Saturday, June 18, 2011

- Title: Finally FYP starts :

From the sound of my title, it does that I am interested in FYP am I? But no... sadly no. It is boring as heck, to be honest, I rather do work then to do nothing. My group is doing the development of functional chocolate. I am so not excited about my chocolate. NOT AL ALL. I shall tell you why later.

I forgot where I last left off from my last blog entry. But I will start off from Holiday. After like 12 weeks of FYP, two weeks of Holiday if what we get. Sounds sad isn't it? But, complaining doesn't help. So I will make total full use of my holiday. But no, I will start my entry the other way around.

Final Year Project
In case you do not know, I am currently a Year three student in Diploma in Food Science, taking the course in Nanyang Polytechnic. So my FYP is development of Chocolate like stated in the introduction of this entry. On the first week of the Holiday, Miss Jen (My Supervisor), requested me to come to school for briefing of certain thing. The first thing that came to my mind, does she expect me to remember each of the step until I finally get to do it? Though she did tell me to record, but... nah.

In the first week of my FYP, Miss Jen isn't around at all so basically we have our whole week free beside one or day where we have to do a little work. But first, I will want to introduce you to my group member. Li Ling, a women that is rather small in size, but I bet she will be a good member in this group. So there was once, she want to buy some mineral waters. So I'll help her.

We went to cheers, so... she buy five 1.5l of mineral water. So I offered to carry it for her, back to the lab. On the way

Raymond: WAH, you both buy so many mineral water for what?
Me: To drink de
Raymond: Wow...
LiLing: Those are for me only
Raymond: Respect...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

So a while more, I met one of my Piano Ensemble junior

Jian Xiang: Eh, you go where?
Me: I go buy mineral water
Jian Xiang: *Look at my hand*
Jian Xiang: Wah!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLLOL

His simple reaction, really have some funny charm. Though I cannot figure out why! So on some day of the week, I have to send samples for testing at Food Testing Lab. Since at my attachment area, I have seen Wanni for various amount of time. So when I send my item to Food Testing Lab, no introduction is needed! But the sad thing is, she is leaving rather soon. I will definitely miss her.

Me: Don't worry, I will visit you some day...
Wanni: NONONONONO.... You visit me means got sample liao...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Last thing I want to say, the process to do our chocolate. Is totally BORING. How ironic, when I first complain that if I got work, I will be more happy. But let me allow you to choose, on how would you waste time between this two...

- Using computer doing same thing for two hours
- Melting something really slow with full attention for two hours

And oh, we are doing on a very small scale. Imagine next time we need to do like around ten times of what we did today... Hmm, HOW uninteresting.

Piano
I got a new entry about my "Second Chance at Piano Ensemble". As of right now, I have not post it. Maybe give it a few more days, it will be up. Since afterall, is my main blog. That, on the other hand, is just merely some filler. Size story, but it is still real and funny though~.

I have really met a lot of new friends there. Especially those freshie, and my two very good students. I might not be a very good teacher, but I will try my best to teach Jia Sian and Jian Xiang. Both of them have similar character, or perhaps TOO CLOSE for their liking in songs. But looking at how hardworking is Jian Xiang, my target for him is to finish this song call "Inochi no Namae". That's my target for him. I really have high hope in him. Whereas for Jia Sian, I will have to teach her for a few lesson more first.

Then there is this Food Science student, which is in our clique as well. I must say, he is really good if you ask me. He can play a few songs, without knowing how to read piano score!

A lot has happen, I will leave the detail for the other entry.

Movie Outing with old good friends
There is two friends, whom I really want to meet. So just nice, there was this movie call X-men: First class that is playing in Cinema, so I went ahead and ask if them if they are interested. Definitely they are.

On that day, I met with Chin Hwee first and have our dinner below my house. I tried the new store. Everytime we order, they will give us a number. So my number is 18 or 81 if you turn the other way around... Hence

Me: -Waiting for like 20mins-
Shop: 76!!!
Me: Yea! 5 more!!!
Chin Hwee: Skali is number 18.. not 81
Me: .........
Shop: 24!!! (Some number near 18)
Me: .........
Shop: 81!!!
Me: -Collect-

Lucky is really 81, if not can attack him liao. After eating, take bus STRAIGHT down to NEX. I totally has no idea that 43 can reach NEX. LOL, went ahead to meet Jia Jun. Believe it or not, he is my first friend and the first guy I talk to in Secondary School.

Met up with each other before buying tickets. BUT FIRST, let's go to Comics Collection as I has some thing need to buy there. Then I forgot how do they come about with this chat

Jia Jun: The other block got a lot of gay sia
Chin Hwee: You better becareful, later they anyhow poke your backside
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Jia Jun: Like that drop wallet dangerous sia
Chin Hwee: Ya la... must bend down to take wallet, skali they use the chance to poke sia
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Chin Hwee: Like that how to take?
Jia Jun: *Try to take wallet from floor with some weird pose*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Upon reaching Comics Collection. The song caught my attention. It was this song...




