Wednesday, October 19, 2011

- Title: Since a dam long whileeeeeeeeeee, I felt quite emotional. :

First off, you people should know that I hate hate hate that word emo or emotional. But somehow, it struck me that time. *DO NOTE THE WORD I AM USING*. So this blog post survive somehow survive for three changes. It goes something like

- Wondering if I like her
- Confirmed that I like her
- Back to believe that we are just good friend
- Back to wondering

It's kind of funny, that until now I didn't really tell who this person is, and that is the reason why I am so quite sad. It's not I don't trust any of them, but it's like. I want to keep this to myself, which in the end, I am unable to do so. So I do told like four of my female friends(Which one of them is you. Sorry for this mindfuck news LOL), where some actually quite broke my heart. LOL.

So during that time, I have been wondering if I like her or not, or is it I am just that tired. So the first change, did I really confirmed that I like her? Or it is just I am not that restless and tired anymore? Then the next two changes, it just feel like, nothing has change at all. I surely do hope that I am just feeling tired, I just don't want fall for the wrong people.

You know, I feel quite unsafe blogging this, I scare that the person manages to think that it is her. But after much thinking, brain storming, I came to a post that almost anyone can think that I am refering to them, especially those closer. But still, I can't help to think that there is some plot hole here and there. But as a genius, I shall not falter.

-Wondering-
As you know, sometime I can straight speak to someone for like a few days straight without any problem. Someone they are busy, we can't talk. But somehow, there is just this significant people, that... I actually missed talking to her. You know, till the point where I wait for her for an extra an hour before I actually go offline.

This is where all the suspicious came.

-Confirming-
I can't really say I did confirm this, due to the next change. I felt relief talking to her, once she is online. I took the plunge and start the conversation, sometime I don't do quite freqently, unless I need to talk, or when boredom strike. But obviously, this time, it is neither the two. It was the feeling that, I NEED to talk to her.

-Confirmed?-
So it was all back to normal, once we can get back crapping like normal. But I can suddenly survive with her missing action. Like she can suddenly go missing for another few days and I won't have any feeling.

-Wondering-
Trying to solve this mystery.

That is actually the few time I felt that time. But at least, I glad, I am back to normal. But still, I still cannot deny that fact that I might like her. I also believe, that I am just sleepy LOL

But still, I am trying to leave school work and relationship at different level. Since this is my last sem, I am hoping that I can work harder on this sem, you know... It's my last chance to study with my awesome classmates. Unless I retain one module, which is totally touch wood. But still, I want to speak a little about school.

I mean come on, after all I open this blog just for my FS0903. If it weren't for them, I won't be here using my time on you all. I just love all my reader, be it games, classmate or just regular friends.

So yea, let's get old school.

School
-Time Table-
You know, I actually feel that my table table is quite awesome as compared to the previous years. I mean, Monday with two hours of lesson!?!?! I know, it might sound like a fucking genius idea to go school just for two damn hours. So which I intend to make Monday, sort of my CCA day. Tuesday and Wednesday are relatively the same, start at 9, end on evening. Making it rather a short day.

The only gripe I have are Thursday and Friday. We start at 9AM in the morning, and end at 6PM in the evening. But I do know one thing for sure, I ain't going back home on 6PM sharp on either of this two dates. Cause the MRT are horrendous. And, I totally mean. So came this chat with Jia Sian... I believe this is the first time I have mention her name is this blog. But meh, she won't be reading around here anyway.

Me: You know hor... that day I went home at MRT. Walao, I totally felt like I kena molest...
Jia Sian: Like that you should be haappy what...
Me: The problem right now is... Is kena molested by guy
Jia Sian: LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Jia Sian: But the people around you is Samantha... Wei Ting and Pamela jiu different story lor?
Me: ......... So late liao still want me imagine that scenario... DO YOU THINK I AM A TIKO PEK?
Jia Sian: LOLOLOLO
Me: I will move away.....
Me: Like a Gentleman -Proud-
Jia Sian: No de lor.. you will be very happy that time.
Me: This proves you totally don't know me well...
Jia Sian: I think this proves that I totally knows you well.
Me: If you know me well, you should know that I will make that MRT breakdown if possible...
Me: .......
Me: HOI, WHY YOU MAKE ME SAY THIS KIND OF THING? BUAY TAHAN YOU SIA
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So with that, I won't go home at 6PM sharp... You know, the happy thing I like about my timetable is actually Monday. This is because my school start at 2PM and end at 4PM. This does proves one very important things to me. I can, fucking, watch, all wrestling, PPV. You know, sometime if I miss a wrestling series, it sucks, cause all the spoiler will be thrown at you. Which spoils the fun. Fuck Spoiler, bring me all the LIVE!!!

