Tuesday, January 31, 2012

- Title: NS Checkup :

I think someone will be killing me around here for this rather late wish. But the fact is that I did wished her on her damn birthday >:O. But still, Happy Birthday Miss R, -insert any compliment to make you happy-, and hope to meet up with you soon. YEA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL? INSERT ANY COMPLIMENT? I'LL INSERT MY DICTIONARY INSTEAD.

-cough-

Before I get any further, I want to share one song which I have been listening all day long, even right now.



This song was much like Abracadabra, which is also from Brown Eyed Girls, I thought it was quite bad at first, which I just listen and close. But for some reason, I went back to them after awhile. After that, I love that song.

I never actually follow any KPOP singers or group, unlike JPOP, where I will usually just follow Ayumi. But I think, Brown Eyed Girls, will be the first KPOP group that I will actually follow. Reasons? I think Ga-In is damn pretty, but Narsha is even prettier. Yea, weird taste huh? But I really think Narsha is very very very pretty.

Not really, I really want to follow them, is caused their three singles, all have been at the top few in my iTunes playtime list.

1. Abracadabra
2. Sign
3. Sixth Sense

I still think their songs are really good ;D. Next entry, I might post few more discovery of KPOP songs that I felt nice. Of course one Ayumi song which I think is my new favourite from here... if I remember to post, that is.

-Cough-

Chinese New Year
I thought I will write a little about Chinese New Year before I move on to the NS checkup. This year, got to be, one of the, most boring, Chinese New Year. EVER. But it's okay... One of the main reason why I like Chinese New Year this year, is because I get to see my grandparent. I don't know why... I fear I might not get to see them anymore soon...

I have been neglecting them as time goes by. When I am young, I tend to go to grandparent house like perhaps twice a months, as I grow older, I go there lesser and lesser. Until like now, I only went there on Chinese New Year. But then I realise, I need to visit them more often.

During that Chinese New Year, when I visit my grandparent... they called me..

"WEIDE AH!!!"

I felt damn emotional. Just like the old time, when they see me or my sibling, my grandparent have one of the sweetest smiles ever. Then when I was going to leave that place(it was a HDB btw), when I go down, my grandparent stay at their unit and see us walk away until we couldn't be seen anymore.. I'm lucky to still have them, I should visit them more often. I promise.

Woah, that was a tough paragraph to write, I even get emotional while typing those few paragraphs.

There was one reunion breakfast that our family always have for years. It is Dim Sum at a restaurant at Toa Payoh... last few times, I always thought the food was FANTASTIC!!! Last year, I thought it was quite normal. This year, I thought the food was rather horrendous!!! Not sure if my course have make me seeking higher quality food or is it Gordon Ramsay's show that make me a sucker for good food...

Can I not enjoy foods like last time anymore...?

But anyway, on Chinese New Year, typical meet up with other relatives and cousins. Then En En was damn noisy this Chinese New Year. Some of you might know that I usually only gamble on Chinese New Year, unless special occasion. This Chinese New Year was no difference...

-Enter house-
En En: OI!!! COME HELP ME!!!
Me: ???
Me: If my mother was asking for help and if you are asking for help at the same time
Me: Who will I sa...
En En: COME HELP NOW!!!
Me:
Cousins: Pity you... come in jiu tio bark
En En: OI!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK I BITCH IS IT?
Me: No la... who dare say you is bitch?
En En: Good you all know...
-Mahjong-
Me: Mahjong your turn le, go fetch the tile can bo? Or you want me throw your tile then you fetch?
En En: *Evil look*
Me: Eh sorry sorry
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Mahjong wasn't what I am really good at, I just know the basic. But in the end, she couldn't really afford to play cause she don't want to lose too much money, yet she want to play.

