Wednesday, October 12, 2011

- Title: Another blog post before school reopen :

Hey peepzor, yea, my school is starting in like a week or so. So I am quite looking forward to it. Primarily reason is, I want see how my story goes for the last sem. You see, my poly life had been uphill and downhill. At least I am liking what is it now, so no complains about it!

After attachment, I am also looking forward to study as a class again... cause like most adults say, when you are working, you will miss studying. Which is how I felt exactly when I am doing my attachment that time, even how awesome my attachment company is, I still miss school a lot. So the next six months will be the last time I will be able to study with my awesome friends and classmates. Yes, no matter what happen, I still got a lovable class.

So the next paragraph is something I hasn't done in a long time. RANTING ABOUT SCHOOL!!! But I must tell ya, this whole dam blog is boring shiat.

School
So my grade is out, my timetable is out, now left is our notes. You know, I was expecting my grade to pull my overall GPA up by quite a few point. Cause of what Johnny said. He sayd that this sem is implement to help boost overall GPA. So I think I did rather pretty well (As in for what i have done for the three whole month) and I am like only increase for like less than 0.2? I was expecting it to raise for like at least 3.0, due to my low GPA from the past, so pulling up will be rather easy.

There is also another case of people who get a SUPERB grade, yet only increase by a tiny bit. Johnny, once again, give us false hopes again.

So, time table. I am quite surprise that my timetable is rather quite slack. To be quite honest, it might be the best time table for all the three years. Why? Firstly, I think so. LOL. Secondly, I don't see anyone complain and lastly, Monday is machiam a free day, so it is good for those who got projects to do. My only gripe is the dam fitness module... >_>... I am like so not ready for it, despite of what I have done for the last few weeks.

So notes notes notes... the stuff we used to study. Our course cannot buy them and we got to ALWAYS print ourself, or get one guy to print for the whole class if he wanted to. So as some of you know that I only like to use the notes that is my own style. Well yea, I sort of print differently from everyone. So in the end, I have bought a printer just for the last sem.

Talk about a good student.

Bullshit.

Food
I don't like FastFood. There, I said it. >_>... So sometime I really cringe when I heard people that they can eat like over a few times fastfood per week. So actually, I start to eat Subway, cause they are "Healthy". Yep, I said it... "Healthy", notice the "".

Depends what you order for your Subway, it will defines healthy. What I mean by that is, if I recall correctly, the cookie itself is the killer, killer as in killed the word "Healthy" in Subway. Not to say along with the drinks and sauce.

I was eating Subway the other day (Glad I didn't order with cookie or drinks, if not I will feel so dam guilty), I was reading on forum. I was dam surprised that almost everyone didn't say Subway is healthy at all. The mindset of Subway being healthy is in the categories of fast food. I mean, when compared to KFC or Mac, yea you know it.

So if people want to eat a healthy Subway, just order it with only vegetables, no sauce, no cookies and no drinks. There, you got a dam healthy meal.

So the other one that I started to eat was PepperLunch. I never tried before, because I think the concept is stupid. I mean, I already paid so much and I got to cook it myself? And drool while the food is cooking right infront of my eye? D;... I actually don't mind doing that

But my food always turn out not nice to eat. Which is why I am ranting here... The portions is not a lot as well... SO, if you ask me... if I will eat it frequently. My answer is a def no.

PLUS WE SMELLS AFTER EATING!!!!!!!!

You know, I feel like eating a dam good buffet now. And I don't mind paying a lot for it right now =.=.

Me: You know that in PepperLunch, we can ask the waiter to cook for us?
Miss R: WHICH OUTLET GOT CUTE HANDSOME WAITER? (Same time as below)
Me: SO DO YOU KNOW WHICH PEPPERLUNCH GOT PRETTY AND SEXY WAITRESS? (Same time as above)
Us: .............
Miss R: Oi, copy me for what? I clearly said that first!!!!!!
Me: SIMI, I AM THE ONE THAT TELL YOU ABOUT THE DAM SERVICE
Miss R: Don't worry... I can join a PepperLunch and so you will come and but from that outlet everyday
Me: You the chef? Makes sure you clean you hand like DAMN CLEAN BEFORE TOUCHING MY FOOD
Miss R: Why? Don't worry la... I won't poison you de
Me: Don't forgot what you did like every night...
Miss R: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

PS. If you don't get it... well... means you are too pure and innocent LOL.