-Module-
You know, I actually want to go through all the module and speaks my thought about it. But on a second thought... I will just write all the amazing one.

Fitness And Wellness
Please do tell me, you saw this coming. I mean, I am not here to complain about this module. I am more of here to complain about the dam lecturer. I got a feeling that Johnny will probably step in here. But oh well...

You know what, on the first lesson. The teacher gave one of the most epic talk I have. It's been awhile, I have seen someone praise himself so much in just two hours. I mean, who the fuck can praise himself for two hours non stop? Whenever he drift away from his topic and drag himself into that scenario... my minds go.

"Dear, oh dear..."

I mean it's GOOD to have confident. But not over confident LOL. So there was one picture of this anorexia girl... so his comment

"I don't even know if this picture is showing a guy or a girl. I mean my chest is already bigger than her breast. And I don't totally see nipples."

It was funny worthy, as well as cringe worthy. I mean, I am not interested in anorexia porn or something. Why funny? Alot of comment related to porn or sex is funny anyway LOL.

Forensic Science
I join this elective, solely based on interest. You know, when I play games, titles such as Phoenix Wright (Lawyer game if you don't know), I always wished to play as a role of a lawyer before. Or be in a case or something. But somehow, this is my time.

Firstly, I love English. Secondly, it got to do with lawyers. Thirdly, Daddy and Dotter reunion. LO. I'm not sure if I am serious. But, this lesson has been nothing but funny. It's not because of the lecture, it's how I talk to my dotter.

This is because Ying Thong, is tied between forensic and sensory. Thinking if she should change her elective. So I suddenly rage for fun and goes like

Me: OK LA, YOU GO LA, YOU DONT WAN'T ME LIAO RIGHT? GO LA DON'T COME BACK
Ying Thong: O_____________O
Me: Ayumi and me... finally make you so big... yet you are doing this to your daddy... You know you will break Ayumi's de heart?
Ying Thong: :(....
Me: You have to imagine me... alone here... without family...
Ying Thong: Daddy...
Me: GO LA, GO TO YOUR SENSORY!!!
Ying Thong: Oi! You is where not happy?!?!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So as the next week came, I still using the joke all over again. It didn't get old... So this week, we actually learn about molestation case. Where guys need witness to file for molest whereas female don't have to... Before the class, I am like.

Me: Hmmm Ying Thong not here
Random Guy: Why?
Me: I DIE DIE WANT TO SIT BESIDE HER
Random Guy + A few unimportant people: You and her got simi relation?
Me: Shhhh.
-In Class-
Lecture: So usually, when a guy and a girl alone. It is very easy for the girl to shout molest and sue that guy
Me: Walao... *See Ying Thong* I better becareful of you
Me: *See a little further*
Random Guy + A few unimportant people: *All look at my direction*
Me: ................
Me: SEE WHAT SEE, DO I LOOK LIKE THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE?
Class: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So after class, my bullying continue...

Me: You know hor... beside Ayumi, I still got a lot of sub-wife...
Ying Thong: Wahhhh, like that I must have a lot of siblings lor!!!
Me: No wor... I only has you <--- I bet most of you gonna say I cannot do it anymore
Ying Thong: Wahh... so touching...
Ying Thong: OR HAS YOU SELL THEM!?!?!?
Me: HOW YOU KNOW!?!?!
Ying Thong: Wahhhh all my siblings...
Me: Wait ah... phone call
Me: EH HELLO! YA!, WANT BUY YING THONG FOR 50M DOLLARS?
Ying Thong: GO DIE LA, WALAO
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Food Business
You know, I really wish this course is named "None of my Business". I was quite interested in this course, cause my first choice in my poly paper, is Business Management. But you know what?

This lecture and lecturer totally has make me relief that I didn't join that course. I don't know if it is content problem or lecturer problem. Sorry Johnny, but, I just got to say this...

