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Title: NS Checkup

2012-01-31T08:31:00.000-08:00

I think someone will be killing me around here for this rather late wish. But the fact is that I did wished her on her damn birthday >:O. But still, Happy Birthday Miss R, -insert any compliment to make you happy-, and hope to meet up with you soon. YEA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL? INSERT ANY COMPLIMENT? I'LL INSERT MY DICTIONARY INSTEAD.

-cough-

Before I get any further, I want to share one song which I have been listening all day long, even right now.

This song was much like Abracadabra, which is also from Brown Eyed Girls, I thought it was quite bad at first, which I just listen and close. But for some reason, I went back to them after awhile. After that, I love that song.

I never actually follow any KPOP singers or group, unlike JPOP, where I will usually just follow Ayumi. But I think, Brown Eyed Girls, will be the first KPOP group that I will actually follow. Reasons? I think Ga-In is damn pretty, but Narsha is even prettier. Yea, weird taste huh? But I really think Narsha is very very very pretty.

Not really, I really want to follow them, is caused their three singles, all have been at the top few in my iTunes playtime list.

1. Abracadabra
2. Sign
3. Sixth Sense

I still think their songs are really good ;D. Next entry, I might post few more discovery of KPOP songs that I felt nice. Of course one Ayumi song which I think is my new favourite from here... if I remember to post, that is.

-Cough-

Chinese New Year
I thought I will write a little about Chinese New Year before I move on to the NS checkup. This year, got to be, one of the, most boring, Chinese New Year. EVER. But it's okay... One of the main reason why I like Chinese New Year this year, is because I get to see my grandparent. I don't know why... I fear I might not get to see them anymore soon...

I have been neglecting them as time goes by. When I am young, I tend to go to grandparent house like perhaps twice a months, as I grow older, I go there lesser and lesser. Until like now, I only went there on Chinese New Year. But then I realise, I need to visit them more often.

During that Chinese New Year, when I visit my grandparent... they called me..

"WEIDE AH!!!"

I felt damn emotional. Just like the old time, when they see me or my sibling, my grandparent have one of the sweetest smiles ever. Then when I was going to leave that place(it was a HDB btw), when I go down, my grandparent stay at their unit and see us walk away until we couldn't be seen anymore.. I'm lucky to still have them, I should visit them more often. I promise.

Woah, that was a tough paragraph to write, I even get emotional while typing those few paragraphs.

There was one reunion breakfast that our family always have for years. It is Dim Sum at a restaurant at Toa Payoh... last few times, I always thought the food was FANTASTIC!!! Last year, I thought it was quite normal. This year, I thought the food was rather horrendous!!! Not sure if my course have make me seeking higher quality food or is it Gordon Ramsay's show that make me a sucker for good food...

Can I not enjoy foods like last time anymore...?

But anyway, on Chinese New Year, typical meet up with other relatives and cousins. Then En En was damn noisy this Chinese New Year. Some of you might know that I usually only gamble on Chinese New Year, unless special occasion. This Chinese New Year was no difference...

-Enter house-
En En: OI!!! COME HELP ME!!!
Me: ???
Me: If my mother was asking for help and if you are asking for help at the same time
Me: Who will I sa...
En En: COME HELP NOW!!!
Me:
Cousins: Pity you... come in jiu tio bark
En En: OI!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK I BITCH IS IT?
Me: No la... who dare say you is bitch?
En En: Good you all know...
-Mahjong-
Me: Mahjong your turn le, go fetch the tile can bo? Or you want me throw your tile then you fetch?
En En: *Evil look*
Me: Eh sorry sorry
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Mahjong wasn't what I am really good at, I just know the basic. But in the end, she couldn't really afford to play cause she don't want to lose too much money, yet she want to play.

En En: Oi share share le
Me: *Eating pineapple tart*
Me: *Share Pineapple tart*
En En: ...............
En En: You dumb or what?
Me: ???????? ?_? ????????
Me: Erm... not share this?
En En: SHARE MAHJONG AH!!!
En En: Share the cost...
En En: We share our profit
Me:
Me: Yea... profit...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: I TOTALLY SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

After that I can't remember what other funny stuff happen... I will post when I remember when I continue my blog next time...

Oh, just remembered this chat

En En + Me: *Lost 50 dollars*
Me: Eh, you give him liao bo? You lost around 20 plus at mahjong
En En: Wait ah... me no small note
En En: *Speaks to cousin*
En En: By the way... you haven't give me ang pao
En En: You inside put how much?
Cousin: 20 dollars for every cousin
En En: Like that you no need give me liao
Me:

I thought that was quite epic LOL.

After that we just had some dinner and play a little bit of poker card before we went home. Yay, I did not drink any alcohol!!! Though it was quite tempting.

Gambling with FS0903 guys
You know, this is such a rare occasion. I think from Year 1 to Year 3, I gambled less than five times with them. So it's Chinese New Year... so WHY NOT?!?! But sadly, all of them are rather a few level higher than me when it comes to almost any form of gambling from mahjong or poker. So I actually got to do it very slow, Wei Jian help me then.

So basically it's like what I did with En En. Wei Jian share the cost with me. When they play mahjong, it was so fast LOL. Plus they gambled quite big as well. During my gamble with my cousin, it was just two dollars per match. Whereas with the guys, it can go as high as 6 dollars plus per mahjong match...

Then when it comes to blackjack, with cousin, it is always 10 cents or 20 cents. Over here it's like $2.50 per draw or even more... There are more examples LOL. Then I sort of got a hard time so catch up with them. Eventhough I've prepared $50 dollars to lose for that day.

But when they play, they are all damn quiet... then the few random chat are... when Wei Jian asked me to see how he play

Wei Jian: Let me teach you
Wei Jian: You see ah... see ah... see ah... see ah...
Me: ..........
Me: Ah ya, see see see see see
Wei Jian: You see I just nice touch the tile that I want
Wei Jian: You see ah... see ah... see ah... see ah...
Me: ................
Me: Ya ya, see see see see see
-THEN if he draw till the tile he want-
Wei Jian: *Whistle*
Wei Jian: Tell you to see liao
-Then when he draw a useless tile-
Me: *Whistle*
Me: Aiseh, this tile DAMN USEFUL
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Since we totally skip our lunch then I was damn hungry...

