Wednesday, January 4, 2012

- Title: The road to graduation :

Yep, our last few months till graduation. Of course, unless something happen, everyone in my class should be fine. Actually, my title was a reference to wrestling. Why? The road to Wrestlemania starts quite soon!!! I will stop here, cause I don't think reader actually does read about wrestling...

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I CAN'T WAIT FOR WRESTLEMANIA!!! Imagine... The Rock vs John Cena and Chris Jericho vs CM Punk. This two are quite enough to make happy for quite sometime. Unless, of course, John Cena vs Undertaker in a I Quit Match. Man, I starts to understand why Wrestlemania is such a grand wrestling PPV. Damn, fine...

Since this is the last week of our so call holiday... what did I do?

I did work on the first two days...

Work
So I was kind of lazy to find any job, so I will just grab any that is available. So before the holiday, I told Wei Jian, if there are any vacant job, I should be able to do. So, here we are, working again.

So on the first day, it was rather slack... we were only need to go there and push some overweight stuff. When I said overweight, I really mean so, you need over 30 people to push that damn thing to make it move. But before we really do any work, we were slacking at one corner. The word corner is rather important, caused the weather is so damn hot.

As we were right below the flyer, we were at there resting, until one of us is like

"LOOK UP GOT UPSKIRT!!!"

Then we thought what thing, then we look up to the Singapore Flyer. Then we were like

"WALAN, ALL SMALL KID, SEE WHAT UPSKIRT"

Then we noticed something... they are so far, that's why we thought they are small kid. That's not the point of why I talk of those stuff. It's the following chat...

Guy 1: Eh I want go flyer buy drinks/go toilet
Guy 2: Want see upskirt then say la...
Guy 1: .............

Guy 1: *Randomly looking up the sky*
Guy 2: Looking at upskirt ah?
Guy 1: .............

Us: *All walking towards Flyer*
Guy 1: You all want see something?
Us: ...........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Actually the whole job scope was rather boring, so we actually got to reply on this nonsense to keep up awake. So actually the whole thing, there was only a few victim that was constantly being said by us.

I guess most of you should know who he is already... There was rather no contender for that...

Plus during working, the weather WAS SO DAMN HOT...

Wei Jian: Wabiang, the weather so hot... eh, you can do adjust the weather?
Me: Eh, wait ah, I call them to reduce the temperature...
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Wei Jian: Eh, the wind blow the cloud to different direction
Me: Wait ah, I call to ask them change direction

Other then those stuff, we basically sleep and play games. LOL easy job eh?

So on a special update, I was suddenly called back to work on Friday. So our job scope was actually to blow up a damn big balloon and has it filled with water. So that day, our job was to clean the water frequently to remove any dirts inside the water... So after we clean everything

We saw something... guess what is it... a hint... HEEHAW!!!!!

Yep, two horse riding through those water, at first we thought was cool. Until we saw something brown inside the water... we then go...

Us: ARE THOSE SHIT!?!?!?!?!?!
Boss: Actually... those are grass... the horse ate them
Us: BUT IT'S STILL SHIT RIGHT!?!?!?

Damn buay tahan our boss. But anyway, we rest and did nothing caused we are sort of on standby. Then soon, there was this group of dancer, who then came to dance in the water... They were dancing very gracefully and very happily. Then We are like...

Dancer: *Dance with their hand touching the water*
Us: Yea... dance more, you all have no idea that the water is full of shiat
Dancer: *Kicked the water*
Us: YES!!! KICK THE SHIAT WATER!!!!!!!!!!!

Either they heard us or they don't know what we are talking about. But meh, sooner or later, we are order to clean those shit up. But soon, more group of people came, especially there is this two small girl...

Cause, we are using net to scoop those shit out...

Us: *Scooping shit with net*
Small girls: Wow! Look, they are fishing!!!
Me: Eh? You want some fish?
Small girls: Nonono!!!

Imagine if they say yes... LOL. Then they are wearing socks as well then...

Students: *Wear socks in water walking around and playing around*
Us: YEA! Wear socks good, the shit will stucks to their socks and we don't need to clean!!! So soon, we went home...