The only song, the whole comic collection is, is this song. That's not the problem, cause I like that song. It is the problem of they just repeating the chorus. We are inside that shop for like just five minutes. We hear the chorus like over... Try with that link I tell you. Play from 2.35, after it end, play from 2.35 and repeat for five times. Jia Jun and me was like already singing that song after that fourth repeat LOL.

Finally, time for the movie. So yea, a little bit of spoiler ahead. So look for -----END OF SPOILER----- if you do not want to be spoiled.

-----SPOILER-----
Since Jia Jun was having some cheese biscuit (Suddenly, I cannot remember of that name). At the starting of the movie... the whole movie theater was quite quiet... but there was this "Crunchy sound" very near by... So I look at Jia Jun...

Jia Jun: *Purposely trying to crunch loud*
Me: What... are you doing?
Jia Jun: Eating...
Me: ........
Me: *Watch movie*
Jia Jun: *Crunch loudly again*
Me: *Crack Knuckle*
Us: *lololololol*

There was this part of the movie... where one country will have to raise they hand if they agree.

Jia Jun: -Finally stop eating-
Jia Jun + Me: *Watch movie*
Movie: *Suddenly many people in that movie raise their hand*
Jia Jun + Me: *Raise hand*
Jia Jun + Me: *Look at each other*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Movie: *Next Country*
Jia Jun + Me: *Assuming they are going to raise hand upon agreeing*
Jia Jun + Me: *Raise hand*
Movie: *Clap clap clap*
Jia Jun + Me: ..............
Jia Jun + Me: LOLOLOLOLLOL

After the movie, we three were like full of action like that. For example

How do we go home?
Me: Come you both, hold my hand. I will teleport to Buangkok (Reference to the red guy)
Friend: .........

How come bus is slow?
Me: One minute... I will attract the bus. *Raise my hand in the opposite direction of bus* (Reference to Magneto)

Then when I am nearly home, Lester is going home from Jessica's house
Lester: Hello Melv
Me: Go **** yourself (Reference to Wolverine)
Lester: ...... Have you watch X-Men?
Me: Just
Lester: No wonder
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

At the bus stop of NEX, before we go home. Suddenly we heard someone scream. Then of course, Jia Jun and me, as usual, will come up with a scene, and we describe.

The scene is, robbery.

Scene 1: Beautiful Babe
Jia Jun: If a beautiful lady kena rob, I confirm will surely chase after tat guy
Me: Confirm one, no need say.

Scene 2: Normal Girl
Me: ..... I will go ask her if she is alright. Also see if I can help in anyway without getting harm
Jia Jun: Ya... no point chasing after

Scene 3: Normal Guy
Me: I will so beside him and say "Wah, that guy run quite fast sia"
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Scene 4: Chin Hwee
Jia Jun: I will act like I don't know him and look somewhere else..
Me: I will go forward and ask "Give me your other valuables..."
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Chin Hwee: ...........

-----END OF SPOILER-----

Random Post
#1 - Dirty Post Warning
Lester: Brb...
-Five minutes later-
Lester: BACK!!! Well, that was fast... I wonder what I can do now
Jessica: Ha? Where you go?
Me: I suggest you can go wash your hand and clear your internet history
Jessica: Hahahahahahahah!!! Melvin you sia!
Lester: ...........................
Lester: Did you wash your hand and clear your internet history when you BRB like just now?
Me: .................. I was bathing then, so obviously, I got to wash my hand.
Lester: 30minutes... you say you always bathe 15minutes...
Jessica: Erm...
Me: Even so... I still outlast you 10minutes
Lester: DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#2
Jessica: Melvin ah
Me: ... Why you suddenly like sounds so nice sia?
Jessica: Cause... today I am on a special date
Me: With that guy ah?
Jessica: Yes yes!
Me: Well, congratulation then!!!
Jessica: I intend to ask him this question
Jessica: What do you like about me? My pretty face, or my sexy body?
Jessica: Melvin, you and me are close friend... if I ask you the same question
Jessica: What will be your reply?
Me: Well...
Me: *Look at Jessica from head to toe*
Me: I guess I will say, I like your sense of humor
Jessica: .............
Jessica: *Torture me*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3
May: HOI!!! YOU GOING FOR BBQ?
Me: Maybe not...
May: Why sia? No you no fun wor
Me: ........... very far sia
May: You go I scare they BBQ you wor
May: But should be okay ah
May: There got Malay...
May: So should be halah
Me: ...................
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Next time you organize non halah BBQ, inform me hor
Us: LOLOLOLOL

Jokes: Does not contain
A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids.
He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player.
Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happened if this does not work?'

The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.

Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel.
He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on.

He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit.
When the shopkeeper refused to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.

The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.'

-Melvin


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