Me: DAMN HUNGRY!!!
Me: Eh Randall How, you got bread?
Us: .............
Us: *Prepared for next Mahjong*
-A while later-
Randall How: Bread ah, I got...
Me: AISEH, YOU FINALLY REPLY ME SIA!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: *Ate two slices of bread*
Wei Jian: Wah you power sia, plain bread also can eat
Randall How: I got cheese, you want?
Me: ........................
Me: Eh wait ah, I eat few more slices of bread then you tell me got cheeze
Me: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then we were playing, then Randall How suddenly... say a Japanese name. I mean, we Singaporean, do not really know any Japanese people unless they are darn popular... So basically Japanese name, they somewhat sounds similar if you know what I am talking about

Randall How: Eh, you all know Daiyu go visit -insert Japanese name-
Us: ??? ?_? ???
Wei Jian: Orh!!!! THAT PERSON!!!
Wei Jian: You all don't know meh? That person... /scarasm
Me: OHHH!!! Sora Aoi ah... Ohhh
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Randall How: ...............

Please don't google Sora Aoi if you don't know who is she. You probably have a innocent and pure mind. Yep, I just drop a big hint on the type of person SHE IS...

NS Checkup
I hope I don't get into shit for this. But I don't think so, since there are alot of people doing the same thing also. But, anyway... didn't start off too well, caused my dad was driving me to the place for medical check up and I got car sick.

Yep, pretty much I got to do a medical checkup when I am sick. So let's cut the crap about adminstration and get to the main check-up part.

So when I sign up and do all sort of things, there is one person I saw... Zhi Qiang. I thought that height and that hair style is damn familiar... and boomz, it is really him.

But anyway, our first station is urine test. So quite basically, we got to pee inside a bottle with a steip of paper to know our condition. So try to pee into that bottle when you already had pee before hand... I REALLY STOOD INFRONT OF THE CUBICAL FOR FEW MINUTES BEFORE SOME OF MY PEE CAME OUT. Then... a random chat I just remembed that is not related to this

Wei Jian: Last time Secondary School, got pee test ma... I totally got no pee come out sia
Me: No pee ah? Then you try shake shake, then got water come out liao
Wei Jian: Then later the doctor see the bottle and asked why got white white thing...
Wei Jian: Then he go drink
Us: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wei Jian: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So basically, after that we just show them the paper and we are done, next is the blood sample. I was quite unlucky to get a gay(?) as the doctor. So what I have to do it to put my hand at the front and hold my hand straight. Then room was rather small... so while I am holding... the patient beside me...

Doctor: *Insert needle*
Doctor: *Blood sample took half way*
Doctor: Eh, you hold this, I go take something
Poor Patient: ........................
Poor Patient: *Hold the syringe*
Me: :O...........

Yep, the doctor just leave him like this and went to toilet LOL. So I was quite shocked, and my hand is still straight at the front. Suddenly, I felt something soft just touched my palm... and it was... THE DOCTOR PRIVATE PART!!!!!! WHAT THE FIAK!?!?!?!?

The doctor was fat, the room is small, so when he sit down, his private part totally touched my hand throughout...

I felt traumatized... LOL. If it was a pretty nurse like Kaho Kasumi... OK DON'T GOOGLE THAT. Yea, and you all know I always prefer nurse over other type when it comes to those type of stuff... *le sigh*. But it went smoothly though.

After that, we got dental check up, which was quite scary, the dentist said like 3784619 problems with my mouth that I never have heard before... but I heard from Zhi Qiang... it's quite normal. Then we got the Chest X ray, nothing interesting there. Audio check up, it was quite fun, the nurse is rather cute as well, which is a bonus. The audio check up required you to be in a sound-enclosed room with a headphone...

Me: How sia? If tomorrow I go do the audio checkup, they asked me use lousy headphone, I scared my ear itchy...
Me: I wonder if I can request to use my Westone UM3X
Wei Jian: _|_
Wei Jian: Later they used custom, you xia suay...
Me: Lies, custom only can be used by one person
Wei Jian: They make custom on the spot for you... after you do the test, they throw away
Wei Jian: _|_
Wei Jian: Wake up hor
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

As I was saying, the audio test, you just have to raise your hand whenever you heard any frequency or noise. Then the eyesight test, was I am happy to say, I still have perfect eyesight. It must be all the women I have been looking at and all the game that I have play to make my eye perfect.

Then we are off to the so call last room. First was the heart rate check. Before I do the check up, I was perfectly fine, heart beat quite normal... THEN WHEN IT IS MY TURN, I GOT DAMN NERVOUS THEN MY HEARTBEAT INCREASED. Tell me... how is that fair? LOL. Then soon I went to do the height and weight. I'm happy to say the stats

Weight: 75.2kg
Height: 1.73m
BMI: 25.1 (I wrote CMI LOL)
Body Fat: 28%

I am reaching my target weight rather soon! So expect my next entry to be full of arrogance. Then I find a seats next to Zhi Qiang, we talk a little nonsense while waiting for our doctor check up or penis check up. So it was my turn...

Me: *le enter doctor room*
Doctor: Please read the instruction behind
Me: *Turn behind*
Sign: Please stand close to the door*
Me: *le move close to door*
Sign: Please remove your pant and underwear all the way down
Me: Erm....
Sign: YES NOW!!!
Me: *Removed pant and underwear like a BALLS*
Doctor: *See for a while*
Me: *Well, doesn't this feel awkward?*
Doctor: Okay, done.