Open House
Not blogging about myself, but blogging for Miss R instead. Caused I find what she say is quite right. Her guy classmate are indeed quite pathetic. So she was asked to help out at the open house for her course. Of course she agree after a lot of persuading from her guy classmate... especially on this point...

"We need to show to the other people that our class got one damn pretty female."

So she help along with some other benefits like CCA points and freebies. So on Thursday, she were there late, cause she was quite reluctant to help out, caused she was sleepy and tiring.

But still, she did go after all the promise she did to her class on doing her part. But she found out that it wasn't easy. There were way too much people talking to her, especially males from other course or school. Even there was one guy that touches her hand while taking some paper from her.

Miss R was quite furious and asked his guy classmate to actually helped him. Then they were all like...

"Aiya... guys is like that de ma"

After she heard that, she was quite going to explode, so she went to cool down abit first. Then while she were resting. She called me and rant about it

Miss R: OI, YOU FREE NOW?
Me: Wtf, you so fierce I suddenly not free
Miss R: LOLOLOLOLOL
Miss R: I DON'T CARE, LISTEN TO ME
Me: Meet me please
Miss R: GUYS ARE USELESS!!!!!!!!!
Me: ..........
Me: Erm... what am I suppose to say?
Miss R: My class's guy all damn cb one sia
Miss R: I was there being so called target, they didn't even come to help!!!!!
Miss R: WTF!!! I DON'T WANT GO BACK ANYMORE.
Miss R: IM TAKING MY BAG AND LEAVE NOW!!!
Miss R: FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then she went on Facebook and wrote...

"MOST USELESS GUYS EVER!!!"

Then the funny part is those guys classmate then come and like her comment...

"Agreed, those guy only come to flirt, totally useless"
"Told you guys are like that liao... see pretty girl is like that one"

Then the most epic one is

"Who told you to stand at the front and help?"

Then she started to explode again... into both laughter and anger. She were then MSN me...

Miss R: Hahahahaha, 10 likes... 8 is my classmate.
Miss R: They totally has no idea that I'm talking about them
Miss R: Pathetic.
Miss R: Especially the one that say "Who told you to stand at the front and help?"
Miss R: Oh man, I got so much to say about that asswipe...

Guys, beware, Miss R is lethally dangerous when angered. But sadly, I got to agree, those guys are kind of pathetic. >_>... THOSE GUYS, ARE NOT GUYS.

Song


I bet you all remember this song right? I thought this probably will the most pervertic song I have ever seen due to those dance. No doubt, they have those assets. Infact, this song has labelled me as pervert by some. By to be honest... this is a TRUE MAN song. If you get what I mean LOLOLOL. But now, a whole new song has taken over this video.



Now now now... this is then a true man song. I discovered this song by someone that posted that on Facebook. That girl was ranting how cheap the girl can be. So I thought I take a look on that video, without listening to the song. At first, I thought it was porn, cause before anything start, those girls started to take off their shirt. Then my mum came in at the wrong time...

Me: *Looking at that video*
Mum: Oi, you looking at what?
Me: Oh... song lai de...
Me: *Fast forward without knowing the content infront*
MV: *Girl remove bra*
Me: *Facepalm*
Mum: Song...
Me: SONG HOR!!!
Me: *On speaker*
Song: *Orchestra Song*
Mum: The song and video like not fit le
Me: Nevermind... I lazy explain
Me: >_________>
Me: <_________<
Me: ......

Nevermind, parent will understand LOL. But I didn't finish watching the video, caused I thought it was nothing special, beside a few girls doing cocktease or striptease. And so I went back to my typical song... until I saw more link for this song pop up. Where one comment even said "This song is nice, but the dance is nicer". Then I really go and try listening... WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE VIDEO...

Then I really thought this song isn't bad at all! Especially that Ahyaiyaiyaiyai part... that part was damn catchy. Then come a problem, I like to share song with most of my friends. But this is the first song, where I got doubt to share with my friend, caused of the dance. So I thought of an idea

"Just listen, don't watch, please."