Mexican Food
Then, I also ate Mexican food with my project mate and my supervisor for the FYP. Miss Jen was quite particular about what food she will be eating, and was hoping to eat some exotic food. When she said something speical, werid or exotic. Snails, rabbit and etc always come to my mind. Yea, they sounds disgusting, but I am used to them after watching so much food discovery channel. I mean, they even eat guinea pig, that is like my favourite pet >_>...

But in the end, she was okay with Mexican, so I am thinking what so exotic in Mexican food, beside the taste being a little different from what we usually eat. So my group mate, Li Ling, recommended this restaurant that is opened by his friend, Sady's Kitchen... or something like that. So we ordered quite a number of stuff, including chicken Chicken Bleu, Quas, Platter, Chicken Wing and I believe there are alot more where I cannot remember the name as the name are quite pure LOL.

So I am going to skip all the rest and just go to my verdict about Mexican food. Thumbs down. Sadly, I don't quite enjoy the Mexican food, I find that the spices in each food are too heavy or strong. When I mean spices, I don't mean just spicy, I mean the ingredient added into the food. But I got to admit, the dessrt is delicous and wonderful. We had three ice cream flavour along with a Italian mousse.

The flavour are Caramel, Cookies and Cream and the basic chocolate. There are other fruits flavour like strawberry and banana, but we just go for the common one. The Caramel is too sweet for my tastebud, but it has a rich caramel flavour. Chocolate is sticky and thick, which is execellent. My favourite got to be the cookies and cream. I find the texture to be quite as I expected not too sticky, not too mushy, and the sweetness is nice as well. And the cookies inside the ice cream is plentiful, which is a big big big bonus. Excellent ice cream. Not the best I have eaten, but one of the best.

But this is my virgin chocolate mousse. I wasn't expecting what I am going to eat... but just imagine eating this. A thick creamy fluffly texture with a THICK chocolate taste with a blend of a little wine. I must tell you, I totally fall in love after I tried that. I am really so going to order one more cup, but meh, I already felt quite sinful after eating so much... So I didn't. I am not surprise if that is my top five favourite dessert now.

Gadget
You know, this will be the last blog post I will be blogging about my earphone (Unless it spoil again or something, when I will whine again like a little girl). Since I am listening to it now, it means that it is being repaired... and FREE OF CHARGE.

So my mother always like to wake me up in the morning. I seriously, don't know what is wrong with her LOL... So there was this day, I refuse to wake up, cause I am like so DEAD sleepy...

Mum: Wake up wake up... later buy lunch
Me: AGHHH, I want to sleep for another hour
Mum: ..........
Mum: Wake up?
Me: ...........
Mum: By the way, your earphone is here anyway
Me: *God damnit... now Fedex don't want let me sleep*

I actually don't believe, cause it is Monday and Fedex said that it will be delivered on like Wednesday, so I don't believe what my mum said, probably want to troll to wake me up. So I didn't care...

Then I think awhile... THERE IS A DOOR BELL JUST NOW

Me: *Wake up instantly and run to the living room*

And it is the truth... Fedex Package on the table... IN THE END, I STILL GOT TO WAKE UP EARLY.

So I am like so excited, that I forgot to brush my teeth before turn on my laptop and give it a whirl. So yea... got scolding LOL. BE SURPRISED... the first song I tested out was Mr Taxi. Then basically, for the whole day, this earphone is stuck into my ears...

-Back to Ayumi's Music-

Stupidity
Let me tell you a short story about my room. I will write in story form...

