Wednesday, December 21, 2011

- Title: It's Christmas again!!! :

Merry Christmas everyone. But I don't care, cause I don't celebrate Christmas! But still, there are still people out there who does celebrate christmas. In English, it is said as "Happy Christmas". I also would like to wish Aaden a very Happy Birthday. You know, this entry was actually planned to be posted at the end of the holiday. But it seems I got enough content for this entry, and just nice, I completed writing it on Christmas.

You know, I don't like holiday is because it is usually boring to stay at home. You see, playing games and more games and more games. But this time round, I totally has no mood to play games. Cause it's like, this is a short holiday. So don't expect me to play a short game, I don't like. So I thought I will make this last holiday a little bit more special.

By catching up with most of my friends or relatives. Infact a lot of them. So it start off with Jessie and Li Ling, so if you miss that out, go take a look. Pretty entertaining

So I... actually gained two new reader. Welcome my niece, En En and Dawn. You might see their name appear later. Especially En En LOL. So new people, I will have to intro some common name in my blog again

With Lester
Lester is a Ragnarok buddy, whom was caught by surprise when Lester, Jessica and I live so damn near each other. So we break our online barrier and met in real life. Lester is sort of a more perverted guy, but it's okay, all guys is. It's just how we show them.

It's been way way way way way too long since Lester and I went out and do something together. The last time was rougly more than six months ago, just drinking coffee somewhere. Thought we did bump into each other frequently near our house. But then, if we bump into each other, we probably just point each other middle finger anyway.

So I'm going swimming, so I thought I asked him since we both are usually free. So he is like, just nice, he wants to swim as well. I mean, it is hard to find a good weather for swimming this day...

So we met at the bus stop

Me: *Wear a sleeveless shirt*
Lester: *Came wearing a "I love Vigina" shirt*
Me: .............
Me: You serious blo?
Lester: Priest, what do you mean by that
Me: Sorry, I'm not a holy person, please don't call me priest.
Me: Obviously, you are not holy either, so please do use the word priest
Lester: Fuck, I'm more holy than anymore
Me: YAYAYAYA
Me: YOU MEAN HOLY SHIT HOLY CRAP AND HOLY FUCK?
Me: AND SINCE WHEN HOLY PERSON WEAR A I LOVE VIGINA SHIRT?
Me: If you want to play with me... then...
Me: You can prepare to die
Lester: This is why I love you, dude
Me: FUCK, I AM NOT A FUCKING VIGINA!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yea, we literally shout at bus stop... and damn, we cause alot of other commuter laugh as well. As well as a cute girl there LOL.

Me: So, what with this shirt?
Lester: Erm, seriously, I just randomly picked one and wore.
Lester: I don't even know what I am wearing until you shout at me just now
Me: Oh man... I got so much to say over here.
Me: Let me get this straight, you might randomly wore this shirt
Me: But who in the correct mind will BUY this shirt?
Lester: Oh, I AM PROUD TO BE A MAN!!!
Me: ............
Me: So what about me?
Lester: Your shirt looks like some woman spag
Lester: You called that proud to be a man?
Lester: Go fuck yourself
Man: *Random man wearing sleeveless shirt look at our direction*
Lester: Ops... I'm sorry...
Me: You know there's a distinctive difference between proud to be a man, and BE A MAN
Lester: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So our bus arrives, and what the hell. He just did something I totally has no balls to do. Asking a stranger for a number. I mean I don't dare now, but maybe in the future.

Lester: How is that? Am I a man now?
Me: Well did ya her number?
Lester: No
Me: Then there two types of man
Me: A successor and a failure. You're definitely the latter one
Lester: I would like to see you communicate with a woman later.
Me: -Challenge accepted pose-
Me: Challenge accpted

So I went to talk to the lady that Lester asked the number from.

