Tuesday, December 27, 2011

- Title: 2012 is hereeeeee :

Hi! Goodbye 2011!!! Hello 2012!!! Oh man, this is such a cliche starting to like almost everything in 2012. But it's okay... I know you will understand me anyway! But as most of you know as well, 2012 might be the end of the world. But I truely hope so :D. Here's my proper wishing

Happy New Year everyone. I want to start of by thanking everyone that is part of my life in 2011. 2011 was really the turning point of my life in many ways. Despite people I hate, my friend, my ex-friend, my family or my victim. They all has make 2011 an excellent year for me. With that, I thank you. For people that hated each others, I really hope we can drop our grudges, for my ex-friend, I hope we can be friend again, for my friends, I hope we can be better friends than ever before, for my family, I love you and for my victim, I'm sorry. But still, for everyone I mention and everyone else. I wish all of you to have an awesome 2012, a year which is way better than 2011. I wished all of you to be healthy and strong. I wish all of you to stay pretty, handsome and happy for all. All the best for 2012!!!

BUT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!! IT'S A BRAND NEW YEAR!!! Oh for god sake, I'm writing this st 28th of December. Yea, I'm sort of planning for new year already. So like most normal year end or year start post. I will always START OFF with my new year resolution. Yay... START OFF WITH...

New Year Resolution

1 - Plan for my 21st Birthday Celebration
2 - Get a pretty girl for Valentine Day
3 - Graduate from Nanyang Polytechnic
4 - Get slimmer, preferbly 70kg
5 - NEW GADGETS OMGZXZXZX!!!!

At least this year was much more achievable. I mean last year... Cowon with Custom? That's whopping 2.5k already. inb4number2notachievable.

But pssssh, give me a break will ya. Surprising, I have grown a pear ever since last sem. Don't get the joke? Too bad for ya.

So what else can I say about 2012? Or what I can say about 2012? Well... last three months in school. Which only can mean, that this blog will die on the graduation day. Then I will moved on to the other blog. Yea, I opened this blog just for poly stuff. It starts with it, it ends with it.

Erm what else... oh yea Army. Speaking so much last time on napfa, I just got to admit one thing, I'm prepared to go in earlier. But hey, I'm looking forward after army, you know why? I'm getting a custom IEM then. ;D excited much.

What else? Oh yea, Birthday Celebration. I have never done that before, as in I never planned for my own birthday before. Let's hope this get real ;D.

Now speaking of Birthday... can I bring you back to Christmas day? Cause there was one guy birthday on that day.

Christmas Day
For some reason, I woke up but I didn't happy or excited for Christmas. Most probably due to me sleeping a little too late on the day before... sort of making me felt like dying. Thanks god that I have my phone on silent mode as well, there were three phone calls >_______>. Not sure if I will rage if anyone manage to wake me up then.

So prepared and went out with a huge present for Aaden... actually not much to say here, since everyone there was rather senior... no one for me to talk nonsense with. Beside my niece, which went there for absolutely no reason at all LOL.

Me: Erm, so why you are here?
En En: Caused... my parent are here?
Me: Well.. true, but why did you tag along?
En En: Don't know
Me: .................

Nononono... it's not that I don't welcome her or anything. But then, I don't see why you would want to waste your time there or anything. For food perhaps... but the food there was rather... Cold?

I mean, the Pizza came at 11am and the party start at 1pm, the pizza was so cold that I refuse to eat more than two slices, despite being to hungry. And so...

En En: *Eat third slice of pizza*
Me: Erm... nice ma?
En En: OF COURSE NICE LA!!! It's pizza le uncle!!!
Me: OI SIMI UNCLE, CALL ME BLO
En En: I'm your niece~ Uncle...
Me: ...............
Me: Nvm, the point is... don't you felt disgusted eating a cold pizza?
En En: No wor...
En En: Eh eh, later the cake also cold one... don't eat ah
Me: ...............
En En: *Hold cold beverage*
Me: Eh, you don't want drink ah?
Me: Later cold jiu not nice liao
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You know, after all this years. Aaden never fails to make me having a smile on my face. Seeing all his action are all LOL worthy. As in, he already know how to pose infront of camera at the age of three... with one only pose. Then when people try to teach him new pose, he is like

"NOT THIS WAY!!!" - Aaden <- Please try saying this in a cute tone

So soon, it is the present time, where Aaden just dash open all his present... so I'm like at there looking at violent he is.

Me: You buy anything for him?
En En: No...
Me: Then you might as well don't come
En En: Aaden see me jiu happy liao...
En En: Unlike you hor, have to buy present then happy
Me: We just got close recently and you already start scolding...
En En: Not like you never scold me like that
Me: Got meh? Think of one example
En En: Hmmmmmmmmmm...
En En: Erm......
Me: *Sigh*
En En: *Slap*
Me: .........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Of course, I got my unhappy moment there as well. I mean when people say I'm slimming down, of course I am dead happy. But the problem starts after that when they start to use me as example, when I become the center of the topic and when they keep repeating it. I seriously, wish that they can keep quiet...

Went home after that, but due to not enough sleeping. I went to bed like almost instantly. Forgot to change my phone to silent mode... I got woked up at 5.30pm. Then I noticed, hey, I'm late for certain party... LOL. So I picked up the phone and this annoying voice, kind of hard to forget. Jessica's trademark voice.

So Jessica and Lester ask me to eat roti prata with them. So I thought, why not. Went to eat prata with them, they go for their date, and I went home and continue sleeping. YES, I AM THAT SLEEPY THAT DAY. And so because of that, I totally forgot about the other outing >.>

With Kelly and Wenyi
This outing was planned quite long ago, I think around like before the common test even start. As in we already know where we want to go or what. But then, we just cannot find common time.. some busy, some lazy and some other stuff.

It was originally outing with Wenyi, Kelly and Mark. Well it still was until that day itself. So we were set to meet at 3.00 caused I want to sleep a little more in the afternoon.

But the funny thing is that I'm late by 10 minutes, so I reached about at 3.10... but somehow despite being late, I am still the first to reach...

-fuck yea-

So soon, I received a call from Kelly...

Me: Erm... so where are Mark and you?
Kelly: Eh, you reach liao ah?
Me: Soon... but will late
Kelly: What time reaching?
Me: Around 3.10?
Kelly: Like that where got late?
Me: ..... late by 10 minutes? What about you?
Kelly: I scare to tell you LOLOL
Me: Why...? >_> Just say de nevermind
Kelly: Nevermind la
Me: 4pm?
Kelly: Ya.... my house here got tsunami
Me: You know orchard got volcano?
Kelly: Huh?
Me: My volcano erupting soon
Us: LOLOLOL

So I thought Wenyi will reach sooner, so thought of meeting her first. But then she went to meet her friend to pass them some christmas present first. So what did I do? Walk around some of my favourite part of Orchard Central. I still believed that place is damn nice to walk, with someone or alone. I mean when you go to the top of the building, the view is just amazing. Plus there is a stationary store and you know I love stationary...

Not to say, there is also a game shop there for me to browse through games. There were tempting title for me to buy like Dragon Question, Ragnarok and many many more... if not for the cursed wallet I'm saving, I would have bought them all...

Finally, 3.50pm, times fly. I received a call when I'm about to go to toilet to shit. Kelly called, as much as I just want to put the phone down, she deny. Cause is like, Wenyi asked her to call me... I asked her to called Wenyi sort of thing. But still, she doesn't know where the hell is Orchard Central, so after I done with my stuff, met up with Wenyi and went to find Kelly.

So Wenyi and I expect Kelly to be at level 1, caused it is like the most common sense place to be waiting for someone... BUT NO. SHE IS WAITING AT LEVEL 5!!!!! So we need to climb to level five just to find her...

But overall my plan was kind of ruin. I was initally planned to walk from Ion, slowly make way to 313 and have our dinner there at a Japanese Curry House, which I didn't get to eat few months ago. But now, we met at 313, and we got to make our way.

Didn't do much at 313, beside going to M1, Uniqlo and HMV. I mean there are not much to walk there to be honest. Just that I promised Wenyi that I will just bring here there to have her find some Japanese CD. YES, SHE DID FOUND WHAT SHE REALLY WANT. But at the hefty cost of like 69.90... >_>... So soon, goodbye 313... Can't have my curry anymore.

Went to Taka to have some rather normal dinner at a expensive price... due to being expensive, Wenyi is like...

Wenyi: I want eat omelette!!!
Us: *Walk to that store*
Us: *Reached the store*
Me: *Look around for tables and chairs*
Me: Erm... no tables and chairs?
Wenyi: Haha, don't have...
Kelly + Me: *Look at each other*
Kelly + Me: ..............
Wenyi: No need seat de la... true Japanese style is stand and eat
Kelly + Me: ..............
Me: I see inside got seats or not (Food court)
Me: Eh only got like two seats like that
Kelly: Just nice ma, we both seat, have Wenyi stand... since she say she want to eat like a Japanese
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

So in the end we went back to that same old expensive restaurant to eat. After that went Paragon, not sure for what reason. You see, I've been influenced by a lot of people on my shopping pattern. Like I will walk through all the place, before I decided on one shop to buy my stuff... So I'm walking back and forth. Back to Taka for Kelly to buy her wallet, which end up didn't buy anything... SO... we went to Kinokuniya, there are something Kelly wants to buy there... Some piano book. Yes you read it... PIANO BOOK!!!!!!!! This is like telling me to buy assessment book to do like that.