Once upon a time, there was this guy named Melvin TheBestInTheWorld. He was so upset that he got to moved house, missing his old room, which is shared with his brother. However, Melvin TheBestInTheWorld is happy because in exchange, he will be able to get a room just for himself.

So Melvin TheBestInTheWorld, planned nicely about what to put in his room and how to have them arranged. So it was nicely arranged, with a Black Upright Piano, on one side of the room and the bed on the other side of the room, where the length of the bed touches the wall. Beside the bed was a studying table and infront of the bed is a cupboard for all my shirts and underwear (LOL). Infront of the lovely cupboard was a black TV. It is all nicely planned, with enough space in the center of the room.

It was all good, until one fine day, where Melvin TheBestInTheWorld's parent decided to ask a Feng Shui Shi, to take a tour around the house and give comment about the layout of the house. Like where can be better, what can be change or do, to make the whole house to be sort of more fortunate in money, relationship, study and anything you can think of.

So, that was the end of my wonderful room. No matter what Melvin TheBestInTheWorld said, his parent just refuses to listen and will only listen to that Feng Shui Shi as everything that guy says deem to be more important than what Melvin TheBestInTheWorld said. Basically, everything which I previously like, has totally change. The bed is now vertical to the wall, with a small cramp place for my piano chair and the piano which is right of my bed. My writing table has been shift to that TV side. Everything was in a messed. What has happened to that wonderful room of Melvin TheBestInTheWorld? He was definitely not happy.

In the corner of the room, Melvin TheBestInTheWorld's laptop has a pretty bad WiFi connect, ideling at around one or two bars. But he didn't complain as it is nothing major. Television became unwatchable becuase of the cramp place and playing piano at a cramp position isn't ideal at all. Melvin TheBestInTheWorld has survive this way for over two years.

It was unbearable anymore. YouTube video loading slows, video downloading slows, MSN dc here and there and game lags like no tomorrow. It was until this wonderful day, where Melvin TheBestInTheWorld has finally nerd rage in the game because he lost in a competition due to a lag, a competiton that he could win. It was then he told himself.

"I had enough" said in an angry tone.

Melvin TheBestInTheWorld then confronted his mother and demand a change of room. But of course, it was denied, as the Feng Shui Shi effect is still there. But this time, Melvin TheBestInTheWorld am smart enough to play with the word of the Feng Shui Shi. Melvin TheBestInTheWorld moved the bed, which is still vertical to the wall. Melvin TheBestInTheWorld move the study table, which is still along that wall... Melvin TheBestInTheWorld just move this two and it seems that there are so much changes.

Firstly, his WiFi are ideling at around four or five bars now... The bed is not right infront of the dam television (I srsly, never think of this before? Wtf?) and most importantly, there is a dam big space in Melvin TheBestInTheWorld's room right now.

Melvin TheBestInTheWorld then felt stupid, why didn't he think of this like two years ago? It is like, so much better than the room that his father has arranged for him. Melvin TheBestInTheWorld find himself stupid, yet at the same time, smart of thinking such ways. Fucking oxymoron.

Trying out new stuff
So I was trying out some new stuff for a change. I will start off one by one...

-Kick Boxing-
I was quite reluctant to join this because of the horror my brother has told me. He told me that there was this fat guy who quit because he cannot handle the tiring of the lesson. Then there are other story as well. Well, this isn't a kick boxing lesson that teaches you how to fight. This just teach you the basic and keep repeating. Like some aerobatic, where you keep doing it. So basically, it is quite ideal for losing weight as I really perspire a lot. But somehow, I did survive the first day of the lesson...

The next day wasn't so ideal already. I got some serious muscle ache that I never have before. Like on shoulder and armpit. I mean seriously, when I tried jogging in the night, the pain was unbearable, especially on my leg and armpit (Ya must think why this got link to running?). But, like an old saying... No pain no gain. And I think, all this hard work is worth it. TOTALLY.