This lesson is FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

I am not exaggerating when I said this lesson totally has change my happy mood to fucking sad/angry mood after the first one hour. I tired to keep up with the dam lesson for the first twenty minutes. But I just can't. So I just whip out my DS, and play some games to kill some times. =.= I mean, wtf. I can finish one big section of the dam game and teacher is like gone through like only 10 slides.

Wei Jian on the other hand is like...

Wei Jian: Wah biang oi!!!
Me: ???
Wei Jian: I have already read finish all my Naruto, Bleach and One Piece...
Wei Jian: That is like a total of few hundred page or slides...
Wei Jian: AND TEACHER ONLY FINISH LIKE JUST FIVE SLIDES.. WTF!?!?!?!?!?!
Me: LOLOLOLOLLOL

Sorry, not only us are being bored to death... Twitter and Facebook, quite exploded with people expressing their boredom. Oh dear... I don't know how am I going to survive this..

Conclusion
I am definitely looking forward to studying in this semester... Awesome time table, only a little let down on the module side for some module. But meh, complaining won't change anything. So I should quickly blog this and get back to doing my project.

-Actvities-
So I am definitely trying to balance my last sem off with both study and activities. After all, this is my LAST sem! Damn, I have start to realise what I have done wrong with my past few years. But still, thankfully and luckily, I got one more sem to do all these stuff... First off, sports.

Sports
You know my kick boxing teacher actually came to me and ask me why I joined kick boxing. So I said, I want slim down, I want to have awesome body. Then she told the whole class...

"You know, we eat everyday, everyday we exercise our mouth. Sometime when we exercise, somewhere get smaller, somewhere get bigger. But during eating, only your tummy get biggers. There is seven days a week, and you eat like three meals in all seven days. What about exercising? We have to balance it out, good figure don't come from nothing at all, they come hard work. We eat for seven days, we got to exercise for seven days. That might sound tough, but when you see the result, you will tell yourself. It's all worth it."

I got nothing to say, but to agree with her. It's like one of my favourite quote.

"You will regret eating that one cookie, but you will not regret running that mile."

As you all know, even how awesome my timetable is, I always find no time to swim when I am in school. But Jiang Xiang show me how wrong is that, he swam everyday regardless how tired he is or how late his school end. Plus my favourite sport got to be swimming. I don't care how tired I am, I am going to try aiming at least to swim every Tuesday and Friday in school. If not... at least once per week.

So down to other activites, such as badminton where my friends still play when they get the chance. Just like last week, though I didn't play a lot when I figured that I sprain my back a little. But seems all fine now. Though I am still sucks as a badminton player, but hey, at least it a fun sport ya...

-Piano-
Of course, I will not go my back on the CCA, though it is quite tempting, afterall, I did make a BIG impact. Which I always told myself, I won't leave the club without making a real damage to it.

I don't know, Jun Xiu say that the club is at one of the better times as it is. I can't help to think that I am one of the catalyst that cause the improvement of this piano club. I mean, I don't teach a lot, but when I go, I try to keep people there entertain, at least those whom I am closer. And... there is still one girl I still want to talk to.. LXW...

You know, last week Jun Xiu drop one big question for me...

"You want to perform right?"

Then I suddenly thought to myself... is it what I really want? I can't seems to find that excitment that I got during the last concert. I am starting to doubt myself, I have been lazy, I have not been playing song, I am slow at learning new songs.

Then another question pop up in my head...

"Can I do it?"

My eye felt watery, as I find the lack of confident in myself. What if I screwed up? I know, I can simply play a simple song like Canon during the concert. BUT NO, I WANT TO PLAY THE SONGS I ALWAYS WANT TO PLAY.

THE OTHER PROMISE
FROM Y TO Y
THOSE WHO FIGHT

I... only manage to learn one from there... And I am still struggling to learn the other two. I got seven more months till the concert. I hoped I can get hold of myself, and practise those song. Even I said before, I don't have to help this piano concert to perform. But still, I want to particpate in one big concert. Plus, I use to told my classmate and friends... come visit me when I perform. Well, they might not come now, seeing what has happen. But still, I don't like to break promises unless shitz happens.

But hey, let me share to you this song that I am currently learning!