AFTER ALL THOSE, they are hungry, or more like mouth itchy and claimed that they want Ice Cream... so I don't remember having Ice Cream shop around Taka, but I remember Wisma has one, but I don't remember the brand, so we went and take a look.

Haagen Daz...

Expensive ass Ice Cream, so the girls decided not to eat that Ice Cream but rather want a place to sit down to rest. So I bring them to Starbuck which is like just nearby. So we three all ice Ice Blended Chocolate Mocha and I have a cheezecake. ALL OF THEM IS AMAZING!!! at first that is... soon...

Wenyi: I cannot drink anymore...
Me: I thought is only me...
Kelly: Oh my god... how come so much coffee
Me: Walao, first few glup was fantastic...
Me: The cheeze cake also... the first few bite was DAMN NICE
Me: Now like every bite, is causing me to puke inside
Us: *All nod in agreement*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Went to Porter after that... then there is this wallet that caught my eye. But the price is really telling me not to buy... 219 dollars. I mean, of course I can just buy that, but I'm saving for Bottega Veneta wallet, if I buy that Porter wallet, I will have to save from the start again. So it's a hard decision. I decided not to buy first.

AND WHO KNOWS, THE NEXT WHOLE DAY I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THAT DAMN WALLET.

Kk, back to topic, went to Charles and Kieth(Typo???) after that. Kelly finally saw a shoe she wanted to buy

Kelly: Oh my god, I love this shoe
Handsome Salesman: *Walk around*
Kelly: Damn, I must approach that salesman
Kelly: *Walk towards*
Random Saleswomen: *Appears*
Kelly: Can I have this shoe please
Me: Oh... yuan lai that is the handsome salesman
Kelly: I KNOW I DAMN FAIL RIGHT?!?!
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So time to go to the counter

Counter: *Have two shoe boxes(One contained shoe and one empty box*
Ugly Salesman: So which one is your box?
Ugly Salesman: *Open one with shoe*
Ugly Salesman: Is it this one?
Ugly Salesman: *Open empty box*
Ugly Salesman: Or is it this one
Me: Ah ya, this one, the EMPTY box
Kelly: Nononono, don't care about him... is this one
Me: God sake... >_>
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So I'm still rather unhappy the fact that I haven't buy anything today. So our last stop... Final stop... Uniqlo. I told myself, no matter what I will have to buy something there... JUST HAVE TO...

So the two girls went to look at some jacket, then I thought... maybe I should buy a hoodie also. Caused of Cody Rhodes... So I damn ass, I know I cannot wear a M size shirt, yet I die die trying those M size hoodie. In the end, OMG I CAN'T BELIEVED IT, I actually bought a M size jacket... Target Target...

That ends my day... good day ahead.

With Jessica
For the first time, Jessica said she will be the one planning outing with me. With that, I totally cannot reject that at all. Why? To show that she is not a useless women when it comes to planning an outing. Don't worry, I've seen worser LOL. You all should know the outcome by now...

We met a early because the movie was apparently going to start as early as 3.45pm, but I does not know what movie was she going to watch. Hence, apparently, she said it will be a surprise for me on that day. Our meeting time was 2.30pm and Jessica, like usual, did came not late when it comes to meeting me. The first thing she asked me was...

"Are you late because you masturbate before meeting me?" - Jessica

Only some understand that joke though. So I totally had no idea what she had planned for this outing. She told me to just follow her to have a pleasant surprise and so I did.

Jessica + Me: *Walk to Marina Square*
Jessica: Erm... why so quiet today? Don't seems like you today
Me: You didn't tell me to talk...?
Jessica: Don't be those boring fuck...
Me: Who?
Jessica: I've date a lot of guys before, all of them are mute!!!
Jessica: They don't know how to talk!!!
Jessica: Lester, Dave and you are only three normal guys!!!
Me: OH MY GOD, WE ARE NORMAL GUY? THAT'S A FIRST!!!
Jessica: Shouldn't have compliment...
Me: Oh come on... say it again
Jessica: ...........
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL

Then this somehow makes me remember one damn fail random chat by one guy that Jessica is dating.

Guy: I had Chicken Rice for lunch
Jessica: Um...
Jessica: Cool?
Jessica: Um...
Jessica: I had Pasta
Guy: Do you like Pasta a lot?
Jessica: Sure... that's why I ate it
Guy: Nice
Jessica: .........
Guy: .........

That was indeed cringe worthy, the funny thing after that is that Jessica messaged both Lester and I to ask for some help and Lester gave her this reply...

"Erm, okay...?"

Back to topic, so as we walked from City Hall to Marina Square, she noticed that a lot had been change aroung this stretch of shop. So she stopped at the gourmet popcorn store to get some caramel popcorn, which I told her I can't stand the smell and I walked away for a little while.

Me: Oh god, this shop is smelly...
Jessica: More like you are the one!!!
Me: ....... Do I smell like popcorn?
Me: I will wait inside one of those shop over there
Jessica: Okay, I will find you after I buy some delicious popcorn
Me: *Enter men's underwear shop*
Jessica: *Bought finished and found me inside a men's underwear shop*
Jessica: *Stands outside and stared me like she is going to kill me*
Jessica: *Calls me*
Jessica: Come find me when you are done!!!
Me: Come in find me laaaa
Jessica: *Enters women's pantie and bra shop*
Me: *Found her*
Me: .............
Jessica: :P :P :P :P :P
Me: *Enter anyway*
Jessica: O_O
Jessica: Hey.. take this one for me
Jessica: *Hand over me some panties*
Me: .........
Me: Nevermind... I'll wait outside >_>
Jessica: LOLOLOLOLOL

So as we carry on to walk to Marina Square's cinema, she found out one thing... The movie, somehow is not on the screen. Then she is like... don't know what to do... then I'm like, what's happening? Then she starts to act like nothing happened

Me: Why you staring at the screen for so long?
Jessica: Oh no la...
Me: ??? Which show are we watching?
Jessica: Let you guess!
Me: *Randomly say one movie from the screen*
Jessica: Wrong...
Jessica: Actually I got something I want to say
Jessica: I cannot find the movie up on the screen
Me: .............
Jessica: So...........
Jessica: What do you want to watch?

Pretty much sums it up, she let me decide, I decided not to watch anything LOL. We went to play some pool, since it is just right next door. Actually, I planned on playing pool and so I asked her to wear properly. But she did not listen to me about wearing properly. So basically when playing pool with her, I got free show to see, despite me telling her to cover up her shirt or not to play. So basically after that, we are in a total loss of what to do.

So we walked around Marina Square for a little longer before going to Japanese food store at City Link, somehow I missed the food there. Had my Teriyaki Chicken like I did on the first time there, food still fantastic like that time. While she has some weird set lunch along with some Salmon Sashimi. After eating, we then planned of what to do. She totally has no idea, infact I don't as well.

Then she got to pull some memory off my poor brain. She asked me to bring her around this place, like how I did that time when I decided to buy some almond and sunflower seeds for someone. At first I said no, caused it's like asking me to pull some memory out of my brain. Which I agree at the end, I want to see how stupid I am. But of course, that time I was calling Kelly, this time I am not. But then, I need to work with a new flow, caused I don't want her to walk back and forth as she don't really like walking to the same place twice on the same day.

So I thought I start my experience in Raffles place, went to B1 first, since there was this paper bag shop that I visit that time. Then she is like...

Jessica: O_O I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THERE IS THIS SHOP HERE!!!
Me: What happened to you?
Jessica: Actually why don't you just give her those almond and sunflower seeds? Like just those two only?
Me: It's like telling me to give you a cake without a box
Me: It's like giving you cooking oil without bottle
Me: It's like telling you to make me a bowl of noodle, but you put it on my hand instead of a bowl
Me: It's all about going that extra mile to make something presentable
Jessica: Actually, why do have to link everything to food?
Jessica: Plus, I'd glad to give you noodle without bowl and straight to your face next time
Me: .............
Me: I hope you will enjoy your birthday present next year
Jessica: Shit...
Me: Kay, I will give you that next year
Jessica: NONONONONO
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So we walked around there a little more, went to the CD shop next doors... then suddenly...

