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Tuesday, February 21, 2012
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Title: Semi-Graduated
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Yepppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!! I am almost a graduate!!! Almost... Yea... Unless I fail the last paper, which is quite possible. So now I am sort of having a very long holiday, and I fianlly have time to blog, after watching tons of shows and playing tons of games.
As per usual... I will start of with something, which I believed, will be the last time I will speak of that section.
School Last few weeks were quite a fun yet stressful period. Fun as in, I tried my best to enjoy my studies, stressful due to studies and exam!!! But obviously, there are frustrating moment, but, let see if I will have the mood to even touch them.
9Gag 9Gag, my class have literally got 9Gag virus, but I was the earlier adapter, and I did not regret any time that that website have taken my time off studying. Oh well, =/. I mean, they are like the second/third Facebook or Twitter, you checked them for update frequently.
This are basically our break. When we are bored or done studying, we always will go to 9Gag to enjoy ourselves for a while before going back to study... but then soon we are using in real life.. One example...
Randall How: *Shivering* Wei Jian: You cold ah? Wei Jian: You cold you stand at the corner la
(If you don't understand... the angle at corner is 90 degree... 90 degree celcius..). But usually we just add those meme into our lives. Like...
Wei Jian: If he tomorrow go school study alone... Me: You don't want go meh? Wei Jian: See first... but if he go study alone... Wei Jian: You will see his face become swollen... Me: Then got many wrinkles... Wei Jian: Then become forever alone Us: LOLOLOLOL
Or sometimes when we shoot Qing Yan...
Us: *Shoot Qing Yan* Qing Yan: *Shoot us back* Us: *Shoot back to Qing Yan* Qing Yan: *Lazy to shoot back* Us: TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!
But our most common used was...
Food Business Our first paper, there wasn't really much to study, since we already had studied all of them during our common test, this time, it was much more of a recap with learning some new stuff here and there. Then I also remember there are accounting stuff in the whole paper.
So while studying, I did phone two persons to help me understand my accounting, since I sleep through most of the lesson.
-Kelly- Me: You free? Kelly: I'm... sort of resting, but why? Me: I need help in accounting Kelly: Ask ba Me: Let me prepare the question then ask Kelly: Nevermind, just SHOOT ONLY!!! Me: You rest first, but REMEMBER to wake up can liao Kelly: IDIOT!!! -Preparing- Me: So... how do you calculate Total Asset? Kelly: Fixed Asset plus Current Asset lor Me: ................... Me: Don't be funny hor Me: Then Total Liabilities, don't tell me is Current Liabilities plus Long Term Liabilities hor Kelly: Ya... Me: ........................................ Me: I think you rest not enough... neverind, you go rest first -Drift into other topic-
-En En- Me: Oi, sleeping ah? En En: What la? Of course sleeping Me: Oh... I just call you to ask you go pee nia, can go sleep liao En En: ................... Me: Then can you tell me what is the four principle of accounting, with references to the credit and debit number of the past year then En En: Errrrrrrrr I JUST WOKE UP BY YOU HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!! Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Then the exam, I totally forgot to bring my calculator on that day. Sad ya? Thankfully, I manage to borrow a calculator from Jiang Xiang. So exam we go...
So that was one part, we have to do comprehensive income/profit and loss. WHICH I TOTALLY DIDN'T STUDY THAT PART!!!!!!!! So bo bian, I used my Secondary School style. But ultimately, the answer should be same as the Polytechnic style. SHOULD BE.
After the exam, we went for a swim. I managed to find some stones by the pool, so the guys immediately have ideas of playing with the stone. Like throw to the center, then someone got to dive in to grab back the stone. Needless to say, you should know who kena the most.
We then sit down and talk about what we can do after Polytechnic. If everything went smoothly, it should be one hell of a break before army.
Advanced Food & Industial Microbiology So to study for this paper, I actually studied everything except Johnny's lecture. The other day, I asked Randall How to remove those paper that is not needed, he didn't remove the first few lectures...
Wei Jian: *Scold Randall How, forgot for what reason* Me: Walao, after you scold, is my turn to scold Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL Wei Jian: You come liao jiu tio kan by two people, but... Wei Jian: *Continue scold* Wei Jian: *Scold finish* Me: FINALLY, MY TURN Me: Walao you ah, never remove some of those lectures not needed Me: NOW I EVEN KNOW WHAT IS DEFEATHERING AND DESKINNING Me: I should defeather you since it is part of the pig process Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Then this paper sort of have a few damn tough component. Wine, Cheese, Vegetables and a few more to name. But Randall How, was specially scared of Wine making, since the process is so darn long. He always forget it half way... (to be carry on later)
Nothing much to talk about this paper, or did I forgot what to say about this paper? I don't know why I got pee rush on this exam, despite the fact I did pee like twice right before the exam.