And so I shared to Ica, Miss R and Lester for a test... before moving on to some more other friends... Then some random chat here

#1
Lester: Wtf dude? This is MV(Music Video) or AV(Adult Video/Porn)?
Me: Erm... didn't I told you to just listen and not watch?
Lester: Well... did you just listen and not watch?
Me: LOLOLOLOL
Me: Not really... for my first time
Me: I actually did only watch and not listen
Lester: *Thumbs up*
Me: Actually, if I listen to this song and not watching. I'll be doubting my own gender
Lester: Precisely, mission impossible

#2
Lester: Fuck man, foreign songs are hard to remember... their lyrics, their title and even their singer
Me: Well, remember the easy way...
Me: Song name: The boob's song
Me: Singer: SDN48, sex day and night 48
Me: Lyrics... just remember the chorus...
Me: Aiyaiyaiyaiyai
Lester: I can do better... listen to the chorus properly...
Lester: Look at my boob, aiyaiyaiyai
Lester: Touch my boob, aiyaiyaiyai
Lester: Etc, I mean, that got to be the chorus right?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3
Me: What are you doing?
Lester: ifapfapfapfap
Me: .....
Lester: I MEAN AIYAIYAIYAI!!!
Me: I see what you did there
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#4
Jessica: Aiyaiyaiyaiyai~
Me: Wait, don't.
Jessica: ???
Me: Are you trying to follow them?
Jessica: That part damn catchy!
Me: Catchy caused they can catch their boob...
Me: But you?
Me: You are destroying that song...
Jessica: ..............
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#5
Me: OMG!!! I KEEP LISTENING TO THAT BOOB SONG!!!
Wei Jian: LOL well well...
Wei Jian: You mean
Wei Jian: I KEEP WATCHING THAT VIDEO!!!!
Me: I got no interest in boob
Wei Jian: That is the biggest lie I have ever heard
Me: The chorus is catchy kk
Me: Aiyaiyaiyai
Wei Jian: LOL their boob also catchy, they keep squeezing
Me: I want to catch...
Wei Jian: Melvin says: I got no interest in boob
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#6
Me: You see ah... everytime if I heard of the song "Touch my Body", I will remember that damn korean song
Me: If next time... IF WE DOES GO OUT... if you suddenly see me got boner while listening to song...
Me: You should know what song I'm listening to...
Miss R: Wah... like that everytime you beo other girl and steamed, you know how to act geh siao sia
Miss R: ............ WAIT!!!
Miss R: Or you saying you go out with me... see me you will steamed?
Me: ....................
Me: Nb, damn thick skin
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#7
Me: I don't know la!!!
Me: If they want to fight...
Me: Then let them fight lor!!!
Me: At most I go there support
Me: Like.....
Me: Don't fight! Aiyaiyaiayi~
Me: Cool down~ Aiyaiyaiyai~
Me: ....................
Me: I think I get beaten first jiu have
Us(Yea, who?): LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#8
Bro + Me: *Prepareing for running*
Me: *Listening to SDN48 song*
Bro: I don't understand why you listen to song while running
Bro: But if you want to listen...
Bro: You should listen to that SDN48 song
Me: ................ *wtf*

#9
Jia Jun: You see ah, when they Aiyaiyaiyai, they keep squeezing their boob to make it bigger
Jia Jun: Damn hot
Me: If by that logic
Me: I suppose we guys should have heard Aiyaiyaiyai everyday...
Jia Jun: Why?
Me: Singapore Girl
Jia Jun: WTF!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: True story
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#10
Me: *In lift with a pretty girl after running*
Me: *le song change to Boob Song*
Pretty Girl: *Girl start looking at me*
Me:





















Me: *This song ruin chances*
Me: *le sigh*

Pretty much... that's why I say sometime pervert stuff, when done right can be funny. But of course not way too over like...

"OMG THEY AIYAIYAIYAIYAI, THEY TOUCH THEIR BOOBZ, CAN YOU DANCE INFRONT OF ME?!?!?!."