Jessica: Hey, I bet you bought something from this store right?
Me: Why?
Jessica: Look at that girl over there
Pretty Saleswomen: *Smiles at me*
Me: Do I look like some pervertic old man?
Jessica: Well... she does looks like your type
Me: Damn, you know my taste well
Me: But nah... I'm not those kind of guy...
Us: *Separate at that store*
Me: *Proceed to that Saleswomen*
Me: Hello, may I know if you all carrys "The Dark Knight" Blu Ray?
Pretty Saleswomen: Oh yes we did, please follow me
Me: *Follow her to a corner*
Jessica: *Noticed*
Me: :P :P :P
Jessica: ..........
Jessica: *Came close to us*
Me: Hey miss, Did you start working here recently?
Pretty Saleswomen: Yes, I started here like only few weeks ago
Me: Ah, no wonder. No wonder I didn't see you the other time I came here
Pretty Saleswomen: Were you looking for "The Dark Knight" too? Or you were looking for me?
Me: ..........
Me: How can I be looking for you if I don't even know you?
Me: But ya, I was looking for "The Dark Knight"
Pretty Saleswomen: LOLOLOL, then how did you noticed me today?
Me: A pretty women is rather hard to be missed
Pretty Saleswomen: Erm, here's your Dark Knight *Blushed like fuck*
Jessica: ...........
Pretty Saleswomen: Are you finding any other movie?
Me: Nah, just this will do
Pretty Saleswomen: You like The Dark Knight huh?
Me: Yea, he is awesome
Pretty Saleswomen: I suppose you want to be the Dark Knight?
Me: Not really, I'd be your white knight if I get the chance
Me: I guess I should go after saying that, someone going to kill me...
Me: *Point to Jessica*
Jessica: ........................
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Damn, that whole random chat took like like twenty minutes after a little editing and trying to remember that whole scenario. Then Jessica is like

Jessica: You never been so sweet to me before ah...
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL
Jessica: I think you stand a chance if you asked her for phone ya know
Me: No... I still don't have the balls to ask for phone numbers
Jessica: Come on GOGOGOGO!!!
Me: Nah...
Jessica: By the way, did you actually planned to buy that Blu Ray?
Me: To be honest... no
Jessica: Bias shiat that only look at face!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So after that, we didn't go to the Marina Square, caused we went there earlier. So I just brought her to Suntec City as our final destination... No, I'm not dying there. So nothing really funny as far as I remembered, so at the Carrefour, I still got missing even after coming here the other time. I mean, nothing really has changed... then I'm going to reveal some a secret here

Me: *Shit I forgot how to walk*
Me: Hey, you keep say here is your house right? YOU LEAD THE WAY!!!
Jessica: OKAY!!! Follow the boss!
-After 10 minutes of wondering around-
Me: *Saw a similar section*
Me: God, you don't even know your way in your house...
Me: Girl totally has no sense of direction at all!!!
Jessica: You know where to go meh!?!?!
Me: *Bring hers to the elevator*
Jessica: ...........

So I brought her to the seeds section, bought her some to let her try. Since she was rather curious how they taste being raw and not processed. After all of that, we went to TCC sat down and talk a little before heading home. I thought that was the end... and she is like we ate so much today, we got to run later.

Reached home at 8.30pm, ran at 9.30pm >_>. It's been a while since I actually went running with her. She says that she going to do it base on her style, which is running by time and not distant. As usual, she run for 45 minutes, I thought I almost died after running for the first 20 minutes, and she just continue to pushed me running. Damn, I should run with her again!

That concludes our day...

With Mark, Kelly and Wenyi
Yep again, though the more amazing stuff is that... Li Ling asked me go to her house as Jessie is there and I rejected it. The only idea of this outing is just wallet wallet and more wallet... or late late and more late. So last time we met, Kelly was late for an hour... today was Wenyi and Mark being late for 1 hour. I was later for few minuts, and kelly was early for few minutes and she can say it four hours >_>. So after we know that both of them are not here yet... we both is like

So I thought I will walk around looking at some branded wallet for fun first. Of course, without the intention of buying. Cause my budget currently is like only 300 dollars. There are two wallets that I aimed that are in more of the higher end wallet. Those are Prada Saffaino or Bottega Veneta Nero Intrecciato, both are like wayyyyy above my current budget. So I can only see and dream about those two wallets. So I just walked all around the top level of Ion, into the book store and walk here walk there

Us: *Walk passed a shop with a face outside*
Kelly: OMG!!! That face looks damn scary
Me: Which face?
Me: *Noticed*
Me: Oh my god.. KELLY!!!
Kelly: ...........
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So Wenyi and Mark ain't here yet, so I used the chance to disturb her a little more... Upon reaching the top floor of Ion, there was a restaurant with an aquarium outside and with some fish there

Me: Oh my god... KELLY!!!!!!!!
Kelly: ???
Me: Why are you inside a tank?
Kelly Damn you!!!
Us: *Look at other fish first*
Kelly: Oh man!!! This totally look like you!!!
Me: *Move to the uglier fish*
Me: Then this must be you liao
Kelly: DAMN YOU
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So we finally walked around until we are tired and Kelly is hungry like a ghost. We then decided to pay Xin Wang Cafe a visit and wait for both Mark and Wenyi, nothing much to say here. Finally at around 4.30 both Wenyi(Earlier) and Mark finally reached. Finally, our shopping truely start... or is it MY shopping?

We finally make our way to Porter International, the wallet that I'm dying to buy. Then I noticed something...

"Suddenly, I'm not interested to buy"

Yep, that is what exactly I said. So I walk around the shop and look at some old school wallet. You know, those with two piece of noisy sticky things in the middle? When you open, it was so noisy and you will actually felt like you are back in primary school? So yea...

Me: Oh man, this wallet is old school
Me: Imagine when you eating in a high class restaurant..
Me: The bill finally came and it cost 500 dollars
Me: *Open the wallet with pzzzzzt sound*
Mark: I think it will be better if you talk softer
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So after lost interest with that wallet, I decided to walk a little more to those higher end brand. Like Montblanc and Dunhill, and I'm surprise... the price of those wallet isn't much different from the Porter International, which leads me to this question...

"Porter International or Higher End brand with design I not so like?"

That question make me deviate even further from what I had in mind. So we walked around Taka alittle more and than Paragon and finally, WE ARE HUNGRY. So I thought of going earlier, despite Kelly having dinner not so long ago. Caused, I know there will be a long line there.

After waiting for sometimes, it's finally our turn to have the curry. I will write some mini review for the shop first...

Shop: CURRY HOUSE CoCo ICHIBANYA
Claimed to be one of the best Japan Curry in Japan. Having only eaten Go Go Curry in Singapore, I have to say that both are similar in term of taste. But, CoCo have much more variety for us to choose from.

They got the basic section, to vegetables section and even to omelette section. With each section having more than five variety for you to choose from. After you are done choosing your main meal. You are then allowed to choose the portion you want, lesser, standard, more and even more. After that, you are then able to picked the spices level.

The spices level range from Not Spicy to Extremely Spicy. If you wanna guage how spicy they are...

Wenyi has curry of Level 0, which is more like the standard. She sort of claimed that the curry is just nice. By the way, she is not a common curry/spices eater.

Kelly and Mark has level 1, Kelly knows how to eat spicy food, but for some reason, Kelly just find that curry to be way too spicy for her liking

I, then picked level 3, which is in the center. To be honest, I don't really find it that spicy, or enough spicy if I'm really looking for something spicy. By the way, I love the Ayam Penyet in school and I eat frequently, that should be a good gauge.

In my opinion, the curry was rather nice, thick, sweet and spicy. Like how a Japanese Curry should taste like. But, they should have bigger space for more customer, that place was really not big enough.

Overall: 4/5

Okay, back to the event that had happened in that small shop of CoCo. First thing first, there are one pretty lady and one cute lady over there. The first shit event that happened was the guy customer beside us, accidently spilled his drink all over. Left and without saying sorry. He should be burned or drowned in coke.

So as we are eating... suddenly the cute staff came to served us...

Cute Waitress: *Refilling water for us*
Mark: May I ask...
Us: ?????
Mark: How long is your hair?
Cute Waitress: Huh...?
Cute Waitress: *Blushed*
Cute Waitress: I think until shoulder length...
Mark: Cannot be what, mine is longer than yours, but your bun looks bigger
Us: LOLOLOLOL
Me: Try not to care about him, thanks
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

For your info, Mark hair is like a bun behind.

So after that, we are like...

Wenyi: Eh Mel, your hair how long ah?
Me: Wait ah, I take ruler measure
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Wenyi: Your eyebrown how think?
Kelly: Your hair how heavy?
Me: Eh, why not you ask that guy beside how long is his hair?
Bald Guy: *Eat curry*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yea, you get the idea. It sort of became the topic of the day. Then suddenly I noticed, that girl no longer come back to pour water for us...

Me: Weird, that girl don't come back anymore
Them: Ohhhhh, why? You want her refill right?
Pretty Waitress: Sir?
Me: *Look at her?
Me: Yes? *Smiles*
Pretty Waitress: May I keep your plate?
Me: Oh, yes please. Thank you
Them: ..............
Me: *Continue drink water*
Kelly: Why you keep drink water???
Kelly: You want that girl to refille for you right?
Me: *Take out my bottle*
Me: If can refill this jiu good
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

But too bad, my bottle is full at that time. So I see no purpose of asking her, until disturb her. LOL

So finally, we are done eating. Time for me to look for some clothes and pant for next week Dick's(YES HIS NAME, DON'T ASK) birthday. So this is like the first few time I actually buying shirt for myself and test the fit myself. So after walking for like 10 shops, I decided on this shop, before the other shop close down.

So in that shop I am testing my clothes for over thrity minutes... they are like OMG CAN YOU BE FASTER, DO YOU KNOW WE ARE WAITING?

Them: Can faster or not?
Them: Only makes us wait nia...
Me: Aiseh, don't who here like make me wait for one hour before hor..
Me: OPS, is you three
Them: ..........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So after much trying, I just decided on a shirt and pant. Our final destination, Porter International. Actually I was quite ready to buy one wallet, caused I really want to have a new wallet for the new year... Upon arriving...

Shop: *Closed*
Me: ......... *Throw Vulgarities*

So finally, it's time to go home. End of my lovely day and painful day for them!!!

