Saturday, December 25, 2010

- Title: Merry Chirstmas and Happy New Year!!! :

New Introduction: Happy new year 2011 everyone!!! May all our resolution(s) will come true!!! I was being greedy when I was doing my resolutions just now, I just blurt out like four resolutions. So if one come true, I will be happy enough le XD.

If you notice about the new intro, you will notice about the old intro soon. Then you will know how I long I take to blog this. LOL!

Old Introduction :Ho Ho Ho!!! Merry Christmas!!! But hor, by the time I post this entry, Chirstmas will already be over =.=. But ya know what? I got alot alot alot alot of things to post, but nothing funny haha. As you know, holiday period is the time we forgot about everything. So as time go pass, I will try to remember everything, hopefully by three days, I can recall alot more! Hohoho...

Common Test
First, lets talk about common test. Overall, I quite confident of everything... HEY, I STUDY HARD THIS TIME OKAY?! Sometime I find study fun, sometime I find study a pain in the butt. But this time, I quite enjoy the study process with the guys though.

Food Preservation: I think the MCQ MIGHT kill me, know the short questions very well!
Food Processing: Firstly, I want to thanks Randall How. He really teach me the calculation, even at night. Haha, I am pretty confident on this common test too!
Food Biotechnology: Usually something related with bio, I need to cross my finger -.-. But still, I really need to thanks Qing Yan, he really teach the guys almost everything on this module.
Analytical Methods: Who the hell say he or she is not confident at this, will get *AH BISH* by me.
Safety & Quality: Should be good at this, no problem!
Nutrition Science: There is a reason why I put this at the last, this is a bit controversy anyway =.=. Well, this module really make most of us pulling our hair. I mean, I study all the vitamin and minerals. I spend like hours on that? But in the end, it didn't even came out, or just came out with the basic questions. =.=. On the other hand, those basic, I just read through. *Sigh*

So, once after the exam. Wei Jian, Randall How, Gregory and me really go have fun instantly. Nothing is much watching beside Tron: Legacy, so we picked the 3D version. I just realize that 3D movie are seriously expensive LOL! But thankfully the movie isn't too shabby.

So I watch the movie without prior knowledge. But from the Tron poster, I know I will be expecting something more of action and driving kind of movie. But I was quite surprise how much I like the movie! Maybe I have to expectation from a movie, that's the reason why I find it refreshing anyway. Extra info: THE female lead in the movie is really pretty, I really like her hairstyle alot too! Short hair rules! \
But before the movie... a short chat for you.

Randall How + Gregory: *Went buying KOI*
-They come back-
Wei Jian: Nevermind... buy drinks never help us buy
Randall How: *Offer his drink*
Wei Jian: Nevermind!!! Only buy own drinks
Wei Jian: Eh Mel, let's buy drinks...
Randall How: Eh, inside Cinema got sell...
Wei Jian + Me: Okay lor... we go in buy
-We went in-
Store: *CLOSED*
Wei Jian + Me: ...
Wei Jian + Me: NEVERMIND!!! Drinks buy ownself de
-Inside cinema:
Wei Jian: Ar si got drinks to drink...
Randall How: *Offer*
Wei Jian: Nevermind!!! Drinks buy ownself de...
-Two minutes later-
Randall How: *Eat tibits*
Wei Jian: Nevermind... eat also eat ownself...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

*SPOILER*

So after the movie, Wei Jian went crazy. Cause in the movie, there is like this thing, that can turn into either a motorbike or an aeroplane. So... it goes something like this

Randall How: Eh, so how you all go home?
Wei Jian: I run infront jump, then turn into the motor bike...
Gregory: You should jump from tall building, then become aeroplane
Randall How: .....
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
-Later when Wei Jian smoking-
Randall How: Eh, so later how you all going to -Insert location-?
Wei Jian: I run infront then jump...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

*END SPOILER*

So we went home soon anyway... On the MRT, only Wei Jian, Gregory and me. Usually there is something hook on the MRT handle right?

Gregory: *Take one and look*
Gregory: This one very cool... you try read
Wei Jian: Don't wait
Gregory: Try read la...
Wei Jian: Don't want don't want.
Gregory: This one can bring home then put infront of door... do not disturb
Wei Jian + Me: *Give weird look*
Gregory: This one is put on door handle one ma
Wei Jian + Me: So the MRT handle is door handle ah?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sometime I really wonder, is Gregory really lucky or unlucky so meet Wei Jian...