Then right before the start, the teached tried to troll us
Clock: 12.28 Instructor: Ok, you all may start Me: *Take up pen* Instructor: at 12.30 sharp!!! Me:
OH, I just remembered what to write for this paper. THIS PAPER IS EFFIN TOUGH. So I was give two choice on that exam...
1) To quickly and anyhow do finish my exam and went to pee. 2) Went to pee, relax my mind, try again
But of course, the smart choice is definitely the latter one. So I'll be the first one to raise my hand. So Mr Richard follows me to the toilet. So upon reaching the first toilet, there is an aunty washing inside... so I thought of doing something I always want to do, but didn't have the chance.
Me: *Look inside male toilet to see if it is really being washed* Me: *Saw an aunty mopping the floor* Me: BOO!!!!! Aunty: Aunty: WAH!!! YOU SCARED ME!!! Me:
Credit: TO LESTER FOR THIS AWESOME IDEA, but try not to use on old people please.
So I walk to the other toilet, trying to hold my pee very hard. Anyway, after my whole stuff, I went back, everyone look at me. I'm shaking my head, caused my paper is really fail flop flunk. Then soon, second people went to the toilet, then third people went to the toilet then Qing Yan went to the toilet. Then Richard look at me... and mumbled "This is your fault..."
But really soon, people start leaving the exam hall caused they complete the paper. Actually I've completed, it just that I don't know if I want to try again or just leave. In the end, I tried for one last time, then I left.
But surprising, I started to gain some hope after discussing with other classmate outside. Then we are like
"Wine got come out sia"
Then the guys' thinking are like
"RANDALL HOW HONG GAN LIAO LA!!!"
Product Design & Development In the whole sem, I always thought this module is called Product Development & Design. >_>, what a good student I am. This take place at the sports hall. To be honest, this paper, nothing much to say. It's either you can memorize, or you can't. So at exam, it's either you come out early, or you don't come out early
Dafuq did I just said.
In my exam life, I always wanted to come out first on one paper. I know, I know, it's nothing to be proud of. Since when you come out early, there are two option
1) You know how to do 2) You don't know how to do
Of course, let's hope for the former option. But mine was short lived, since I was sitting at the end of the sports hall. No one can see if I walk out first or what. Oh well. So indeed, I am the first to walk out of the exam hall.
At outside, I wait for awhile, then I saw Fatimah and Wei Jian...
Wei Jian: Fatimah very joke sia Me: Why? Wei Jian: I asked her easy or not Wei Jian: She said damn easy Wei Jian: I then asked her about the last question Wei Jian: She said she don't know how to do Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
We then wait outside the sports hall. We wait, wait, wait and wait. Then we both started to thinking something isn't wrong. NO OTHER PEOPLE CAME OUT FROM OUR COURSE BESIDE WE THREE. Then I'm like
"I don't know if I know how to do, or I assume I know how to do"
Times passed, and still, no people came out.
>___________>
Me: Ok ma... this prove we are confident Wei Jian: Correct... if you come out early, only got two options Us: Either you know how to do, or you don't know how to do. Me: Now we both discuss, like not much differences in our answer Me: But later when people come out, we can prepare to throw or donate some marks Janice: *Starts to walk out* Wei Jian: You know how to do the last question? Janice: *Answer* Me: OOOOOOOOOOO THROW MARKS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
We are like damn happy to throw our mark away. But afterall, we only missed how to do a few question. Should be alright ;D.
Labelling & Regulatory affairs For the longest time.
Microsoft Words.
Fuck you.
IT'S SPELT AS LABELLING AND NOT LABELING. STOP PROMPTING ME TO CORRECT ME EVERYTHING. TILL I THOUGHT LABELING IS THE CORRECT WORD. THEN I REALISE I'M A RETARD WHEN WRITING THE MODULE AT THE EXAM PAPER. /inb4youarealreadyretard
So yea, this is a paper, where I literally took risks. Why? I only starts studying the day before, and never listen in class or revise on this module at all. Caused if it is like common test, we should be fine.
This module is quite fun, caused we can bring papers/documents to the exam hall lololol. So, nothing much to talk about studying.
So during the exam, just like the common test. I'm the only fag that occupied two tables. One table is for my exam paper, the other to sort out my documents for easy find. Do there was this question, which I thought is EASY!!!
I'm doing that question so confidently, then soon I saw Qing Yan went to take his calculator. Then I'm like...
"Lol, noob, the numbers are easy to calculate, they are basic math"
So I continued to do without calculator. Like I said, common sense, as it, you can roughly tell if it is over or below a certain percentage. So before I did the last question, I see like almost everyone starts poking their calculator. THEN I'M LIKE
So I just went to do the last question. FINISHED. I'M PREPARED TO GO!!!!!!! But I look around, the people who are using calculator, are still using. THEN I THINK
"SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT AT ALL"
Raised my hand and ask Miss Tay...
Me: Erm... this question... Miss Tay: Ya? Me: *Glup* Me: Do we have to show EVERY working? Miss Tay: Yep!
