Saturday, October 29, 2011

- Title: Crucial last few months :

I never have felt so rush before. You know, usually it's like in many months time, only one important thing happens. Like a major thing changes, will change or might change. But this time... woah... In a few months, there will be like five things that might change, changes or will change. You know, yesterday when I can't slept, I actual did reflect on my life a bit. Like what will change, how will I cope with it and what will I do...

You know, yesterday I receive some news and rumor.... The funny thing is that, I have never thought that that actually will happen. Oh man... bucause of this, I need to remove two paragraph from here. DAM SAD.

Graduate
Of course one of the thing that will happen is that I am going to graduate from my diploma and so I am going to kill my school goodbye. So bascically, I still have some small hope to sort of change my GPA abit, even by a little. You know, I always have the mindset of just aiming for a "pass" and I am more than happy.

But things have change. I really want to see if I really focus on what I am doing, can I really hit above GPA 3.5 or more? One of the reason why I didn't do well is because of all the distraction that I can do. I mean, I sort of got prove it during one semester (When my laptop spoil), I did rather well during that semester. Even though it is not 3 pointer, but at least I am quite happy with it.

I never quite believe myself as stupid. Even thought all the stupid things I say and do... BUT DO YOU KNOW, IF YOU WERE TO DO THEM PURPOSELY, YOU ARE ACTUALLY QUITE SMART.?!?

"Do you know if you do stupid things purposely, you are quite smart?" - Melvin

Plusssss, like I said, this is the last semester I will be studying as a class with all the people I know. I want to cheris this last moment, man... I talk like I am going to die or something.

"ONWARD FS0903!!!"

Army
What's after Polytechnic? Of course is Army. Something that no guys in Singapore can escape. So there is thie rule, if you don't pass your NaFa test within some limit, you have to enter it two months earlier. So I mean oh my god, I can do like so much things in two months. So no freaking way I will go in earlier LOL...

So I am training hard each and every single day... I believe if I put in ALL MY FUCKING EFFORT in training, I can don't go for the two months earlier. Come on, I need all the encouragement I can get. Leave a message, MSN me or SMS me. Give me something that will motivate me to carry on.

Oh dam, why am I still here, I ought to go train for my 2.4KM! I shall continue posting once I run finish later on.

Piano
This got to be the biggest change. Last week, I was drop on quite a big news. That my piano fee was going to increase by another 100 dollars. I mean currently, my fee is like 550+ for three months and my mum can actually barely afford it. To think she still believe in me, and pay for me whenever the fee came in.

So basically, I have no choice but to stop piano after I finish my grade 5 theory, somewhere next march. Hopefully I will pass and I won't have to take theory anymore. To think that I will have to kiss my piano school goodbye after like a good five years is quite heartbreaking.

I will miss the teacher there, especially my own teacher. The best teacher I can have ever dreamt of. Of course the staffs there, which I quite close to them. Not to say, the new staff, Wei Ting.

It's funny, how I have thought of her, when I know it will be my last few months there. When I clearly know, I am over with her. I don't know, maybe during the last day, I will get her number, maybe my balls will shrink when the time comes, just like last time...

And who knows maybe I like HER. I am not refering to Wei Ting. I am refering to HER. Life is becoming a bitch to me sometime LOL. But her, at least I am enjoying. Plus, my piano club have recuited quite a few female there, maybe one of them? Or perhaps it is Pamela?

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But that's not the point. This whole part isn't about Wei Ting. It's about my piano. You know, I have wonder how I can repay my family for supporting me and my teacher, Pek Ke Jie, for guiding through these years. I only can think of one...

Nanyang Polytechnic Piano Ensemble Concert.

I know, I have play for my music school concert before, but it is not those formal one, where audience sit down and listen to you. I want to make it big, I want to DEDICATE SONGS TO THEM. In fact, I use to think I will be able to compose a song for my teacher. Until I tried for like three days straight. It isn't easy. I don't want to ask for my piano ensemble help about this. I don't want to use what other people to teach me, to repay Miss Pek.

I want to use what she taught me, to repay her back. In fact, I have quite chose my song... Not a very hard song (Hence, I won't be needing her help in learning this), and I believe she will like this song. I know her taste quite well you know.