Oh yea, the like a balls came from this chat

Lester: When the doctor told me he want to check my penis
Lester: I showed him like a boss/balls
Lester: When I say boss/balls...
Lester: I meant to say B.A.L.L.S
Jessica: Firstly, English fail
Jessica: Secondly, a ball or many balls
Jessica: Thirdly, I didn't know you are half of a man balls
Lester: ....................
Me: Pwnt
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So I thought it is all over, then I remember I still got a IQ test. To be honest, I thought the IQ test will be so god damn easy. I am actually quite ready to show myself how good I am. So I went to sat infront of the computer and start the test.

I'm speechless...

It's so...

FIAKING HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MEAN OH MY GOD, PICTURE PATTERN AND NUMBER PATTERN. Sounds easy, but it is like over what I have done. The most irritating stuff is... there is this number pattern question 2... I copy and did on a paper, when I solved the answer, I went back... it's already question 5. LOL WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

After all those, the NS medical checkup is offical finished. Posted to PES B1 L1. I'm damn proud of myself. I never thought I can actually reached PES B to be honest.

9Gag
Oh yea! If you noticed that my this entry has more of those raged face picture... it's cause... I'm totally addicted to 9Gag. Check if out if you want to have some laughter. That page is seriously addictive...

Random Chat
1# - Cai Fan
Me: *Order Cai Fan with Potato, drumstick and egg*
Me: *Eat*.........
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: *Eat Potato*
Me: This potato, I can use to throw people, people can get into coma sia
Me: *Ear Drumstick*
Me: Seriously, this drumstick no different from baseball bat
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

2# - Karma
Me: AISEH!!! That girl not bad!!!!!
Me: But walao... only a little too flat
Qing Yan: PEOPLE NEVER SAY YOU...
Wei Jian: Wah, later she think
Wei Jian: "AISEH!!! THAT GUY VERY BAD!!!!"
Wei Jian: "But walao... but too swollen"
Me: ...........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

3# - Chinese New Year already?
Clock: *Hit 12am*
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR, MISS R
Miss R: Huh?
Miss R: What talking you?
Miss R: Chinese New Year is next month la dey
Me:

4# - Philosopher Melvin
Jessica: You really like BEG now wor?
Jessica: Their songs nice wor...
Me: SIXTH SENSE told me that you are lying
Me: It's a SIGN because you are old
Me: But it's okay, I'll do a magic
Me: ABRACADABRA
Me: And a CLEANSING CREAM appear infront of you...
Jessica: Wtf................................
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

5# - Damn phone(roughly)
Me: *Wearing One Piece Shirt, Portgas D Ace*
Me: *One Piece strap on my file*
Me: *One Piece wallpaper on phone*
Girl: *Speaking on phone*
Girl: This guy infront of me is one piece fan sia
Me: *Thought I heard something*
Girl: He head to toe all one piece... got my favourite Ace also worrr
Me: *Take out phone and pretend to call*
Me: Hello, One Piece fan, do you know you are talking a little loud?
Girl: *COUGH!!!* (Choke)
Girl: AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Girl: That guy hear until me say him sia
Girl: AHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: Getting louder you know?

Random Chat: Old but simple joke
Simple Hokkien to learn

- Children is Gina Kia
- Bird is Jiao Kia
- Give birth is Seh Kia
- Police is Mata Kia
- Small house is Chu Kia
- I am Hokkien Kia
- Malay is Huan Kia
- Hindu is Kit Leng Kia
- Malaysian is Jiu Hu Kia
- Japanese is Jit Pun Kia
- Bad guy is Pai Kia
- Good guy is Ho Kia
- Korean car is Kia
- Furniture is Ikea
- Handphone is Nokia
- Person who read tis is Gong Kia..
- If you are laughing now... You are SIAO KIA!!!
*Whistle*

- Melvin - HEEHAW!!! -

Title: I believed I had never been so tired before

2012-01-20T08:18:00.000-08:00

Clearly, listening to over 15 versions of Canon while starting this blog entry, is one of the best feeling ever. It isn't any normal Canon, it's the Canon from my idol improvisation, Kylelandry. Sooting songs while I am blogging, one of the best feeling. But first... warning...

BORING POST ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More like rant entry ;D.

To Start Off...

Happy Chinese New Year to all my reader and everyone!!! May you get ALL the Ang Pao and eat ALL the good food!!! This must be the first year that I don't really have a mood for Chinese New Year, even got Ang Pao, I don't really look forward to it LOO

So last few weeks has been fun and tiring at the same time. With both highs and lows. With both Happy and Sad emotions. As much as I don't want to say the boring stuff, but the culprits of us being restless are just school, school and school. Bear with me...

School
-First Day-
So the first day of school, I wasn't sure if I even wants to go to school. You see, I've clearly have changed. In the past, this thought has never once flash in my mind. I just want perfert attendance. But this is the first time that I am actually thinking of not going. But after much consideration, I still went to school.

Enter the school after a damn long break. For some reason, it felt like everyone are looking at me. Must be my new hairstyle(I might talk about this later) and my physique(which I might talk again later on). You see, usually when I go into the class, most people are like acting quite normal. As in...

*See which asshole open the damn door to allow noice inside*
*Look back to their friend or stuff*

Normal procedure, even I do that also. But in addition, I will scold people in my heart as well LOL. But this time, it was rather different.

Me: *le me enter the door*
*Noice all went into the room*
Me: *Look around to see my old friends*
*After awhile*
Me: *Still noticed a few group looking at me*
Me: >________>

It surely has a weird feeling, maybe it was too good to see a fresh Melvin. Muahahaha /thicksin. That was quite basically the first day of fun. Then it was then I know that next day, we has some formal presentation, where I went to buy some new foaml shirt that suits me.

-Second Day-
Today was presentation day. But that is not the main stuff I have to do in school today, wasn't presentation. I want to pass a birthday gift to a certain individual. It was going to be hard, we hasn't chat for months and we didn't end that friendship in a particular good way the other time. So I thought this will be awkward. I could easily ask other people to pass it to her. But what is the point of it? Either you don't buy, or you pass the gift yourself. Of course I chose the latter option.