Me: Erm, miss
Lady: You going to talk to me?
Me: ...........
Me: Erm, Lester, does this count as communication?
Lester: NO!!!!!!!!
Me+Girl: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Well, miss, I'm Howard, how can I addressed you?
Lady: Miss will do just fine...
Me: How about missy?
Lady: I'm not a nurse!!!
Me: Actually, I'm not surprised that you didn't gave him your number. After all his shirt...
Lester: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY SHIRT!!!!!!!!
Lady: Hahahaha, yea, his shirt is scary
Me: Hey miss, are you going to the swimming pool too?
Lady: Oh, no... I'm heading to the gym
Me: But miss, you already look fantastic, why do you still want to go to the gym? Sort of unlike me, I need to lose some weight
Lester: Mother of God... first time I see you complimenting someone
Lady: Well, no harm getting a better body right?
Me: Well I do agree on that.. oh, we have to alight already
Lady: Hey, all the best in losing weight! Maybe we will see each other again
Lester: YES!!! IF WE SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN, I WILL GET YOUR NUMBER
Me: SHE IS TALKING TO ME!!!
Lester: NO U
Me: Ya me
Lester: ........... shit
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I'm getting more natural talking to stranger these days. Got to give props to my guy classmate, Lester and my bro. I really learn a lot from them, especially when talking to women.

Lester: I'm so going to burn this shirt...
Me: Proud to be an ass, I mean a man
Lester: _|_
Lester: Hey, I believe you got a girlfriend already right?
Me: Well no, haven't found one that I will really chase
Lester: Well, what about that girl? What about Jessie? Miss R?
Me: That girl? I never liked her beofre
Me: Jessie? I'm just playing
Me: Miss R? I haven't met her
Me: Well you see, I'm not like you. I just don't have the balls to ask a pretty stranger for phone number.
Lester: Want to try later?
Me: Nah, I'm not accepting this challenge
Pretty girl: *Walk pass looking at me*
Me: *Give a smile back*
Lester: *Notice*
Lester: HEY LADY! THIS GUY HERE WANTS YOUR NUMBER!
Me: Wai... wait.. what?
Pretty girl: I'M ATTACHED!
Me: Lester... WANTS YOUR VIGINA
Lester: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty girl: _|_ But,nice shirt!
Lester: Ok, I'm not buring
Me: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The last two paragraph kinds of show me that speaking to stranger isn't really anything scary at all. But it sort of makes me wonder if Lester's girlfriend really don't mind if Lester talking to female stranger. Oh well, who knows.

So we went to change our shirt and went to the big pool. Before entering... I saw...

Top 10 prettiest girl in Singapore. Short hair... tanned body... nice sports figure and sweet face. So Lester and I are targeting fifty rounds under 1 hour and 30 mins. So we waste no time and focus on our swimming. So after 50 rounds...

Lester: You don't look tired at all
Me: Is that a compliment or what?
Lester: Wtf? Of course it's a compliment
Me: LOL, I thought you might say I don't put in effor in swimming.
Lester: Oh wow, that's a weird sandwich
Me: NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
Lester: Look at that girl's hand, holding that float
Me: ......
Me: I am seeing a lot of sandwich around here there
Me: Especially all the kids learning how to swim
Lester: Well, I like the GIRL(I know why he focus on this word) that hold that sandwich
Lester: Do you like those that hold sandwich?
Me: Of course, who don't like that?
Lester: Wtf, you fucking pedobear. You like those kid taking those float right!?!?!
Me: ...............
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So after swimming, we prepared and left for Hougang Mall to grab our dinner. So he goes to his normal girl's should be in kitchen stuff again