Some nice songs I want to share...




Random Chat
#1
Part 1
Victor: How's life
Me: Good, do you remember Jocelin?
Victor: Who's that?
Me: That small shorty girl?
Victor: OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Part 2
Me: Eh, you remember Victor?
Jocelin: No... who?
Me: Nevermind... but he remember you
Jocelin: WHO!?!?!?!
Me: Well...
Me: He remember via
Me: A small shorty girl
Me: /Check his house for fire
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#2
Me: *Throw my old pant away*
Mum: Don't waste!!! Give your father wear...
Me: >_________>
-Next day-
Mum: I let your father wear this pant... he said
Dad: This is pant or sarong?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3
Me: I see my friend de status...
Pretty Friend's Status: If I die, I want a WiFi beside my tomb, so people will come visit me
Me: Man... she is pretty
Me: If she put free sex, I think it will work also
Miss R: Erm, she's dead.. in tomb...
Me: OH YA HOR... fuck...
Miss R: Necrophile
Me: >_____________>
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#4
Kelly: Mark says he going ah?
Me: That's what he say la... Action or not I dunno
Us: LOLOLOLOL <- Inside Joke
Kelly: He better come, if not end up see your face only damn bad luck
Me: See my face is a honor okay...
Kelly: You tell him ah?
Me: Like that I go out with other girls liao
Me: Like Jessie, Wei Ting, Pamela, Rebecca
Me: Just a few I can name...
Me: If not can also Koda, Ayumi, Namie, Utada or Boa
Me: Unless really bo bian...
Me: Then Helly, Melly, Holly or Kolly
Kelly: I swear I never kill people before... and you will be the first to die
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#5
Random China Girl: COME LE!!! WE HERE WAITING FOR YOU!! YOU DONT COME!!!
Me: Not I don't want go ah... from here go there VERY FAR LE
Random China Girl: WHAT FAR? YOU FROM HOUGANG COME HERE IS FAR AH?
Random China Girl: I FROM CHINA NOT FAR LA?!?!?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Jokes: Will this happen to me? :D
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle." Stunned, the young man says, "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her," she says.

- Melvin - Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year -


8:30 AM

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

- Title: It's Christmas again!!! :

Merry Christmas everyone. But I don't care, cause I don't celebrate Christmas! But still, there are still people out there who does celebrate christmas. In English, it is said as "Happy Christmas". I also would like to wish Aaden a very Happy Birthday. You know, this entry was actually planned to be posted at the end of the holiday. But it seems I got enough content for this entry, and just nice, I completed writing it on Christmas.

You know, I don't like holiday is because it is usually boring to stay at home. You see, playing games and more games and more games. But this time round, I totally has no mood to play games. Cause it's like, this is a short holiday. So don't expect me to play a short game, I don't like. So I thought I will make this last holiday a little bit more special.

By catching up with most of my friends or relatives. Infact a lot of them. So it start off with Jessie and Li Ling, so if you miss that out, go take a look. Pretty entertaining

So I... actually gained two new reader. Welcome my niece, En En and Dawn. You might see their name appear later. Especially En En LOL. So new people, I will have to intro some common name in my blog again

With Lester
Lester is a Ragnarok buddy, whom was caught by surprise when Lester, Jessica and I live so damn near each other. So we break our online barrier and met in real life. Lester is sort of a more perverted guy, but it's okay, all guys is. It's just how we show them.

It's been way way way way way too long since Lester and I went out and do something together. The last time was rougly more than six months ago, just drinking coffee somewhere. Thought we did bump into each other frequently near our house. But then, if we bump into each other, we probably just point each other middle finger anyway.

So I'm going swimming, so I thought I asked him since we both are usually free. So he is like, just nice, he wants to swim as well. I mean, it is hard to find a good weather for swimming this day...

So we met at the bus stop

Me: *Wear a sleeveless shirt*
Lester: *Came wearing a "I love Vigina" shirt*
Me: .............
Me: You serious blo?
Lester: Priest, what do you mean by that
Me: Sorry, I'm not a holy person, please don't call me priest.
Me: Obviously, you are not holy either, so please do use the word priest
Lester: Fuck, I'm more holy than anymore
Me: YAYAYAYA
Me: YOU MEAN HOLY SHIT HOLY CRAP AND HOLY FUCK?
Me: AND SINCE WHEN HOLY PERSON WEAR A I LOVE VIGINA SHIRT?
Me: If you want to play with me... then...
Me: You can prepare to die
Lester: This is why I love you, dude
Me: FUCK, I AM NOT A FUCKING VIGINA!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yea, we literally shout at bus stop... and damn, we cause alot of other commuter laugh as well. As well as a cute girl there LOL.

Me: So, what with this shirt?
Lester: Erm, seriously, I just randomly picked one and wore.
Lester: I don't even know what I am wearing until you shout at me just now
Me: Oh man... I got so much to say over here.
Me: Let me get this straight, you might randomly wore this shirt
Me: But who in the correct mind will BUY this shirt?
Lester: Oh, I AM PROUD TO BE A MAN!!!
Me: ............
Me: So what about me?
Lester: Your shirt looks like some woman spag
Lester: You called that proud to be a man?
Lester: Go fuck yourself
Man: *Random man wearing sleeveless shirt look at our direction*
Lester: Ops... I'm sorry...
Me: You know there's a distinctive difference between proud to be a man, and BE A MAN
Lester: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So our bus arrives, and what the hell. He just did something I totally has no balls to do. Asking a stranger for a number. I mean I don't dare now, but maybe in the future.

Lester: How is that? Am I a man now?
Me: Well did ya her number?
Lester: No
Me: Then there two types of man
Me: A successor and a failure. You're definitely the latter one
Lester: I would like to see you communicate with a woman later.
Me: -Challenge accepted pose-
Me: Challenge accpted

So I went to talk to the lady that Lester asked the number from.

Me: Erm, miss
Lady: You going to talk to me?
Me: ...........
Me: Erm, Lester, does this count as communication?
Lester: NO!!!!!!!!
Me+Girl: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Well, miss, I'm Howard, how can I addressed you?
Lady: Miss will do just fine...
Me: How about missy?
Lady: I'm not a nurse!!!
Me: Actually, I'm not surprised that you didn't gave him your number. After all his shirt...
Lester: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY SHIRT!!!!!!!!
Lady: Hahahaha, yea, his shirt is scary
Me: Hey miss, are you going to the swimming pool too?
Lady: Oh, no... I'm heading to the gym
Me: But miss, you already look fantastic, why do you still want to go to the gym? Sort of unlike me, I need to lose some weight
Lester: Mother of God... first time I see you complimenting someone
Lady: Well, no harm getting a better body right?
Me: Well I do agree on that.. oh, we have to alight already
Lady: Hey, all the best in losing weight! Maybe we will see each other again
Lester: YES!!! IF WE SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN, I WILL GET YOUR NUMBER
Me: SHE IS TALKING TO ME!!!
Lester: NO U
Me: Ya me
Lester: ........... shit
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I'm getting more natural talking to stranger these days. Got to give props to my guy classmate, Lester and my bro. I really learn a lot from them, especially when talking to women.

Lester: I'm so going to burn this shirt...
Me: Proud to be an ass, I mean a man
Lester: _|_
Lester: Hey, I believe you got a girlfriend already right?
Me: Well no, haven't found one that I will really chase
Lester: Well, what about that girl? What about Jessie? Miss R?
Me: That girl? I never liked her beofre
Me: Jessie? I'm just playing
Me: Miss R? I haven't met her
Me: Well you see, I'm not like you. I just don't have the balls to ask a pretty stranger for phone number.
Lester: Want to try later?
Me: Nah, I'm not accepting this challenge
Pretty girl: *Walk pass looking at me*
Me: *Give a smile back*
Lester: *Notice*
Lester: HEY LADY! THIS GUY HERE WANTS YOUR NUMBER!
Me: Wai... wait.. what?
Pretty girl: I'M ATTACHED!
Me: Lester... WANTS YOUR VIGINA
Lester: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty girl: _|_ But,nice shirt!
Lester: Ok, I'm not buring
Me: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The last two paragraph kinds of show me that speaking to stranger isn't really anything scary at all. But it sort of makes me wonder if Lester's girlfriend really don't mind if Lester talking to female stranger. Oh well, who knows.

So we went to change our shirt and went to the big pool. Before entering... I saw...

Top 10 prettiest girl in Singapore. Short hair... tanned body... nice sports figure and sweet face. So Lester and I are targeting fifty rounds under 1 hour and 30 mins. So we waste no time and focus on our swimming. So after 50 rounds...