Then I'm like
So Miss Tay helped me to borrowed a calculator from Jen(Thanks again). Then...
The only paper that I failed to leave early >_>.
The Last Day & Advanced Food Chemistry Paper to freedom. However, it wasn't an easy one. Becaused there are just so many to study. Till when I thought it is impossible to learn everything. I cooled down, and asked Randall How for the ACTUALY hints.
Then it all came together. It is rather obvious which questions will come out. Everyone is relief. So we basically just focus on those, since we don't have much time to study also.
Then there was this epic moment about Randall How. Really epic I mean.
Ah Kun + Wei Jian + Me: *Studying in Jacket, comfortably* Randall How: *Went to toilet* Randall How: *Shiver like a dog while walking out* Me: Ah Kun + Wei Jian: *Act out his action* Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Funny right? LOLOLOLOL, nah. The epic moment has yet to come.
Randall How: *Came back* Randall How: *Continue to study for like another 1 hour* Randall How: *Shiver again* Ah Kun: You not cold meh? Randall How: Cold ah Wei Jian: Then you don't have jacket? Randall How: *Dig inside his bag* Me: If you dig out one jacket right now, I seriously will beat the hell out of you Randall How: *Take out jacket* Randall How: *Wear* ALL OF US: ALL OF US: ALL OF US: ALL OF US: ALL OF US:
Oh god =_=... he is cold, he don't wear jacket, until we asked me. WTF IS THIS LOGIC??? Then we were still laughing at that, but I was cooling down. But then this happen
Me: *Me asking Randall* Me: Is blah blah blah part of browning reaction? Wei Jian: No. (Wei Jian answer first) Me: *Continue read* -10 seconds later- Wei Jian: *Asking Randall* Wei Jian: Eh, if blah blah blah(same thing as I asked) part of browning? Me: WTF!?!?! ISN'T THAT WHAT I ASKED JUST NOW? (Damn agitated) Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Randall How: Ya Me: THEN JUST NOW NEVER ANSWER ME Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I literally died at that point... so back to study anyway, and prepared for the next day.
But, I was confident that I will be able to do, since I memorized almost everything on the very obvious hints.
Went in, sat down. Then the the paper starts. The first impression I want to do is...
OH MY GOD, THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO QUESTIONS NOT FROM THE DAMN HINT!!!!!!! THEN THE VERY VERY VERY OBVIOUS QUESTION HINTS DIDN'T COME OUT. Then I know, I will see this paper year. But then, I didn't gave up hope.
I remembered at Year 1, there was this microbiological exam, I got the same thinking. I got C+ at the end.
So I just do, but inside me, I'm crying at how tough this paper is. Then when I'm about to go out...
*Take a deeeeeep breath* *Shall not blog this part* *Fuck you*
In the end, I gave up, stood up, and left.
It was an anti-climatic end to our polytechnic. In my mind, the day before, I am so prepared be like jummping out of the damn exam hall damn happy. But then... *sigh*
All went to Koufu, to have our last meal in school. I ordered from my favourite store, the Japanese Store. Since I am damn close to the aunty and uncle there. But when I'm eating, there was this kaypo aunty
Aunty: Last day liao ah? Us: Ya lor Aunty: Like that must buy drinks from me ah Us: Like that snatch business one is it? Aunty: This is not call snatch, this is call promotion Aunty: I don't care what Japanese store sell, I only care what I sell Us: But you got to see le, if the Japanese food salty of spicy, then we will buy drinks... so you must help each other ma Aunty: Then the Japanese Store got add salt or spices? Us: No. Aunty: ...............................
Then after awhile, THEY START SHOUTING ACROSS THE WHOLE KOUFU
Aunty: *SHOUT LIKE GRANDMOTHER* Japanese Aunty(lol): *SHOUT BACK* Us: OIOIOIOI!!!!! Us: THIS ISN'T A MARKET!!! Aunty: CANNOT SHOUT MEH? Us: YOU SHOUT AGAIN WE DON'T BUY DRINKS Aunty: ................................
Then now, surprisingly, we all have to wait for Randall How. Caused, they all want to go to his house to play Mahjong. Caused the exam is two hours, usually the guy will come out within an hour. So yea, Randall How, NEVER, EVER, came out of the exam hall early.
The other guys is like damn it all to hell. >_> We went to play poker first, while waiting for Randall How. Finally he came, he ate and we left. But I got some unfinished business in the whole school...
So yea, I walk around the whole school for probably the last time, hoping to find someone or some group, and to visit those aunties and uncles that I know around in this school. Didn't go quite well though, since the school is really ending XD.
Went home after that. That conclude our study life in Nanyang Polytechnic. Unless suay suay retain then I got nothing much to say. BUT...
Nah, just kidding. I got a small chance of failing due to the Advanced Food Chemistry. I hope everything will go well on my side!
Study Habit Here is a little side section to this blog post...