-Sun Tanning-
I don't know why... I just don't like being too fair (As in fairer skin, not play cheat or play fair >_>), I look around, I find that most fair guy... don't look too manly in some way. The worse combination is fair + skinny. This just exactly makes me think of one guy I see at the pool one day. I was like oh my god, he looks disgusting. YES, I mean I know I am bad for saying that... but he really does.

For the first time I am sun tanning, because I want to get the perfect colour I want for my body and swimming under sun is definitely not enough. So I thought... after kickboxing, might as well sun tan a little before going home, if not I will be wasting my time going down to Sengkang CC just to do kickboxing with my brother.

On that night, my body is like so dam red. Machiam like cooked lobster or something like that. Yea, so I need to do some research about some lotion... I don't want to get cancer or anything.

Then my brother is like...

Brother: It's okay... you don't need to protect your backside
Me: Walao, later your backside tio cancer then cannot pang sai jiu sibei ho
Brother: ........
Me: *LOLOLOLOLLO*

-Saloon-
I know I know, this is nothing new. I don't cut hair at cheap place, I know I know... but this time it is rather different. I dyed my hair and did some treatment. Somehow I really felt that I have become more girly as the time passes. I mean, I stayed in a saloon for like over an full hour...

Might be normal for some guys but then this is the first time and I actually felt quite weird. Having my head warpped up in some weird plastic and placed under the heater. Or doing some toher weird stuff by the saloon.

Why I chose to dye is because, I just want to cover my white hair. That's all, I don't want fancy colours like brown or red, but they do look nice. I just want a colour that resemblence black, yet a little different. So I went into the saloon, thinking to pick a blue colour that is quite near to black colour. So blah blah blah, after much discussing with my hairstylist, he recommend me a very dark brown, since he said that the blue is almost not visible under and circumstances.

Me: Hmmm, I am thinking to dye a dark blue colour, is there any colour like that or something?
Jack: Well yes, we do have a colour call blue black, where it is very similar to black colour. As you see, it is almost no difference from a black colour.
Jack: I believe, you want to dye just to covered your white hair?
Me: Yes, that's right... or perhaps you got other recommendation?
Jack: Oh yes of course, dark brown. The brown isn't too bright, so it can be seem just under some condition.
Me: -After much consideration-
Me: Alright, I will take the dark brown
-While colouring my hair-
Another stylist: Sir, this dark blue colour will suit you quite nicely
Me: ????? Blue?????
-After colouring-
Jack: How do you like this colour? I mixed the dark brown with a little bit of chestnut colour
Me: ????? Brown?????

So in the end, I am not very sure what colour did I get. But I am quite happy with this colour cause it is quite similar to black... So next, I did some hair treatment, as they recommend and my mum ask me to do it... So why not?

So they start applying some lotion, I believe is alcohol, onto my head. IT WAS DAM COOLING AND SHIOK UNTIL THEY APPLY IT MY BLISTER. I tell you, I was so dam high when they apply there. The pain was quite painful, but bearable... but I thought the pain will be gone like after awhile. But hell no, the pain is there throughout the whole 20 to 30 mins. I looks quite damn weird when my head is being wrapped up and place under some heater. Looks gay, if you ask me. But other than the pain, the whole process was quite enjoyable.

Then next left the trimming of my hair. I am not sure why, I am particular picky this time around. Like, I will just inform Jack where I am not happy here or there. I has never done this before. I am starting to care about my appearance too much if you ask me.

Taka Girl
So the other day, I went out with Jia Sian and Chee Yu because they want to buy something. But instead, I became the guy who spent the most money LOL. This is like one of the most epic fail. But let's get onto the topic... of the Taka girl. It all started when Jia Sian is browsing her wallet on the girl's department and there was this young and sweet salesperson serving her. At first I didn't pay much attention cause I was busy helping Jia Sian choosing wallet, as which one is nicer.

So it was then decided that she chose a while wallet and I stop browsing for wallet which I think is nice. So I help her check her wallet for some flaws, like any damage on it or something like that. I managed to spot a black mark on the wallet and I told Jia Sian, the salesperson then go.

"I can clean that for you!"