Lester: You don't look tired at all
Me: Is that a compliment or what?
Lester: Wtf? Of course it's a compliment
Me: LOL, I thought you might say I don't put in effor in swimming.
Lester: Oh wow, that's a weird sandwich
Me: NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
Lester: Look at that girl's hand, holding that float
Me: ......
Me: I am seeing a lot of sandwich around here there
Me: Especially all the kids learning how to swim
Lester: Well, I like the GIRL(I know why he focus on this word) that hold that sandwich
Lester: Do you like those that hold sandwich?
Me: Of course, who don't like that?
Lester: Wtf, you fucking pedobear. You like those kid taking those float right!?!?!
Me: ...............
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So after swimming, we prepared and left for Hougang Mall to grab our dinner. So he goes to his normal girl's should be in kitchen stuff again

Lester: Hey, ask Jessica out
Me: In before Jessica should stay in kitchen
Lester: LOLOLOLLOL FUCK, REALLY, CALL HER
Me: *Phone Ica*
Me: Yo Jessica, wanna come out of your kitchen and have dinner with us?
Lester: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jessica: HUH? What? I'm not in my kitchen
Me: Oh... you're not in your kitchen?
Lester: SHE'S WHAT!?!?!?!
Me: What with the rage?
Lester: HOW COME SHE IS NOT IN THE KITCHEN!?!?!?!?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jessica: ........ I'll sure kill you next week, when I see you Melvin...
Jessica: Helping my mum with Tang Yuan, can't meet you both
Me: Alright, see ya next week babe
Jessica: Yea, see ya next week~
Me: Well, Jessica isn't coming cause she is doing some Tang Yuan..
Lester: Huh? She's what?
Me: She is making some gluten rice ball
Lester: Nonono... SHE IS MAKING FOOD!?!?!? MIRACLE!!!!!!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL WTF. SHE NOT IN KITCHEN YOU SHOUT, SHE IS MAKING FOOD YOU ALSO SHOUT
Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!?!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So we settle in at a Kopitiam, ate our dinner. Has a guy to guy talk. Yea, I mean, we both may be noisy like fuck sometime. But we do have our guy to guy talk alright. Yea, since it's a guy to guy talk. I can't really write what we say. But then he remind me stuff that I sort of forgot. After that, we soon went home. It was a short but enjoyable outing with him. I hope it won't be another few months till we meet again. And no, don't love me. Thanks.

With Li Ling
So long short story. She is my Final Year Project mate, and also the one that cause Jessie and Melvin thingy. So she said she want to eat buffet this week, so I thought I'll go ahead, I mean it has been awhile since I ate some good foooood. Actaully I was going to suggesting eating at Kuishinbo, which is a Japanese Buffet Restaurant. If you think Sakura is nice, wait till you try Kuishinbo. So anyway, if anyone want to eat Kuishinbo, give me a heads-up. I want to eat there again.

As usual, my mum asked me...

Mum: Eh, where are you going today?
Me: Oh, I'll be accompany my friend to the hospital first
Mum: O_O, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Me: ???
Me: A female...
Mum: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?!?!?
Me: I HASN'T DONE ANYTHING............. I'M JUST ACCOMPANY A FRIEND FOR A MEDICAL CHECK UP
Mum: Oh... have your dinner outside
Me: *Facepalm*

Then today, I thought I have throw away my old thinking. As in, I thought I won't get angry if someone waste my time. But somehow Li Ling sort of proof that I still have that mindset. Cause the original time of meeting at 2.00pm has changed to 2.30pm suddenly. So inside me, I sort of flared up abit

So I went to NUH, having this mindset of that checkup will be fast and quick. BUT NOOOOOOOO. Her checkup starts at around 2.45pm and we left the hospital at around 6pm. So I basically waste my whole afternoon that I can use to do my work, at a hospital waiting for nothing.

Actually I don't really mind, cause I sort of see some of the patient, thinking to myself that I am actually quite fortunate to live normally.

WELL, If you do know me well, you will know that I do prefer nurse over police, teacher or whatever. IF YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT LOLOLOL. So it's like the last time I went to the hospital, I didn't really care about the surrounding, caused I'm so sick; fever if I recall correctly.

So I also take this chance of sort of understand the standard of Singapore hospital's nurse. Since Li Ling say she know two pretty nurse there. So I met Li Ling, and she is late and she straight went to the department where she will be doing her checkup. The first nurse that caught my eye was...

A male? I'm like, are you serious bro? Cause it's like her hairstyle and her attire totally represent a male. So I at first thought she was a male, until I heard his voice... I cringe. A female voice, I thought I heard wrongly, so I try to listen more carefully. I'm affirmative that he has a female voice... so after Li Ling has got her blood sample. I asked her...

Me: Erm, just now inside got two nurse or one nurse and one doctor?
Li Ling: Huh?? Why you talk like so chim?
Me: Inside got one female and one male right?
Li Ling: No... inside got two female nurse
Me: ....... Just now one short hair...?
Li Ling: OH, SHE IS NURSE LAI DE LA
Me: *Facepalm*

So welcome to Singapore hospital. So the more I see, the more I am disappointed. Pssh, I would rather go back to my fantasy nurse world.

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But there was actually one I would say above average looking nurse. Once she open her mouth, my mind is like "Chao ni nai ma". Yep, you should know what country she is from... It's either fantasy and reality has too big difference or I have a too high expectation.

So apparently, during that time NUH has a small christmas celebration where they give gifts to young children. As you know Li Ling is a rather small size girl, despite the fact that she is 20 years old. Then this part get really weird

First Nurse: Merry Christmas!!! I would like you to have this present!!
Li Ling: No thanks... I'm 20 years old
First Nurse: O__________O
Me: ...........
Me: *Notice the first nurse went back and discuss with other colleague*
Second Nurse: Hi! Have this balloon!
Li Ling: Erm... no need
Second Nurse: How about this present???
Li Ling: I'm 20 years old
Second Nurse: Oh... O___O???
Me: lol
Li Ling: Walao!!! I don't like people think I'm a small girl cause of my height
Third Nurse: Merry Christmas, have this present
Li Ling: ...........
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then there was this nurse friend of hers... she is like

Friend Nurse: Hey... you very small size!!! Help me go get present!!!
Random Nutse: You want balloon ah?
Li Ling: Neh... got balloon ma
Friend Nurse: I want present!!!!!
Me: >_>
Me: <_<
Me: ...

So I spent most of my time there playing games instead LOL. I really wish I can use that time to do project argh. So soon, we left for Vivo... cause I wanted to check out some present.

Before I talk about Vivo, I want to talk a little about Jessie LOL. I'll do it in chat form... much easier, per se.

Me: So tomorrow buffet... you try ask ask who want to join
Li Ling: I KNOW YOU WANT JESSIE!!!
Me: I never say anything hor
Li Ling: It's okay... I understand you... I go ask now
Li Ling: You really is GG
Li Ling: Jessie scared to come because of you
Me: Okay ma...

So I don't feel anything. LOL... but then at hospital Jessie and Li Ling Whatsapp each other...

Li Ling: Come le!!!
Jessie: Today me really is cannot make it ler
Li Ling: Walaoooo
Jessie: This Saturday I free
Jessie: I meet you and Melvin on Saturday laaa
Me:












I seriously don't understand her LOL. But anyway, sad or happy, I'm not so sure. But I got no intention to meet her actually, I'm really waiting for Valentine. Fuck, I'm dead if anyone knows her is reading my blog LOL. So we went to Vivo after confirming that Jessie isn't coming, it's been quite sometime since I last visited there. We first went to Asian Kitchen to have our dinner. So the waitress that serve us... was a piony? Or was she China? I thought she was China cause of her accent, but the don't understand chinese... So I thought weird

As I don't feel like eating alot. So I just anyhow order the msot expensive noodle off the menu... Soft Shell Crab noodle with spice. So I manage to finish it and time to shop for present for Aaden for his birthday, which falls on Christmas day. Yea, you got it... Christmas baby.

But I do go off course alot alot alot... Like for example, I went to the game shop, the pet shop, the DVD shop, the Samsung shop, Japanese shop and alot alot alot. Plus Li Ling is complain she is very tiring. LOL I MEAN HELLO, I WASTED LIKE 3 HOURS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR NO REASON LOL. Finally to Toy'r'us... oh man, finding a present for a baby isn't easy at all. So with my budget, I'm only able to get a small gift for him... Oh well.

You know, before we went home. Li Ling want to buy a mineral water, then after purchasing, I automatically open her water bottle. She is like damn surprise that I know what to do. In fact, I'm also surprise why I know how to do LOL. I guess these are those small things that make me special. /Thickskin

With Wei Jian
Before we start anything...

"Celebrate Christmas Eve with you is abit disgusting" - Wei Jian
"Just waste my Christmas Eve with a guy..." - Melvin

How we felt... LOL. This outing isn't really a Christmas Eve Celebration. It's more of Wei Jian collecting some dead body while I just want to check on some price or some present that I'm going to buy.

Our original time of meeting is 3.30... but at 3.00 he SMSed he say he will late...

Wei Jian: Where are you?
Me: At MRT liao le... still early what (3.05pm)
Wei Jian: Hahaha sucker... make sure you can reach by 3.30
Wei Jian: Tell you a secret........ I still at home
Me: .........
Me: You then make sure you can reach by 3.30...
Me: Nevermind... me give you a little more time, by 3.35
-Awhile more-
Wei Jian: I take taxi...
Me: Then where you alight? Taxi stand or?
Wei Jian: Ion... you wait for me inside
Me: Of course is Ion....
Wei Jian: Then you still ask...
Me: ................
Me: -Give up-

So he say he will be reaching at 4.00, so I thought I will drop by Plaza Sing to check on some present and an extra battery for my phone. So at there, I witness an epic event... more like heard of one

Girl: Hey dear~
Man: Yea?
Girl: What do you want to have for dinner?
Man: Hmmm...
Man: Do you want to try something new?
Girl: Sureeeee, as long as it is nice
Man: I know a hotel that sell sausage meat
Girl: What so special?
Man: Well... it is dear/deer sausage meat
Girl: Coool!! I want I want
Man: What did you call me just now?
Girl: Hey Dea....
Girl: ................
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So I walk around that place like a dog, just to find a the M1 shop. Then I know why I cannot find the shop, it has been close down... So I wasted like 10 minutes walking around just to find. So time is almost up, time to go to Ion to wait for Wei Jian... Reached at 4.00 and so I

Wait.