Randall How
By the way, let me ask you all a question... have you encounter someone, where you see them eat and you will feel like punching him or her? Actually, I didn't... until Qing Yan, Ah Kun and Wei Jian keep saying about Randall How. Then after I look at him eat, the urge actually came. LOLOLOL! Somehow, it is really hard to describe. Just imagine the following things with Randall How's face in mind.

1 -
Us: The spoon come to our mouth
Randall How: His head go towards the spoon

2 -
Us: We open our mouth only when the spoon is near our mouth
Randall How: Open his mouth wide and big once he scoop something

3 -
Us: Usually for us, we can finish a small wedges with one bite. BUT, exception with those gentle lady that eat things slowly.
Randall How: One small wedges take three bite to finish. He cut off the side first, the eat side by side, then the center...

4 -
Us: When we drink hot drink, we drink really really slowly... or just blow to cool it down then drink.
Randall How: *Sip HOT coffee*, *make some annoying noise*, *Small sip*, *make the same noise again*

The list goes on and on... Even typing those stuff, the image came to my mind... -_-. Even during F1, Wei Jian and his friend, Jonathan, was observing him eat. Jonathan even ask Wei Jian to leave quickly or Randall How might die O_O... But... if you can, DON'T TRY TO SEE HIM EAT!!!

Though, I got something I want to share though... regarding Randall How again, but perhaps you all can learn something from this too. As you all know, Randall How is losing weight. Sometime, he skip his lunch. There was once he claim he is very full and he skip his lunch. So later, Wei Jian, Randall How and me went Orchard to shop. At around 4pm, Randall How starts complaining hungry, he complain really really alot, until all of us halt our shopping just for him =.=. Gosh, want lose weight also don't do something your body can't take =_=...

More stuff about Randall How... Sometime I wonder, does every year we have to carry Randall How at least once? Remember last year where he got dead drunk and three guys got to carry him out of the club/pub? Gosh... No difference this year. We were studying for common test anyway.

Me and Wei Jian went to toilet and came back. Randall How saw us and tell us he going to the toilet after he win Qing Yan in a soccer match. Soon he came back, then he was having HEADACHE... Usually we thought, just minor headache, doesn't matter. Awhile later, he was complaining like he is going to die or something. So Wei Jian, Ah Kun and Qing Yan went to do their stuff, left me caring for him... then soon later, he complain more, saying he want to go home. So I called his mother...

So his mother ask me to bring him to specific clinic. Yea yea... SPECIFIC clinic even when his son is near dying. So some went to call cab for him, some went to buy paracetamol for him, some help me bring his ass to the taxi. So no choice, I need to stop my studying and CARRRRRY him. Basket...

Even in clinic, he is still complaining. For example "Can you ask the doctor to be faster?!?! I am in serious pain". Gosh, he can repeat that for like every five minutes. Then later even "Can we take cab home later? I am in alot of pain". =_=...
Though I am quite offended, when he told me to diam diam(Shut up), when I am carry him. I really that time, feel like just leave him outside the toilet. I mean, people help you, yet you still do stuff like that. Tsk tsk...

Then it was quite annoying when he want to vomit. He almost vomit inside the library. Fail. We went to the toilet outside library, spend 15mins inside. Fail. We bring him to the one outside shopping arcade for around 10mins. Fail. He even force himself to puke by digging his throat as well... Fail... Once he get onto the cab, PUKE!!! Thanks god uncle got plastic bag. Wasted Wei Jian and my time...

Fine fine, enough of this nonsense already. Let me present to you his epic random chat.
Qing Yan: So after you learn driving license, you asked your dad to buy car for you?
Wei Jian: Wah, next time he in army cannot be tank driver, skali next time ask his dad to buy tank for him
Us: LOLOLOLOL
Ah Kun: Cannot also be air fighter... later ask his dad buy plane for him
Us: LOLOLOLOL
Wei Jian: Cannot be astronaut also, later ask his dad buy rocket for him
Wei Jian: Then his father go buy firework stick then make one for him
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then soon Qing Yan, Wei Jian and Ah Kun got alot of idea on his head on how to get Randall How's dad to buy car for him.

