Saturday, December 10, 2011

- Title: Our last Common Test :

Oh wow, this blog got to be one of the most troublesome entry I have ever type. I had changed so much of the contents here. Infact I was so ready to post this post before the common test week. But then I sort of wait, cause I got post some rather sensitive paragraph, which I am not really sure if I want to post them up. Glad I waited, know the truth a bit more. Now, I'm ready to write what I truely feel... CAUSED I'M A HAPPY MAN TODAY, DAMN. So if you read, and feel somehow different. Try thinking that I wrote it before common test.

I AM HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why? I'll tell ya later.

Yep, I am doing this blog post while I am resting. But I only can write so much within awhile, I guess this will be a very short -cough- entry. Why I cough, when I say short, it always end up as one of the longest entry I have ever written. So yea, this will be the last common test we will be taking, unless we retain of course. BUT TOUCH ALL THE WOOD IN THE WHOLE WORLD, I'M NOT GOING TO RETAIN. HELL NO.

But the problem of studying right now is that, I has not study for over like half a year. So it's like telling me to start doing something I hate after I did not done for a long period of time.

Wait? Melvin, if you hasn't been studying, what have you been doing for the last six months? Incase you really forgot or don't know... I have been doing attachment and doing my Final Year Project. Which totally doesn't require any study at all. Cause for attachment, I will be just going to a company outside to do my work and during Final Year Project, I was just given a project to do and just got to hand up when the deadline come...

But yes, I always stay in the library room to do my project. Why? Good memory, bad ending, I don't want to say. But I rarely stay in the place I should be at, plus studying is not required! But now, it is all back to the old time, where we guys will be studying inside a library room. Yes, study...

For some reason, as much as I don't like to study, I sort of miss this moment where all the guys all study together... There isn't really much to say when it come to study... do you really want me to blog everything on how I study and what I study? Psssh, I'll pass. Even if you want to read, I don't want to type them out... So meh, I'm going to blabber some of my own stuff :D

New stuff that I am trying!

#1
I want to prove to myself if this sentence is real, Minds over Matter. I think that phrase is something like that... or is it Minds over Body? But meh, that's not the point. The week prior to common test, we have the chance to go back home early. So there was this day where I went home in the noon. But by then, I'm abit stressed out from the exam. So I thought I want to try something new, to take a break off exam.

Running in the evening.

Yea, I am always ashame to run when there is sun. Cause I do not want other people to see me running. See how I fail. See how fat I am. But the point is, I got to the point where I am sort of comfortable, to even dare to wear short sleeve outside. Yea, I never dare to wear short sleeve out before.

So anyway, running in the evening. So I thought I want to do something more. Usually the maximum I run around my usual route is exactly 2.4km and I will stop and went home. Of course I am dead tired by then. This time, I ran in the evening...

I hit 2.4km, I'm not tired, I told myself to run even more and so I did. I completed two rounds around my usual lap, which is around 3km. Where I am so ready to stop, but then I tell myself again. I just want to push myself even more. So I went for another round.

THIS IS THE TIME WHERE MY BODY STARTS TO SAY NO. But my mind keep telling myself... just a bit left... I can do it... So eventually... I completed 4.5km without stopping. My personal record, something I never thought I can actually do.

So from that time onwards, whenever I want to stop running or exercise cause I'm tired. I'm basically shooting myself in the feet. Stop because you are tired, is nothing but a weak excuse.

#2
At first I thought this is bullshit. Cause, when you study hard, it means you are study smart + even more. So like year 2, I studied hard. I can literally study the whole chapter notes, including those unimportant part. So you know what...

Study Smart, not study hard.

But then year 3, final common test. Not sure if I have gotten stupid or I have gotten smart when it comes to study. I dare to not study certain part, I only study some part..

Yea yea, say so much, later result come out will know LOL. During year 2, I would spend like two week prior and start to study like a damn dog. But this year, meh, I really got lazy. The week prior to test, I didn't really study. I just merely read through my notes and highlight them. Unlike year 2, where I will write all the main point on a fullscap paper for every single notes of each module.