Wait..

Wait...

Wait....

Wait.....

Then I received a call at 4.30... Finally he arrived. But when he greet me, he greet me with a middle finger LOL and he is like...

"I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TO BE LATE!!!!!!!!!!"

So he's hungry and we decide to have an early dinner. He say he got an awesome place to recommend for ramen, so I thought... why not?

But anyway, the place is called Baikohken at Takashimaya Basement. Apparently, from what Wei Jian told me, it is a store that is being cooked by real Japanese Chef. Also, I rarely eat Ramen, so how does Baikohken fares from me?

So for the basic, there are two prices. A regular that cost 13.50 and a half bowl that cost 10.00. The prices starts to increase till like 20 odd dollars. For my serving, I just bought the basic regular, it came with three bamboo and two char siew.

Wei Jian order 19 dollars, came with like 138752934562975 char siew. I'll explain the number later... But food and soup is not that bad, there are alot of other condiments for you to add for your own liking... So while eating

Wei Jian: Next time come here, must try the miso ramen
Wei Jian: LUCKY I NO MONEY AH... IF NOT I TRY
Me: The Miso Ramen how much?
Wei Jian: 22 dollars I think
Me: Your one how much?
Wei Jian: 19 dollars...
Me: BASKET, ONLY THREE DOLLARS DIFFERENT YOU CANNOT PAY AH?

Cause his bowl has alot of ramen... so it's like he keeps giving me char siew... After that...

Wei Jian: Walao... the menu say like 7 char siew, but I ate like over 10 piece sia
Me: Me also ma... menu write 2 to 3 piece...
Me: But somehow I ate like 5 piece sia
Wei Jian: Walao, I give you char siew ma...
Wei Jian: Mine one no one give le
Me: Christmas... got santa
Wei Jian: ..............

Then I'm like...

-Before Eating-
Me: I scare after eating this ramen, I don't dare to eat school de ramen...
Me: Cause I scare this one way too nice than school
-After Eating-
Me: Nabei, if I don't eat school de ramen, it's because I'm scare of ramen now
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So we walked around Taka for awhile before heading back to Ion, to collect a dead body. What dead body?

Long short story: Wei Jian's wallet drop into a pond, spoilt, sent to repair service, beyond hope.

PS: Come to think of it, my summary isn't that half bad.

So we went to Dior... with his receipt... and to collect a wallet dead body

Wei Jian: This is the guy last time that serve me...
Wei Jian: This is the girl that took my wallet last time
Me: .............
Girl: *Took out the wallet*
Girl: You can still choose to use the wallet...
Girl: We have polished the wallet for you...
Girl: Have a nice day!
Wei Jian: *Look at me*
Wei Jian: Have a nice day.....
Wei Jian: How to have a nice day?
Wei Jian: You can still choose to use...
Wei Jian: How to use this wallet?
Wei Jian: Polish for simi lan?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

And so, we walk around Ion for a little more. Went to the bookstore at the top of the shop... Walk to the stationary section

Me: I want to check out some pencil
Wei Jian: I thought your pencil 14 dollars... not enough?
Me: I want find more expensive de
Wei Jian: ............
Me: AISEH!!! Here sell 16 dollars... must be nicer to be use
Wei Jian: ............
Me: I don't know why I like stationary so much
Wei Jian: I stand here, don't move, also stationary
Wei Jian: You like me?
Me: .............

So we start to walk at Ion top level a bit more, then I came across this shop called Paradise Restaurant... where there is a damn long queue outside

Me: Walao, this what shop sia, alot of people
Wei Jian: You know hor, everytime I go geyland
Wei Jian: Don't know why every shop that got the word Paradise
Wei Jian: Will have a lot of people one
Me: .............

Then we did some window shopping and finally went to Coffee Bean to take a break before going home. At there, then I notice something...

I ATE FIVE DAMN CHOCOLATE TODAY!!!!!!!!!

1 - Some random chocolate at home
2 - Chocolate egg tart that burn my tongue
3 - TINY chocolate milkshake from Once Upon a Milk Shake
4 + 5 - PURE DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FROM COFFEE BEAN

Oh man, I totally enjoy my holiday life, though each day I live it sinfully after an heavy meal. I don't recall having any light meal during my holiday. LOL

Then few chats related to Wei Jian's wallet
1#
Me: You like that walk quite satki ma
Wei Jian: Of course... walk around with a Dior bag sioll
Me: Unlike me, hand got nothing
Wei Jian: Just make sure no one know that inside this bag is a spoilt wallet
Us: LOLOLOL

2#
Wei Jian: I think when I go home with this bag
Wei Jian: My mum will definitely say something
Me: At most when she scold you
Me: You just throw away like a boss lor
Wei Jian: Ya hor, spoilt wallet anyway

3#
Wei Jian: I really feel like throw my wallet away
Wei Jian: I want to throw outside Ion
Wei Jian: Then after throw liao
Wei Jian: See all people face...
Wei Jian: Wahahaha
Me: ............

4#
Us: *Leaving Coffee Bean*
Me: Oi, you never take your wallet
Wei Jian: Never take then never take la
Us: LOLOLOLOL

5#
Wei Jian: Walao, my coin pouch dirty sia
Me: Go polish la
Wei Jian: This wallet cannot polish one la
Wei Jian: Maybe got hor
Wei Jian: I go cut spoil my wallet, then I send for repair
Wei Jian: Then maybe they say no hope liao, will help polish then tell me still can use
Wei Jian: _|_
Me: .........

Random Chat
#6 - Hair
Wei Jian: Eh, you kena shock my ligthning ah?
Miss R: Did you have a haircut on a roof or something?
Lester: Dude, did you just survive some ligthning strike?
En En: Woah!!! Super Saiyan!!! You tio lightning ah?
Me: ............
Me: I at home, take plastic file, then I rub, then I put above my hair
Me: Then I go out le
Jessica: You take file and put above your head right?
Me: No, I tio electric shock
Jessica: .........

#7 - Aaron Tan
Wei Jian: Yesterday I watch that Aaron Tan video hor...
Wei Jian: Then I was reading through comment ma
Wei Jian: Then got this comment
Comment: Got this hokkien phrase
Comment: But say in chinese
Comment: Then I got this hokkien phrase for you
Comment: 不懂,不要不懂,要不然变垃圾桶
-Later-
Qing Yan: Randall How! 你懂吗
Randall How: 懂
Us: 不懂,不要不懂,要不然变垃圾桶!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#8 - Chinese Word?
Guy 1: You know how human word in chinese is created?
Guy 2: By drawing shape of stickman... then slowly change
Guy 1: Like that, how about vigina?
Guy 2: Like that you draw a hole lor
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Joke: A Christmas Joke for you all
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension

Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner.
Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.

Can you please help me?

Sincerely, Edna

The postal worker was touched.. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.

By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent off to the woman.

The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.

All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $4 missing.

I think it might have been those idiots at the post office.

Sincerely, Edna

- Melvin - Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho -


8:30 AM

Saturday, December 10, 2011

- Title: Our last Common Test :

Oh wow, this blog got to be one of the most troublesome entry I have ever type. I had changed so much of the contents here. Infact I was so ready to post this post before the common test week. But then I sort of wait, cause I got post some rather sensitive paragraph, which I am not really sure if I want to post them up. Glad I waited, know the truth a bit more. Now, I'm ready to write what I truely feel... CAUSED I'M A HAPPY MAN TODAY, DAMN. So if you read, and feel somehow different. Try thinking that I wrote it before common test.

I AM HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why? I'll tell ya later.

Yep, I am doing this blog post while I am resting. But I only can write so much within awhile, I guess this will be a very short -cough- entry. Why I cough, when I say short, it always end up as one of the longest entry I have ever written. So yea, this will be the last common test we will be taking, unless we retain of course. BUT TOUCH ALL THE WOOD IN THE WHOLE WORLD, I'M NOT GOING TO RETAIN. HELL NO.

But the problem of studying right now is that, I has not study for over like half a year. So it's like telling me to start doing something I hate after I did not done for a long period of time.

Wait? Melvin, if you hasn't been studying, what have you been doing for the last six months? Incase you really forgot or don't know... I have been doing attachment and doing my Final Year Project. Which totally doesn't require any study at all. Cause for attachment, I will be just going to a company outside to do my work and during Final Year Project, I was just given a project to do and just got to hand up when the deadline come...

But yes, I always stay in the library room to do my project. Why? Good memory, bad ending, I don't want to say. But I rarely stay in the place I should be at, plus studying is not required! But now, it is all back to the old time, where we guys will be studying inside a library room. Yes, study...

For some reason, as much as I don't like to study, I sort of miss this moment where all the guys all study together... There isn't really much to say when it come to study... do you really want me to blog everything on how I study and what I study? Psssh, I'll pass. Even if you want to read, I don't want to type them out... So meh, I'm going to blabber some of my own stuff :D

New stuff that I am trying!