Then I notice how sweet she is, along with her soft spoken voice. So I then tell Jia Sian that shse is quite cute, but Jia Sian didn't care about me... it's like Wallet > me. LOL. So meh... So soon, we went home.

For some weird reason, when I am like posting this blog the other day, I actually thought of her. So I didn't care, since this happen from time to time for pretty or cute girls. So the next day, when I am practising my piano and taking a break and went to listen to this song. "Just be Friend", I am like... THINKING OF HER? But soon the thought disappear and I didn't really care anyway.

It was then, when I jog at night. I saw her, yes I am dam sure it is her. I was quite focus when I run, and then when I saw her I lost all my focus. It's like, something just struck me. But still, my "One more round" spirit, I still manages to run finish another round. But then, I speed up this round, hoping I can see her again if I run faster. But I am unable to locate her after my last round of running, I look left look right. Then I came to realise

"Why am I doing this? Do I like her?"

So the first thing I went home, is to messed tell everyone...

"I think I like someone"

And most of the response were bullshit. LOL

Lester: Erm, Rin?
Jessica: :O? Wei Ting? Or is it the Rin?
Jia Sian: O_O... who?! Rin?!

Then I am like, dear oh dear, why is everyone talking about her. I mean she is a good girl, but then... >_>... Then there are some more basket reply

Miss R: Gotta be me, right?
Jenny: Fucking Gay
Yu Jing: Wahhhh!?! Is he a guy?
Skyline(Game): Oh holy, focus on game and not some pornstar

DO I HAS SOMEONE WHO I CAN REALLY TALK TO ABOUT THESE KIND OF STUFF? LOLOLOLOL. But anyway, the story isn't over yet. So the next day(After I saw her while running), I make sure I ran at the same timing as the day before. Because, I want to get number from her. Yea yea, some of you say "The same thing happen to Wei Ting". But it's different now... If awkardness happen to Wei Ting, we are still in the same piano school. But if happen to the taka girl, we can treat that we don't know each other cause we won't be seeing each other again. So the next time if I see her, I probably won't be getting her number already. I bet she already forget me.

Well, why I won't be getting. It's because the day before I run pass her, Jia Sian and I bought wallet from her, so at least her memory should at least have a clear or blury(>_>) image of me. So it will be better to pick up some topic to talk about. But after so long, it will be a lot harder.

So there was some funny chat pertaining to this...

Jessica: Walao eh... lucky is her... if is some random chiobu and you can meet dao her at a ulu place where it is dark and have a big grassland... I not sure what will happen to her...
Me: Am I this kind of guy to you?
Jessica: "Walao The grassland sibei dark, good to drag girl inside and....... MUAHAHA" - Melvin
Me: WTF!?!?!?! HOW COME YOU STILL HAVE THAT QUOTE?
Jessica: I still got somemore~ Use to counter if you bully me
Me: >____> I neh bully you this time D:
Jessica: LOLOLOLOLOL

Me: Cannot lor... I run until so messy and smelly... Get number from her confirm reject dao jialat jialat
Yu Jing: You can act like jogging de ma... but actually not jogging
Me: Like that I spike my hair and wear formal wear go run lo... Shun bian take three rose while running
Yu Jing: Yep yep... act cool beside the road
Me: .................

Me: She wearing all black wor... black shirt black pant black bag
Miss R: Black bra and black panty also right?!?!
Me: HOW YOU KNOW?!?!?!
Miss R: Actually is me lai de...
Me: Lucky not 12am, if not you say see dao you, I will confirm think is see dao ghost
Miss R: OI!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

NEX girl
LOL NO, THIS IS NOT SOMEONE I LIKE. This is rather... a situation that I has never encounter before. So I thought I will share with you all. There is one reason why I post this at this place. So if you manage to read until here, I seriously applaud you. So I am trying not to hide any information, but I am posting here, thinking that some people won't read this, cause her name will pop up here.

