Friday, January 20, 2012

- Title: I believed I had never been so tired before :

Clearly, listening to over 15 versions of Canon while starting this blog entry, is one of the best feeling ever. It isn't any normal Canon, it's the Canon from my idol improvisation, Kylelandry. Sooting songs while I am blogging, one of the best feeling. But first... warning...

BORING POST ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More like rant entry ;D.

To Start Off...

Happy Chinese New Year to all my reader and everyone!!! May you get ALL the Ang Pao and eat ALL the good food!!! This must be the first year that I don't really have a mood for Chinese New Year, even got Ang Pao, I don't really look forward to it LOO

So last few weeks has been fun and tiring at the same time. With both highs and lows. With both Happy and Sad emotions. As much as I don't want to say the boring stuff, but the culprits of us being restless are just school, school and school. Bear with me...

School
-First Day-
So the first day of school, I wasn't sure if I even wants to go to school. You see, I've clearly have changed. In the past, this thought has never once flash in my mind. I just want perfert attendance. But this is the first time that I am actually thinking of not going. But after much consideration, I still went to school.

Enter the school after a damn long break. For some reason, it felt like everyone are looking at me. Must be my new hairstyle(I might talk about this later) and my physique(which I might talk again later on). You see, usually when I go into the class, most people are like acting quite normal. As in...

*See which asshole open the damn door to allow noice inside*
*Look back to their friend or stuff*

Normal procedure, even I do that also. But in addition, I will scold people in my heart as well LOL. But this time, it was rather different.

Me: *le me enter the door*
*Noice all went into the room*
Me: *Look around to see my old friends*
*After awhile*
Me: *Still noticed a few group looking at me*
Me: >________>

It surely has a weird feeling, maybe it was too good to see a fresh Melvin. Muahahaha /thicksin. That was quite basically the first day of fun. Then it was then I know that next day, we has some formal presentation, where I went to buy some new foaml shirt that suits me.

-Second Day-
Today was presentation day. But that is not the main stuff I have to do in school today, wasn't presentation. I want to pass a birthday gift to a certain individual. It was going to be hard, we hasn't chat for months and we didn't end that friendship in a particular good way the other time. So I thought this will be awkward. I could easily ask other people to pass it to her. But what is the point of it? Either you don't buy, or you pass the gift yourself. Of course I chose the latter option.

But first, let's talk presentation. I think it is rather clear, I can only present on slides that I have done it myself. Why do I think it this way? On that day, I was given an impromptu slides to present. I only have like 3 minutes to read through my slides. When presenting, I even have problem to read from slides. I can even stutter when all the speech are on the slides LOL. But when the time comes for the slides I present, I did it quite smoothly.

Now, let's talk about gift. I was actually at quite a predicament on how to give the present. I was thinking overnight... my original plan was...

First, show her the thumbdrive.
Second, emphasis to her about the star on thumbdrive
Third, told her it's a necklace
Fourth, close her eye
Fifth, put the necklace on for her
Sixth, open her eye and realize it's a fake
Seventh, then passed her the real gift

But what actually happened was

First, show her thumbdrive
Second, emphasis on the star
Third, passed and put on her hand
Fourth, she is confused
Fifth, just passed her the real gift

Well, I didn't go with the original plan, is because some of her friend are there and I do not want any unneccessary attraction. But the main reason is, we are not as close as the last time. I need to know my place and the limit. That's why I skipped alot of steps. But it was fun to wait for her at the same place like I didn't few months ago.

Well, one down, few more to go... come to think of it, it's quite sad actually. But at the same time satisfying.

-Third Day-
Short day to begin with, but we have to do Sensory for our product later on. Was damn hype, as this is the first time I am going to do Sensory at school. I am very excited for some reason.

But it is quite clearly shown that the whole day, I am already quite restless. The first lesson, I got to sleep through, caused I was that tired and knowing the fact I need energy for sensory later on... then I have to sleep through the lecture later on, cause the first lesson sleeping time wasn't quite as enough. Plus the sensory was at a rather odd time, so Wei Jian and I has to leave the class early, where Richard stopped us. But most of you know, not to mess with a just woken Melvin. When Richard was sort of questioning us, I totally don't have the mood to answer or even care about him. I just left.

During sensory, do cooking, do preparation for massive crowd and all the neccessary stuff. Wei Jian and I was the one that done the sign board.

FREE SHRIMP SAUCE
THIS WAY ------->

Yep, that simple. LOLOL. We always aim for the short and simple way... Actually I got the picture, I will upload it here if I rememeber it, but don't count on it though.

Then Wei Jian and I went to attract other people with our charm. But as you know, during Wednesday, where most school end early. Those early went home and those stay went to CCA. So bascially it is quite hard to find people at that timing.

But gladly, I found Pamela. I told her to come to eat the food that we have, I will personally cooked for her. LOLOLOL, but too bad, our sensory before she can come. WHICH IS GOOD!!! I don't wannt cook LOL. I should stop making empty promise or something. Then I also met En En, but damn, she is rushing for extra lesson >_>. Then we can hardly find anyone else to help out. But we manage to find a teacher to help

Miss Irene: *Do Sensory*
Us: Aiseh, she really come and help
-After Sensory-
Kun: This one must be Miss Irene, so many complain
Qing Yan: On the survey... age written is 20+
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

But thanks to all that came to help us ;D.