#1
I want to prove to myself if this sentence is real, Minds over Matter. I think that phrase is something like that... or is it Minds over Body? But meh, that's not the point. The week prior to common test, we have the chance to go back home early. So there was this day where I went home in the noon. But by then, I'm abit stressed out from the exam. So I thought I want to try something new, to take a break off exam.

Running in the evening.

Yea, I am always ashame to run when there is sun. Cause I do not want other people to see me running. See how I fail. See how fat I am. But the point is, I got to the point where I am sort of comfortable, to even dare to wear short sleeve outside. Yea, I never dare to wear short sleeve out before.

So anyway, running in the evening. So I thought I want to do something more. Usually the maximum I run around my usual route is exactly 2.4km and I will stop and went home. Of course I am dead tired by then. This time, I ran in the evening...

I hit 2.4km, I'm not tired, I told myself to run even more and so I did. I completed two rounds around my usual lap, which is around 3km. Where I am so ready to stop, but then I tell myself again. I just want to push myself even more. So I went for another round.

THIS IS THE TIME WHERE MY BODY STARTS TO SAY NO. But my mind keep telling myself... just a bit left... I can do it... So eventually... I completed 4.5km without stopping. My personal record, something I never thought I can actually do.

So from that time onwards, whenever I want to stop running or exercise cause I'm tired. I'm basically shooting myself in the feet. Stop because you are tired, is nothing but a weak excuse.

#2
At first I thought this is bullshit. Cause, when you study hard, it means you are study smart + even more. So like year 2, I studied hard. I can literally study the whole chapter notes, including those unimportant part. So you know what...

Study Smart, not study hard.

But then year 3, final common test. Not sure if I have gotten stupid or I have gotten smart when it comes to study. I dare to not study certain part, I only study some part..

Yea yea, say so much, later result come out will know LOL. During year 2, I would spend like two week prior and start to study like a damn dog. But this year, meh, I really got lazy. The week prior to test, I didn't really study. I just merely read through my notes and highlight them. Unlike year 2, where I will write all the main point on a fullscap paper for every single notes of each module.

Then my real study, really starts on Sunday. Cause the next day is the actual test. But the study was actually quite half-assed. Like I just read through notes and notes and even more notes. Without trying to like write down anything. So in the end, I from trying to remember the whole damn paper, became reading like only 1/2 of each paper. Just trying my luck here and there, trying to spot questions.

Then I got lazier as day passes, I studied lesser and lesser. But it's okay, I'm happy. I'll let my result do the talking.

If my result is BAD, when I will do nothing, but to blog in shame LOL. See ya again when the results are out. That will be my 200th entry.

#3
New hairstyle. I always want to change hairstyle, since like few months ago. But my hairstylish that time just shot me down. Cause what I want is basically a short hairstyle, without fringe. But actually I was shot down by three people.

Ica is like saying, short hair is for handsome ang mo only~

Rin is like... your face isn't suitable for short hair

Hairstylish is the more fuck one, your face is too fat for short hair LOL

That time, I believe I was 85kg or so. So as you know, I've been losing quite a lot of weight recently, and is still continuning. So now I am below 80kg, my face is sharper. So I told myself, I'm going to try again. So this time I went to a more expensive shop to have a haircut.

I was planning to go Redz. But they cost like over 50 dollars for a director hairstylist. So I dropped the idea and went to Twister instead. Went for the creative hairstylist cause the director was busy with others. Cost 30 dollars. So at first was a girl that washes my hair.

In my brain, I am like god no please... In case you don't know, I don't like girls to cut my hair, let alone wash my hair. No... I don't care pretty or aunty LOL, I just don't like it. But thankfully she only washes and a rather hot male hairstylist took over.

So I discussed with him the style I want. Same as last time, I told him I was a short hair and preferbly without fringe and so I asked for recommendation. So he then asked if I have any hairstyle that I want to try. So I showed him this picture




































Then he starts to examine my face. Then he describes abit of the hairstyle that will look on me. Then he went ahead and cut it. He told me it will be a big transformation, and asked if I am going to army or I am just want to change hairstyle.

I told him I just want to change, but I am sort of afraid cause of the past negatives comment. So he say, then he will do a backup hairstyle. Yea, WTF worthy. So he stopped and explain to me. He say, if I don't like the new hairstyle, he will give me guideline on what to cut to get back to my old hairstyle.

So as he cut, my heart sank. My fringe, my sideburns(not like I got any LOL) and others just keep dropping. So soon later, I start to see the shape. I'm happy.

Real happy.

So I thought that's all. Then he came over and tell me what to do if my hair starts to get longer. He told me how to style the current hair with good instruction. He also then tell me how to cut my hair to get back my old hairstyle if I don't like it.

So currently, I am quite happy with my new hairstyle, thought it is abit hard to style for now. So I jump from a 8 dollars haircut, to a 12 dollars haircut, to a 20 dollars and now a 30 dollars. Will Redz be the next one?

#4
I actually want to start growing beard. Cause I thought it's cool and real man has beard LOL. Cause you see, not alot of asian has the previlage to be able to grow beard quickly. So sort of like, I am able to do that, so why not? So I was cool and didn't shave for four days. Then I went to do research on how to maintain beard and how to get a proper shape

The first thing I notice is... a basic good shaver cost 250 dollars. So I'm like... damn. Then soon I was told to attend a impromptu celebration, so I got to like look neat.

That the end of my four days beard LOL.

Music!!!

So during these studies period, I literally went to listen almost all the music in my library plus finding random new music to listen. So, I got new favourite songs to listen, I listen back to my favourite new songs.

I'll first show you one of my most replayed song during this study period...



I got to like this song due to random finding of song...



This one sounds weird, cause this is sort of a loud song, which is not really my ideal type of song. But then, I got to like this due to Wei Jian went to toilet with my iPod and I am left with his Mp3, so I went to this song he recommended... Viola, I like it now



I don't know why I like this song so much... Maybe it's due to the Chemistry between those two. They play it... way too well...

I not sure if I have done this before. I always got this fantasy of playing three music at a time. Like, a sequence of similar music. The last time, it was this three

- Concert Paraphase on "Dearly Beloved" <- Introduction Song
- Musique pour la tristesse de Xion <- Main Song
- The Other Promise <- Ending Song

Then another combination is

- Final Fantasy VII Main Theme Piano Collection <- Introduction Song
- Those Who Fight Piano Collection <- Main Song
- Final Fantasy X <- Ending Song

Of course, if you notice, one is Kingdom Hearts Music, whereas the other is Final Fantasy Music. Like I said, three of the same categories. So now I got a new set of three awesome, which I recommend for study as they are slow and sooting to the ear. But of course, most importantly, nice.





Ain't they nice??? Oh wait, don't try to lie. You haven't listen to them and you are reading once you press the play button. Really, trust me, go listen.

Jessie

Oh no... Of course I am still going to say about her. It's funny about her. It you had been reading my old few entries, you will know about her...

Jessie =/= Lecturer Jessie =/= Jessica

They are not the same person. Jessie is Jessie =.=.

So like I said on the last entry, I got no interest, I only find her looks pretty. So rumors has spread of what I have said, and it sort of landed on her ear that I like her. So shit happen, we met up along with our friends, and thats the end.

I never thought I will hear her name ever again. So till one day... Where... WHERE... WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

she asked me to join her for Kbox with one of our friend. I was quite surprise that she asked me to go kbox... She was the one that asked me. AND OF COURSE MY ANSWER IS!!!!!!!!!!!

No~~~

I wasn't interested in Singing... plus I wasn't interested in her. Till... when she scold and blame me for not going. Yep. She scold and blame me for not coming and make me sort of interested in her. I know, it sounds funny.

It's like I drive a truck and bang you, and you love me.

Or

I push you off a building, you survived, you love me.

So yea, I sort of don't know why I got interested in her after she scold me LOL. Who knows, maybe next time when she ask me to go somewhere, I might go...

Places like...

Maybe her house or room

LOLOL-COUGH-LOLOLOL

Despite me saying so much, I doubt I will really go and chase her. I mean, I can if I want la, but I just don't know why I don't really interested in chasing her. Well, who knows... maybe one day she will really ask me out again.

So I'm going to contradict abit and say I just went out with her and her friend the other day.

So yea, you know why I am HAPPY NOW?!?!?

At first I was reluctant to go, caused it's the same exact day that I have to make cut my hair. So it's like, either I cut my hair or I go find the both of them. But in the end, I made up my mind that my hair is far more important than Miss Jessie. So I can promise Li Ling that I will only be able to attend if I have my hair finish early.

And that guy finish cutting at around 6, so I made my way down to Yishun. It was rather an impromptu celebration for Jessie's birthday. So HECK LA, I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING LOL. But I do know I can give her something... Fu... Funny jokes. I can make her laugh.

Where the hell I get this confident? LOL. Glad I did, the first thing happens when I arrived, she laughed. Cause they have already ate, they got to wait for me... zehahaha so I'm like...

Eh, you all waiting for me to eat?

