Saturday, November 5, 2011

- Title: The awkward moment :

So, this is more of like a filler entry and a rushed entry. But then... it is quite fun to blog this entry... Give it a try and read everything!

Why I wrote about awkward moment is because that I got two awkward moment to share with you. They are not only awkward, they are funny as well! One about me and the others is not.

My next entry shouldn't be far away! Stay tune ;D.

Happy Birthday Jacinta
YO! I really doubt you read my blog anymore. So anyway...

Happy Birthday Jacinta! You know, ever since I know you, every birthday I definitely will send you a SMS, no matter where you are on earth. But I not sure if you receive my SMS this time though. But still... I did send!

Happy Birthday Jacinta! So you know, I will again be saying those boring stuff! I wish you all the best in your life. I wish you to stay happy and pretty for ever.

But neh, I'm going to add a new one just for you.

I wish that you don't forget about me... LOL. THAT'S A GOOD ONE RIGHT? If this year, you don't receive my SMS, next year, you can prepare to receive my SMS again, cause I will make sure it will be getting to you ;D.

Enjoy your birthday!

Jessie
HOLD YOUR HORSES!!! Before you say anything, this is not regarding the lecturer, Jessie. But more like, one of our pretty student that had already graduate from our course. I not sure if you do remember the story I told you since a few entry back.

About Samantha and Jessie. If not, recap a bit for you... it's goes like, I disturb my friend about Samantha, she told Samantha what I said. So it's like... Awkward max for all of us.

So I never thought deja vu will happen. So I told my project mate, Li Ling, about Jessie... cause she is like

Li Ling: MELVIN!!! LET'S GO PLAY L4D2!!!
Me: Eh? Just me and you?
Li Ling: Jessie also! If you know her
Me: JESSIE GOT GO!?!?! OK I'M GOING!
Li Ling: Huh?
Me: No ma... got pretty girl go wor...
-10 minutes later-
Me: Erm... I hope you haven't tell her, or is it too late?
Li Ling: HAHAHAHA SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING LIAO
Me: *HOLY FUCKING SHIT*

So there isn't much I can do but to suck thumb LOL. So I thought it won't be that bad, cause we won't see each other anymore anyway. But that was just a random thought. I don't know why, Li Ling keep praise me infront of her. She is like, trying to get both of us together?

So there was one day, I received a call, I picked it up. Li Ling ask me to go to her house for steamboat session, but of course, she invited Jessie as well, since they are like darn close friend. So at first I was quite reluctant, as in not to go, cause both Jessie and me will be awkward max.

But then Li Ling did not stop calling me, and it's like... SHE DIE DIE WANT ME TO BE THERE. So soon, no choice. I agreed, also a chance to know Jessie anyway!

So when that day come, I was quite reluctant again, but still. I promised to go. At first I just thought that Jessie know about it, but it seems that whole group seems to know about the story.

I mean, when I am at there, the people there is like talking to Li Ling...

"He's here too, what about Jessie later"

I just seems to overheard it, I'm starting to shiat brick over here, when Jessie came. My balls seems to drop all over the floor, I didn't look at her or talk to her at all. Then I also heard...

"He got come?!?!"

In my mind I'm like... Obviously... if not why am I standing here... =.=. So soon, we started walking to Li Ling's house. But then, it's like... Jessie walk the fastest, and I am there walking slowest. We got like a dam big distant...

So Li Ling is like...

"OI! MELVIN WALK FASTER LA!!! JESSIE!!! WALK SLOWER LA!!!"

And so it seems that my pressure got really high. So we didn't talk or anything... Until at her house, we got three guys and three girls. We are like, LET GIRL DO THE PREPARATION!!!

LOL /fail.

Then anyway, soon I was this little boy walking to the kitchen, like DAM FAST. Then I notice the glass door is closed, then I wonder will he ban...

*BANG*

Me: *Trying to control my laugher*
Me: *Bite hand to try to control my laughter*
Li Ling: What happened?
Wei Chiang: Your brother dam funny sia, I wonder if he will bang the door, then he really go bang
Me: LOLOLOLLOLOLOL

FUCK, I CANNOT CONTROL MY LAUGHTER THAT TIME. I know, the chat isn't as funny, you got to witness it first hand. I think I dam bad, I didn't ask if his brother was alright, but instead I am there trying to control my laughter.

So soon, the steamboat is going to start... then the first fucking problem we have is with the chopstick.