But first, let's talk presentation. I think it is rather clear, I can only present on slides that I have done it myself. Why do I think it this way? On that day, I was given an impromptu slides to present. I only have like 3 minutes to read through my slides. When presenting, I even have problem to read from slides. I can even stutter when all the speech are on the slides LOL. But when the time comes for the slides I present, I did it quite smoothly.

Now, let's talk about gift. I was actually at quite a predicament on how to give the present. I was thinking overnight... my original plan was...

First, show her the thumbdrive.
Second, emphasis to her about the star on thumbdrive
Third, told her it's a necklace
Fourth, close her eye
Fifth, put the necklace on for her
Sixth, open her eye and realize it's a fake
Seventh, then passed her the real gift

But what actually happened was

First, show her thumbdrive
Second, emphasis on the star
Third, passed and put on her hand
Fourth, she is confused
Fifth, just passed her the real gift

Well, I didn't go with the original plan, is because some of her friend are there and I do not want any unneccessary attraction. But the main reason is, we are not as close as the last time. I need to know my place and the limit. That's why I skipped alot of steps. But it was fun to wait for her at the same place like I didn't few months ago.

Well, one down, few more to go... come to think of it, it's quite sad actually. But at the same time satisfying.

-Third Day-
Short day to begin with, but we have to do Sensory for our product later on. Was damn hype, as this is the first time I am going to do Sensory at school. I am very excited for some reason.

But it is quite clearly shown that the whole day, I am already quite restless. The first lesson, I got to sleep through, caused I was that tired and knowing the fact I need energy for sensory later on... then I have to sleep through the lecture later on, cause the first lesson sleeping time wasn't quite as enough. Plus the sensory was at a rather odd time, so Wei Jian and I has to leave the class early, where Richard stopped us. But most of you know, not to mess with a just woken Melvin. When Richard was sort of questioning us, I totally don't have the mood to answer or even care about him. I just left.

During sensory, do cooking, do preparation for massive crowd and all the neccessary stuff. Wei Jian and I was the one that done the sign board.

FREE SHRIMP SAUCE
THIS WAY ------->

Yep, that simple. LOLOL. We always aim for the short and simple way... Actually I got the picture, I will upload it here if I rememeber it, but don't count on it though.

Then Wei Jian and I went to attract other people with our charm. But as you know, during Wednesday, where most school end early. Those early went home and those stay went to CCA. So bascially it is quite hard to find people at that timing.

But gladly, I found Pamela. I told her to come to eat the food that we have, I will personally cooked for her. LOLOLOL, but too bad, our sensory before she can come. WHICH IS GOOD!!! I don't wannt cook LOL. I should stop making empty promise or something. Then I also met En En, but damn, she is rushing for extra lesson >_>. Then we can hardly find anyone else to help out. But we manage to find a teacher to help

Miss Irene: *Do Sensory*
Us: Aiseh, she really come and help
-After Sensory-
Kun: This one must be Miss Irene, so many complain
Qing Yan: On the survey... age written is 20+
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

But thanks to all that came to help us ;D.

-Fourth Day-
Nop, our hard work don't stop here. Thursday starts off with a freaking physical Education. I know it might not mean anything. But then we have to wake up early just for sports is one of the most stupid stuff to do. But still I went instead, and I hope it will be worth it. Worth it as in intense training that is enough to make me perspire.

But sadly, it isn't. We just run few rounds, did like 20 incline pull ups and jump 5 standing board jump. For the time span of two hours. How amazing is that. For lazy people, yes, good for you, it is slacking. But for me, it is a utter waste of time. Then while standing board jump, teacher was sort of finding our faults on people technique to jump.. then there was this guy...

Sir: Your turn
Fat boy: Yes...
Sir: *Turn over*
Sir: Haven't see him jump I know the problem...
Fat boy: *Jump*
Fat boy: I cannot...
Sir: Too fat
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Wei Jian opt for the Napfa test and failed at his 2.4km run by four seconds. Yep, just four seconds... then we keep adding salts to it LOL. Like for example

"YOU CAN WALK FASTER OR NOT, I WANT TO REACH THERE FOUR SECONDS EARLIER!!!"

Yep... and that day I thought we will have presentation, but we did not. And somehow my group leader did not tell me anything. I was damn furious that day. I might post a rant there later. Which then make us(my group) to have the presentation on the next day instead. Which make me wore a jean instead of a short pant. Totally fuck them.

-Fifth Day-
Seriously, I was on the verge of dying... Then with two presentation on the same day isn't going to help at all. Bascially, the day before I only has like less than five hours of sleep, hence my uber black face. But thankfully, my presentation went quite smoothly on the first one and kind of prepared for that slides that I know there will be questions. But I went the smart/lazy way. Avoiding the question style.

But that wasn't the end, I then had to present at the other class for my Food Business, which can be done on the day before. Plus, the teacher isn't really helping at all, for late for around 30 minutes. The worse part is, when I present, stop asking me to move here move there, bitch. You are already standing at the wrong position, stop asking me to move to the right position.

I would post more, but then I was quite dead on that day, didn't really care about alot of things that day. But phew, I thought all the nightmare was over... but nop, there were more on the next week...

-Sixth Day-
Interview interview interview... something that I had never done before formally. I had done some small interview at other small company, but those wasn't really formal. So long story short, I think I am over confident that I kind of made hiccups during the interview... like...

Elyn: Which job are you applying for?
Me: Oh, I would like to apply for Quality Check Manager
Me: .......
Me: Erm... I mean officer......
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

After my interview... I went back to seat and next is Liew Xi

Liew Xi: *Enter room and prepare for interview*
Janice: Is it hard to find your way here?
Wei Jian: Open the door very hard meh?
Me: ???
Wei Jian: No ma... from outside open door come in for interview very hard meh?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

HOOOO, busy busy busy. The end? Not really...

-Seventh Day-
Hehe... another presentation. This was quite simple, a read from slides presentation. But it was rather pack full of funny stuff...