Lester: Hey, ask Jessica out
Me: In before Jessica should stay in kitchen
Lester: LOLOLOLLOL FUCK, REALLY, CALL HER
Me: *Phone Ica*
Me: Yo Jessica, wanna come out of your kitchen and have dinner with us?
Lester: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jessica: HUH? What? I'm not in my kitchen
Me: Oh... you're not in your kitchen?
Lester: SHE'S WHAT!?!?!?!
Me: What with the rage?
Lester: HOW COME SHE IS NOT IN THE KITCHEN!?!?!?!?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jessica: ........ I'll sure kill you next week, when I see you Melvin...
Jessica: Helping my mum with Tang Yuan, can't meet you both
Me: Alright, see ya next week babe
Jessica: Yea, see ya next week~
Me: Well, Jessica isn't coming cause she is doing some Tang Yuan..
Lester: Huh? She's what?
Me: She is making some gluten rice ball
Lester: Nonono... SHE IS MAKING FOOD!?!?!? MIRACLE!!!!!!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL WTF. SHE NOT IN KITCHEN YOU SHOUT, SHE IS MAKING FOOD YOU ALSO SHOUT
Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!?!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So we settle in at a Kopitiam, ate our dinner. Has a guy to guy talk. Yea, I mean, we both may be noisy like fuck sometime. But we do have our guy to guy talk alright. Yea, since it's a guy to guy talk. I can't really write what we say. But then he remind me stuff that I sort of forgot. After that, we soon went home. It was a short but enjoyable outing with him. I hope it won't be another few months till we meet again. And no, don't love me. Thanks.

With Li Ling
So long short story. She is my Final Year Project mate, and also the one that cause Jessie and Melvin thingy. So she said she want to eat buffet this week, so I thought I'll go ahead, I mean it has been awhile since I ate some good foooood. Actaully I was going to suggesting eating at Kuishinbo, which is a Japanese Buffet Restaurant. If you think Sakura is nice, wait till you try Kuishinbo. So anyway, if anyone want to eat Kuishinbo, give me a heads-up. I want to eat there again.

As usual, my mum asked me...

Mum: Eh, where are you going today?
Me: Oh, I'll be accompany my friend to the hospital first
Mum: O_O, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Me: ???
Me: A female...
Mum: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?!?!?
Me: I HASN'T DONE ANYTHING............. I'M JUST ACCOMPANY A FRIEND FOR A MEDICAL CHECK UP
Mum: Oh... have your dinner outside
Me: *Facepalm*

Then today, I thought I have throw away my old thinking. As in, I thought I won't get angry if someone waste my time. But somehow Li Ling sort of proof that I still have that mindset. Cause the original time of meeting at 2.00pm has changed to 2.30pm suddenly. So inside me, I sort of flared up abit

So I went to NUH, having this mindset of that checkup will be fast and quick. BUT NOOOOOOOO. Her checkup starts at around 2.45pm and we left the hospital at around 6pm. So I basically waste my whole afternoon that I can use to do my work, at a hospital waiting for nothing.

Actually I don't really mind, cause I sort of see some of the patient, thinking to myself that I am actually quite fortunate to live normally.

WELL, If you do know me well, you will know that I do prefer nurse over police, teacher or whatever. IF YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT LOLOLOL. So it's like the last time I went to the hospital, I didn't really care about the surrounding, caused I'm so sick; fever if I recall correctly.

So I also take this chance of sort of understand the standard of Singapore hospital's nurse. Since Li Ling say she know two pretty nurse there. So I met Li Ling, and she is late and she straight went to the department where she will be doing her checkup. The first nurse that caught my eye was...

A male? I'm like, are you serious bro? Cause it's like her hairstyle and her attire totally represent a male. So I at first thought she was a male, until I heard his voice... I cringe. A female voice, I thought I heard wrongly, so I try to listen more carefully. I'm affirmative that he has a female voice... so after Li Ling has got her blood sample. I asked her...

Me: Erm, just now inside got two nurse or one nurse and one doctor?
Li Ling: Huh?? Why you talk like so chim?
Me: Inside got one female and one male right?
Li Ling: No... inside got two female nurse
Me: ....... Just now one short hair...?
Li Ling: OH, SHE IS NURSE LAI DE LA
Me: *Facepalm*

So welcome to Singapore hospital. So the more I see, the more I am disappointed. Pssh, I would rather go back to my fantasy nurse world.

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But there was actually one I would say above average looking nurse. Once she open her mouth, my mind is like "Chao ni nai ma". Yep, you should know what country she is from... It's either fantasy and reality has too big difference or I have a too high expectation.