Qing Yan + Ah Kun:
Ah Kun: *Hug Qing Yan leg*
Ah Kun: PAA!!!!!!!! BUY CAR FOR MEEEE!!!
Qing Yan: *Drag Ah Kun on the floor*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Wei Jian:
Wei Jian: Eh pa, buy car for me le
-Five minutes later-
Wei Jian: Eh pa, buy car for me le
-Five minutes later-
Wei Jian: Eh pa, buy car for me le
-Five minutes later-
Wei Jian: Eh pa
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Aaden's birthday
Aaden!!! Happy two years old birthday to you!!! Haha, maybe in the future you will read the remains of my blog huh, Aaden. That birthday was great, esepcially the food cook by my sister and mother! Awesome tasty.

Well, because Aaden's birthday present is put on the Chirstmas tree.
-Day before Birthday-
Aaden: *Point at birthday present box*
Sister's husband: No, they are your birthday gift! Tomorrow then open!
-Once Aaden woke up on his birthday-
Aaden: *Pull sister's hand*
Aaden: *Point at gift*
Sister: See la, tell Aaden is present, now he want open.

That is really cute! Then soon later, we were all entertaining Aaden until all the guest arrive. Then sister and brother was putting a jigsaw puzzle for him, after completing it, they ask Aaden to take and put on the table
Aaden: *Take the puzzle*
Aaden: *Run to me*
Aaden: *Flip to give it to me*
Puzzle: *All drop*
Brother + Sister: AH!!!!!!
Aaden: *Give me a blur look*

Really, the Aaden blur look is really super epic cute! Then Aaden go change to his new Elmo shirt. Then later, two more babies came, a twin.
Twin: *Enter house*
Aaden: *Pull his shirt*
Aaden: Elmo!
Us: ?????
Us: See the twin
Twin: *Twin wearing same elmo shirt*

Aaden can't be any cuter than saying that Elmo XD. Then my brother buy him quite an expensive gift. Some Thomas train that cost around 60 dollars I think... then
Us: Wah, you buy so expensive de stuff
Brother: This kind of things will depreciate one
Us: ???
Brother: When he get less cute, the price of his present will get lesser also
Us: =_=...

iPod touch
I FINALLY OWN A FREAKING NEW iPOD TOUCH!!! I am considering that 32gb iPod touch for like more than 3 months already. I must really admit, getting it was really dam worth the price I am paying. Though, my parent initially doesn't seems the good thing about iPod touch. Until we went to like six different Apple store in Singapore. All salesperson say "Sold out". On a side note, there is a cute saleswomen at Epicenter at ION. *Cough*, then the Pedro got a hot saleswomen also. Sigh... when I went to six different store, I knew my chance of buying is very very slim.

I gave it a last shot at Orchard Central iStudio. Hey, guess what? They got two more. LOLOLOL! Without hesitation, I grab one of them. By then, my mum is quite convince that I am not wasting money any more. Since it is sold out nearly every big shop we went to =.=. Then my mum is like, buy the big iPod touch ah(iPad)... thanks for tempting me. XD, I WILL GET IT ONE DAY!

Then with new iPod touch, I definitely need a new pouch. There is this Braun Buffle's pouch I have been eyeing for quite sometime. But, it is way too big for my iPod touch! ARGH!!! There goes my dream pouch...But hunting still have to go on!

Exercising
I have been exercising non stop ever since last Monday. Yep, my brother reall just force me all the way. Don't know what make him trigger that anyway. Then there is one day of break actually. But my friend ask me go play badminton ON CHRISTMAS EVE?! Then...

Me: Really...?
Lester: Uh... yea... really
Me + Jessica + Audrey: REALLY?!?!
Audrey: Who will with the correct mind playing badminton during Christmas eve?!?!
Jessica: Uh, are you saying we are all with the wrong mind over here?
Me: With people over at the other court...
Lester: And they are looking at you right now...
Audrey: Sorry sorry!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lester: Anyway, I want to train anyway
Me: What for? Your pretty fit already
Lester: I want to chase Santa tomorrow if I see him
Us: =_=...
Jessica: Leave us out of this please...