So we were waiting for the set up

Ah Kun: Miss Tay at where?
Ah Kun: Miss Tay go squeeze milk ah?
Wei Jian: SHE AT THE CORNER NIA SIA
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then it was Randall How's group presentation time... like you all know or don't know. He like to use a Wireless Mouse, where the USB dongle is always attached to his laptop. So Ah Kun took his mouse when he was going to present...

Randall How: *Done preparation on everything*
Slides: *Anyhow jump*
Randall How: *Put back to default slide*
Slides: *Jump again*
Randall How: Why my slides keep moving ah?
Guys: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Randall How's Group: *Notice all the guys laughing*
Randall How's Group: YOU ALL DO WHAT AH?
Slides: *Keep changing*
Ah Kun: This is the disadvantage of Wireless Mouse...
Us: LOLOLOLOL

Then of course the fake touch screen. Tiring day, but at least it is quite filled with laughter.. So how? Tired enough? Meh... One last day of torture...

-Last Day-
I hope this is really the last day... caused... IT ALL START WITH A SOME PHYSICAL EDUCATION WHERE WE GOT TO RUN AND DO SHIT EXERCISE IN THE MORNING. ALREADY TIRED, THIS SUCK MORE ENERGY OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!! Kk, I'm going to bad mouth someone caused I'm bored.

There was this individual in Piano Club, who I thought is pretty scary cause of his sheer size. But man, he is such a joke. It was no coincidence when he took the same Physical Education class with me. So for most of the lesson, I was rather looking at all his action, of how he is doing. But it was sort of a joke, that I am sort of ashamed by him.

I ain't going to be scare about someone who can't even do five push up. I ain't going to be scare about someone who can't even run two rounds around the stadium without stopping. I ain't scare of people who know that they can't do stuff, yet don't do something about it. Sorry, the time where I am afraid of you is clearly over. This isn't 2011 anymore, Ong Bin Teng.

-Conclusion-
I believed, this got to be the two more tiring week I ever had in my whole Poly Life... or School Life =/. But after each and every stuff I do. I totally can feel the sense of satisfaction.

-Pissed-
You know, there hasn't actually been a time that I was so furious in my Poly life, until quite recently... You see I was in this group of project, where they first asked me to joined them. Indeed, I joined them, since they asked. So we split the work nicely and I was actually thrown with the biggest part of the damn project. Four member, I was already thrown with a 50% weightage of the whole project. I did not complain and I did my work...

At first I did at slides, caused after all we need to do slides. But then soon I received info from someone from the same team, that I need to do on document instead. So I transfer everything from slides and put into document and I actually quite completed it. But then no one actually asked from me. So I didn't send to anyone.

Then soon I received another task, which is to create logo and packaging. So I did and I already passed to them, then the leader keep rushed me to complete it, when I already has. She also demand me to scan it through the scanner, when I don't have one. So bitch please.

So as the deadline approach, I received a call from the leader. Told me that she want it in slides... and she demand to want it in a few hours. So I quickly transfer all the info from my document into slides and sent to her.

So after few days no reply, I assume that she already has use my part. But no. Then I received another email which have two document... one powerpoint and one microsoft word. So something isn't right. I open up my powerpoint, and my slides isn't there and she told me to put it in myself. Why the fuck she don't just send me the slides the other day? But the other thing was more fucked up. I received a document with the work that I was supposed to do had already been done. Then I thought that is all, until I received another instruction, to put in the mission information when those are not even my job at all.

Then there are still so much problems then I just totally say it in point form incase some of you are lazy to read.

- Throw a big part of work to me
- Asked me to do slides then document then back to slides
- Asked me to do more work
- Asked me to complete my stuff when I don't have all the details I need
- Last min information
- Waste my time asking me to do my part when other has already done
- Never use my information
- Never update me on presentation information
- Never asked me to go for meeting <- Thank you by the way. I don't have to see all of you.
- Group of assholes

I was so damn furious that I was quite ready to do something that I don't mind sacrificing my results. You know, there was so much more I could have said. I just don't want to waste my time and I just want to vent my anger.

Hairstyle
So few months back or entries back. I told all of you that I actually has changed hairstyle. From those Ah Beng to more of the smart look hairstyle. So how has it fair?

Of course, at first people got say it don't looks nice, cause they wasn't use to my look hairstyle... but after awhile.

I'm surprised that a few people actually said quite nice... even there were a few shocking individual that say quite nice... the most notable one was...

Wei Ting.

Yep... I was at piano lesson the other day. She stepped out of her room, we exchanged stare for awhile. Then of course

Me: Happy New Year
Wei Ting: Happy New Year...
Wei Ting: Nice hairstyle by the way!
Me: Thanks!

I suddenly felt damn happy after she said that, surely I don't expect her to say that. But... she did. I'm staying with this hairstyle for now LOL...

I wished.

All thanks to a certain hairstylist the other day... I told him I want the same exact hairstyle with a little bit of twist. I emphasis on...

Me: I just want trim a little, like perhaps 2mm on the sides
Oscar: Okay
Oscar: *Take Shaver and shave my sideburn*
Me: Wah Chee Bye
Oscar: ???
Me: You don't understand the meaning of 2mm is it?
Oscar: ..........

Then I made some noise, after that the director then came over. I told him the problem and how it ruin my hairstyle. But then the director told me that he will cut for free the next day I come back to the saloon. For now, he told Oscar to cut it neatly for me...

At least after hearing that, I am more relieved... My poor hair. Damn.

Random Chat
#1 - Father Mother Die
Me: That girl not bad siol
Girl: *:(((((((((((((((((((((*
Wei Jian: ...........
Wei Jian: Her face.... machiam like father and mother die like that
Wei Jian: So sad, might as well don't come school
-After awhile-
Me: That girl like not bad also
Girl: *:(((((((((((((((((((((*
Me: ........
Me: Nevermind... father mother die
Wei Jian: I don't like what you are saying ah..
Wei Jian: Why say other people father mother die
Me: ...............