And of course, for my family. I can't do much, but to perform on stage for them. Make them proud ;D.

I really want to make what I wrote about the concert, come true. Afterall, one of the reason I am still in the Piano Club, is due to the concert.

NaFa Test
I know NaFa test is spelt as Napfa test... but I have since spelt it as NaFa test. So well anyway, time to tell you a short story of me. You know during Secondary School, NaFa test is compulsory every year. Which is something I fear a lot a lot a lot. I will say the full story when I reach my target (hopefully) soon. But anyway...

Last week, I had my NaFa prelim-test, which is to gauge how well you can do of each station. In case for those who fucking don't know... These are the stations to do

- Sit and Reach (36CM to pass)
- Standing Board Jump (222CM to pass)
- Pull Up (5 to pass)
- 2.4KM Run (12.20mins to pass)
- Shuttle Run (10.8sec to pass)
- Sit Up (35 to pass)

I think those are all. You might think, meh, easy... But I tell you straight from me. Each station, I fear each and all of them... I vaguely remember my last score from Secondary School. But then they are horrible...

I believe for Standing Board Jump, I have never jump over 160CM during secondary school. Shuttle Run, 12.5 sec seems to be pretty normal for me. Sits up, I did around 25 of them during Secondary School. THE MOST AMAZING THING IS, 2.4KM, I did so badly, that my teacher ask me to stop when I ran like around 75%.

Yes, that is how pathetic I am. I cannot even TRY to finish my 2.4KM run. Even so, somehow this time stuck inside my brain when I speak about it. 21 minutes. So we can safely say that during Secondary School, I ran 2.4KM at around 21 minutes. It's like, I am a laughing stock, being one of the more unfit guy in the whole cohord.

But then, it wasn't the end until I start training... So two years has pass since I did a proper NaFa test, which is last Thursday. I DID MY BEST FOR ALMOST ALL STATION. And guess what? I didn't pass any again. You clearly don't know how sad I am, upon looking at my results. But in the same time, there are something that motivate me. My results as well.

Actually, let's start with the most epic fail one. Pulls Up. You know, like every twice a week or once a week, I will be doing those weight training at home, you like, like get bigger chest(or breast for woman <- LOL DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND START WORKING OUT FOR BIGGER BOOBS, I DON'T KNOW IF IT WORKS). Afterall, I wish to have those model body hahahaah, those is just like a dream. I'll be happy if I have a slim body.

So you ask with my result? Pull Up, ZERO. I still can't pull one after two years... This is quite saddening. But then, I started training my pull up. Like everyday, I will go to that fitness corner and spend a well 15 minutes there. Sit and Reach 36CM, just pass, nothing to say.

Jessica: DAM, MUST BE THOSE TUMMY OF YOU BLOCKING YOU
Me: DAMN, YOU MUST BE FLEXIBLE CAUSE YOU HAVE NO BOOBS TO BLOCK YOUR WAY
Jessica: -Suddenly Ji Dong-
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Next, Sit Up, improved to 30 (OR 31, damn that tard). So yea, I can pass this easily and I am aiming to do like 100 Sits Up or Crunches everyday. Shuttle Run, did a 10.8Sec, WHICH IS JUST PASS ALSO. You know, I can do better. Cause I am quite stunned at one moment. Oh well, I am going to retake this one day and aim for a gold. Yes, you heard it. GOLD. I am quite a fast runner if you believe me for a second. I just need the correct technique to stop, take, and turn back.

Standing Board Jump, whooping 202cm if I remember correctly. Again, I believe I can pass this if I got the proper techinque.

Jessica: Phew, I thought what happen on Thursday around 9PM to 10PM...
Me: ???
Me: What happen when I am doing my fitness module?
Jessica: Oh, you were doing Standing Board Jump right?
Jessica: I felt singapore shaking
Me: ............ I make sure I will specially train my technique at your house
Me: -My turn to ji dong-
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

HAHAHAHAHA, now left... the ultimate 2.4KM run. Something I don't fear anymore. Cause I have been running quite frequently to practise for this moment. Though I didn't pass, even I PUT IN ALL MY DAMN EFFORT. I was happy. 13 Minutes and 2 Seconds. You will never know how happy I am after hearing I run that fast. Though it is still a little disappointed that I fail. But oh come on, I just need to put in more effort to do this.