I am also learning Those Who Fight and Pathetique Mov. 2. But man, those are hard...

Oh well, I guess that warpped up what I got to say about school. Now for something else...

Games
I mean come on!!! I totally cannot miss on this part. LOL. I guess my mood for DS game is rather coming back quite soon. I mean, for the last holiday, I actually bought two game that I actually have no intention of playing them at all. I also went to repair my Nintendo DS lite, when I don't have intention to use it anymore.

Oh well, I guess I can repair it, so I can bring it into army and play the next time. I not sure if it is illegal.. but I do know my Nintendo DSi XL, cannot be bought in due to the camera. Suckas.

You know, before that I start Forensic Science, I didn't really play any games. But because of it, I actually went ahead and start playing Ace Attorney Investigation, a lawyer game. I don't know why, I just feel like I would like to play this game, just because of the course. I mean that game alone is already quite execellent, with the compliment with the module, I think it is the perfect time to start on that game...

Last entry, I talk about how smart I am. LOL. But anyway, the game that makes me think this way was actually Professor Layton. I mean, that game has a lot of brain teaser. And I mean ALOT. Not to say that it has execellent music along witha myterious storyline. When the fourth game came out, I didn't really care about my current finance situation and went ahead to buy that game. I can't wait to finish my Ace Attorney and start on this game. I mean comeon... Who doesn't want to be a little more smarter?

Now back to Ragnarok Online, during the holiday, I was quite into that game. Though I didn't make any big impact like I did on the previous server. Sadly school has started, doesn't have alot of time to play that game already. Removed as the position of second in charge as I requested. Soon later, I got kicked XD. I mean I cannot blame them for kicking me, I hasn't login that game for like five days. LOL.

You know, assholes are always around in the game. So there was one guy that tired to asshole me the other day. So I was selling this stuff that worth around 9Billion dollars, so I overprice and decided to try to sell it at 10B. You should know that people in this server are FUCKING stingy, they just refuse to overpay for something.

So what happened was

Me: S> 6k Charm Set for 10B. PM ME, NO NEGOTIATION ALLOW.
Guy: Hi, I am buying your charm set for 9B
Me: Hi, thanks for showing interest in my item. As you see, I am only selling at 10billion.
Guy: 1k = 1.5B. 6k = 9B. 10B = OVERPRICE
Me: Sorry, I insist selling at 10B only.
Guy: SELL FOR YEARS MAN
Me: _|_
-Few days later-
Guy: Hi
Me: I AM SELLING FOR 10BILLIONS ONLY
Guy: Erm... I will buy.
Me: .......?
Guy: How about 9B with -insert items?-
Me: 10B
Guy: How about 9.5B with -insert items?-
Me: 10B
Guy: ........ *deal*
Me: *Deal*
Me: WOAH, I DIDN'T KNOW MANY YEARS PAST SO FAST MANNNNNNNNN
Me: THANKS FOR BUYING, I WAS INTENDING TO SELL FOR 9B ACTUALLY. But because of your attitude last time. I am definitely not selling you for 9B.
Me: I will sell it to you next time, probably.
Guy: _|_
Me: It's okay, 1B worth more than that.

Some people are just fucked up LOL. I mean, I live my this sentence, if you got nothing nice to say, try not to say. That's why when sometime I am angry or pissed off, I usually will just ignore all the way. But then again, I usually cooled down like 10 or 15 mins later. LOL. Unless it is a dam big scene, if not I cool down quite fast. I love the side of mine.

You know, both PSP and DS is like going to be outdated soon, and take over by 3DS and PSVita(I think find this name to be hideous).

Then now I got decide which one to get first. I know eventually I will have both, but I still need to decide on one first. Will it be PSVita or Nintendo 3DS? I mean, both have superb potential to be an execellent choice.

-PSVita-
This handheld, looks very promising. I mean, the HD screen and all the function it carrys. I mean back touch screen, who the hell has ever think of that before? But afterall, the games is what decide which console to buy...

I mean, the only game I really want to play on PSVita is just Final Fantasy X HD Remake. The game that starts everything... including piano. You know, when this game get release, I am going to record myself playing "To Zanarkand". But is it enough to warrant a purchase of PSVita?