#2 - At Dick's Birthday
Everyone: Everyone like say sia!!! All no change... like last time
Me: Yalor... everyone no change
Everyone: YOU CHANGED MOST HOR!!! ESPECIALLY YOUR SIZE!!!
Me: -Whistle-
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#3 - Guys guys guys...
Miss R: OI!!! LONG TIME NO CHAT LE HOR!!!
Me: Automessage: Busy playing games
Miss R: OFF YOUR GAME!!!
Miss R: HI
Miss R: HI
Miss R: HI
Miss R: HEY
Miss R: HELLO
Miss R: OFF YOUR GAME!!!!!!!!!!
Miss R: I GOT AWESOME NEWS!!!
Me: Automessage: Busy playing games
Miss R: I GOT PORN!!!!!!!!
Me: WHERE!?!? SEND ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss R: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jokes: Contain dirty male organ
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman..........................
(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth......
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft............................
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.....
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening....
(Applause! Applause!)

- Melvin - Few more weeks -

Title: The road to graduation

2012-01-04T09:38:00.000-08:00

Yep, our last few months till graduation. Of course, unless something happen, everyone in my class should be fine. Actually, my title was a reference to wrestling. Why? The road to Wrestlemania starts quite soon!!! I will stop here, cause I don't think reader actually does read about wrestling...

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I CAN'T WAIT FOR WRESTLEMANIA!!! Imagine... The Rock vs John Cena and Chris Jericho vs CM Punk. This two are quite enough to make happy for quite sometime. Unless, of course, John Cena vs Undertaker in a I Quit Match. Man, I starts to understand why Wrestlemania is such a grand wrestling PPV. Damn, fine...

Since this is the last week of our so call holiday... what did I do?

I did work on the first two days...

Work
So I was kind of lazy to find any job, so I will just grab any that is available. So before the holiday, I told Wei Jian, if there are any vacant job, I should be able to do. So, here we are, working again.

So on the first day, it was rather slack... we were only need to go there and push some overweight stuff. When I said overweight, I really mean so, you need over 30 people to push that damn thing to make it move. But before we really do any work, we were slacking at one corner. The word corner is rather important, caused the weather is so damn hot.

As we were right below the flyer, we were at there resting, until one of us is like

"LOOK UP GOT UPSKIRT!!!"

Then we thought what thing, then we look up to the Singapore Flyer. Then we were like

"WALAN, ALL SMALL KID, SEE WHAT UPSKIRT"

Then we noticed something... they are so far, that's why we thought they are small kid. That's not the point of why I talk of those stuff. It's the following chat...

Guy 1: Eh I want go flyer buy drinks/go toilet
Guy 2: Want see upskirt then say la...
Guy 1: .............

Guy 1: *Randomly looking up the sky*
Guy 2: Looking at upskirt ah?
Guy 1: .............

Us: *All walking towards Flyer*
Guy 1: You all want see something?
Us: ...........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Actually the whole job scope was rather boring, so we actually got to reply on this nonsense to keep up awake. So actually the whole thing, there was only a few victim that was constantly being said by us.

I guess most of you should know who he is already... There was rather no contender for that...

Plus during working, the weather WAS SO DAMN HOT...

Wei Jian: Wabiang, the weather so hot... eh, you can do adjust the weather?
Me: Eh, wait ah, I call them to reduce the temperature...
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Wei Jian: Eh, the wind blow the cloud to different direction
Me: Wait ah, I call to ask them change direction

Other then those stuff, we basically sleep and play games. LOL easy job eh?

So on a special update, I was suddenly called back to work on Friday. So our job scope was actually to blow up a damn big balloon and has it filled with water. So that day, our job was to clean the water frequently to remove any dirts inside the water... So after we clean everything

We saw something... guess what is it... a hint... HEEHAW!!!!!

Yep, two horse riding through those water, at first we thought was cool. Until we saw something brown inside the water... we then go...

Us: ARE THOSE SHIT!?!?!?!?!?!
Boss: Actually... those are grass... the horse ate them
Us: BUT IT'S STILL SHIT RIGHT!?!?!?

Damn buay tahan our boss. But anyway, we rest and did nothing caused we are sort of on standby. Then soon, there was this group of dancer, who then came to dance in the water... They were dancing very gracefully and very happily. Then We are like...

Dancer: *Dance with their hand touching the water*
Us: Yea... dance more, you all have no idea that the water is full of shiat
Dancer: *Kicked the water*
Us: YES!!! KICK THE SHIAT WATER!!!!!!!!!!!

Either they heard us or they don't know what we are talking about. But meh, sooner or later, we are order to clean those shit up. But soon, more group of people came, especially there is this two small girl...

Cause, we are using net to scoop those shit out...

Us: *Scooping shit with net*
Small girls: Wow! Look, they are fishing!!!
Me: Eh? You want some fish?
Small girls: Nonono!!!

Imagine if they say yes... LOL. Then they are wearing socks as well then...

Students: *Wear socks in water walking around and playing around*
Us: YEA! Wear socks good, the shit will stucks to their socks and we don't need to clean!!! So soon, we went home...

Open House
Not blogging about myself, but blogging for Miss R instead. Caused I find what she say is quite right. Her guy classmate are indeed quite pathetic. So she was asked to help out at the open house for her course. Of course she agree after a lot of persuading from her guy classmate... especially on this point...

"We need to show to the other people that our class got one damn pretty female."

So she help along with some other benefits like CCA points and freebies. So on Thursday, she were there late, cause she was quite reluctant to help out, caused she was sleepy and tiring.

But still, she did go after all the promise she did to her class on doing her part. But she found out that it wasn't easy. There were way too much people talking to her, especially males from other course or school. Even there was one guy that touches her hand while taking some paper from her.

Miss R was quite furious and asked his guy classmate to actually helped him. Then they were all like...