Well done. But this song actually is quite not bad. Infact, I'm trying to find a good quality one to put inside my iPod touch, too bad there isn't one yet. To be honest, if this album came with a HOT HOT HOT poster, I might consider buying one. -cough-

Birthday

Dick

Nonono, I'm not trying to say a guy's manhood, but the birthday name was indeed name Dick. Or used to... his new name is Allen, but most of the secondary school mate still prefer to call him Dick.

It's has been like years or months since we actually has a Secondary School outing. There was one thing I will really like to do on his birthday... which was to shock them. But... with what? With my body of course. I mean, some of them, the last time they saw me, I was way above 90kg.

But that place was a bitch to find, but the problem is, I actually went there before, just ain't sure if it is the exact location. So the first guy I met there is...

DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was quite shock when he saw me...

-Mission Accomplished-

-Fuck yea-

Of course I am also surprised to see a Dick running around /oldjoke

I thought it was cool and nice when people say I've slimmed down, until everyone start raving about it LOL. Like everyone that came for that party, they will go... LOOK AT MELVIN!!!!! >_______>. Gwen does one of the best one though

Gwen: Hey, meet Melvin...
Gwen: He last time not like that one
Gwen: He last time damn fat one
Me: >____________>

Then soon, everyone started drinking, but I didn't. I don't know why, I just don't really like to drink alcohol. But anyway, the food has come, then went I want to eat them... everyone is like

Poh Chin: THIS DAMN OILY LE, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO EAT?
Yong Chiang: Don't eat too much... unhealthy
Me: >____________>

What's the point of me going party if I don't get to eat LOL. But long short story, between two person, Dick and Raymond.Both of them are trying to see who will get drunk first. But the problem right now is... a third person got drunk first instead the both of them. Who???

KOK KIAN!!!!!!!

The usual victim like the last time during the other BBQ outing. Caused it was quite epicly funny, that some of them want it to happened again. As Kok Kian was late, the first thing they did when Kok Kian arrived is to make him drink. I could totally pity him. So after his arrival, I went to cook some foods or steal some foods.

And who knows, after a while of having food, He's is like near drunk already. Then all the shit starts happened, he started to sit at one corner, saying some weird stuff. Or when we disturb him, he'd say weird stuff as well. But of course, insisting he is not drunk. So... cut me some slack and let me skip towards the end of the whole party.

So the party ended and the rain started, not sure if this is a good sign or what. But then, it is definitely bad for me. It was around 1.30am when we finished, I really wanted to go home, but the rain was so big that we got to wait under the block until the rain stop.

But it didn't really stop anyway. So we those Secondary School mate was talking about our Secondary School life in Secondary School (Of course...), then comparing to Poly, it was much more simplier and fun. It's like after going to Poly, I lost quite a lot of freedom and gained a lot of unneccessary life. But man, Poly life is much more exciting as well. Then I also listened to story of people there, about club, fight or anything under the sky. Then I noticed, I haven't done alot of interesting as well...

But of course, Kok Kian was still drunk there. Even till a point there was a small fight breakout within this group, but it halt rather quickly, which is a good! Kok Kian, with many people helps, finally manage to go home. Where the rest just stayed back and talk nonsense. We were so noisy that the police got to come and get our IC number...

Duh, not my first time... but first time in a void deck >_>. In all, a small and simple celebration and a good catch-up ;D. It was 4am when I am walking home, it was scary, but for some reason, this is the first time I am not afraid walking in that alley...

Yu Jing and a Random Second Person

Welllll, not the normal birthday paragraph you would expect. But rather the hunt of presents for two peoples. Both Jessica and I have a rough idea of what to get for a present for a birthday. I'm aiming more of a item that can be use on a daily basis, rather than an item that one has a short shelf life.

What I mean...

Long Shelf Life - Earphone/Thumbdrive
Short Shelf Life - Voucher/Tibits

Whereas Jessica aiming for something with a Short Shelf Life. We both have our reason for choosing the present we want to give to the birthday person. But that is not important at all. I don't know what she wants to actually gave...