So apparently, during that time NUH has a small christmas celebration where they give gifts to young children. As you know Li Ling is a rather small size girl, despite the fact that she is 20 years old. Then this part get really weird

First Nurse: Merry Christmas!!! I would like you to have this present!!
Li Ling: No thanks... I'm 20 years old
First Nurse: O__________O
Me: ...........
Me: *Notice the first nurse went back and discuss with other colleague*
Second Nurse: Hi! Have this balloon!
Li Ling: Erm... no need
Second Nurse: How about this present???
Li Ling: I'm 20 years old
Second Nurse: Oh... O___O???
Me: lol
Li Ling: Walao!!! I don't like people think I'm a small girl cause of my height
Third Nurse: Merry Christmas, have this present
Li Ling: ...........
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then there was this nurse friend of hers... she is like

Friend Nurse: Hey... you very small size!!! Help me go get present!!!
Random Nutse: You want balloon ah?
Li Ling: Neh... got balloon ma
Friend Nurse: I want present!!!!!
Me: >_>
Me: <_<
Me: ...

So I spent most of my time there playing games instead LOL. I really wish I can use that time to do project argh. So soon, we left for Vivo... cause I wanted to check out some present.

Before I talk about Vivo, I want to talk a little about Jessie LOL. I'll do it in chat form... much easier, per se.

Me: So tomorrow buffet... you try ask ask who want to join
Li Ling: I KNOW YOU WANT JESSIE!!!
Me: I never say anything hor
Li Ling: It's okay... I understand you... I go ask now
Li Ling: You really is GG
Li Ling: Jessie scared to come because of you
Me: Okay ma...

So I don't feel anything. LOL... but then at hospital Jessie and Li Ling Whatsapp each other...

Li Ling: Come le!!!
Jessie: Today me really is cannot make it ler
Li Ling: Walaoooo
Jessie: This Saturday I free
Jessie: I meet you and Melvin on Saturday laaa
Me:












I seriously don't understand her LOL. But anyway, sad or happy, I'm not so sure. But I got no intention to meet her actually, I'm really waiting for Valentine. Fuck, I'm dead if anyone knows her is reading my blog LOL. So we went to Vivo after confirming that Jessie isn't coming, it's been quite sometime since I last visited there. We first went to Asian Kitchen to have our dinner. So the waitress that serve us... was a piony? Or was she China? I thought she was China cause of her accent, but the don't understand chinese... So I thought weird

As I don't feel like eating alot. So I just anyhow order the msot expensive noodle off the menu... Soft Shell Crab noodle with spice. So I manage to finish it and time to shop for present for Aaden for his birthday, which falls on Christmas day. Yea, you got it... Christmas baby.

But I do go off course alot alot alot... Like for example, I went to the game shop, the pet shop, the DVD shop, the Samsung shop, Japanese shop and alot alot alot. Plus Li Ling is complain she is very tiring. LOL I MEAN HELLO, I WASTED LIKE 3 HOURS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR NO REASON LOL. Finally to Toy'r'us... oh man, finding a present for a baby isn't easy at all. So with my budget, I'm only able to get a small gift for him... Oh well.

You know, before we went home. Li Ling want to buy a mineral water, then after purchasing, I automatically open her water bottle. She is like damn surprise that I know what to do. In fact, I'm also surprise why I know how to do LOL. I guess these are those small things that make me special. /Thickskin

With Wei Jian
Before we start anything...

"Celebrate Christmas Eve with you is abit disgusting" - Wei Jian
"Just waste my Christmas Eve with a guy..." - Melvin

How we felt... LOL. This outing isn't really a Christmas Eve Celebration. It's more of Wei Jian collecting some dead body while I just want to check on some price or some present that I'm going to buy.

Our original time of meeting is 3.30... but at 3.00 he SMSed he say he will late...