#1 During year 1 and year 2, studying definitely is not my strong point... plus I got lot of entertainment. So when I reached school at 1 or 2pm, my usual speech will be... *Example*
Time: -1pm- Me: Hoo, just reached... must rest first Me: *Take out PSP/DS/iPod* Time: -2pm- Me: Aiya, still early, not even evening yet Everyone: ............... Time: -3pm- Me: *Take out book* Me: *Study for like 10 minutes* Me: I go toilet or buy food Time: -4pm- Me: OK LA, REALLY STUDY Everyone: *Whistle* Someone: Oi, follow me go toilet or buy food le or print ntoes Me: Let's go lor Time: -5pm- Me: AIYA, I WILL STUDY AFTER DINNER LA Me: *Play game* Time: -6pm- Me: *Study until go home*
So basically, that is the start of my study story... nowaday...
Me: *Reached* Me: Rest first then study... Qing Yan: Why don't you just rest until 6pm then study? Me: .................
That's why my GPA is always "Excellent". But year 3, it sort of evolved a little bit...
Me: OHHH STUDY FINISH ONE CHAPTER!!! Me: *Play iPod game* Me: OHHH STUDY FINISH ANOTHER CHAPTER!!! Me: *Play iPod game* Chapter: -Next chapter no need study- Me: OHHH NO NEED STUDY THIS CHAPTER!!! Me: *Play iPod game* Everyone: ....................
Until got once..
Me: OHHH STUDY FINISH THIS CHAPTER!!! Me: *Play iPod game* Me: *Complete round, study time* -5 minutes later- Me: *Play iPod* Someone: EH? I THOUGHT STUDY? Me: Oh, that chapter five slides nia Everyone: ....................
#2 Then some of us just like to bet on question... Especially with Ah Kun "我用我的弟弟担保不会出!" You should know the 弟弟 is not your actual brother ya...
Like you know, we like to spot question for exam. Like we try to guess which will cme out, which will not come out. But after we spot, we will have a list of what to study. Let's say this list got 20 questions, which we think may come out...
Ah Kun: I believe question 5 won't come out Ah Kun: 我用我的弟弟担保不会出!!! -Next module- Ah Kun: I trust myself... question x and x won't come out! Ah Kun: 我用我的弟弟担保不会出!!!
and so on... but in the end, of course some of them still come out. Those happened at common test. But when it comes to exam
Ah Kun: 我用我的弟弟担保不会出!!! Wei Jian: Ya la, you got alot of 弟弟 to 担保 la Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Then when some other people...
Someone: I quite sure won't come out Wei Jian: 你用你的弟弟担保 ah? Us: LOLOLOLLOLOL
But some of us just like to take risk ya. Like for this exam, I quite sure I've taken a lot of risk... where I'm quite sure it won't come out...
In the end... those I said won't come out... ALL CAME OUT. I can't be a fortune teller next time.
#3 I started the trend of throwing marks away. Cause usually after exam, we will be like...
Someone: Eh, you know how to do? Someone: .......... walao, wrong two marks sia!!!
You should know it is a bit demoralizing... so until one day I got bored
Someone: Eh, you know how to do? Someone: .......... walao, wrong two marks sia!!! Me: Two marks? Me: AIYA THROW AWAY LA!!!
Then soon we upgrade a little
Someone: Eh, you know how to do? Someone: .......... walao, wrong two marks sia!!! Lazy Senior: Two marks? Lazy Senior: Donate to teacher la, cannot do good deeds?
Then we upgrade again
Someone: Eh, you know how to do? Someone: .......... walao, wrong two marks sia!!! Lazy Senior: Two marks? Lazy Senior: Two marks you cannot afford meh? You that cheapskate meh?
Yep, soon it started a trend within the guy group. Not sure, but it sure does help abit when you know your answer are wrong, all these "jokes" reduce the tension by little...
#4 Another funny thing that happens while study is when we don't get any response... we take any dead item near us and talk to it.
Everyone: *Studying* Me: Later got eat bo? Everyone: ................... Me: Hmmmm Me: Eh, anyone eating later? Everyone: ................... Me: *Pick up my pen* Me: EH PEN AH, YOU WANT TO EAT LATER? Me: PEN, CAN YOU REPLY ME? Everyone: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Me: Oh my god, you all finally got response
Then soon, the whole group are talking to all sort of stuffs...
Wei Jian: You all study until what time? Everyone: ................... Wei Jian: *Pick up MP3* Wei Jian: EH MP3, STUDY UNTIL WHAT TIME!?!?!? Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ah Kun: You all know what is tested for the exam? Everyone: ................... Ah Kun: *Pick up wallet* Ah Kun: WALLET, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS TESTED? Ah Kun: NO REPLY? Ah Kun: *Take out NYP card* Ah Kun: HOW ABOUT YOU, YOU KNOW WHAT IS TESTED? Ah Kun: *Take out Ez-Link Card* Ah Kun: YOU KNOW BOH!?!?! Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Randall How: About tomorrow ah... Everyone: ................... Randall How: *Take up iPhone* Randall How: EH ABOUT TOMORROW Wei Jian + Ah Kun + Me: Just now that chicken rice damn nice sia Wei Jian + Ah Kun + Me: You all want go Cafe? Wei Jian + Ah Kun + Me: Today weather not bad sia Everyone: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Of course it is usable outside study as well... as well as combo...