I mean, my brother has a PS3, and Final Fantasy X HD Remake is heading to that console as well, I can just wait for him to buy it and I will play it. There are not really many other games that interest me.

I mean, there are games like Persona 4 and Metal Gear Solid HD Remake. But meh, I already has play them before...

-Nintendo 3DS-
This is one damn weird console. A 3D console...

You know, I always love my DS over my PSP, anytime. I have approx. of 80 games for my DS. Whereas for my PSP just two games, I always just AHEM those game for my PSP, but still, those don't get me interested.

So 3DS, there are games like Professor Layton x Phoenix Wright. You know what that means right? THIS IS LIKE TWO OF MY FAVOURITE DS SERIES CONBINE TOGETHER. I totally get organsm when I heard of that news.

Plus, there are a lot more title coming for the 3DS that I am really interested. Like Professor Layton 5, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy Remake(This is rather inevitable) and even Kingdom Hearts...

I think my choice for my next console is rather quite obvious already. I am just waiting for the second alteration of the 3DS to be released. Plus, I got until next chinese new year to decided which to buy.

Outing with Kelly
You know, I would never thought I will go out with her. LOL, I mean, she is on a mission to kill me or something. So it was on a fine Saturday, where I was god sleepy. No words can describe how sleepy I am, I mean seriously. And so, I receive a SMS, of Kelly complaining. LOL.

I don't know why, why people expect me to plan on the spot or something. So she is like... GO PLAN. >_>... It was tough, since I don't go out much. So somehow, something rings inside my mind.

She is looking to buy piano, so I thought, why don't I bring her around to let her see some piano, so she know what to find when she were to buy one in the near future. But the problem now is, which shop allow us to test piano without killing us. So I SMS my piano teacher, she said Yamaha at Plaza Sing. I was quite shocked, cause they always write "No practising allow". Which I sort of know what it mean now, we can try it and play it and not practise on it LOL.

So right after my piano lesson, I smsed her how tired I am and how I don't wish to go there. She took it rather seriously LOL. I don't do this kind of stuff man... I totally how hate people do that, like seriously LOL. So I manage to drag myself to Plaza Sing to meet her.

You know, we don't greet with a "Hi" upon meeting. We shoot each other upon seeing each other. Like...

Me: So, what are you going to eat later?
Kelly: Don't worry... here got a lot of food for you to eat
Me: No. I am worried for your dinner...
Me: I mean, they don't sell candle or joss stick here...
Kelly: DAMN YOU
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So we cut the crap and went to Yamaha quickly. Went through some piano, where the price range from around 3k to 14k. You know, sadly, I saw one piano which I truely like, but it is the 14k piano. LOL, my heart literally broke that time. I mean, the design is very nice, the sound, the touch is all top notch for that price. So I play some song there, actually I was quite paiseh to play very long on each piano. So I just roughly play the chrous of each song that I know. I. Damn. Love. That. 14k. Piano.

I mean, that is our sole reason why we are coming out here. So she want me to think on the spot again, on what to do. I was like grrrrrr... But I vaguely remember she asked for chinese pop song. Then Kinokuniya pop up in my mind. So that was rather our next destination... But first thing, we need to settle our dinner. We went to Yoshinoya...

No, I am not playing with word... Kinokuniya Yoshinoya Kinokuniya Yoshinoya Kinoya Yoshikuniya Kinokuniya Yoshinoya... LOLOLOL

Kelly: I WILL ORDER FIRST!
Me: ........ anything...
Kelly: -Order with a bill of over nine dollars-
Me: -Order with a bill less than six dollars-
Kelly: WHY YOUR ONE SO CHEAP?
Me: WAH!!! SO NICE YET SO CHEAP!!!
Me: Your one so expensive, nice to eat bo?
Kelly: DAMN YOU!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

After eating, we went to the MRT station and went to Orchard road. Ion first. You know, there is this one shop over there that sell Egg Tart, special Egg Tart. It become my staple there. When I go there, I got to eat it. So due to improper planning, I thought it will only be right if I treat her one of them. She picked the Kaya flavour, whereas I pick something I wanted to try last time, Double Chocolate. Sadly, I prefer the Cheese Egg Tart. Though she claimed that hers was not bad. Didn't get to try it...

