesting there. Audio check up, it was quite fun, the nurse is rather cute as well, which is a bonus. The audio check up required you to be in a sound-enclosed room with a headphone...

Me: How sia? If tomorrow I go do the audio checkup, they asked me use lousy headphone, I scared my ear itchy...
Me: I wonder if I can request to use my Westone UM3X
Wei Jian: _|_
Wei Jian: Later they used custom, you xia suay...
Me: Lies, custom only can be used by one person
Wei Jian: They make custom on the spot for you... after you do the test, they throw away
Wei Jian: _|_
Wei Jian: Wake up hor
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

As I was saying, the audio test, you just have to raise your hand whenever you heard any frequency or noise. Then the eyesight test, was I am happy to say, I still have perfect eyesight. It must be all the women I have been looking at and all the game that I have play to make my eye perfect.

Then we are off to the so call last room. First was the heart rate check. Before I do the check up, I was perfectly fine, heart beat quite normal... THEN WHEN IT IS MY TURN, I GOT DAMN NERVOUS THEN MY HEARTBEAT INCREASED. Tell me... how is that fair? LOL. Then soon I went to do the height and weight. I'm happy to say the stats

Weight: 75.2kg
Height: 1.73m
BMI: 25.1 (I wrote CMI LOL)
Body Fat: 28%

I am reaching my target weight rather soon! So expect my next entry to be full of arrogance. Then I find a seats next to Zhi Qiang, we talk a little nonsense while waiting for our doctor check up or penis check up. So it was my turn...

Me: *le enter doctor room*
Doctor: Please read the instruction behind
Me: *Turn behind*
Sign: Please stand close to the door*
Me: *le move close to door*
Sign: Please remove your pant and underwear all the way down
Me: Erm....
Sign: YES NOW!!!
Me: *Removed pant and underwear like a BALLS*
Doctor: *See for a while*
Me: *Well, doesn't this feel awkward?*
Doctor: Okay, done.

Oh yea, the like a balls came from this chat

Lester: When the doctor told me he want to check my penis
Lester: I showed him like a boss/balls
Lester: When I say boss/balls...
Lester: I meant to say B.A.L.L.S
Jessica: Firstly, English fail
Jessica: Secondly, a ball or many balls
Jessica: Thirdly, I didn't know you are half of a man balls
Lester: ....................
Me: Pwnt
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So I thought it is all over, then I remember I still got a IQ test. To be honest, I thought the IQ test will be so god damn easy. I am actually quite ready to show myself how good I am. So I went to sat infront of the computer and start the test.

I'm speechless...

It's so...

FIAKING HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MEAN OH MY GOD, PICTURE PATTERN AND NUMBER PATTERN. Sounds easy, but it is like over what I have done. The most irritating stuff is... there is this number pattern question 2... I copy and did on a paper, when I solved the answer, I went back... it's already question 5. LOL WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

After all those, the NS medical checkup is offical finished. Posted to PES B1 L1. I'm damn proud of myself. I never thought I can actually reached PES B to be honest.



9Gag
Oh yea! If you noticed that my this entry has more of those raged face picture... it's cause... I'm totally addicted to 9Gag. Check if out if you want to have some laughter. That page is seriously addictive...

Random Chat
1# - Cai Fan
Me: *Order Cai Fan with Potato, drumstick and egg*
Me: *Eat*.........
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: *Eat Potato*
Me: This potato, I can use to throw people, people can get into coma sia
Me: *Ear Drumstick*
Me: Seriously, this drumstick no different from baseball bat
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

2# - Karma
Me: AISEH!!! That girl not bad!!!!!
Me: But walao... only a little too flat
Qing Yan: PEOPLE NEVER SAY YOU...
Wei Jian: Wah, later she think
Wei Jian: "AISEH!!! THAT GUY VERY BAD!!!!"
Wei Jian: "But walao... but too swollen"
Me: ...........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

3# - Chinese New Year already?
Clock: *Hit 12am*
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR, MISS R
Miss R: Huh?
Miss R: What talking you?
Miss R: Chinese New Year is next month la dey
Me:

4# - Philosopher Melvin
Jessica: You really like BEG now wor?
Jessica: Their songs nice wor...
Me: SIXTH SENSE told me that you are lying
Me: It's a SIGN because you are old
Me: But it's okay, I'll do a magic
Me: ABRACADABRA
Me: And a CLEANSING CREAM appear infront of you...
Jessica: Wtf................................
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

5# - Damn phone(roughly)
Me: *Wearing One Piece Shirt, Portgas D Ace*
Me: *One Piece strap on my file*
Me: *One Piece wallpaper on phone*
Girl: *Speaking on phone*
Girl: This guy infront of me is one piece fan sia
Me: *Thought I heard something*
Girl: He head to toe all one piece... got my favourite Ace also worrr
Me: *Take out phone and pretend to call*
Me: Hello, One Piece fan, do you know you are talking a little loud?
Girl: *COUGH!!!* (Choke)
Girl: AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Girl: That guy hear until me say him sia
Girl: AHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: Getting louder you know?

Random Chat: Old but simple joke
Simple Hokkien to learn

- Children is Gina Kia
- Bird is Jiao Kia
- Give birth is Seh Kia
- Police is Mata Kia
- Small house is Chu Kia
- I am Hokkien Kia
- Malay is Huan Kia
- Hindu is Kit Leng Kia
- Malaysian is Jiu Hu Kia
- Japanese is Jit Pun Kia
- Bad guy is Pai Kia
- Good guy is Ho Kia
- Korean car is Kia
- Furniture is Ikea
- Handphone is Nokia
- Person who read tis is Gong Kia..
- If you are laughing now... You are SIAO KIA!!!
*Whistle*

- Melvin - HEEHAW!!! -


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