Though I thought the two months of going into army was quite inveitble. Until I saw my results... and I just have to put in all my fucking effort for the next three months. I BELIEVE I CAN ESCAPE THE TWO MONTHS OMG. But even if I don't, I am ready for that since I am in Primary School. Army, BRING IT!!!

If you think I am bragging... wait till I reach my target. I am going to brag, cause like someone said.

"If you did it, you got the right to brag" - Audrey

Then I finally can buy a watch... Yes, that is a huge hint of what my target is!!!

Presentation
It was hetic, to know that my second week and I got two presentation on the same day. The sad part and remorseful part is that, I didn't do shit. Ah Kun, Wei Jian and Qing Yan did everything. So I was there doing nothing. I mean it's good I did nothing, but in the same time, I somehow felt useless or felt bad for not helping them at all. So in the end, I have to present something that I know like two hours prior to what I am going to present.

I don't do presentation often, so the first one kind of sucks, as I was stuttering when I am like pronouncing words or saying a phrase. But in the end, I manage to pull it off and finish what I am going to present. The feeling was great at first, but bad when you found out that I got another presentation later on. Which is like... fuck.

Somehow, my CCA friends or those self claim daughter of mine, is going to have their presentation soon. It somehow brings me back to the time where I did my first few presentation. Where I keep stutter here and there, and I got to sometime shoot my audience to make myself feel better, I still do that though ;o.

So during presentation, you know, there is this famous question...

"What is the penalty of xxxxx?"

So basically, a lot of group that present, will be asked that question... And so later on the next presentation, where penalty is not part of the module

Lena Ling: Can anyone ask this group a question?
Everyone: *Silence*
Lena Ling: In that case I will randomly call a people
Me: *Cannot be so zhun one la*
Lena Ling: Melvin!!!
Me: .............
Me: *Wtf I never listen to most presentation*
Me: *Panick, LOL*
Me: *SMART*
Me: Erm, can you turn to page 8?
Everyone: AISEH!!! SO CLEAR WHAT TO ASK OMG?!?! SO ZHUN!!!
Wei Jian: Skali the 8th page is "Thank You" then how?
Us: LOLOLOLOLO
Group Presenting: *Turn to page 8*
Wei Jian: Don't ask about penalty ah...
Us: LOLOLOLOLLOL

So my turn to present, I am quite shock on how well I did. In fact, I wasn't even sure that I did good at all. I stutter here and there still. But oh well, I guess that is not the major thing, cause afterall, Lena Ling praise me with "You spoke like a Milo spokeman". I mean... this makes me more confident next time for sure!!!

Random Topic
So I am going to write a random topic. Hmmm, ok the first thing that pop out on my mind is BOOBS!!! Neh, I'm going to write about blocking mah ways.

You know, one of the things I hate about people is they blocking my way. Especially when I am on the rush, I totally don't care for their health at all LOLOL. Just now, I actually bang a gangster cause he is blocking my lift way while he smoking. I mean fuck, can't you just stand another side to smoke instead?

But one things totally I cannot stand is during MRT. When I am getting out of the MRT, DON'T FUCKING DARE TO STAND RIGHT INFRONT OF THE DAM DOOR. Even if I can dodge you, I will still purposely bang the hell out of you. Of course, unless it's female or elderly.

But usually if people come in first, is it really our fault? Cause today I actually see different cases. Of people start walking in and one or two people start coming out. I'm like fuck off, don't try to squeeze through. But they didn't heed my advice, and I actually banged down a guy. Then he is like blahblahblahblahblah, but I can't hear him as I am listening to my song.

Oh come on people, think for others.

Caught Red Handed
I don't think I have quite post this before... Well, to protect my image or something like that. But well, I don't really care for my image as much as those time now.

So you know, like I said, most guys watches porn in a way or another. But anyway, I'm not here to talk about porn anyway. LOL. I just want to share some funny moment the other time and somet tips to guys if they want to watch.