Everyone: *Walking towards Koufu direction* Me: Hello, you all eating what? (inb4koufu) Everyone: ............... Me: HELLO!!!! ARE WE EATING??? Everyone: ............... Me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EATING!?!?!?!?!?!?! Wei Jian: *Knock on the wall* Wei Jian: EH WALL AH, WHAT YOU WANT TO EAT? Me: ....... what sai are you doing? Wei Jian: I help you ask the wall... later you also will automatic ask the wall ma Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I think the most epic one is still...
Me: *Studying with Jessica and her friends* Me: Eh, are you all eating later? Me: .................... Me: *Take Jessica's iPhone 4S* Jessica: :o Me: *Activate Siri* Me: SIRI, ARE WE EATING LATER? Siri: Locating the nearest restaurant Me: Wtf, even Siri want to eat with me Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Me: Fierce sia, automatically find restaurant, not food court one Me: Lucky not my girlfriend, if not pok kai till max Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Me: Since you all finally got response Me: What are all of you going to eat? Everyone: ................... Me: *Activate Siri* Me: Hey Siri, help me locate the nearest restaurant for you and me please Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
#5 About food... there are always one guy in the whole group will scold us if we bring food into "The Room" to eat... so basically...
Anyone but Qing Yan: *Bring Hotdog bun to the room* Qing Yan: Make the room smelly nia Anyone but Qing Yan: *Lan lan suck thumb*
BUT...
Qing Yan: *Bring Ban Mian/Cai Fan/Smelly Meal into the room* Anyone but Qing Yan: *Lan lan suck thumb*
LOL, you get what I meant... if you don't... means if we were to bring any food into the room beside Qing Yan, he will definitely lecture us abit. However, if he bring and food into the room, we can't say a damn thing.
Random Chat #1 Great mind think alike Me: Walao, got exam, then got this birthday celebration, then need get present Wei Jian: Wait Wei Jian: Guy or girl? Wei Jian: If guy, give a slap as present Me: Girl Wei Jian: Wait Wei Jian: If ugly, give slap as a present Wei Jian: If pretty... Me: Dickslap Wei Jian: Use your other thing to slap Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
#2 After Food Business Study group: *Planning what to study* Me: Eh, so what is on the last day? Randall How: Advanced Food Chem Wei Jian: Then what is our first paper? Me: *Assuming he asking what is the next paper(Literally first paper) to take* Me: Microbiology lor Wei Jian: Wrong... it's Food Business Wei Jian: HEH HEH HEH Me: .......................... Them: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
#3 Anyway, last Wei Jian: Our last day in the whole school liao, must give more ah Japanese Aunty: Don't say until like that... Wei Jian: Like that ah... our last meal Japanese Aunty: Choi!!!! Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
#4 Small and new Me: Aiseh, school finishing soon, still got new staff come sia Me: Plus is a xiao mei mei Wei Jian: XIAO MEI MEI!?!?!? Wei Jian: .......... Wei Jian: Really is xiao mei mei... (She looks like a kid) Randall How: She is new one Wei Jian + Me:
#5 Happened on Valentine Lester + Jessica + Me: *All having haircut* Lester's Hairdresser: You three in relationship? Lester + Jessica + Me: Jessica: Erm... I'm not that kind of person... Lester's Hairdresser: NONONONO I MEAN IF YOU THREE EACH HAVE YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND Us: LOLOLOLOLLOLOOLOOL
Jokes: Exam joke, since this is an exam post ;D Blanjah Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pants, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here,
'Answer the following questions in brief'.
- Melvin -
7:25 AM
Saturday, February 4, 2012
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Title: Here come the last lap
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, finally. It's been nearly three years already. So our official lessons are all over already. We have no more lesson as a Nanyang Polytechnic Student anymore. But damn! We still have our last lap in Nanyang Polytechnic. The real last lap. The last few weeks. The last exam.
This feeling is totally deja vu. During my O Level, I had similar feeling as well. The feeling of you know that all the fun you can have everyday, will have to stop. You know you have to find new friends in your after Poly Life again.
I will leave my thought about it right after my exam. 1st of March, you better come fast.
Yea yea... Brown Eyed Girls again. I don't know what problem do I have with them. Most of their songs, I felt they are kind of bad when I first heard it. When I revisit it again sometimes later, it will grow on me. Cleansing Cream just did that.
So listen to that song while you read my blog ya.
School WHAT BORING? YOU CAN'T SAY BORING TO THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! Cause it will be soon, that I am unable to blog any more boring stuff!!! So yea, this is probably the last few times I will be able to blog about school anyway.