Wei Jian: Where are you?
Me: At MRT liao le... still early what (3.05pm)
Wei Jian: Hahaha sucker... make sure you can reach by 3.30
Wei Jian: Tell you a secret........ I still at home
Me: .........
Me: You then make sure you can reach by 3.30...
Me: Nevermind... me give you a little more time, by 3.35
-Awhile more-
Wei Jian: I take taxi...
Me: Then where you alight? Taxi stand or?
Wei Jian: Ion... you wait for me inside
Me: Of course is Ion....
Wei Jian: Then you still ask...
Me: ................
Me: -Give up-

So he say he will be reaching at 4.00, so I thought I will drop by Plaza Sing to check on some present and an extra battery for my phone. So at there, I witness an epic event... more like heard of one

Girl: Hey dear~
Man: Yea?
Girl: What do you want to have for dinner?
Man: Hmmm...
Man: Do you want to try something new?
Girl: Sureeeee, as long as it is nice
Man: I know a hotel that sell sausage meat
Girl: What so special?
Man: Well... it is dear/deer sausage meat
Girl: Coool!! I want I want
Man: What did you call me just now?
Girl: Hey Dea....
Girl: ................
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So I walk around that place like a dog, just to find a the M1 shop. Then I know why I cannot find the shop, it has been close down... So I wasted like 10 minutes walking around just to find. So time is almost up, time to go to Ion to wait for Wei Jian... Reached at 4.00 and so I

Wait.

Wait..

Wait...

Wait....

Wait.....

Then I received a call at 4.30... Finally he arrived. But when he greet me, he greet me with a middle finger LOL and he is like...

"I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TO BE LATE!!!!!!!!!!"

So he's hungry and we decide to have an early dinner. He say he got an awesome place to recommend for ramen, so I thought... why not?

But anyway, the place is called Baikohken at Takashimaya Basement. Apparently, from what Wei Jian told me, it is a store that is being cooked by real Japanese Chef. Also, I rarely eat Ramen, so how does Baikohken fares from me?

So for the basic, there are two prices. A regular that cost 13.50 and a half bowl that cost 10.00. The prices starts to increase till like 20 odd dollars. For my serving, I just bought the basic regular, it came with three bamboo and two char siew.

Wei Jian order 19 dollars, came with like 138752934562975 char siew. I'll explain the number later... But food and soup is not that bad, there are alot of other condiments for you to add for your own liking... So while eating

Wei Jian: Next time come here, must try the miso ramen
Wei Jian: LUCKY I NO MONEY AH... IF NOT I TRY
Me: The Miso Ramen how much?
Wei Jian: 22 dollars I think
Me: Your one how much?
Wei Jian: 19 dollars...
Me: BASKET, ONLY THREE DOLLARS DIFFERENT YOU CANNOT PAY AH?

Cause his bowl has alot of ramen... so it's like he keeps giving me char siew... After that...

Wei Jian: Walao... the menu say like 7 char siew, but I ate like over 10 piece sia
Me: Me also ma... menu write 2 to 3 piece...
Me: But somehow I ate like 5 piece sia
Wei Jian: Walao, I give you char siew ma...
Wei Jian: Mine one no one give le
Me: Christmas... got santa
Wei Jian: ..............

Then I'm like...

-Before Eating-
Me: I scare after eating this ramen, I don't dare to eat school de ramen...
Me: Cause I scare this one way too nice than school
-After Eating-
Me: Nabei, if I don't eat school de ramen, it's because I'm scare of ramen now
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So we walked around Taka for awhile before heading back to Ion, to collect a dead body. What dead body?

Long short story: Wei Jian's wallet drop into a pond, spoilt, sent to repair service, beyond hope.

PS: Come to think of it, my summary isn't that half bad.

So we went to Dior... with his receipt... and to collect a wallet dead body

Wei Jian: This is the guy last time that serve me...
Wei Jian: This is the girl that took my wallet last time
Me: .............
Girl: *Took out the wallet*
Girl: You can still choose to use the wallet...
Girl: We have polished the wallet for you...
Girl: Have a nice day!
Wei Jian: *Look at me*
Wei Jian: Have a nice day.....
Wei Jian: How to have a nice day?
Wei Jian: You can still choose to use...
Wei Jian: How to use this wallet?
Wei Jian: Polish for simi lan?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

And so, we walk around Ion for a little more. Went to the bookstore at the top of the shop... Walk to the stationary section

Me: I want to check out some pencil
Wei Jian: I thought your pencil 14 dollars... not enough?
Me: I want find more expensive de
Wei Jian: ............
Me: AISEH!!! Here sell 16 dollars... must be nicer to be use
Wei Jian: ............
Me: I don't know why I like stationary so much
Wei Jian: I stand here, don't move, also stationary
Wei Jian: You like me?
Me: .............