En En: Oi share share le
Me: *Eating pineapple tart*
Me: *Share Pineapple tart*
En En: ...............
En En: You dumb or what?
Me: ???????? ?_? ????????
Me: Erm... not share this?
En En: SHARE MAHJONG AH!!!
En En: Share the cost...
En En: We share our profit
Me:
Me: Yea... profit...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: I TOTALLY SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

After that I can't remember what other funny stuff happen... I will post when I remember when I continue my blog next time...

Oh, just remembered this chat

En En + Me: *Lost 50 dollars*
Me: Eh, you give him liao bo? You lost around 20 plus at mahjong
En En: Wait ah... me no small note
En En: *Speaks to cousin*
En En: By the way... you haven't give me ang pao
En En: You inside put how much?
Cousin: 20 dollars for every cousin
En En: Like that you no need give me liao
Me:

I thought that was quite epic LOL.

After that we just had some dinner and play a little bit of poker card before we went home. Yay, I did not drink any alcohol!!! Though it was quite tempting.

Gambling with FS0903 guys
You know, this is such a rare occasion. I think from Year 1 to Year 3, I gambled less than five times with them. So it's Chinese New Year... so WHY NOT?!?! But sadly, all of them are rather a few level higher than me when it comes to almost any form of gambling from mahjong or poker. So I actually got to do it very slow, Wei Jian help me then.

So basically it's like what I did with En En. Wei Jian share the cost with me. When they play mahjong, it was so fast LOL. Plus they gambled quite big as well. During my gamble with my cousin, it was just two dollars per match. Whereas with the guys, it can go as high as 6 dollars plus per mahjong match...

Then when it comes to blackjack, with cousin, it is always 10 cents or 20 cents. Over here it's like $2.50 per draw or even more... There are more examples LOL. Then I sort of got a hard time so catch up with them. Eventhough I've prepared $50 dollars to lose for that day.

But when they play, they are all damn quiet... then the few random chat are... when Wei Jian asked me to see how he play

Wei Jian: Let me teach you
Wei Jian: You see ah... see ah... see ah... see ah...
Me: ..........
Me: Ah ya, see see see see see
Wei Jian: You see I just nice touch the tile that I want
Wei Jian: You see ah... see ah... see ah... see ah...
Me: ................
Me: Ya ya, see see see see see
-THEN if he draw till the tile he want-
Wei Jian: *Whistle*
Wei Jian: Tell you to see liao
-Then when he draw a useless tile-
Me: *Whistle*
Me: Aiseh, this tile DAMN USEFUL
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Since we totally skip our lunch then I was damn hungry...

Me: DAMN HUNGRY!!!
Me: Eh Randall How, you got bread?
Us: .............
Us: *Prepared for next Mahjong*
-A while later-
Randall How: Bread ah, I got...
Me: AISEH, YOU FINALLY REPLY ME SIA!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: *Ate two slices of bread*
Wei Jian: Wah you power sia, plain bread also can eat
Randall How: I got cheese, you want?
Me: ........................
Me: Eh wait ah, I eat few more slices of bread then you tell me got cheeze
Me: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then we were playing, then Randall How suddenly... say a Japanese name. I mean, we Singaporean, do not really know any Japanese people unless they are darn popular... So basically Japanese name, they somewhat sounds similar if you know what I am talking about

Randall How: Eh, you all know Daiyu go visit -insert Japanese name-
Us: ??? ?_? ???
Wei Jian: Orh!!!! THAT PERSON!!!
Wei Jian: You all don't know meh? That person... /scarasm
Me: OHHH!!! Sora Aoi ah... Ohhh
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Randall How: ...............

Please don't google Sora Aoi if you don't know who is she. You probably have a innocent and pure mind. Yep, I just drop a big hint on the type of person SHE IS...

NS Checkup
I hope I don't get into shit for this. But I don't think so, since there are alot of people doing the same thing also. But, anyway... didn't start off too well, caused my dad was driving me to the place for medical check up and I got car sick.

Yep, pretty much I got to do a medical checkup when I am sick. So let's cut the crap about adminstration and get to the main check-up part.