Food Exhibition This sort of became like a yearly thingy or every semester thingy. Where we will exhibit thr products we develop throughout the semester. So this year, is no difference. Maybe the product is different...
But shits happen in the morning, as our dried chilli has fungus growing on it already. So we have no choice but to ask HOW to help us to buy the chilli, despite of him needed to be woken up early. He got not choice anyway.
But to prepare our sauce, of course we have to prepare our ingredient first. Despite our group having the least people, I still got time to help out other groups. Of course, in return, they got to pay me back with their fruits... MUAHAHAHA.
So while cooking our sauce, we definitely got to try our sauce. So I was like a hero or a boss when I first tried the fresh produced sauce. I took a big bite.
It was a mistake
No, it wasn't bad, in fact, it was pack full of flavours. It was pack with a high level of spiciness as well and I truely believe I can take heat more than a lot of people(but not till THOSE extreme). So I actually have to rushed out to drink finish my whole bottle of water. Yea, it was that spicy.
Of course, no one will be able to eat those sauces without any stuff to compliment it. So it was Qing Yan's idea to have want calamari ring as a compliment. Yep deep fried calamari ring. I was afraid of the idea at first, this is because, usually I am the one that is doing all the washing. So imagine I will be washing all the oil.
The powerful thing is that our deep fryer, contains three different kinds of oil. LOL. One of them is Olive oil =_=. Yea.. we are despo enough for oil LOL.
So the presentation start, all the speakers speak and student keep coming in to taste our food, so we just have to present on our sauces. It got quite a good reception, beside some claimed to be a little too spicy. It was just nice when it is eaten with the calamari ring.
But the awkward moment when the calamari ring finished faster than all our sauces. But ultimately, only Wei Jian and me was looking after our product. I have no idea where Qing Yan and Ah Kun went to, only later I found out that they went washing. But it was all good. Since Wei Jian and I have a lot of comment on people who are tasting our food.
Person 1: What is this? Me: ????? Me: Blood Person 1: Me:
Person 2: What is this? Me: Some very spicy sauce Me: As in very spicy Person 2: Can we try? Us: Yaya Person 2: *Dip the TIP of the fork and taste* Person 2: Not spicy le Me: Me: ..................... Me: How about you drink the whole thing? Them: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Me:
Person 3: Ohhh!!! Look got water to drink Person 3: *Just take and going to drink* Me: WTFFFFFFFFFFFF WAIT!!!!! Person 3: ?????? Me: If you don't want to die... then don't drink... Person 3: *Read is spicy sauce* Person 3: You want kill me ah? Me: Should've let you drink........ Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Person 4: *With group of friends standing around my table* Me: Hello, do you all want to try our sauce? Me: But our complimenet has ran out though.. Person 4: Ooooooo Me: ??? Person 4: Is it very spicy? Wei Jian: -Her sound sibei irritating- Person 4: *Take sauce and try* Person 4: *Did the tasting sound at a rapid speed* Me: *Trying to control my laughter* Person 4: Okay ah! Not bad Me: Thanks... glad you like Person 4: *Still dad rapid tasting sound* Me: *Tears coming out from controlling laughter* Person 4: *Went away* Wei Jian: *Came back* Me: Aiseh, too bad you not here, just now that girl make de sound... Me: *Do the sound she make* Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Then of course, we then went around eat other team's food as well. Including Yoghurt Cake, biscuits and many many more...
-Yoghurt- Ashiela: Melvin... tomorrow must come eat our yoghurt cake.. we make a lot a lot Me: Make sure it's nice kk Me: Make sure you prepare like five pieces for me Ashiela: CAN CAN!!!!!! Me: Wah, so nice of you... tomorrow I pass you five litres of our sauce Ashiela: ................ nevermind Us: LOLOLOLOL
-Biscuits- Wei Jian + Me: *Bored of eating our own calamari ring* Wei Jian: OI HOW!!! Got biscuit, ownself keep eating Randall How: *Brought us some biscuits* Qing Yan: Nice ma? Me: *Took first bites* Me: OH MY GOD Me: *Hit the chair* Me: SAME SIA Qing Yan: LOLOLOLOLOLOL Wei Jian: *Took first bite* Wei Jian: If got thief, he run away, I take this throw, he confirm will faint Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL -After awhile- Randall Chan: *Took biscuits from HOW and try* Wei Jian + Me: *Look at Randall Chan eat* Randall Chan: *Trying pretty hard to bite the biscuits* Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
After awhile, Wei Jian and I was guarding our table. Then I'm like looking around then I saw Randall How
Me: Siala, Randall How finally stop eating sia Wei Jian: Impossible le, he can never stop one Wei Jian + Me: *Observe Randall How* Randall How: *Open the container of biscuits* Wei Jian: Tell you liao.. Randall How: *Show is to groupmate* Me: See I told you he never eat liao Randall How: *After geh siao for a long time* Randall How: *Eat the bisuits* Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Then soon, it is the end of the whole exibitsion. Some went home early, some stayed back to wait for friend or to clean up the place. Actually our group has already cleaned up our section. Then soon, the staff came in and started barking fiercely on the cleaniness of the place and order us to clean. But then, the staffs attitude was a too overwhelming... so I decided to go out for a walk instead of helping to clean the whole place. Then we all went home.