"Aiya... guys is like that de ma"

After she heard that, she was quite going to explode, so she went to cool down abit first. Then while she were resting. She called me and rant about it

Miss R: OI, YOU FREE NOW?
Me: Wtf, you so fierce I suddenly not free
Miss R: LOLOLOLOLOL
Miss R: I DON'T CARE, LISTEN TO ME
Me: Meet me please
Miss R: GUYS ARE USELESS!!!!!!!!!
Me: ..........
Me: Erm... what am I suppose to say?
Miss R: My class's guy all damn cb one sia
Miss R: I was there being so called target, they didn't even come to help!!!!!
Miss R: WTF!!! I DON'T WANT GO BACK ANYMORE.
Miss R: IM TAKING MY BAG AND LEAVE NOW!!!
Miss R: FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then she went on Facebook and wrote...

"MOST USELESS GUYS EVER!!!"

Then the funny part is those guys classmate then come and like her comment...

"Agreed, those guy only come to flirt, totally useless"
"Told you guys are like that liao... see pretty girl is like that one"

Then the most epic one is

"Who told you to stand at the front and help?"

Then she started to explode again... into both laughter and anger. She were then MSN me...

Miss R: Hahahahaha, 10 likes... 8 is my classmate.
Miss R: They totally has no idea that I'm talking about them
Miss R: Pathetic.
Miss R: Especially the one that say "Who told you to stand at the front and help?"
Miss R: Oh man, I got so much to say about that asswipe...

Guys, beware, Miss R is lethally dangerous when angered. But sadly, I got to agree, those guys are kind of pathetic. >_>... THOSE GUYS, ARE NOT GUYS.

Song

I bet you all remember this song right? I thought this probably will the most pervertic song I have ever seen due to those dance. No doubt, they have those assets. Infact, this song has labelled me as pervert by some. By to be honest... this is a TRUE MAN song. If you get what I mean LOLOLOL. But now, a whole new song has taken over this video.

Now now now... this is then a true man song. I discovered this song by someone that posted that on Facebook. That girl was ranting how cheap the girl can be. So I thought I take a look on that video, without listening to the song. At first, I thought it was porn, cause before anything start, those girls started to take off their shirt. Then my mum came in at the wrong time...

Me: *Looking at that video*
Mum: Oi, you looking at what?
Me: Oh... song lai de...
Me: *Fast forward without knowing the content infront*
MV: *Girl remove bra*
Me: *Facepalm*
Mum: Song...
Me: SONG HOR!!!
Me: *On speaker*
Song: *Orchestra Song*
Mum: The song and video like not fit le
Me: Nevermind... I lazy explain
Me: >_________>
Me: <_________<
Me: ......

Nevermind, parent will understand LOL. But I didn't finish watching the video, caused I thought it was nothing special, beside a few girls doing cocktease or striptease. And so I went back to my typical song... until I saw more link for this song pop up. Where one comment even said "This song is nice, but the dance is nicer". Then I really go and try listening... WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE VIDEO...

Then I really thought this song isn't bad at all! Especially that Ahyaiyaiyaiyai part... that part was damn catchy. Then come a problem, I like to share song with most of my friends. But this is the first song, where I got doubt to share with my friend, caused of the dance. So I thought of an idea

"Just listen, don't watch, please."

And so I shared to Ica, Miss R and Lester for a test... before moving on to some more other friends... Then some random chat here

#1
Lester: Wtf dude? This is MV(Music Video) or AV(Adult Video/Porn)?
Me: Erm... didn't I told you to just listen and not watch?
Lester: Well... did you just listen and not watch?
Me: LOLOLOLOL
Me: Not really... for my first time
Me: I actually did only watch and not listen
Lester: *Thumbs up*
Me: Actually, if I listen to this song and not watching. I'll be doubting my own gender
Lester: Precisely, mission impossible

#2
Lester: Fuck man, foreign songs are hard to remember... their lyrics, their title and even their singer
Me: Well, remember the easy way...
Me: Song name: The boob's song
Me: Singer: SDN48, sex day and night 48
Me: Lyrics... just remember the chorus...
Me: Aiyaiyaiyaiyai
Lester: I can do better... listen to the chorus properly...
Lester: Look at my boob, aiyaiyaiyai
Lester: Touch my boob, aiyaiyaiyai
Lester: Etc, I mean, that got to be the chorus right?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3
Me: What are you doing?
Lester: ifapfapfapfap
Me: .....
Lester: I MEAN AIYAIYAIYAI!!!
Me: I see what you did there
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#4
Jessica: Aiyaiyaiyaiyai~
Me: Wait, don't.
Jessica: ???
Me: Are you trying to follow them?
Jessica: That part damn catchy!
Me: Catchy caused they can catch their boob...
Me: But you?
Me: You are destroying that song...
Jessica: ..............
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#5
Me: OMG!!! I KEEP LISTENING TO THAT BOOB SONG!!!
Wei Jian: LOL well well...
Wei Jian: You mean
Wei Jian: I KEEP WATCHING THAT VIDEO!!!!
Me: I got no interest in boob
Wei Jian: That is the biggest lie I have ever heard
Me: The chorus is catchy kk
Me: Aiyaiyaiyai
Wei Jian: LOL their boob also catchy, they keep squeezing
Me: I want to catch...
Wei Jian: Melvin says: I got no interest in boob
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#6
Me: You see ah... everytime if I heard of the song "Touch my Body", I will remember that damn korean song
Me: If next time... IF WE DOES GO OUT... if you suddenly see me got boner while listening to song...
Me: You should know what song I'm listening to...
Miss R: Wah... like that everytime you beo other girl and steamed, you know how to act geh siao sia
Miss R: ............ WAIT!!!
Miss R: Or you saying you go out with me... see me you will steamed?
Me: ....................
Me: Nb, damn thick skin
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#7
Me: I don't know la!!!
Me: If they want to fight...
Me: Then let them fight lor!!!
Me: At most I go there support
Me: Like.....
Me: Don't fight! Aiyaiyaiayi~
Me: Cool down~ Aiyaiyaiyai~
Me: ....................
Me: I think I get beaten first jiu have
Us(Yea, who?): LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#8
Bro + Me: *Prepareing for running*
Me: *Listening to SDN48 song*
Bro: I don't understand why you listen to song while running
Bro: But if you want to listen...
Bro: You should listen to that SDN48 song
Me: ................ *wtf*