Then my real study, really starts on Sunday. Cause the next day is the actual test. But the study was actually quite half-assed. Like I just read through notes and notes and even more notes. Without trying to like write down anything. So in the end, I from trying to remember the whole damn paper, became reading like only 1/2 of each paper. Just trying my luck here and there, trying to spot questions.

Then I got lazier as day passes, I studied lesser and lesser. But it's okay, I'm happy. I'll let my result do the talking.

If my result is BAD, when I will do nothing, but to blog in shame LOL. See ya again when the results are out. That will be my 200th entry.

#3
New hairstyle. I always want to change hairstyle, since like few months ago. But my hairstylish that time just shot me down. Cause what I want is basically a short hairstyle, without fringe. But actually I was shot down by three people.

Ica is like saying, short hair is for handsome ang mo only~

Rin is like... your face isn't suitable for short hair

Hairstylish is the more fuck one, your face is too fat for short hair LOL

That time, I believe I was 85kg or so. So as you know, I've been losing quite a lot of weight recently, and is still continuning. So now I am below 80kg, my face is sharper. So I told myself, I'm going to try again. So this time I went to a more expensive shop to have a haircut.

I was planning to go Redz. But they cost like over 50 dollars for a director hairstylist. So I dropped the idea and went to Twister instead. Went for the creative hairstylist cause the director was busy with others. Cost 30 dollars. So at first was a girl that washes my hair.

In my brain, I am like god no please... In case you don't know, I don't like girls to cut my hair, let alone wash my hair. No... I don't care pretty or aunty LOL, I just don't like it. But thankfully she only washes and a rather hot male hairstylist took over.

So I discussed with him the style I want. Same as last time, I told him I was a short hair and preferbly without fringe and so I asked for recommendation. So he then asked if I have any hairstyle that I want to try. So I showed him this picture




































Then he starts to examine my face. Then he describes abit of the hairstyle that will look on me. Then he went ahead and cut it. He told me it will be a big transformation, and asked if I am going to army or I am just want to change hairstyle.

I told him I just want to change, but I am sort of afraid cause of the past negatives comment. So he say, then he will do a backup hairstyle. Yea, WTF worthy. So he stopped and explain to me. He say, if I don't like the new hairstyle, he will give me guideline on what to cut to get back to my old hairstyle.

So as he cut, my heart sank. My fringe, my sideburns(not like I got any LOL) and others just keep dropping. So soon later, I start to see the shape. I'm happy.

Real happy.

So I thought that's all. Then he came over and tell me what to do if my hair starts to get longer. He told me how to style the current hair with good instruction. He also then tell me how to cut my hair to get back my old hairstyle if I don't like it.

So currently, I am quite happy with my new hairstyle, thought it is abit hard to style for now. So I jump from a 8 dollars haircut, to a 12 dollars haircut, to a 20 dollars and now a 30 dollars. Will Redz be the next one?

#4
I actually want to start growing beard. Cause I thought it's cool and real man has beard LOL. Cause you see, not alot of asian has the previlage to be able to grow beard quickly. So sort of like, I am able to do that, so why not? So I was cool and didn't shave for four days. Then I went to do research on how to maintain beard and how to get a proper shape

The first thing I notice is... a basic good shaver cost 250 dollars. So I'm like... damn. Then soon I was told to attend a impromptu celebration, so I got to like look neat.

That the end of my four days beard LOL.

Music!!!

So during these studies period, I literally went to listen almost all the music in my library plus finding random new music to listen. So, I got new favourite songs to listen, I listen back to my favourite new songs.

I'll first show you one of my most replayed song during this study period...



I got to like this song due to random finding of song...



This one sounds weird, cause this is sort of a loud song, which is not really my ideal type of song. But then, I got to like this due to Wei Jian went to toilet with my iPod and I am left with his Mp3, so I went to this song he recommended... Viola, I like it now



I don't know why I like this song so much... Maybe it's due to the Chemistry between those two. They play it... way too well...