Role Play- This was the Forensic Science "Presentation". Remember the last time I was quite hype up about this module? In the end, I am still hype about this module as well. But the presentation kills it all. Due to another poor leadership. I don't mind last minute information, but I totally despite last minute work discussion. It's like, every meeting, I'm only told that there will be a meeting like only two or three hours before.
Even when I am free or busy, I'mm reject the meeting. Then when I'm back to school the next day. I'm always the one blamed for the meeting cancelled, caused I wasn't there to discuss. The problem right now is that I am doing the conclusion, don't tell me you all going to start discussing backward? Ahh so never mind
So finally a meeting, where they told me like two or three days in advanced. So I'm gladly making my time down for the meeting. But before I went there, I did my work. But then I'm still pissed. I'm the ONLY one that had done my work. The rest were on the spot doing and discussing. That time, I was truely on the verge of exploding.
If it were not for my dotter, Ying Thong, I think I will already have abandon that whole presentation. I totally have thought they have already done their work. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh my god, then people still got the mentality to ask me if I am alright or ask me to help them. Then when it comes to my part, they just use my part without discussing. If everyone did that... wouldn't it be good?
On that day of presentation. I wasn't really allow to do my own presentation speech or anything. I wasn't able to choose my role. LOL, that is a huge disappointed and more towards anger. I was told to present on the part that wasn't done by me.
But still, presentation got to carry on. So I just read off the speech they prepared for me. Whatever, it's over. I'm not happy. I'm not sure it's because they are from other class, or they just sucks.
Foods For the past week, I've tasted two new stuff that I've have never tried before.
-Frog Leg- This always has been something that I wanted to try since long ago. But didn't get the chance as it was just too expensive and it was pretty hard to find in Singapore. But recently, below my house, there was this store that started selling frog leg. Without hesitation, I went ahead and tried it.
IT WAS SPICY LIKE FIAK. TOTALLY COVERED THE TASTE OF THE FROG!!!!!!!! But it sort of have the texture of chicken? But a little more spongy. But I definitely would want to try again with less spices~
-Cuttlefish Ink spaghetti- So this is at Yomenya Goemon which is located at City Link. So it was sort of the last day of school before exam, Wei Jian, Randall How and I decided to treat ourselves with some really good food. We do almost everything to avoid eating at KouFu or just at school.
Looking at the menu, it contains a lot of stuff that I cannot comprehend since it was mostly in Japanese-English words... So Wei Jian was like pointing at this Cuttlefish Ink spaghetti, and it immediately caught my attention. Without a second thought, I ordered it. Wei Jian ordered some spaghetti with Japanese egg above then Randall How ordered seaweed spaghetti(Not really seaweed spag, but it definitely taste like seaweed if you ask me).
Wei Jian's spaghetti taste rather normal but a stronger taste, plus the egg(mixed insai) makes me somewhat tastier. Randall How's one is like what I said, seaweed taste. Then mine, when I first received mine, I'm like... this is way too black.......
So I mixed and took the first bite... it was... fantastic. The flavour is very very very strong, but little too dry(didn't mixed properly). The flavour is very unique, I cannot describe by words, but it definitely is something I have never taste before. But towards the end, as I didn't mixed well, there is a pool of Olive Oil at the bottom, which sort of turned me off. Not to say, when I ate about 1/2 way inside, I found the taste is overpowering, which makes me hard to swallow the noodle. But the first few bite is really really really fantastic. Perhaps if I were to mixed well, I will enjoy the whole bowl of spaghetti.
Score of 3/5 from me. Maybe a 4/5 if it were to mixed well. The spaghetti serving was pretty nice, the ingredient is very little though. I spent near 15 dollars on that noodle, and it came with less than three cuttlefish.
-Future foods- There are still various food I would want to try. Like turtle soup, tulang, snails and BEEF!!! If I were in other country like Thailand... spiders, scorpion and other insects will definitely be on the list as well
Actually I'm quite looking forward to eat beef. I know it's against my religion, but I still want to eat >:O. Damn all the food documentary show.
Poh Chin's Birthday So this is the second Secondary School's Birthday Friend that I went to. It's been a while since I went to downtown east, since I'm not really a fan of chalet, or more specifically overnight chalet or event. Worse thing is, her celebration held NEAR downtown east, not exactly at downtown east... so I got trouble finding the damn place.