-Fourth Day-
Nop, our hard work don't stop here. Thursday starts off with a freaking physical Education. I know it might not mean anything. But then we have to wake up early just for sports is one of the most stupid stuff to do. But still I went instead, and I hope it will be worth it. Worth it as in intense training that is enough to make me perspire.

But sadly, it isn't. We just run few rounds, did like 20 incline pull ups and jump 5 standing board jump. For the time span of two hours. How amazing is that. For lazy people, yes, good for you, it is slacking. But for me, it is a utter waste of time. Then while standing board jump, teacher was sort of finding our faults on people technique to jump.. then there was this guy...

Sir: Your turn
Fat boy: Yes...
Sir: *Turn over*
Sir: Haven't see him jump I know the problem...
Fat boy: *Jump*
Fat boy: I cannot...
Sir: Too fat
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Wei Jian opt for the Napfa test and failed at his 2.4km run by four seconds. Yep, just four seconds... then we keep adding salts to it LOL. Like for example

"YOU CAN WALK FASTER OR NOT, I WANT TO REACH THERE FOUR SECONDS EARLIER!!!"

Yep... and that day I thought we will have presentation, but we did not. And somehow my group leader did not tell me anything. I was damn furious that day. I might post a rant there later. Which then make us(my group) to have the presentation on the next day instead. Which make me wore a jean instead of a short pant. Totally fuck them.

-Fifth Day-
Seriously, I was on the verge of dying... Then with two presentation on the same day isn't going to help at all. Bascially, the day before I only has like less than five hours of sleep, hence my uber black face. But thankfully, my presentation went quite smoothly on the first one and kind of prepared for that slides that I know there will be questions. But I went the smart/lazy way. Avoiding the question style.

But that wasn't the end, I then had to present at the other class for my Food Business, which can be done on the day before. Plus, the teacher isn't really helping at all, for late for around 30 minutes. The worse part is, when I present, stop asking me to move here move there, bitch. You are already standing at the wrong position, stop asking me to move to the right position.

I would post more, but then I was quite dead on that day, didn't really care about alot of things that day. But phew, I thought all the nightmare was over... but nop, there were more on the next week...

-Sixth Day-
Interview interview interview... something that I had never done before formally. I had done some small interview at other small company, but those wasn't really formal. So long story short, I think I am over confident that I kind of made hiccups during the interview... like...

Elyn: Which job are you applying for?
Me: Oh, I would like to apply for Quality Check Manager
Me: .......
Me: Erm... I mean officer......
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

After my interview... I went back to seat and next is Liew Xi

Liew Xi: *Enter room and prepare for interview*
Janice: Is it hard to find your way here?
Wei Jian: Open the door very hard meh?
Me: ???
Wei Jian: No ma... from outside open door come in for interview very hard meh?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

HOOOO, busy busy busy. The end? Not really...

-Seventh Day-
Hehe... another presentation. This was quite simple, a read from slides presentation. But it was rather pack full of funny stuff...

So we were waiting for the set up

Ah Kun: Miss Tay at where?
Ah Kun: Miss Tay go squeeze milk ah?
Wei Jian: SHE AT THE CORNER NIA SIA
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then it was Randall How's group presentation time... like you all know or don't know. He like to use a Wireless Mouse, where the USB dongle is always attached to his laptop. So Ah Kun took his mouse when he was going to present...

Randall How: *Done preparation on everything*
Slides: *Anyhow jump*
Randall How: *Put back to default slide*
Slides: *Jump again*
Randall How: Why my slides keep moving ah?
Guys: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Randall How's Group: *Notice all the guys laughing*
Randall How's Group: YOU ALL DO WHAT AH?
Slides: *Keep changing*
Ah Kun: This is the disadvantage of Wireless Mouse...
Us: LOLOLOLOL

Then of course the fake touch screen. Tiring day, but at least it is quite filled with laughter.. So how? Tired enough? Meh... One last day of torture...

-Last Day-
I hope this is really the last day... caused... IT ALL START WITH A SOME PHYSICAL EDUCATION WHERE WE GOT TO RUN AND DO SHIT EXERCISE IN THE MORNING. ALREADY TIRED, THIS SUCK MORE ENERGY OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!! Kk, I'm going to bad mouth someone caused I'm bored.

There was this individual in Piano Club, who I thought is pretty scary cause of his sheer size. But man, he is such a joke. It was no coincidence when he took the same Physical Education class with me. So for most of the lesson, I was rather looking at all his action, of how he is doing. But it was sort of a joke, that I am sort of ashamed by him.

I ain't going to be scare about someone who can't even do five push up. I ain't going to be scare about someone who can't even run two rounds around the stadium without stopping. I ain't scare of people who know that they can't do stuff, yet don't do something about it. Sorry, the time where I am afraid of you is clearly over. This isn't 2011 anymore, Ong Bin Teng.