So we start to walk at Ion top level a bit more, then I came across this shop called Paradise Restaurant... where there is a damn long queue outside

Me: Walao, this what shop sia, alot of people
Wei Jian: You know hor, everytime I go geyland
Wei Jian: Don't know why every shop that got the word Paradise
Wei Jian: Will have a lot of people one
Me: .............

Then we did some window shopping and finally went to Coffee Bean to take a break before going home. At there, then I notice something...

I ATE FIVE DAMN CHOCOLATE TODAY!!!!!!!!!

1 - Some random chocolate at home
2 - Chocolate egg tart that burn my tongue
3 - TINY chocolate milkshake from Once Upon a Milk Shake
4 + 5 - PURE DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FROM COFFEE BEAN

Oh man, I totally enjoy my holiday life, though each day I live it sinfully after an heavy meal. I don't recall having any light meal during my holiday. LOL

Then few chats related to Wei Jian's wallet
1#
Me: You like that walk quite satki ma
Wei Jian: Of course... walk around with a Dior bag sioll
Me: Unlike me, hand got nothing
Wei Jian: Just make sure no one know that inside this bag is a spoilt wallet
Us: LOLOLOL

2#
Wei Jian: I think when I go home with this bag
Wei Jian: My mum will definitely say something
Me: At most when she scold you
Me: You just throw away like a boss lor
Wei Jian: Ya hor, spoilt wallet anyway

3#
Wei Jian: I really feel like throw my wallet away
Wei Jian: I want to throw outside Ion
Wei Jian: Then after throw liao
Wei Jian: See all people face...
Wei Jian: Wahahaha
Me: ............

4#
Us: *Leaving Coffee Bean*
Me: Oi, you never take your wallet
Wei Jian: Never take then never take la
Us: LOLOLOLOL

5#
Wei Jian: Walao, my coin pouch dirty sia
Me: Go polish la
Wei Jian: This wallet cannot polish one la
Wei Jian: Maybe got hor
Wei Jian: I go cut spoil my wallet, then I send for repair
Wei Jian: Then maybe they say no hope liao, will help polish then tell me still can use
Wei Jian: _|_
Me: .........

Random Chat
#6 - Hair
Wei Jian: Eh, you kena shock my ligthning ah?
Miss R: Did you have a haircut on a roof or something?
Lester: Dude, did you just survive some ligthning strike?
En En: Woah!!! Super Saiyan!!! You tio lightning ah?
Me: ............
Me: I at home, take plastic file, then I rub, then I put above my hair
Me: Then I go out le
Jessica: You take file and put above your head right?
Me: No, I tio electric shock
Jessica: .........

#7 - Aaron Tan
Wei Jian: Yesterday I watch that Aaron Tan video hor...
Wei Jian: Then I was reading through comment ma
Wei Jian: Then got this comment
Comment: Got this hokkien phrase
Comment: But say in chinese
Comment: Then I got this hokkien phrase for you
Comment: 不懂,不要不懂,要不然变垃圾桶
-Later-
Qing Yan: Randall How! 你懂吗
Randall How: 懂
Us: 不懂,不要不懂,要不然变垃圾桶!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#8 - Chinese Word?
Guy 1: You know how human word in chinese is created?
Guy 2: By drawing shape of stickman... then slowly change
Guy 1: Like that, how about vigina?
Guy 2: Like that you draw a hole lor
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Joke: A Christmas Joke for you all
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension

Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner.
Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.

Can you please help me?

Sincerely, Edna

The postal worker was touched.. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.

By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent off to the woman.

The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.

All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $4 missing.

I think it might have been those idiots at the post office.

Sincerely, Edna

- Melvin - Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho -


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