Me: So... you all eat finish, can I eat?
Them: Of course!
Me: I want something light. Real light
Me: How about this noodle?
Li Ling: Walao!!! Even Jessie also knows how to cook that lor!!!
Me: SHI MEH!!!
Jessie: Oi... you both got simi secret?
Me: SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU
Li Ling: That you don't know how to cook
Jessie: What!!! I know how to cook noodle okay!!!
Jessie: Really... that one bo hua... don't eat.
Me: Since Jessie say liao...
Me: -Flip page-
Li Ling: .......
Me: AH I KNOW WHAT TO EAT!!!
Me: -Signal for waiter-
Me: Give me this...
Me: *Point to the food*
Waiter: So you want a luncheon meat noodle?
Me: WHY YOU SAID IT OUT?!?!?!?!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So while I ate I keep complaining how dry the noodle is and both of them is like keep scolding me like I no father and mother like that. LOL, damn jialat. So after I ate everything, time to back fireeeeeee

Me: Eh, look at me wallet... looks like girl right?
Li Ling: WALAO, SO GIRLY LOR
Jessie: Ok ma.. quite nice for man
Me: Nvm, only Jessie say counts
Li Ling: ............
Li Ling: WALAO!!! JESSIE, SEE HOW HE TREAT ME
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Then soon they sort of know I uses two wallets. One for coin one for notes la... then Li Ling...

Li Ling: I still win you... I use three wallet
Me: Walao, USE ONE WALLET CANNOT MEH? NEED USE THREE... buay tahan people like you
Jessie: I thought you use two wallets?
Me: ........
Me: *Whistle*
Them: LOLOLOLOL

So after eating, we are clueless of what to do. This is what happen on a impromptu outing. So Li Ling said she want to watch movie, so I'm like...

Li Ling: I want watch!
Me: You already say you want watch liao... you say 1, we also don't dare say 2 meh?
Me: Correct or not, Jessie?
Jessie: LOLOL *nod nod*
Li Ling: Walao!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So inside the damn cinema... the toilet was damn scary. Cause the toilet was dark, then I took a step in. Then light starts to on from the front to back. Like an horror invitation kind light. Then soon christmas song starts to play... but wtf, the song is like tons of people singing a single song. Like damn scary those kind of toilet. Plus the toilet is damn big and quiet. Top 5 more scariest toilet I have ever enter...

So finally, time to settle all the bill. You know, I don't know why I didn't treat Jessie. Kind of proof that I am not interested in her, so I'm sort of playing a role, making everyone assume that I like her. Interesting, I have never done this before. As in I have done similar stuff before, but never to that a person personally before. Kind of interesting. So in the end she owe me 15 dollars...

So I got an evil idea. Valentine Day, make her treat me, not me treating her. Say nia la, the chance of happening is like 0.001% LOL. Afterall, I don't mind a pretty girl accompany me for Valentine.

But I'm starting to ticked off when my friends were mini skirt or short skirt. I admit, when other people wear, I don't mind, cause free stuff to look. But then, I don't know why when friends' wear them, I don't really like. One good example is Jessie. Cause yesterday the only way down is stairs... she is like I CAN'T GO DOWN, I'M WEARING SKIRT!!! So no choice, I has to stand infront of her, sort to block other peoples' view. Then traffic light... she is like I CANNOT RUN!!!!!

ARGH, why make your life hard? Just wear a short or pant :O...

But anyway, we watch this movie called "Already Famous".

The funny thing is that, I don't know the title of that movie until like few seconds ago when I went to find the title. Cause yesterday I totally has no idea what I'm going to watch or what. So I just went in with no expectation.

The story sucks though, but I did laugh a little because of hokkien. You know, hokkien can easily make anything sounds funny. Overall, if you want to watch a light hearted movie and with a little comedy, then I'll suggest. But if you want to watch purely just to laugh, please only watch if you have a little basic of hokkien.

2 out of 5.

Here come the sad part. So she owe me 15 dollars, which I don't really care. So I thought I will use this chance to get her phone number instead. She has to be the first girl that I opened my mouth and ask for her number. But sersiously, fuck the MRT for coming so quickly.

Got. No. Number.

It's okay, I believe the next time we meet... Jessie.

Random Chat

#1
Ah Kun: Liew Xi, Ni Xin Liew right?
Liew Xi: Of course I Xin Liew...
Ah Kun: Lucky you say you Xin Liew... if not you Xin Gan meh?
Us: LOLOL
Wei Jian: Then like that Miss Gan...?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

#2
Miss R: You know hor... that time I go pang sai
Me: Why you tell me you pang sai
Miss R: WAIT LA!!!
Miss R: Then I pang sai hor
Me: Hmmmm
Miss R: Then I flush water... No water come out le
Me: O_O? YOUR SHIT CLOGGED THE TOILET BOWL?
Miss R: THEN I WAS SCARE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Miss R: Then I take out my iPhone...
Me: Facetime with me?
Miss R: ... You want to see me shiat?
Me: On a second thought... never mind. So what with iPhone?
Miss R: Then I go play Where's the Water...
Miss R: I cleared all the level...
Miss R: Then I go flush the water!!!
Miss R: OMG!!! THE WATER COME OUT!!!
Me: Wtf..........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3
Me: I know you all have lesson... but we Forensic don't have lesson on that day
Me: So if you all want to watch Kaiji, tell me... I will specially go down
Wei Jian: Wah... so nice...
Me: Of course nice la... because of you all
Wei Jian: I'm talking about you have no school
Wei Jian: Thick Skin...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#4
Miss R: Hoi, lai lai, tell me who is the chosen lady~~~
Miss R: If not... at least give me some hints!
Miss R: Cause I'm quite sure it's not me ;D
Me: Erm, are you high or drunk?
Miss R: Noooo, I'm just bored...
Me: So why you think it's not you?
Miss R: I know you too damn well, Melvin.
Miss R: Hints?
Miss R: Like... She study at which school?
Miss R: She plays piano too? That's why you like her...
Miss R: Or she play games?!?! You always like a gamer girlfriend >:D
Me: She...
Miss R: Uh-huh...
Me: She sell seashell on the seashore
Miss R: WTF???
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#5
Qing Yan: This holiday I want to learn some musical instrument
Wei Jian: I thought you want let your daughter next time to learn violin
Wei Jian: So she can play that simi song
Qing Yan: Ya ma... that one is my daughter
Qing Yan: But this holiday I want some ingredient?
Us: Ingredient?
Wei Jian: Like this I give you potato play music lor
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#6
Me: *Show Lester a picture of a girl with a flower*
Lester: That's a weird looking sandwich
Me: Wtf? Sandwich?
Me: Are you high or sohai?
Lester: You see...
Lester: Girl should be in the kitchen
Me: I c wut u deed thar
Lester: GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN BITCH!!!!!!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLL

#7
Me: You heard of Shure Olive?
Mark: What's that?
Me: Well it's a earbud
Mark: You got heard of -insert earbud name-
Me: Hmmmm... never heard before
Me: OHHHH, is it the round round earbud?
Mark: You got see earbud square square before?
Me: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#8
Me: I assume, if you don't pay money, then I got to go to your house and pour paint?
Jessie: PROVIDED YOU KNOW WHERE I STAY!!!
Li Ling: Walao, later he come my house pour paint then cham liao
Li Ling: Nvm, you come pour paint, I give you Jessie number... so don't pour better
Jessie: !?!?!?!
Me: Ok, so I'm on Taxi on the way to Li Ling house... with a pen and paper
Jessie: I'm going to kill you Li Ling...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#9
Me: So I assume you know everyone in this event?
Ron: Of course...
Me: So let me test you...
Me: *Point to a name of Foreign Bodies*
Ron: OHHH!!! SHE IS FROM FOREIGN BODIES ONE RIGHT?
Me: AISEH YOU KNOW SIA!!!
Me: HOW ABOUT THIS GIRL?
Me: *Point to someone in Percussion*
Ron: Ohhhh she is from percussion
Me: OHH YUAN LAI IS LIKE THAT ONE AH...
Me: LIKE THAT I KNOW EVERYONE IN THERE TOO LIAO LOR
Ron: Really? Let me test you
Ron: You know this guy?
Ron: *Points to Director*
Me: ORH THAT DIRECTOR AH?
Me: ME ALWAYS GO DRINK COFFEE WITH HIM ONE
Me: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#10
Me: Oi, let's play a game. We try to use a word to describe everything...
Miss R: Sounds fun!
Me: Potato...
Miss R: ... Potato?
Me: Yea potato.
Me: For example, Miss R is a potato
Miss R: ...............................
-Five minutes later-
Me: *Send a YouTube link to Miss R-
Miss R: What cb, that quality like fuck only
Miss R: That guy use potato to take video?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
-Five minutes later-
Miss R: Oi, you got listen to this song before?
Miss R: -Insert YouTube link-
Me: Wtf, with this kind of quality, I rather you don't show me anything
Me: Fuck, who uses potato to record sounds these days?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
-Soon-
Miss R: Waw, time to sleep liao!!! So fast 3am liao sia!!! Wtf!!!!!
Me: Eh, now only 1.30am la
Miss R: Don't lie le, my iPhone say 3am liao
Miss R: Nvm... other clock say 1.35
Me: Fuck, tell you don't use potato as phone liao
Me: Potato user
Miss R: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Joke

Stuttering Problem

A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???"

The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you."

The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is."

The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"

The doc says,"It's your penis. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."

The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"

The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."

The guy says, "Dddo it!"

The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back one!"

The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"

PS... Good stuff only last awhile
PSS... I AM HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!

- Melvin - I'm Awesome -


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