Then there once I went swimming with my bro at night. Then the Sengkang swimming pool... uh... very disgusting. Since after rain, got those rain fly, all died on the swimming pool =.=. ALOT I TELL YOU, but my bro and I just swim anyway. Since we find a spot with least amount of insects... Then this is the first time, I felt swimming is like a game XD.

In the water, I can see them float, then you will feel like to to siam them, or use your hand to slap them away.... Ok sorry, I play too much game -_-. But it is surely a swimming experience I cannot forget! Then your head really need go very high, if not if you breath at water level, prepare to eat some insects... Then got one crazy lady, apparently the insects went into her panty. Then she suddenly shout, SOMETHING IS IN MY PANTY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, then run to toilet. Her voice dam funny ah...

Anime
Recently I am into One Piece anime. I rarely rarely rarely watch anime. Cause, I find them unrealistic anyway. But I do watch like Ragnarok Anime, K-On Neon Evangelion Genesis and Slamdunk. Now I am chasing after One Piece. For some reason, it keep pulling me back! One piece is really really amazing!

I mean, there are moment I cried, there are moment I laugh, there are moment I like and most importantly, there are battle scene which I heart it alot. You should know I am a sucker for action stuff. But One Piece really have some of the best scene I seen from cartoon, movie and anime.

Aiyo! If you finding stuff to do, look no further! Go watch One Piece now!!!

Class BBQ
How can I forgot this!?! Not really a good weather to start though. Since it started raining before all of us reaches that area. But still BBQ got to go on, I among all the guy is the laziest anyway. I didn't help cooking, muahahaha. Well, I don't want to be troublemaker also, since I know nuts about BBQ anyway. BBQ is also the first time I brought my new iPod touch also. Hey, it did some pretty good job on taking photos!

Spend most of my time talking to my friends, since during common test period, I didn't talk much. During the day, I spend playing games with my beloved friends. Since Ah Kun manage to have this torturing game, by eat food after food. O_O. Then when the Sun go down, I join Charis's group and sit by the beach. Talk about almost anything...

Overall, it is very fun!

Sec School New Year outing
Been nearly a year since I even met or talk to them. So we decided to go have some food at Chomp Chomp. But who will expect that there is a countdown over there as well, which make it even harder to find outside seats. Then there is this group of people, which we had been waiting for like 30mins? Then suddenly my friend

Poh Chin: Wah biang, they sit there very long lor
Wei Hong: We also like that that time ma
Poh Chin: AT LEAST WE ARE CONSIDERATE
Chao Quan + Wei Hong + Me: *Walk far far*
Me: I think I go first, later kena chop or slash for no reason
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then later the emcee, say something very hilarious cause they were trying to grab the crowd to join, then... something we heard

Emcee: Comeon, raise your hand and see your armpit hair!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Random Chat:
#1
Alicia: Eh, you understand what Ayumi say meh?
Me: Not really... whatever she say, just nod your head
Alicia: Wahhh
Me: Even she say "You Baka!" I will just nod head and say "Yes yes, I baka"
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#2
Random China Man: *Doing project with group
Group: Start to raise voice a little
Wei Jian: They like discussing project like sighing treaty for war like that
Random China Man: They dare they try tame me ah! Tame me!
Wei Jian + Me: Tempt say until tame...
Me: He animal... no wonder need to tame
Us: LOLOLOLOL

#3
Me: So.... there is hallelujah diet...
Me: I wonder if there is a amituohoot diet anot
Random Christian: *Look at me*
Me: *Suddenly I felt a chill down my spine =_=*

#4
Wei Jian: *Anyhow touch me*
Anna: You grilling Melvin ah?
Wei Jian + Me: ??? Grill???
Wei Jian: You mean grind ah?
Anna: Ohhh yaya
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
-5mins later-
Wei Jian Just now that Anna hor
Qing Yan: What?
Wei Jian: She say grind become grill, say I grill Melvin
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Wei Jian: If I melvin confirm cannot take it one, treat Melvin as pug and grill him
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#5
-Studying for Common Test-
Me: *Usually listen to Sentimental music when studying*
Wei Jian: *Usually listen to POP music when studying*
Qing Yan: *Talk non stop*
Me: Wa biang eh, sit beside Qing Yan really need to listen to pop song
Wei Jian: Still listen to pop, listen to metal liao lor. I must listen to heavy metal liao
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Random Time:
#1
So Wei Jian show me this song with a song album. It ia baby head with some weird things on the head. So kind of scary... he say, when he click the song, the head very small. When the song play, the head will suddenly become big.