So the other day, I went to NEX with Jia Sian and Yu Jing. So as per normal, when ladies go shopping, shopping for shirt is part of the programme. So they went into this shop. After quite a while, Jia Sian was quite interested at one of the shirt and hence Jia Sian went to try out the shirt. Leaving Yu Jing outside alone. So she ask me come inside, to sort of accompany her, yet asking me to look at the guy's section. Of course I am not interested, I am more of a tech guy than outfit.

But still, I went to accompany her, but never have the intention of looking at the guy's section. So this sales lady who served Jia Sian, suddenly came over.

Sales 1: We got guy's section!!!!!! Want to take a look!!!!????
Me: O_o, erm I think no..
Sales 1: COME, MUST SEE... I CAN RECOMMEND SOME FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!
Me: Erm...
Sales 1: I don't care, you must come and see
Me: *Wtf?*
Sales 1: *Promote a lot of shirt*

I mean, I have been to a lot of shirt shop with same kind of selection(as in both guys and girls) and sales ladies that is around the age of teenager. But this is the first time I actually felt that they are very agressive...

The worse part is, Yu Jing asked me to came in... was at there LAUGHING AT ME AND saying

"Aiyo... she like you de laaaa"

then I am like

"Dear, oh dear..."

Then both of them went back to the girl's section, so I was quite tempting to go back. Until I felt a presence that some other people is looking at me. So I coutinued to act looking at those shirt. Finally, I did saw an image of someone standing beside me. So I turn over and take a look at her

So we smiled at each other, and I quickly turn back and continue to look at my shirt. I am trying to avoid eye contact, caused I am scare of them for some reason. But then, this time difference. I SORT OF REMEMBER THE FACE DAMN WELL, LIKE I SEEN IT BEFORE...

She looks like Janice (Yes, been a while since I mention her name...). So I am thinking inside my mind...

"You serious bro?"

So I quickly turn back and look at her to make sure if that she is or she is not Janice.. I can safely say... they look as close as 80% alike, so somehow. I totally freaked out when I thought I saw Janice. But that is partially the point why I don't want her and her group to see it. It's like, I don't want to stir up any thing again.

So at first she is quite soft spoken, she speaks like five lines, maybe I can just understand one of them. Then suddenly, my itchy mouth...

Me: So, this are new shipment right? Since they are like a little more expensive..
Sales 2: Yea! They are somewhat newer... but you also cannot say that this set is older wor...
-I GOT TO ADMIT, THE WAY SHE TALK IS DAMMMMMMM CUTE.
Sales 2: But both are nice nice... but you cannot try the "olderrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" one...
Me: Ah... I will take a look on them as well
Sales 2: Oh ya! On 20th! There is new shipment coming! You can come back down that day to take a look!
Me: *Grrrrr*
Me: Sure sure, I will pop by for sure
Sales 2: MUST AH!!! I REMEMBER YOU HOR!!!
Me: *Dear, oh dear...*

I appreciate that they are very enthu with their work... But they sort of scare the hell out of me LOL. So if possible, I will try to avoid that shop, UNLESS SUAY SUAY, they study in NYP and the "MUST AH!!! I REMEMBER YOU HOR!!!", I will die quite a pitiful death.

Like I said... this if the first encounter of such sort. I totally have no idea how to response, especially to the Sales 1...

There was this point she is like talking to me, then I look at Yu Jing, and trying to like... ask for help. I totally felt useless at that time... even more so when she say...

"Why are you looking at her?"

Bloody hell, it's been a long time I actually felt useless for a second. As in... when I am blogging this, I still felt useless...

The Last Supper
WARNING: This post will be a little pervert. So those clean, pure and innocent mind. GO AWAY.

So I am posting this about a dam epic story I read from the forum. In forum, sharing picture of what we buy and what we are eating is dam common. So I can easily like just take a picture of my Samsung Galaxy S2, and just open a thread there and say "My iPhone Killer Hoot..." and people might come in to bash you or support you.