Seriously, everyone should throw away their ROUND shopstick and buy SQUARE chopstick. If you get what I mean, is that... ROUND CHOPSTICK KEEP ROLL HERE AND THERE. I MEAN, CAN'T YOU JUST REST ON MY DAM BOWL?

Li Ling, then tries to make me sit beside Jessie, but again, I can't find the balls I drop at MRT station, so I decided to sit quite far away from her. I also don't know why, it is clear I am not really interested in her in any form, but yet I am afraid of her.

So the steamboat start, we all just eat and joke... For the first time I am actually quite quiet... I mean you all know me quite well, if you are close with me, I can actually crap non stop. So there was once

I'm using my phone, and she is using her phone... then Li Ling goes

Li Ling: Aiyo... you both so quiet...
Li Ling: Then use phone... use at the same time
Li Ling: Nandao you both SMSing each other!?!?!
Wei Chiang: You sibei evil sia
Me + Jessia: ............
Others: LOLOLOLOLOL

Soon after, my mouth really gets really bored. SO I STARTED TALKING LOL. LIKE. FINALLY. So I started to blahblahblah and wahwahwah, then they are like

Li Ling: Walao, you suddenly dam noisy sia
Wei Chiang: You eat wrong medicine in steamboat ah?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

So Li Ling is like... I WANT BACON!!! MELVIN, COOK FOR ME!!!

So yea, I cooked a bacon for her, it was a hard work, since I almost never cook pork before, so... let's not say about the fatty bacon and SO, I overcook her bacon... and she went to the washroom.

So I'm like... AIYA, NEVERMIND LA. SHE EAT ALSO NOT I EAT. So I just put on the bowl... when she come out, she just eat and enjoyed the bacon... we are like O_O...

So soon she demand she want some hotdog, so I heat one for her. I don't know why why she want a perfect cooked hotdog, I mean hotdog are actually already a cooked food. So it's like you can eat it anytime you really want. Then she demand me to cook it quite perfectly, like no burnth... At first I cooed two, one for me and one for her. But then one of them got burnth slighty, and she demand to exchange her hotdog with mine. Oh well...

Then there was this sharing of food, it's like Wei Chiang keep take food and put at other people's bowl. He did it especially to a guy call Elwood, who is another guy. So, gay much?

Wei Chiang: *Pass a big piece of fish to Elwood*
Elwood: *Pass a noce hotdog to Wei Chiang*
Me: *COUGH!!!*
Wei Chiang: *Pass a broken fish to me*
Me: ............
Them: LOLOLOLOL
Li Ling: *Pass me a unwated hotdog causes it's too salty*
Me: ............
Wei Chiang: *Once again pass food some other people*
Me: Okay ma... you pass food to others... also got people give me food also
Wei Chiang: Who pass food to you?
Me: Li Ling lor, she ALSO VERY GOOD MA... Her hotdog, she don't want, then she give me...
Me: Like this counted bo?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So soon, the steamboat dinner is over. It's like... what to do next. I notice everyone started going to the toilet. So they is like, you better go to the toilet also... I thought it's some kind of prank, so I didn't go...

When the started the game, I started seeing them talking out big bottle of water... I'm like wut? Then they shout... "Let's play the drinking water game!!!". Then I notice, I am in very deep trouble.

So then they start explaining the rules... It's quite complicated. Cause each different card, all has different rules. To be honest, until the end of the game, I wasn't even about to remember all the card and their rules. So I still need their help in explaining all the rules.

So I will explain the rule a little.

Card 1 to 5 = Varies how many mouthful of water you need to drink.
Card 6 = Rhythm Card (For example I say cat, the next person need say fat)
Card 7 = Number Game (For example I say 1, the next person say two. However, all number with 7, you have to say 7-up and all the multiple of 7 as well)
Card 8 = Topic Card (For example I say colour, we have to say colours name out)
Card 9 = Toilet Card (We can go toilet anytime)
Card 10 = Thumb Card (Like if the person put his or her thumb on her face, everyone got to do so)
Card Jack = Partner card (Let's say I partner you, if I got to drink, you got to drink)
Card Queen = Ignore card (No one can talk to him, response to him etc. Treat him as invisible)
Card King = Rule Card (You can create any rule... at least resonable rule. Like you drink half the amount instead)

Phew, I have a hard time remembering all of the rules there. But then, somehow I manage to remember all the rules there. So we start the game, as I was a virgin to that game, there wasn't much I can do, but to be tricked over and over again.