But then, I thought of buying Yu Jing a earphone, cause I remember her one spoilt like months ago, but I'm worried that she already has replaced, making it a rather useless present. So I asked Jia Sian...

Yea yea, all the old names coming out right?

So I asked Jia Sian, if Yu Jing had already replaced it, and yes Yu Jing already did. So it makes my present hunt a little more harder... So what now?

Met Jessica at 313 after school. One reason is that she want to eat that CoCo Curry on the spiciest level, so I thought we can shop there. But our meeting wasn't pleasent, we happened to really BUMP into each other quite hard, then notice it was each other. We both admit, we both almost scold each other if it was other stranger LOL. Yea, the bump was pretty hard.

Went to Orchard Central as requested, caused I want to check out the game shop and a specific shop. But end up we only did check out that specific shop I want, that so call Thumbdrive shop LOL. The design there are quite unique, that I have never seen before in Singapore. So I thought this will make a pretty good gift. But then the problem now is that, it has too much design to choose from. Infact, one of those design make me want to buy for myself. So after decided so long, I then decided to buy the one that I want, for Yu Jing. I mean, why buy something for someone that you won't use? Caused at first I was trying to find something related to sleeping, which is Yu Jing's favourite hobby. But then, the closet I can get is the one that I like, a star.

Then he threw me a question...

Salesperson: Do you want it necklace or keychain
Jessica: Necklace! More romantica!
Me: Erm...
Salesperson: Hahaha, your girlfriend really want this on her neck
Me + Jessica: .............................
Me: Do you sell any dog tag or something?
Jessica: *Abuse me*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

In the end, I asked for both, I want to make something special. After that, we walk a few more booth, hoping for Jessica's turn to get something, but nothing caught her interest. So we went to ate curry next, but damn this piece of group shit. We were about to arrive and there was this group of 20+ students came like three seconds before us. >_________>

We changed our mind and decided to have GoGo Curry instead... yea yea, CoCo and GoGo are two different curry store. So while waiting for our food, I tried to see what trick I can do with both the keychain and necklance in hand... Then suddenly

Waitress: Wow, that is a nice pendant!!!
Me: Thanks, it is not really a pendant though...
Waitress: *Look at Jessica*
Waitress: You got a really good boyfriend...
Me: HUH?!?! I am straight...
Waitress: I'm talking to your girlfriend
Me + Jessica: *Look at each other*
Me: No la, this beautiful lady here isn't my girlfriend
Jessica: AISEH, BEAUTIFUL LADY!!!
Waitress: Ahahahaha, but girl... there is a nice guy there
Me: You mean a nice owner?
Me: She ordered a large one for a reason
Me: I'm feeding a pig
Jessica: *Abuse me*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

After that, I went to check some formal shirt, before heading to ION for Jessica's friend present. It was the Royce's Chocolate Potato Chip. She said the black chocolate taste execellent, but never has tried the white chocolate one. So after purchasing the black one, I thought of letting her try the white one, afterall I've been bullying her throughout.

So she said she need to go to the washroom, so she rushed to the washroom, then I went back to the store and grab the white chocolate potato chip, and put the black potato chip in my bag. I then proceed to open the white potato chip and slowly munch my way to the toilet. She came out and...

Me: *Eating on Potato Chips*
Jessica: !!!!!!!!!!
Jessica: WHY YOU EAT!!!!!!!!!
Jessica: IT'S THE PRESENT!!!!!
Me: HUH?!?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE CAN EAT AS WE WALK
Jessica: ARGH!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica: DON'T CARE YOU BUY ME A...
Me: *Take out White Chocolate Potato Chip and eat*
Jessica: Huh? Why is it white chocolate?
Jessica: ... The salesperson gave wrong...
Jessica: Heh heh... can geh siao say they give wrongly, then exchange!!!
Me: I see, you are this kind of people...
Me: *Pass back black chocolate potato chip*
Jessica: *Blur Face*
Jessica: What sorcery is this?
Me: No la, just buy this let you try nia, since you say you never try before...
Me: Plus I keep bully you just now...
Jessica: Awwww, so nice of you
Jessica: But you still damn asshole
Me: ........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

After that, we went back home. Simple outing. But the white chocolate potato chip really damn nice. Blogging those paragraph makes me want to get one more packet to eat =/.