1) Double check your dam link when you trying to share link.
2) Don't use iTunes to watch.
3) If you want to screenshot your desktop, check the details.

Welllll... why I say those... I will give you example of them.

1) Sending links around. So this always happen at night anyway, when I am at home (uhhh obviously), I always YouTube around, sharing links around. Then sometime I will be searching for prawn at the same time. So you know,I copy and paste link quite fast... Until I learnt my lesson two times... TO FUCKING CHECKING THE LINKS BEFORE SENDING.

I think you get the idea... So yea, I sort of accidently send prawn link to them instead of YouTube link... LOL SO IT'S LIKE. MINDFUCKED. Then one of the worse is that... one of them have auto pop up with all those moaning. Then she is like

"OMG OMG WTF!?!?!!" Then her parent came in LOL. I'm really sorry, though I have personally called and apologize to her and her parent. D;... yea, it's that serious for one of the case

So now, everytime before I send link, I will confirm be checking the link twice or thrice before I hit enter... Haven't made a mistake ever since.

2) So last time, I always like to have my "Show what I am playing" on on my MSN. If you does not know, it's a function that allow all your MSN buddies to see what song you are playing. At least I thought all songs.

Until one day, my VLC player start not to be working or something. So dam, I watch it by iTunes instead. So like 2 mins later... someone MSN me...

Someone: Erm...
Me: Wait... I'm doing my work
Someone: .............
Me: What? D;
Someone: Busy with your hand?
Me: Of course, how am I going to do my work without hand?
Someone: But you type kind of slow... one hand on keyboard, where's the other?
Me: ARGH! LET ME FINISH MY WORK!!! JUST TEN MINUTES!!!
Someone: LOLOLOLOLLOL
-10 sec-
Someone: Btw, look at your personal message
Me: ???
Me: -Take a look at personal message-
Me: *Oh my fucking god..........*
Me: ....................
Someone: >;D
Me: .................... don't tell anyone
Someone: I don't have to... everyone can see
Me: ....................
Someone: LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

3) Number three didn't happen on me... It happen on someone else instead. So this friend of mine... was downloading some EPIC STUFF. So nowaday, when we download stuff, there will be captcha, something to see and type before you can download something. So my friend found this kind of interesting. The Captcha goes something like

Someone: OI!!! I found something dam cool and I agree with it!
Me: ? What stuff so nice?
Someone: Wait ha, I screenshot for you
Someong: *Post Screenshot*
Captcha: Melv Uglier
Me: .............
Someone: SEEEEE!!! EVEN THE NET AGREEE HAHAHAHAHA
Me: Hmmmm... spy webcam night at lobby?
Someone: OMG!!!!
Me: HMMMMMMM
Someone: NO! I AM DOWNLOADING THE WRONG STUFF!!!
Me: You sure?
Me: *See the tab*
Me: Ah... you****.com
Someone: NONONONO!!! I want type YouTube! It came out wrongly!!!
Me: Xxxxxxx, HOW CAN YOU DO THIS? Didn't know you are this kind of person
Someone: ._.
Me: Karma's a bitch
Someone: Just like you... grrrrrrr
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL

I don't know why, any thing lead to porn is 90% funny LOL, even if it's goes wrong. So yea! Do check on your stuff before you make a big hoohoo... Some or most of you know... the term I use to represent porn is prawn. LOL, sorry to spoil your appetite. But then, I was talking to my friend...

Someone: He ignore me!
Me: Why don't you ask him if he is watching prawn now?
Someone: Prawn??? LLOOLOLLOLOLO
Me: ............
Me: Oh wait...
Me: CANNOT ASK HIM
Me: I just noticed his surname is Xxxxxx SIA
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

This really brings back memory when my old teacher is call Mr. Siah... then everytime in that class, our laughter will be quite different from other time. I usually will laugh like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But during his lesson, I will go HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!! Cause heh (Hokkien), in English is call prawn... and siah/sia (Chinese), in English is call prawn. LOL. HE'S MY CHINESE TEACHER, NO WONDER I DID QUITE BADLY.

Random Chat
Time for something you will like, muahahaha.