Then I wonder... if I try listen the song at night. I tell ya... I confirm will faint from shock =_=. Really try imagine you are looking at a album art that is small, then suddenly become big. Really can chua sai.

#2
There was this guy in Secondary School where I treat him like how I treat Randall How, but worse. I thought I did one of the worst thing in that class ever, until I heard worser story...

Let's put it in Random chat form, shall we? Before you ask, my friend name is name Dick, and it is real...

Dick + Zhen Zhao: *Went to shit together*
Zhen Zhao: Eh Dick, you there got any toilet paper?
Dick: *With tissue on hand*
Dick: Eh, there is tissue here... but only enough for myself
Dick: You wait here ah, I go get from Wei Hong
Dick: *Slowly walk to NPCC room*
Dick: *Enter NPCC room*
Dick: *Chat with Wei Hong*
-20 minutes later-
Dick: Eh Wei Hong ah, you got tissue anot?
Wei Hong: Got ah, *Take some from pocket*
Dick: Nvm, I also got them
Dick: Zhen Zhao need the tissue, he still in the toilet
Zhen Zhao: *Phone Wei Hong*
Zhen Zhao: Wei Hong, where are you?!
Wei Hong: I already at bus stop le(Actually still in NPCC room)
Dick: *Doing some bus sound*
Zhen Zhao: Faster le! I need tissue! There is some from another toilet outside(which is quite far away)!
Dick + Wei Hong: *Take their sweet time*
-Near outside toilet-
Dick + Wei Hong: *Suddenly act to run*
Dick + Wei Hong: Zhen Zhao!!!
Zhen Zhao: What took you both so long? Got tissue anot!?!
Dick + Wei Hong: We run from the bus stop to here you know anot
Wei Hong: I only manage to get one piece of tissue from the other toilet
Dick: *Intend to give more if he ask*
Zhen Zhao: *Come out of toilet*
Dick + Wei Hong: *Shock*
-Step outside toilet-
Wei Hong: Dick, got tissue anot?
Dick: *Dig one full packet of tissue from pocket*
Zhen Zhao: O_O...
-Reach NPCC room-
Dick: Eh, Wei Hong... can help me go toilet outside to get some toilet paper?
Wei Hong: *Go grab alot of toilet paper*
Zhen Zhao: ...O_O...
Wei Hong: Just refill only

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, really... I heard the story like twice from Dick, both time make me laugh seriously loud. LOLOLOL

Joke: Sex Reference

Programming Is Like Sex

-One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
-Once you get started, you'll only stop because you're exhausted.
-It often takes another experienced person to really appreciate what you're doing.
-Conversely, there's some odd people who pride themselves on their lack of experience.
-You can do it for money or for fun.
-If you spend more time doing it than watching TV, people think you're some kind of freak.
-It's not really an appropriate topic for dinner conversation.
-There's not enough taught about it in public school.
-It doesn't make any sense at all if you try to explain it in strictly clinical terms.
-Some people are just naturally good.
-But some people will never realize how bad they are, and you're wasting your time trying to tell them.
-There are a few weirdos with bizarre practices nobody really is comfortable with.
-One little thing going wrong can ruin everything.
-It's a great way to spend a lunch break.
-Everyone acts like they're the first person to come up with a new technique.
-Everyone who's done it pokes fun at those who haven't.
-Beginners do a lot of clumsy fumbling about.
-You'll miss it if it's been a while.
-There's always someone willing to write about the only right way to do things.
-It doesn't go so well when you're drunk, but you're more likely to do it.
-Sometimes it's fun to use expensive toys.
-Other people just get in the way.
-If you try to get too fancy, you could cause big problems (unless you really know what you're doing).
-You can do it alone, but it's even better in a group.
-It's great to get paid, but you'd do it for free if you had to.

Video to share:
Believe it or not... this song is very powerful...


-Melvin


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