Actually there are quite a number of funny events here and there, but then it will only be funny if you are there instead. So I'll list them down instead

1) Elwood got a Card 5, by right he chose to let other people drink. So he asked Jessie to drink(HOW DARE HE!?!?!?!?!?!?), but instead he ownself also drink it accidently

2) Jessie got a Card King, the rule she set is, when it's her turn to drink, she can ask other people to drink on behalf of her. But then... when she got to drink that time, SHE TOTALLY FORGOT SHE HAS THAT RULE... Until Wei Chiang

"The card you put there for fun one ah?"

3) We all got a habit of bullying those people that go to the toilet... Like for example if someone goes to the toilet, we will prepare thumb card... SO NO CHOICE, that person got to drink, since he is the last one to put his hand on that place.

Then there are two times I also make use of that time... like both time I got the ignore card, so everyone is like ignoring me. So, the first incident.. this guy went to the toilet and came out soon later... I goes

Me: OH MY GOD, DAM SHIOK SIA! NO MORE QUEEN CARD
Elwood: Really?
Me: Actually no... but now don't have liao... thanks
Us: LOLOLOLOL

Then the second inident. Wei Chiang went to the toilet... and come out

Me: *Talk in baby language*
Wei Chiang: HUH?
Me: Oh... I'm trying to tell you to drink water
Wei Chiang: .........
Us: LOLOLOLOL

Until that, whenever peoeple got thumb card or ignore card, no one will dare to go to the toilet LOL. But there is karma of course... I never manage to get the toilet card at all =.=.

4) There was this time where Jessie asked me to drink water... then Li Ling goes...

Li Ling: THIS TIME YOUR WATER SUPER NICE TO DRINK RIGHT?
Jessie + Me: ..............
Them: LOLOLOLOLOL

5) Then there was this one saddist child in the house...

"Who will be puking first!?!? I want to see!!!"

Who would have imagine, we have like roughly two hours of fun just from water and talk LOL. Of course there are somemore, which I will add if I suddenly remember them.

Story of Jiang Xiang
So of course I will kaypo on this kind of news. At first I was just playing piano in the room, until I head Ivan teasing Jiang Xiang. So immediately, I got curious... I started playing softer, just to listen on what they got to say. Then I heard the most important line of all

"YOU LIKE HER RIGHT?!?!?!"

So soon immediately, I ran to sit beiide him, to kaypo. Then his face suddenly turn very red. So I continue tease him, but then, I still have no idea who he likes. The only clue I get is that, she hasn't been to the room for quite sometimes.

So soon I drop the idea of wanting to know who is it, cause I also don't like the idea if people keep asking me who I like or something like that.

But then at night, when Jun Xiu on the piano ensemble, dropped quite a fucking big clue on who the hell he like... the clue goes something like...

"Jx like xx xxx"

The obvious first person I think of is "Ah Rin". Cause you know, about the history they have together and how the name fits quite nicely. Then soon Pamela came to talk to me (OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). I'm surprise, she is also curious on who he like... then we have a good chat on who likes who...

But then, soon we both realise that there is one more person that is possible, Ke Wei. Cause it's like her name fits as well, and all the clue drop are all towards her. How do I say?

It's like, that day, I met him, I see him rushing to Piano Room for a earphone? Then at night, Edwin is like

- Who will go so far just for a women?

It wasn't the what the context that tells me... if you think... I believe his far... is the distant to the piano room. THEN POOF, you got a first big clue. But then, I totally disagree with his sentence. I have gone further to do something to someone I just a normal friend of.

The second big clue is because of Chee Yu. Cause Jiang Xiang is like... GO ASK HIM LA, he also don't know anything!!!

So at that night, I talk to Chee Yu...

Me: You know Jiang Xiang like someone?
Chee Yu: I know... but I don't know who
Me: I think I know
Chee Yu: Who? Lai lai, show me picture
Me: *Show Ke Wei Picture*
Chee Yu: Ohh... she... Jx show me her before.

I mean come on la, as a guys, I totally understand this situation. This alone was quite convincing already... until Pamela...

Pamela suddenly remember something. She then remember during the PE camp... Cause all of us know, Jiang Xiang is those kind of those shy guy, that don't really initiate chat with girl. So apparently... Pamela remember something

"I REMEMBER JIANG XIANG GOT GO TO TALK TO KE WEI BEFORE"

HA! The evidence are quite heavy by now... but you know, those comittee have Jiang Xiang spoonfeed the evidence to them. But I sort of... figure all this all BY MYSELF. Comeon, say I'm smart. Say Melvin is genius... LOL.

So the next day, I went to the piano room specially just for Jiang Xiang and Ke Wei. But sadly, Ke Wei didn't go... but fear not, I am not there to make both of them uncomfortable. I, myself, don't like that feeling.