So when I sign up and do all sort of things, there is one person I saw... Zhi Qiang. I thought that height and that hair style is damn familiar... and boomz, it is really him.

But anyway, our first station is urine test. So quite basically, we got to pee inside a bottle with a steip of paper to know our condition. So try to pee into that bottle when you already had pee before hand... I REALLY STOOD INFRONT OF THE CUBICAL FOR FEW MINUTES BEFORE SOME OF MY PEE CAME OUT. Then... a random chat I just remembed that is not related to this

Wei Jian: Last time Secondary School, got pee test ma... I totally got no pee come out sia
Me: No pee ah? Then you try shake shake, then got water come out liao
Wei Jian: Then later the doctor see the bottle and asked why got white white thing...
Wei Jian: Then he go drink
Us: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wei Jian: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So basically, after that we just show them the paper and we are done, next is the blood sample. I was quite unlucky to get a gay(?) as the doctor. So what I have to do it to put my hand at the front and hold my hand straight. Then room was rather small... so while I am holding... the patient beside me...

Doctor: *Insert needle*
Doctor: *Blood sample took half way*
Doctor: Eh, you hold this, I go take something
Poor Patient: ........................
Poor Patient: *Hold the syringe*
Me: :O...........

Yep, the doctor just leave him like this and went to toilet LOL. So I was quite shocked, and my hand is still straight at the front. Suddenly, I felt something soft just touched my palm... and it was... THE DOCTOR PRIVATE PART!!!!!! WHAT THE FIAK!?!?!?!?

The doctor was fat, the room is small, so when he sit down, his private part totally touched my hand throughout...


I felt traumatized... LOL. If it was a pretty nurse like Kaho Kasumi... OK DON'T GOOGLE THAT. Yea, and you all know I always prefer nurse over other type when it comes to those type of stuff... *le sigh*. But it went smoothly though.

After that, we got dental check up, which was quite scary, the dentist said like 3784619 problems with my mouth that I never have heard before... but I heard from Zhi Qiang... it's quite normal. Then we got the Chest X ray, nothing interesting there. Audio check up, it was quite fun, the nurse is rather cute as well, which is a bonus. The audio check up required you to be in a sound-enclosed room with a headphone...

Me: How sia? If tomorrow I go do the audio checkup, they asked me use lousy headphone, I scared my ear itchy...
Me: I wonder if I can request to use my Westone UM3X
Wei Jian: _|_
Wei Jian: Later they used custom, you xia suay...
Me: Lies, custom only can be used by one person
Wei Jian: They make custom on the spot for you... after you do the test, they throw away
Wei Jian: _|_
Wei Jian: Wake up hor
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

As I was saying, the audio test, you just have to raise your hand whenever you heard any frequency or noise. Then the eyesight test, was I am happy to say, I still have perfect eyesight. It must be all the women I have been looking at and all the game that I have play to make my eye perfect.

Then we are off to the so call last room. First was the heart rate check. Before I do the check up, I was perfectly fine, heart beat quite normal... THEN WHEN IT IS MY TURN, I GOT DAMN NERVOUS THEN MY HEARTBEAT INCREASED. Tell me... how is that fair? LOL. Then soon I went to do the height and weight. I'm happy to say the stats

Weight: 75.2kg
Height: 1.73m
BMI: 25.1 (I wrote CMI LOL)
Body Fat: 28%

I am reaching my target weight rather soon! So expect my next entry to be full of arrogance. Then I find a seats next to Zhi Qiang, we talk a little nonsense while waiting for our doctor check up or penis check up. So it was my turn...

Me: *le enter doctor room*
Doctor: Please read the instruction behind
Me: *Turn behind*
Sign: Please stand close to the door*
Me: *le move close to door*
Sign: Please remove your pant and underwear all the way down
Me: Erm....
Sign: YES NOW!!!
Me: *Removed pant and underwear like a BALLS*
Doctor: *See for a while*
Me: *Well, doesn't this feel awkward?*
Doctor: Okay, done.