#1 - Curiousity
Me: Why don't you let other people date you?
Rin: Because I will feel awkward?
Me: Erm... I mean you can date normal people?
Me: Like Marcus, Subaba or Jiang Xiang?
Rin: .......
Me: Wait... they are not that normal...
Me: Or am I indirectly saying I am not normal?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#2 Evolution of baby pamper
Qing Yan: GOT ANY IDEA OR NOT?!?!
Wei Jian: Nowaday the pamper like getting smaller hor?
Wei Jian: Let's make G-String baby pamper
Wei Jian: Like that the baby shit, the shit can be cut into two...
Wei Jian: Easier to clean up
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3 Papaya with Milk... Truth or myth?
Me: Eh Rin... before you start drinking... you should measure first... three months later then measure again
Rin: OI!!!
Chee Yu + Eroy: LOLOLOL
Me: O-O, you both understand?
Eroy: Nod nod...
Chee Yu: Like that Wei Ti...
Me: Don't say liao... if I know her, I make sure I force her to drink 10 cups per day!
Eroy: *Give wierd look*
Me: Siala, you really understand
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#4 - I am just trying to get my face on your slide...
Yu Jing: Got any more idea?
Me: I mean, you can try to put my picture on your slide if you don't mind...
Me: Then you can say ALL THE GOOD THINGS about me...
Yu JIng: LOLOLOLOL
Me: But don't put stuff like my picture then Melvin (1991 - 2011) la...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#5 - Recently keep Ji Dong...
Me: -Say some bian tai comment-
Yu Jing: You not scare I screenshot?
Me: Not like you not xi guan me say this kind of things...
Yu Jing: Then upload?
Me: .....
Yu Jing: Since you help me so much...
Me: I TELL TEACHER I DO YOUR SLIDE THEN YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ops... Ji dong... this always happen, don't know why
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
-Ji dong on CG's slide-

#6 - Random shooting
Kelly: Look at me... the princess!!!
Me: No different than looking into the toilet bowl
Kelly DAMN YOU MELVIN YEO!!!

#7 - Sai Da Bian Shit
Richard: Cause if you don't stuff the animal before slaughtering them, they will be very scare
Richard: Do you know why?
Us: ..............
Richard: Cause they will be scare when they know they are going to die... they will lao sai
Qing Yan: Mr Richard, that is not lao sai... that is CHUA SAI!!!!
Class: LOLOLOLOL

#8 - Blue Shirt
Me: Walao... just now the girl sit infront of me... actually quite cute de wor
Rin: Who?
Me: You see a blue shirt person
Rin: ..............
-5 Second later-
Me: Remember I say a blue shirt one? See again...
Rin: *Turn back*
Blue Shirt: *Guy with blue shirt walk pass*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
-Blue SHirt GIRLLLLLLLLLL-

#9 - Peter Pan or Ghost Buster?
Kelly: My skin dam thin le! -Shy- -Hide behind the bush-
Me: Dam kelian, living in a garden... Hide behind a bush
Kelly: LOL!! PRINCESS ROOM GOT GARDEN
Me: Good luck... all the insects crawling all over you while you sleep
Kelly: DAM YOU MELVIN YEO! I Scared Peter Pan bring me to his land tonight
Me: I make sure is ghost buster suck you into their vaccumm cleaner first
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#10 - Talk like a philosopher
Yu Jing: Never mind ma... you got Jessie and Ke Wei
Me: ... Where is Pamela?
Us: LOLOL
Me: Do you know, saying my favourite girl, without naming Pamela...
Me: Is like naming your favourite food, but not naming egg
Me: .....
Me: Aiseh
Me: I talk like a philosopher...
Yu Jing: Shut up...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Jokes
A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."

Another guy says, "What's that?"

The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."

Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.

A girl asks, "What's that?"

He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."

A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."

Larry says, "A wife? What's a wife?"

She says, "That means, 'Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

PS... Dam, where's cooking and kitchen :(.

PSS... If you still manage to survive here. LOL, I got something I want to mention... I am going to try to ignore you from today onward. I sort of have enough of everything >_>. Unless, somehow, you change.

- Melvin - Cause I carry conversation -


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