I not sure if I have done this before. I always got this fantasy of playing three music at a time. Like, a sequence of similar music. The last time, it was this three

- Concert Paraphase on "Dearly Beloved" <- Introduction Song
- Musique pour la tristesse de Xion <- Main Song
- The Other Promise <- Ending Song

Then another combination is

- Final Fantasy VII Main Theme Piano Collection <- Introduction Song
- Those Who Fight Piano Collection <- Main Song
- Final Fantasy X <- Ending Song

Of course, if you notice, one is Kingdom Hearts Music, whereas the other is Final Fantasy Music. Like I said, three of the same categories. So now I got a new set of three awesome, which I recommend for study as they are slow and sooting to the ear. But of course, most importantly, nice.





Ain't they nice??? Oh wait, don't try to lie. You haven't listen to them and you are reading once you press the play button. Really, trust me, go listen.

Jessie

Oh no... Of course I am still going to say about her. It's funny about her. It you had been reading my old few entries, you will know about her...

Jessie =/= Lecturer Jessie =/= Jessica

They are not the same person. Jessie is Jessie =.=.

So like I said on the last entry, I got no interest, I only find her looks pretty. So rumors has spread of what I have said, and it sort of landed on her ear that I like her. So shit happen, we met up along with our friends, and thats the end.

I never thought I will hear her name ever again. So till one day... Where... WHERE... WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

she asked me to join her for Kbox with one of our friend. I was quite surprise that she asked me to go kbox... She was the one that asked me. AND OF COURSE MY ANSWER IS!!!!!!!!!!!

No~~~

I wasn't interested in Singing... plus I wasn't interested in her. Till... when she scold and blame me for not going. Yep. She scold and blame me for not coming and make me sort of interested in her. I know, it sounds funny.

It's like I drive a truck and bang you, and you love me.

Or

I push you off a building, you survived, you love me.

So yea, I sort of don't know why I got interested in her after she scold me LOL. Who knows, maybe next time when she ask me to go somewhere, I might go...

Places like...

Maybe her house or room

LOLOL-COUGH-LOLOLOL

Despite me saying so much, I doubt I will really go and chase her. I mean, I can if I want la, but I just don't know why I don't really interested in chasing her. Well, who knows... maybe one day she will really ask me out again.

So I'm going to contradict abit and say I just went out with her and her friend the other day.

So yea, you know why I am HAPPY NOW?!?!?

At first I was reluctant to go, caused it's the same exact day that I have to make cut my hair. So it's like, either I cut my hair or I go find the both of them. But in the end, I made up my mind that my hair is far more important than Miss Jessie. So I can promise Li Ling that I will only be able to attend if I have my hair finish early.

And that guy finish cutting at around 6, so I made my way down to Yishun. It was rather an impromptu celebration for Jessie's birthday. So HECK LA, I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING LOL. But I do know I can give her something... Fu... Funny jokes. I can make her laugh.

Where the hell I get this confident? LOL. Glad I did, the first thing happens when I arrived, she laughed. Cause they have already ate, they got to wait for me... zehahaha so I'm like...

Eh, you all waiting for me to eat?

Me: So... you all eat finish, can I eat?
Them: Of course!
Me: I want something light. Real light
Me: How about this noodle?
Li Ling: Walao!!! Even Jessie also knows how to cook that lor!!!
Me: SHI MEH!!!
Jessie: Oi... you both got simi secret?
Me: SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU
Li Ling: That you don't know how to cook
Jessie: What!!! I know how to cook noodle okay!!!
Jessie: Really... that one bo hua... don't eat.
Me: Since Jessie say liao...
Me: -Flip page-
Li Ling: .......
Me: AH I KNOW WHAT TO EAT!!!
Me: -Signal for waiter-
Me: Give me this...
Me: *Point to the food*
Waiter: So you want a luncheon meat noodle?
Me: WHY YOU SAID IT OUT?!?!?!?!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So while I ate I keep complaining how dry the noodle is and both of them is like keep scolding me like I no father and mother like that. LOL, damn jialat. So after I ate everything, time to back fireeeeeee

Me: Eh, look at me wallet... looks like girl right?
Li Ling: WALAO, SO GIRLY LOR
Jessie: Ok ma.. quite nice for man
Me: Nvm, only Jessie say counts
Li Ling: ............
Li Ling: WALAO!!! JESSIE, SEE HOW HE TREAT ME
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Then soon they sort of know I uses two wallets. One for coin one for notes la... then Li Ling...