Or the other one is like "My Humble Supper..." where you just post what you are eating. So there was this guy who open that topic and post a picture of his McChicken. Still inside the box, not opened. So people are asking him to open and take another picture. And so he did... but then there was this HUGE problem.

His background is rather dark, so he take a shot and upload straight to the forum... It was fine until one person went...

"I SEE KKJ!!!"

For those clean mind... KKJ = kukujiao = penis.

But anyway, everyone is like, WHERE!?!?! Until one person so adjust the bightness of that photo of that opened McChicken. And indeed, there is KKJ on the bottom right side of the picture. So like most people said, it was hairy and short. I did see the picture before, and what they said is true... but then the funny thing is that the guy that purchased that McChicken denied the fact it was his and it was photoshopped, so it kind of fail there. BUT, THE FUNNIEST AND SCARIEST THING CAME AFTER THIS WHOLE THING...

Scenario #1
Topic: - Anything with Macdonal -
Reply: Walao... better don't eat too much... later KKJ shrink
Reply: Not only shrink... later grow more fa cai also
Reply: I believe Macdonal is good for your KKJ
Reply: Eat should be okay... becareful when upload your food... HIDDEN KKJ!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Scenario #2
Topic: - Anything about food -
Reply: The first thing I see the picture... is the bottom right hand corner
Reply: No KKJ No talk!!!!!
Reply: KKJ le?
Reply: Never eat McKKJ?
Reply: TS, WHY YOU NO SHOW KKJ?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOOL

Scenario #3
Topic: - Any other topic -
Reply: Is that KKJ?
Reply: Are you eating McChicken?
Reply: This topic is worthless without KKJ
Me: LOLOOLOLOL

I must dam say, this whole thing is shiat funny. It's like, everything changed in the whole dam forum for the past few hour. If I were to say the most read word for the day... Definitely "KKJ". LOL...

Moral of the story... Make sure you know what you are uploading... Check check and check.

Question and Answer
I never done this before, but I thought I will play with it abit...

Question: Why you still continue this blog, after shits happen in class?
Answer: No matter what happen in class. I always like people to enjoy reading my blog. Their laugh and smiles make all this worth it. Some of my friend find it honourable if their name were to be found on my blog. LOL. Plus, I love blogging! No doubt, I will continue to blog, as long as I viewers.

Question: What with the sudden change of attitude? Vulgar in blog? This never happened before...
Answer: Like the question said about the first question. Shits happen in class, and I believe they do not read my blog anymore. So I sort of, switch audience. Unless they are still reading, of course I am happy. The more viewer I get, the more happy I am.

Also not to say, there are some words, that are totally irreplaceable with vulgarities. They add mood to word as well... Some of you think it is bullshiat, LOL... but this is how I feel. If you do not like what you are seeing, perhaps you can tell me and I see what I can do to make you happier

Question: What's the next thing ya going to buy?
Answer: Either a MUSIC player... I caps the music, cause I want a PURE music player. There is a difference in sound quality output from different MP3 player and people say iPod touch is one of the worse. If not, I will be changing my earphone to custom earphone, it is something I always wanted to try and I still want to try. But this don't seems to be happening.

If not, I will be going back to gaming. Either PS Vita or Nintendo 3DS. I must say say say, no matter what. I won't leave the gaming world. Because of this quote of mine.

"Friends might backstab you and leave you. Games don't do that." - Melvin

Plus, games is what get me so far. You think why my English are good for asian standard? Because of game... Why do I start piano? Because of game... Why am I so clever(proven, sorry LOL)? Because of game...

If you wonder why I said I am clever. Again in forum, there was a topic about brain teaser or something like that. I am the first one to get the correct answer after quite a while and of course, more puzzles as well.

Question: Hot hunk or Pretty babes?
Answer: ... Definitely Pretty Babes. NOT THAT I AM TRYING TO HIDE THE FACT THAT I MIGHT BE GAY. I still think I take any babes over any guys anyday, anytime and anywhere.