Oh yea, the like a balls came from this chat

Lester: When the doctor told me he want to check my penis
Lester: I showed him like a boss/balls
Lester: When I say boss/balls...
Lester: I meant to say B.A.L.L.S
Jessica: Firstly, English fail
Jessica: Secondly, a ball or many balls
Jessica: Thirdly, I didn't know you are half of a man balls
Lester: ....................
Me: Pwnt
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So I thought it is all over, then I remember I still got a IQ test. To be honest, I thought the IQ test will be so god damn easy. I am actually quite ready to show myself how good I am. So I went to sat infront of the computer and start the test.

I'm speechless...

It's so...

FIAKING HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MEAN OH MY GOD, PICTURE PATTERN AND NUMBER PATTERN. Sounds easy, but it is like over what I have done. The most irritating stuff is... there is this number pattern question 2... I copy and did on a paper, when I solved the answer, I went back... it's already question 5. LOL WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

After all those, the NS medical checkup is offical finished. Posted to PES B1 L1. I'm damn proud of myself. I never thought I can actually reached PES B to be honest.



9Gag
Oh yea! If you noticed that my this entry has more of those raged face picture... it's cause... I'm totally addicted to 9Gag. Check if out if you want to have some laughter. That page is seriously addictive...

Random Chat
1# - Cai Fan
Me: *Order Cai Fan with Potato, drumstick and egg*
Me: *Eat*.........
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: *Eat Potato*
Me: This potato, I can use to throw people, people can get into coma sia
Me: *Ear Drumstick*
Me: Seriously, this drumstick no different from baseball bat
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

2# - Karma
Me: AISEH!!! That girl not bad!!!!!
Me: But walao... only a little too flat
Qing Yan: PEOPLE NEVER SAY YOU...
Wei Jian: Wah, later she think
Wei Jian: "AISEH!!! THAT GUY VERY BAD!!!!"
Wei Jian: "But walao... but too swollen"
Me: ...........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

3# - Chinese New Year already?
Clock: *Hit 12am*
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR, MISS R
Miss R: Huh?
Miss R: What talking you?
Miss R: Chinese New Year is next month la dey
Me:

4# - Philosopher Melvin
Jessica: You really like BEG now wor?
Jessica: Their songs nice wor...
Me: SIXTH SENSE told me that you are lying
Me: It's a SIGN because you are old
Me: But it's okay, I'll do a magic
Me: ABRACADABRA
Me: And a CLEANSING CREAM appear infront of you...
Jessica: Wtf................................
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

5# - Damn phone(roughly)
Me: *Wearing One Piece Shirt, Portgas D Ace*
Me: *One Piece strap on my file*
Me: *One Piece wallpaper on phone*
Girl: *Speaking on phone*
Girl: This guy infront of me is one piece fan sia
Me: *Thought I heard something*
Girl: He head to toe all one piece... got my favourite Ace also worrr
Me: *Take out phone and pretend to call*
Me: Hello, One Piece fan, do you know you are talking a little loud?
Girl: *COUGH!!!* (Choke)
Girl: AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Girl: That guy hear until me say him sia
Girl: AHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: Getting louder you know?

Random Chat: Old but simple joke
Simple Hokkien to learn

- Children is Gina Kia
- Bird is Jiao Kia
- Give birth is Seh Kia
- Police is Mata Kia
- Small house is Chu Kia
- I am Hokkien Kia
- Malay is Huan Kia
- Hindu is Kit Leng Kia
- Malaysian is Jiu Hu Kia
- Japanese is Jit Pun Kia
- Bad guy is Pai Kia
- Good guy is Ho Kia
- Korean car is Kia
- Furniture is Ikea
- Handphone is Nokia
- Person who read tis is Gong Kia..
- If you are laughing now... You are SIAO KIA!!!
*Whistle*

- Melvin - HEEHAW!!! -


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