Li Ling: I still win you... I use three wallet
Me: Walao, USE ONE WALLET CANNOT MEH? NEED USE THREE... buay tahan people like you
Jessie: I thought you use two wallets?
Me: ........
Me: *Whistle*
Them: LOLOLOLOL

So after eating, we are clueless of what to do. This is what happen on a impromptu outing. So Li Ling said she want to watch movie, so I'm like...

Li Ling: I want watch!
Me: You already say you want watch liao... you say 1, we also don't dare say 2 meh?
Me: Correct or not, Jessie?
Jessie: LOLOL *nod nod*
Li Ling: Walao!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So inside the damn cinema... the toilet was damn scary. Cause the toilet was dark, then I took a step in. Then light starts to on from the front to back. Like an horror invitation kind light. Then soon christmas song starts to play... but wtf, the song is like tons of people singing a single song. Like damn scary those kind of toilet. Plus the toilet is damn big and quiet. Top 5 more scariest toilet I have ever enter...

So finally, time to settle all the bill. You know, I don't know why I didn't treat Jessie. Kind of proof that I am not interested in her, so I'm sort of playing a role, making everyone assume that I like her. Interesting, I have never done this before. As in I have done similar stuff before, but never to that a person personally before. Kind of interesting. So in the end she owe me 15 dollars...

So I got an evil idea. Valentine Day, make her treat me, not me treating her. Say nia la, the chance of happening is like 0.001% LOL. Afterall, I don't mind a pretty girl accompany me for Valentine.

But I'm starting to ticked off when my friends were mini skirt or short skirt. I admit, when other people wear, I don't mind, cause free stuff to look. But then, I don't know why when friends' wear them, I don't really like. One good example is Jessie. Cause yesterday the only way down is stairs... she is like I CAN'T GO DOWN, I'M WEARING SKIRT!!! So no choice, I has to stand infront of her, sort to block other peoples' view. Then traffic light... she is like I CANNOT RUN!!!!!

ARGH, why make your life hard? Just wear a short or pant :O...

But anyway, we watch this movie called "Already Famous".

The funny thing is that, I don't know the title of that movie until like few seconds ago when I went to find the title. Cause yesterday I totally has no idea what I'm going to watch or what. So I just went in with no expectation.

The story sucks though, but I did laugh a little because of hokkien. You know, hokkien can easily make anything sounds funny. Overall, if you want to watch a light hearted movie and with a little comedy, then I'll suggest. But if you want to watch purely just to laugh, please only watch if you have a little basic of hokkien.

2 out of 5.

Here come the sad part. So she owe me 15 dollars, which I don't really care. So I thought I will use this chance to get her phone number instead. She has to be the first girl that I opened my mouth and ask for her number. But sersiously, fuck the MRT for coming so quickly.

Got. No. Number.

It's okay, I believe the next time we meet... Jessie.

Random Chat

#1
Ah Kun: Liew Xi, Ni Xin Liew right?
Liew Xi: Of course I Xin Liew...
Ah Kun: Lucky you say you Xin Liew... if not you Xin Gan meh?
Us: LOLOL
Wei Jian: Then like that Miss Gan...?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