Question: Favourite quote?
Answer: "If a guys stop playing games and reply to your text. Marry him"... Why? Because if this is dam true, I think I will have some pretty good wife already LOL. But to be honest, I find that quote to be kind of bullshiat. I mean, I do that regularly to almost anyone, including guys. AND I DO KNOW, people that does that.

But if the guy thinks that Game > You. Don't worry, it is normal, for all gamers. I do that sometimes too.

Random Chat
Oh well, not much to share here...

#1
Time: 9.30PM
Me: I think I go run first...
Rin: OI!!! Later remember to give me my card de code!!! Must before 12AM!!!
Me: .........
Me: YOU THINK I OYLMPIC RUNNER AH? CAN RUN FOR THREE HOURS UNTIL 12.30AM IS IT?
Us: LOLOLOLOL


#2
Jessica: Weeee!! I ordered Double MacSpicy for my lunch!!!
Me: You mean McLaoSai?
Jessica: Lao sai your head... my tummy can endure the spicy hor..
-In the Afternoon-
Jessica: BRB.. I go toilet awhile
-10minutes-
Jessica: Back!!!
Me: Da bian ah? So long...
Jessica: Ya lor... feeling come.. bo bian
-1 hour later-
Jessica: YOU WAIT, I GO TOILET FIRST
-10minutes-
Jessica: I COME BACK LIAO, YOU CONFIRM DIE
Me: So long... da bian again?
Jessica: YA LA, STOP ASKING I DA BIAN CAN OR NOT?
Me: DAMN, LAO SAI JIU SAY LAO SAI. SAY SIMI DA BIAN, SAY SIMI YOUR TUMMY CAN TAHAN MCLAOSAI. MORE LIKE YOU REALLY KENA LAO SAI, OR PERHAPS YOU ARE FULL OF SAI SO YOU GOT TO KEEP LAO SAI
Jessica: LOLOLOLOL WHAT IS THIS
Me: ........ No idea...
Jessica: ......... Good, cause I forgot what I want to scold you already
Us: LOOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3
Kelly: Halloween I should wear mask...
Me: Actually no need... you natural can liao, no need wear mask or make up can scare people liao
Kelly: ASSHOLE!!!!!
Me: Plus you wear mask liao really totally become cute
Kelly: MELVIN YEO!!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL

#4
Me: Perhaps we can eat -Enter Fastfood-
Yu Jing: Huh...... no rice wor...
Me: .......... Dam mafan
We: -Walk pass Texas Chicken-
Me: How about this?
Jia Sian + Yu Jing: *Consider...*
Me: AIYA NO RICE, I DON'T WANT TO EAT LA!!!!!
Yu Jing: Go die la you
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#5
Me: I hungry siol...
Kelly: Me also... plus eat at this timing confirm will fat
Me: Shi meh... you FAT 1kg also don't care one ma
Kelly: What with the word "Fat"?!!??!?!
Me: Ops... my keyboard keyboard suddenly spoil abit... when typing FAT will like that de
Me: See... happened again... spoilt again
Kelly: Just like the owner
Me: Nvm... Spoil better than FAT
Kelly: -Nudge-
Me: Nudge somemore la, later your iPhone explode just like your brain
Kelly: YOU SCOLD UNTIL DAM SHIOK HOR?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL

Jokes
These are entríes to a washíngton post competítíon askíng for a two-line rhyme wíth the most romantíc fírst line, and the least romantíc second line:

- My darling, my lover, my beautíful wífe:
Marryíng you has screwed up my life.
- I see your face when I am dreamíng.
That's why I always wake up screamíng.
- Kínd, íntelligent, lovíng and hot;
Thís descríbes everythíng you are not.
- Love may be beautíful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept wíth you 'cause I was píssed.
- I thought that I could love no other
-- that ís, untíl I met your brother.
- Roses are red, víolets are blue, sugar ís sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wíltíng, the víolets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty, and so ís your head.
- I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
- I love your smíle, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
- My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped on to smell thís way?
- My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

PS. Submitted at 2.50am ;D.

- Melvin - Caused... KKJ -


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