We then went straight to the Kinokuniya... Yoshinoya... OH DAM, I SHOULD STOP THIS. So we went to Kinoya... >_>... LOL. So we went there and went to the chinese section where the music is. So she was looking at some piano book, I then noticed something she always wanted to buy... So with her book on her hand... I told her

"Hey, look up on the shelf"

She then...

*FLIP THE BOOK ON ME*

Basket, the edge of the book piece into my chest. Fucking pain LOL. But there she is, she saw her "Secret" book. Collection of song from the movie "Secret". But she didn't buy it afterall, cause of my powerful mouth LOL.

We then went to the girl's department to see some wallet, then since I am there, I might as well check out that Taka's girl I blog about. SADLY, SHE IS NOT WORKING THERE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was quite sad, but then, there is another cute girl there

inb4flowerheart

After much walking, she didn't buy anything... so we move on to Robinson, where there is nothing to buy also. So meh... but on the way to Robinson from Taka, we has walk pass H&M

Me: Hmmmm.. you want go inside H&M?
Kelly: I never go inside before...
Me: Me also actually
Kelly: Go in can come out or not?
Me: !O_o?
Me: Err....... nononno you go in is like jail, cannot come out one
Me: CAN YOU DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTION
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

After much walking around and kill time, I suggest it's time to go home, where we started to walk separate ways.. and the end.

I don't know why, she like to laugh at my expression =.=. Plus, I notice I can't stop talking sometime. LOL

Outing with Jia Sian and Rin
Before we start. I just want to give a shoutout to playurconsole. If you iPhone, PSP, DS or anything spoil, go to their website, they might have fix for it.

I am quite reluctant to help Jia Sian have her iPhone 4 fix by other people, I mean she trust me with her iPhone. So I actually did quite a lot of research before deciding on a place to repair. Not only they did a execellent job on her iPhone 4, they also did an execellent job for my DS lite, and for that pricing, I really can't complain. So please do check them out if you want to repair anything.

I am not in any relation with them. I am just telling you that this is a good place to repair your devices. My DS and her iPhone just got repaired in less than two hours, and they did the testing infront of us, to tell us that it really works wonderfully.

But anyway, back to all the outing shit. We decided to meet at Bishan...

So upon reaching, I ask them to bring me there, instead of me brining them there. LOL. Since they know exactly where is that place actually. They were quite shock with my decision, cause why would I want to purchase a ticket to Malaysia? LOL.

So in the crowded MRT, there was this American that stand quite near us. Both of their eye is like quite fix on to him. So I thought I can't lose, and just nicely, on the next stop, there is this pretty girl hop into the same exact MRT and in my view. I have my eye fix on her also.

So...
Rin or Jia Sian: *Look at the American*
Me: *COUGH*
Me: Where are you looking at?
Them: LOLOLOLOL
Rin + Jia Sian: His english is... :O..
Me: SHE SELL SEASHELL ON THE SEASHORE
Us: LOLOLOL

So after much finding and struggling, we finally reached that stop, have our device checked and left our device there for them to fix, but of course, you can sit down there and look at them repairing, it's okay as well. But the weather is quite unbarable, so we went to nearby Subway to wait while the devices are repairing. So soon they called and we went to recive our stuff.

It's then time to have our dinner. I was actually planning to have our dinner at some Japanese Restaurant, treating her as a promise if she study for her exam. Which she did, and did well. But due to her fear in Japanese food and Rin wanting to buy some accessories for her iPhone, we decided to go to NEX instead.

Bought some accessories, and ate at Texas Chicken(Won't go back there), and finally we are on the move to cut Jia Sian hair. Why won't I go back there... Firstly, it's fast food. Secondly, I felt that it is quite nothing special if you ask me. Thirdly, it isn't very delicious. Though we did a lot of weird stuff there for no reason.

After dinner, we went to search for shop where they can shave Jia Sian hair. So she went the cheapest way. Went to the 10 mins 10 dollars shop... something I never tried before... so while she is trimming her hair, Rin and me is at one corner talking... UNTIL...

Me: *Listen dao hairdresser talking to Jia Sian*
Hairdresser: You which year born de?
Me: *Ear sharp*
Me: *Whisper to Rin*
Me: Wei... you got hear dao the shop keeper talking to Jia Sian about when she born?
Me: He is trying to flirt her siol...
Rin: O_O
Rin: OI!!!
Me: *COUGH AHEM COUGH*
Jia Sian: ???
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Soon, before we go... We went to the washroom. Rin was outside. She was observing this toilet door, where it will randomly open and close...