But unlike girls, who have bad sense of direction, I manage to find the damn place in 10 minutes. /Fuck yea
Actually, I should stop having the mentality that I will be late even by a few minutes. Caused, when I'm late for like an hour or 30 minutes, I will still be one of the earliest. With that being said, only a few Secondary School Mate reached there first. Then we all went outside to play some Mahjong Poker, I'm a fast learner LOL.
Then we went in and talk a little more and these time round, there are a few more friends that were not at Dick's birthday. Madeline, Windy and Wei Sheng. As like last time, all were quite shocked to see me changed to much...
So we start doing our own stuff like playing gambling. Yay... I gambled outside Chinese New Year. Caused it was Dick's idea to play some poker, since he offered the challenge to all the males in Sec School, so I just play anyway, if not I don't know who I can talk to there, since most other people are from other school.
It all started with Blackjacks then it became 96. Whatever it is called... but the game 96, is that when two cards are added together, you are to only take the number at the back. The higher the better, you are able to only draw one card(if you want), same thing, add the three card together, take the last number.
Sounds easy... but this game is pure money sucker or winner. Some can lose up to hundred within hours, win over twenty within minutes. So Yong Chiang was one of the victim of the unluckies that day. He lost over hundred within a few hours. Actually I won like around thirty plus from him. But of course you will feel bad, cause afterall, he is still your friend.
So our this group of gambling for hours, didn't stop gambling until he win back all. So it was this group of people
Dick, Kok Wee, Wei Sheng, Windy, Yong Chiang and Me. Almost everyone was losing money to Dick, till the point Windy balanced all her win and lost back to zero and back off that game... the next game we play...
Kok Wee, Wei Sheng, Yong Chiang and Me all win at the same time, then we are like
Us: NOW WE KNOW WHO IS THE CULPRIT!!!!!!!!! Us: *All curse Windy* Us: LOLOLOLOLOL Windy: *Comes back* Yong Chiang: EH, YOU DON'T PLAY AH Yong Chiang: SIT THERE!!!!!!!!!! Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
So it's turn for Poh Chin's to cut cake. So Yong Chiang is a bloody joker, since most of us will have to take picture with Poh Chin as a group, depending on the grouping. Then no matter what he will try to fit inside the picture.
Tamasek Polytechnic - Usually like that say... means only same class. But Yong Chiang is like.. I'M ALSO FROM TAMASEH POLY WHAT!!!!! Seems legit LOL
Bartley Band - He seems to be in there for only few hours LOL
5n1 - Own class nuff' said LOL
Then when it comes to cutting cakes, there was no knife in the house!!! Then someone shouted...
"USE YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!"
Epic, bro.
But I didn't eat the cake alot, caused I don't feel like eating anyway. Then I'm like telling everyone I've got allergic to flour LOL. It works though... So after all those
WE ARE BACK TO GAMBLING. But this time, most of us focus on losing money back to Yong Chiang. As I was rushing back home, so the last bet, I used everything I've won. $10 dollars on the 96 games.
BUT OH MY GOD, HE GOT A DOUBLED!!!!!!! In my brain I'm like... I've fucked myself.......... then I remember Dick's owe me eight. dollars from the gambling as well, I told him to minus there. If not instead of helping him, I'm paying the debt myself LOL. Went home after that...
PS. A lot a lot of hot and pretty girls in that party celebration~ LOL
Random Chat #1 - Ta ta ta ta ta Wei Jian: *Playing some guns game on my iPod* Wei Jian: Wo You Yi Ba Ji Guan Qiang Us: Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta... Me: Sumi gapa Mayday Us: Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta... Me: Aiseh, not bad ma Me: Mami apa Mayday Us: Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Us: LOLOLOLOLOL Wei Jian: My brother la, keep play this music.
#2 - That girl at Swimming Pool that kicked me Me: *Walking out of Compass* Us: *Exchange eye contact* Girl: *Point at my body* Girl: *Do The V body shape pattern* Girl: *Thumbs up* Me: *Point at her food* Me: *Do the round body shape pattern* Girl: O________O Girl: *Gave me an evil stare* Girl: *You watch out* Me: *Point at her eye and then do the V body shape pattern on myself* Us: LOLOLOLOL
#3 - So mum promised me a watch if I hit 75kg -Few days ago- Me: Ma, you can prepared money for watch liao Mum: Say nia la... you also haven't reach -Few days later- Me: *Stands on Weighing machine* Weighing machine: 74.9KG Me: MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mum: *Came over* Mum: What thing Me: Eh, weighing machine what weight ah? Me: I cannot see... Mum: *Came and take a look* Mum: ............................. Me:
PS: Yea, I really did that pose LOL.
Jokes: Feels like sharing some Singaporean Joke :D There was once a very good barber in NEW YORK, who gave Free Haircuts to everybody who came into his shop to have their haircuts.
One day a florist went to him for a haircut. After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber, but the barber replied: 'It's alright, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The Florist was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door .
A policeman went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replied: 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.'
The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
A Singaporean software engineer went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replied: 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The Singaporean software engineer was very happy and left.
The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, guess what he found there............