Random Chat
#1 - The Colder the Better
Mum: Do you ever plan for your future?
Me: Not yet...
Mum: Do you rather work under the hot sun instead of air con room?
Mum: At army, better think of your future
Me: But hor... work at my attachment company not bad ma
Mum: Why le?
Me: You want sun, there got sun
Me: You want oven, there got oven
Me: You want air con, there got air con
Me: You want chiller, there got chiller
Me: You want freezer, there also got freezer
Me: There better than air con office hor...
Me: Want any temperature also got
Mum: ....................

#2 - Song, serious business
Me: *Share Song*
Wei Jian: OHHH!!!!! I HEARD BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Wei Jian: But she married liao
Wei Jian: But no link la hahahahaha
Me: ............
Me: *Share anotehr song*
Me: But...
Me: She married liao
Me: Don't listen
Wei Jian: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: *Sahre another song*
Wei Jian: Married?
Me: ............
Me: I call her and ask later
Me: *Share Sistar19 song*
Me: *Share SDN48 song*
Wei Jian: FUCK!!!!!!!!! I WANT SONG!!!! NOT STRIPTEASE!!!!!!!!!

#3 - Allergic to certain names
Me: *Sleeping*
Guys: *Talking about muscles?*
Guy 1: Next time I want to have the body of Randy Orton...
Me: *Trying not to laugh*
Me: *Body shaking due to laughter*
Kun Yuan: ???
Kun Yuan: OI, WHY YOU LAUGH!!!
Kun Yuan: NABEI, KEEP SECRETLY LISTEN TO US
Me: FUCK!!! YOU ALL SUDDENLY SAY UNTIL MY RANDY ORTON!!!
Me: LIKE YOU SAY ABOUT PORNSTAR, RANDALL HOW ALSO WILL START SHAKING
Me: But shake where I don't know la
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#4 - When you see it, you shit brick
Lester: Dude, check out this cool photo of me and my girl
Me: Wow, nice background and effect, where did you took it?
Lester: Ahahahaha, Marina Bay Sand... at night too
Me: You friend also damn funny at the back
Lester: My friend? There is only my girl and me in that photo...
Me: See here
Me: *Point at the photo*
Lester: WTF!!!!!!! WHY IS THERE A BLACK MAN IN MY PHOTO!!!!!!
Lester: HOW COME I NEVER NOTICE HIM???!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: When you see it, you shit brick
Lester: .............
never noticed him in photo

#5 - Confused Doctor
Dick: You know, when I go check up for NS...
Dick: I was told to remove my pant for the doctor to see
Dick: But damn, I took off my pant so long, the doctor also don't want to see
Dick: Then when doctor finally decided to see, he see for like ONE seconds then got the result
Dick: What is the meaning of this?!?!?!
Us: LOLOLOLOL
Yong Chiang: Must be the doctor confuse...
Yong Chiang: Under your name, you put Dick
Yong Chiang: Then when the doctor was going to check your Dick
Yong Chiang: Then he read your name, Dick
Yong Chiang: Then the doctor don't know to check the Dick below or the overall Dick(That birthday boy)
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

PS. I keep writing Duck instead of Dick LOL.

Joke: Retarded
Three guys are fishing when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance and falls out of the boat.

Ed: What should we do?
Bill: You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while, he might need some help.

So Ed jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces.

Ed: Help me get him in the boat!!!

They wrestle Fred back into the boat.

Ed: What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's breathing.
Bill: Give him mouth to mouth.

Ed starts to blow air into Fred's mouth and says

Ed: Whoa, I don't remember Fred having such bad breath.
Bill: Come to think of it, I don't think Fred was wearing a snowmobile suit, either...

PS. If you don't get it... you are a bigger retard than them LOL. But if you don't get it, they got the wrong person :D.

- Melvin - See you soon -


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