Rin: Hoi, look at this toilet door, it will randomly open and close one
Me: O_o sure bo...
Random Girl: Can use ah? Just use lor
Random Girl: *Go in close the door*
-Awhile later-
Troll Door: *Door open automatically*
Random Girl: This door is not safe at all
Me: .......
Us: LOOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sooooooon, we part ways. And I am broke now. LOL

Deja vu
Remember somewhere last year, I posted something about Samantha. Oh wait, I actually did post something about her a while ago. LOL. But anyway, summary summary summary.

So last year, I know this year 3 girl(Which grad already), who is a close friend to Samantha. So I thought I will disturb her about Samantha. So I go like Samantha this and Samantha that. The next thing I know is that, she already have told her about me. I am like... Fuck, I'm dead.

So this year, my groupmate, I was talking to her about this girl name Jessie. Which has quite a cute appearance. Nah, she don't read my blog anyway. So I was thinking to kacau her... So the next fucking things I know is...

"Hahahaha, she didn't say no to you."

I am like...

"Wut?"

Then think a while... then I came back to the same conclusion. Fuck, I'm screwed. The worse thing is that she want me to join her and Jessie for a gaming session. I can't cause I need go help Jia Sian repair her iPhone 4. So she said next time. I not sure if there will be any next time, since she already know it, it will be dam weird if we do even meet up. Yes, my balls have drop to the floor. LOL.

I totally has no fate about this. The worse part is Joanna, kept laughing at me when this shiat happen. LOL. Who knows, I might be with Jessie one day? Thought I has heard story about her anyway, story about her having five guys going after her or something. I don't want to go on to a battle that I probably will lose, I don't want to tire myself out.

Random Chat
This is probably the last six months I can provide some interesting Random Chat for you. Since I think I will start a brand new blog after I graduate.

#1 So I was talking to Pamela one day, and we were talking about her limited edition phone. I said limited is because her phone went through water, and it is still useable after water has enter it LOL. Plus, she is not a phone lover
Me: So, your phone is a slide phone or a normal phone?
Pamela: It's a slide phone and a normal phone
Me: >________>
Me: You know... looking at how you take care of your phone
Me: Perhaps one day your phone will become two phone instead
Pamela: Walao!
Us: LOLOLOLOL

#2 I was in lecture listening(Rarely). This lecture, teacher expect us to draw and write a lot of stuff.
Lecturer: *Flash a real life picture*
Me: ARE WE SUPPOSE TO COPY THIS OR WHAT?
Wei Jian: ....
Wei Jian: CAN YOU USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3 And we are talking about Army, and the pes
Randall How: You know that there are different PES B
Wei Jian: What different
Randall How: The main one is still PES A1 then follow by B and so on
Randall How: I heard there is also PES B12
Wei Jian: You think you are talking about Vitamin B12 now la?
Us: LOLOLOL

#4 During one lecture, Randall's How did a silent burp, yet a deadly one. Every guys was quite shocked by the smell or something LOL. Then there was once
Ah Kun: *Did a very loud Burp*
Everyone: *Look back at all the guys* (We guys just sit at the most back row)
Ah Kun: ......
Ah Kun: OI, RANDALL HOW, CAN YOU DON'T LIKE THAT NO MANNER?
Wei Jian: This tactic nice to use
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#5 Something not related to class... this happen when Jia Sian, Rin and I are in the pet shop at NEX.
Random Guy: The dog has his hair kena cut, quite cute siol
Random Girl: Those guy never talk to them one wor?
Random Guy: You expect the dog to reply them la?
Us: LOLOLOL

I guess that is all for Random Chat. I might still have some stucked inside my brain. But I will be saving them inside my brain, perhaps edit this post when I remember some of them, or start a new blog... at least I got some random chat to keep it going...

But now!!!

Jokes
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing
and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl
shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day
he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.

He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing
but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads: "If you
catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent
shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he does, it's
definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days,
the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our most
rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies,"I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this
huge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that read:,

"I'm Ronald. If I catch you, you're mine..."

- Melvin - Best in The World -


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