#2
Miss R: You know hor... that time I go pang sai
Me: Why you tell me you pang sai
Miss R: WAIT LA!!!
Miss R: Then I pang sai hor
Me: Hmmmm
Miss R: Then I flush water... No water come out le
Me: O_O? YOUR SHIT CLOGGED THE TOILET BOWL?
Miss R: THEN I WAS SCARE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Miss R: Then I take out my iPhone...
Me: Facetime with me?
Miss R: ... You want to see me shiat?
Me: On a second thought... never mind. So what with iPhone?
Miss R: Then I go play Where's the Water...
Miss R: I cleared all the level...
Miss R: Then I go flush the water!!!
Miss R: OMG!!! THE WATER COME OUT!!!
Me: Wtf..........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3
Me: I know you all have lesson... but we Forensic don't have lesson on that day
Me: So if you all want to watch Kaiji, tell me... I will specially go down
Wei Jian: Wah... so nice...
Me: Of course nice la... because of you all
Wei Jian: I'm talking about you have no school
Wei Jian: Thick Skin...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#4
Miss R: Hoi, lai lai, tell me who is the chosen lady~~~
Miss R: If not... at least give me some hints!
Miss R: Cause I'm quite sure it's not me ;D
Me: Erm, are you high or drunk?
Miss R: Noooo, I'm just bored...
Me: So why you think it's not you?
Miss R: I know you too damn well, Melvin.
Miss R: Hints?
Miss R: Like... She study at which school?
Miss R: She plays piano too? That's why you like her...
Miss R: Or she play games?!?! You always like a gamer girlfriend >:D
Me: She...
Miss R: Uh-huh...
Me: She sell seashell on the seashore
Miss R: WTF???
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#5
Qing Yan: This holiday I want to learn some musical instrument
Wei Jian: I thought you want let your daughter next time to learn violin
Wei Jian: So she can play that simi song
Qing Yan: Ya ma... that one is my daughter
Qing Yan: But this holiday I want some ingredient?
Us: Ingredient?
Wei Jian: Like this I give you potato play music lor
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#6
Me: *Show Lester a picture of a girl with a flower*
Lester: That's a weird looking sandwich
Me: Wtf? Sandwich?
Me: Are you high or sohai?
Lester: You see...
Lester: Girl should be in the kitchen
Me: I c wut u deed thar
Lester: GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN BITCH!!!!!!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLL

#7
Me: You heard of Shure Olive?
Mark: What's that?
Me: Well it's a earbud
Mark: You got heard of -insert earbud name-
Me: Hmmmm... never heard before
Me: OHHHH, is it the round round earbud?
Mark: You got see earbud square square before?
Me: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#8
Me: I assume, if you don't pay money, then I got to go to your house and pour paint?
Jessie: PROVIDED YOU KNOW WHERE I STAY!!!
Li Ling: Walao, later he come my house pour paint then cham liao
Li Ling: Nvm, you come pour paint, I give you Jessie number... so don't pour better
Jessie: !?!?!?!
Me: Ok, so I'm on Taxi on the way to Li Ling house... with a pen and paper
Jessie: I'm going to kill you Li Ling...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#9
Me: So I assume you know everyone in this event?
Ron: Of course...
Me: So let me test you...
Me: *Point to a name of Foreign Bodies*
Ron: OHHH!!! SHE IS FROM FOREIGN BODIES ONE RIGHT?
Me: AISEH YOU KNOW SIA!!!
Me: HOW ABOUT THIS GIRL?
Me: *Point to someone in Percussion*
Ron: Ohhhh she is from percussion
Me: OHH YUAN LAI IS LIKE THAT ONE AH...
Me: LIKE THAT I KNOW EVERYONE IN THERE TOO LIAO LOR
Ron: Really? Let me test you
Ron: You know this guy?
Ron: *Points to Director*
Me: ORH THAT DIRECTOR AH?
Me: ME ALWAYS GO DRINK COFFEE WITH HIM ONE
Me: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#10
Me: Oi, let's play a game. We try to use a word to describe everything...
Miss R: Sounds fun!
Me: Potato...
Miss R: ... Potato?
Me: Yea potato.
Me: For example, Miss R is a potato
Miss R: ...............................
-Five minutes later-
Me: *Send a YouTube link to Miss R-
Miss R: What cb, that quality like fuck only
Miss R: That guy use potato to take video?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
-Five minutes later-
Miss R: Oi, you got listen to this song before?
Miss R: -Insert YouTube link-
Me: Wtf, with this kind of quality, I rather you don't show me anything
Me: Fuck, who uses potato to record sounds these days?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
-Soon-
Miss R: Waw, time to sleep liao!!! So fast 3am liao sia!!! Wtf!!!!!
Me: Eh, now only 1.30am la
Miss R: Don't lie le, my iPhone say 3am liao
Miss R: Nvm... other clock say 1.35
Me: Fuck, tell you don't use potato as phone liao
Me: Potato user
Miss R: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Joke

Stuttering Problem

A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???"

The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you."

The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is."

The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"

The doc says,"It's your penis. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."

The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"

The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."

The guy says, "Dddo it!"

The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back one!"

The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"

PS... Good stuff only last awhile
PSS... I AM HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!

- Melvin - I'm Awesome -


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