So Jx is there, and I was quite bored... so I started to tease Jiang Xiang. Like,

Me: Jiang Xiang... tell me who you like le...
Jiang Xiang: DON'T WANT
Me: Come on... I teach you until so good, you want like this treat me?
Jiang Xiang: *Walk away*
Me: *Follows*
Me: Please tell me who is the unlucky girl
Jiang Xiang: Go away!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOL

So I got bored rather soon, and went to play my piano. But then, we forgot what happen, and we sort of got into a small arguement

Me + Jiang Xiang: -Small Arguement-
Jiang Xiang: I HIT YOU THEN YOU KNOW ARH!!!
Me: -Cheap Face*
Me: Ehh.... you sure you want to hit me?
Me: Usually people hit me, I don't know what I will shout de... most probably...
Jiang Xiang: NONONONONO DON'T WANT HIT LIAO!!!
Me: I mean shout help la, if not what?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

So I had a good laugh there, then I continue with my piano, Jiang Xiang suddenly then move to the other Grand Piano... so he started playing it quite loud and I'm like... =.=. BUT OH MY GOD, MY SMART THINKING KICKS OFF AGAIN

Jiang Xiang: *Play piano dam loud*
Me: *Idea*
Me: *Play To Zanarkand(One of the song he love most)*
Jiang Xiang: *Stop to listen to me play*
Me: *Stop before the chorus*
Jiang Xiang: Oi, continue le!
Me: I will continue... IF YOU TELL ME WHO YOU LIKE
Jiang Xiang: WEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Seriously, I feel dam smart for doing that trick LOL. But soon I gave up the idea of asking him, or to at least have him confirm. Cause in my heart, I am like 99.9% sure it's her. Yea.. HER. Who? Not telling. LOLOLOL.

Cause due to close friend, people have known me to have slight interest in Pamela. So I am like bragging all over my friend when Pamela came to talk to me about who like Jx. So I always go...

Me: You know hor... when Jiang Xiang's news spread...
Me: PAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: Came to talk to me!

or

Me: Just now ma... when that news out hor
Me: PAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII were discussing on who he like

LOL, so it's like... I keep emphasis on the name "Pamela". Somehow, this incident quite show me that I can talk over the phone to anyone for quite long... I am starting to love phone call to be honest.

Random Chat
Once again, your favourite.

#1 - Missing Table in library.
Guys: *Walk into library, on the way to Cafe*
Randall How: Eh, where are the tables at this wing?
Wei Jian: ...
Wei Jian: Last time I accidently banged the table, I call the librarian to remove all the table...
Wei Jian: DO YOU THINK WE KNOW WHY?
Us: LOLOLOLOL

#2 - No offense to any Christian
Wei Jian: Jesus have bread... and he will share one slice with all the human...
Wei Jian: Do you know why?
Guys: Cause he is good?
Wei Jian: Cause he cheapskate
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3 - Camera?
Ashiela: Hey, your phone how many MegaPixel?
Me: Eight Mega Pixel
Fatimah: Ah la... Eight Mega Pixel
Wei Jian: Eh, Allah Eight Mega Pixel?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#4 - Gene?
Ah Kun: Aunty! Show them your daughter!
Aunty: My daughter?
Qing Yan: Ya! Why you only let him see only?!
Aunty: Aiyor... you look at me is like looking at my daughter..
Wei Jian: Like that you look at me, means you looking at my mother?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#5 - Epic
Ah Kun: *Trying to keep laptop wire*
Wei Jian: CAN YOU DON'T PLAY WITH WIRE?
Ah Kun: 你要我绑你吗??
Wei Jian: Eh, 你要绑我的妈妈?
Wei Jian: My mother don't play SM one...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Liew Xi: LOLOLOL
Ah Kun: Liew Xi, you understand what is SM?
Wei Jian: Super Mario ma...
Wei Jian: My mother like to play with Super Mario
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

PS - If you don't understand, means you have clean mind LOL

Jokes
A Chinese guy calls to U.S..

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

PS. It's sad that we got to communicate this way. Cause, somehow I feel that you will feel more calmer now as when we are SMS-ing. I want to explain about that gift. You see, I totally have no intention to make you feel uncomfortable or uneasy. I just want to make a snack for you to chew in class. That is all I have in mind. But then it didn't work out as I expected it. For this, I'm sorry.

PSS. I believe in you ;D. So I hope what you said is for me O_o

- Melvin - Because I am a Genius -


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