-Conclusion-
I believed, this got to be the two more tiring week I ever had in my whole Poly Life... or School Life =/. But after each and every stuff I do. I totally can feel the sense of satisfaction.

-Pissed-
You know, there hasn't actually been a time that I was so furious in my Poly life, until quite recently... You see I was in this group of project, where they first asked me to joined them. Indeed, I joined them, since they asked. So we split the work nicely and I was actually thrown with the biggest part of the damn project. Four member, I was already thrown with a 50% weightage of the whole project. I did not complain and I did my work...

At first I did at slides, caused after all we need to do slides. But then soon I received info from someone from the same team, that I need to do on document instead. So I transfer everything from slides and put into document and I actually quite completed it. But then no one actually asked from me. So I didn't send to anyone.

Then soon I received another task, which is to create logo and packaging. So I did and I already passed to them, then the leader keep rushed me to complete it, when I already has. She also demand me to scan it through the scanner, when I don't have one. So bitch please.

So as the deadline approach, I received a call from the leader. Told me that she want it in slides... and she demand to want it in a few hours. So I quickly transfer all the info from my document into slides and sent to her.

So after few days no reply, I assume that she already has use my part. But no. Then I received another email which have two document... one powerpoint and one microsoft word. So something isn't right. I open up my powerpoint, and my slides isn't there and she told me to put it in myself. Why the fuck she don't just send me the slides the other day? But the other thing was more fucked up. I received a document with the work that I was supposed to do had already been done. Then I thought that is all, until I received another instruction, to put in the mission information when those are not even my job at all.

Then there are still so much problems then I just totally say it in point form incase some of you are lazy to read.

- Throw a big part of work to me
- Asked me to do slides then document then back to slides
- Asked me to do more work
- Asked me to complete my stuff when I don't have all the details I need
- Last min information
- Waste my time asking me to do my part when other has already done
- Never use my information
- Never update me on presentation information
- Never asked me to go for meeting <- Thank you by the way. I don't have to see all of you.
- Group of assholes

I was so damn furious that I was quite ready to do something that I don't mind sacrificing my results. You know, there was so much more I could have said. I just don't want to waste my time and I just want to vent my anger.

Hairstyle
So few months back or entries back. I told all of you that I actually has changed hairstyle. From those Ah Beng to more of the smart look hairstyle. So how has it fair?

Of course, at first people got say it don't looks nice, cause they wasn't use to my look hairstyle... but after awhile.

I'm surprised that a few people actually said quite nice... even there were a few shocking individual that say quite nice... the most notable one was...

Wei Ting.

Yep... I was at piano lesson the other day. She stepped out of her room, we exchanged stare for awhile. Then of course

Me: Happy New Year
Wei Ting: Happy New Year...
Wei Ting: Nice hairstyle by the way!
Me: Thanks!

I suddenly felt damn happy after she said that, surely I don't expect her to say that. But... she did. I'm staying with this hairstyle for now LOL...

I wished.

All thanks to a certain hairstylist the other day... I told him I want the same exact hairstyle with a little bit of twist. I emphasis on...

Me: I just want trim a little, like perhaps 2mm on the sides
Oscar: Okay
Oscar: *Take Shaver and shave my sideburn*
Me: Wah Chee Bye
Oscar: ???
Me: You don't understand the meaning of 2mm is it?
Oscar: ..........

Then I made some noise, after that the director then came over. I told him the problem and how it ruin my hairstyle. But then the director told me that he will cut for free the next day I come back to the saloon. For now, he told Oscar to cut it neatly for me...

At least after hearing that, I am more relieved... My poor hair. Damn.

Random Chat
#1 - Father Mother Die
Me: That girl not bad siol
Girl: *:(((((((((((((((((((((*
Wei Jian: ...........
Wei Jian: Her face.... machiam like father and mother die like that
Wei Jian: So sad, might as well don't come school
-After awhile-
Me: That girl like not bad also
Girl: *:(((((((((((((((((((((*
Me: ........
Me: Nevermind... father mother die
Wei Jian: I don't like what you are saying ah..
Wei Jian: Why say other people father mother die
Me: ...............

#2 - At Dick's Birthday
Everyone: Everyone like say sia!!! All no change... like last time
Me: Yalor... everyone no change
Everyone: YOU CHANGED MOST HOR!!! ESPECIALLY YOUR SIZE!!!
Me: -Whistle-
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#3 - Guys guys guys...
Miss R: OI!!! LONG TIME NO CHAT LE HOR!!!
Me: Automessage: Busy playing games
Miss R: OFF YOUR GAME!!!
Miss R: HI
Miss R: HI
Miss R: HI
Miss R: HEY
Miss R: HELLO
Miss R: OFF YOUR GAME!!!!!!!!!!
Miss R: I GOT AWESOME NEWS!!!
Me: Automessage: Busy playing games
Miss R: I GOT PORN!!!!!!!!
Me: WHERE!?!? SEND ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss R: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jokes: Contain dirty male organ
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman..........................
(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth......
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft............................
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.....
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening....
(Applause! Applause!)

- Melvin - Few more weeks -


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