#9
Jia Jun: You see ah, when they Aiyaiyaiyai, they keep squeezing their boob to make it bigger
Jia Jun: Damn hot
Me: If by that logic
Me: I suppose we guys should have heard Aiyaiyaiyai everyday...
Jia Jun: Why?
Me: Singapore Girl
Jia Jun: WTF!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: True story
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#10
Me: *In lift with a pretty girl after running*
Me: *le song change to Boob Song*
Pretty Girl: *Girl start looking at me*
Me:

Me: *This song ruin chances*
Me: *le sigh*

Pretty much... that's why I say sometime pervert stuff, when done right can be funny. But of course not way too over like...

"OMG THEY AIYAIYAIYAIYAI, THEY TOUCH THEIR BOOBZ, CAN YOU DANCE INFRONT OF ME?!?!?!."

Well done. But this song actually is quite not bad. Infact, I'm trying to find a good quality one to put inside my iPod touch, too bad there isn't one yet. To be honest, if this album came with a HOT HOT HOT poster, I might consider buying one. -cough-

Birthday

Dick

Nonono, I'm not trying to say a guy's manhood, but the birthday name was indeed name Dick. Or used to... his new name is Allen, but most of the secondary school mate still prefer to call him Dick.

It's has been like years or months since we actually has a Secondary School outing. There was one thing I will really like to do on his birthday... which was to shock them. But... with what? With my body of course. I mean, some of them, the last time they saw me, I was way above 90kg.

But that place was a bitch to find, but the problem is, I actually went there before, just ain't sure if it is the exact location. So the first guy I met there is...

DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was quite shock when he saw me...

-Mission Accomplished-

-Fuck yea-

Of course I am also surprised to see a Dick running around /oldjoke

I thought it was cool and nice when people say I've slimmed down, until everyone start raving about it LOL. Like everyone that came for that party, they will go... LOOK AT MELVIN!!!!! >_______>. Gwen does one of the best one though

Gwen: Hey, meet Melvin...
Gwen: He last time not like that one
Gwen: He last time damn fat one
Me: >____________>

Then soon, everyone started drinking, but I didn't. I don't know why, I just don't really like to drink alcohol. But anyway, the food has come, then went I want to eat them... everyone is like

Poh Chin: THIS DAMN OILY LE, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO EAT?
Yong Chiang: Don't eat too much... unhealthy
Me: >____________>

What's the point of me going party if I don't get to eat LOL. But long short story, between two person, Dick and Raymond.Both of them are trying to see who will get drunk first. But the problem right now is... a third person got drunk first instead the both of them. Who???

KOK KIAN!!!!!!!

The usual victim like the last time during the other BBQ outing. Caused it was quite epicly funny, that some of them want it to happened again. As Kok Kian was late, the first thing they did when Kok Kian arrived is to make him drink. I could totally pity him. So after his arrival, I went to cook some foods or steal some foods.

And who knows, after a while of having food, He's is like near drunk already. Then all the shit starts happened, he started to sit at one corner, saying some weird stuff. Or when we disturb him, he'd say weird stuff as well. But of course, insisting he is not drunk. So... cut me some slack and let me skip towards the end of the whole party.

So the party ended and the rain started, not sure if this is a good sign or what. But then, it is definitely bad for me. It was around 1.30am when we finished, I really wanted to go home, but the rain was so big that we got to wait under the block until the rain stop.

But it didn't really stop anyway. So we those Secondary School mate was talking about our Secondary School life in Secondary School (Of course...), then comparing to Poly, it was much more simplier and fun. It's like after going to Poly, I lost quite a lot of freedom and gained a lot of unneccessary life. But man, Poly life is much more exciting as well. Then I also listened to story of people there, about club, fight or anything under the sky. Then I noticed, I haven't done alot of interesting as well...

But of course, Kok Kian was still drunk there. Even till a point there was a small fight breakout within this group, but it halt rather quickly, which is a good! Kok Kian, with many people helps, finally manage to go home. Where the rest just stayed back and talk nonsense. We were so noisy that the police got to come and get our IC number...

Duh, not my first time... but first time in a void deck >_>. In all, a small and simple celebration and a good catch-up ;D. It was 4am when I am walking home, it was scary, but for some reason, this is the first time I am not afraid walking in that alley...

Yu Jing and a Random Second Person

Welllll, not the normal birthday paragraph you would expect. But rather the hunt of presents for two peoples. Both Jessica and I have a rough idea of what to get for a present for a birthday. I'm aiming more of a item that can be use on a daily basis, rather than an item that one has a short shelf life.

What I mean...

Long Shelf Life - Earphone/Thumbdrive
Short Shelf Life - Voucher/Tibits

Whereas Jessica aiming for something with a Short Shelf Life. We both have our reason for choosing the present we want to give to the birthday person. But that is not important at all. I don't know what she wants to actually gave...

But then, I thought of buying Yu Jing a earphone, cause I remember her one spoilt like months ago, but I'm worried that she already has replaced, making it a rather useless present. So I asked Jia Sian...

Yea yea, all the old names coming out right?

So I asked Jia Sian, if Yu Jing had already replaced it, and yes Yu Jing already did. So it makes my present hunt a little more harder... So what now?

Met Jessica at 313 after school. One reason is that she want to eat that CoCo Curry on the spiciest level, so I thought we can shop there. But our meeting wasn't pleasent, we happened to really BUMP into each other quite hard, then notice it was each other. We both admit, we both almost scold each other if it was other stranger LOL. Yea, the bump was pretty hard.

Went to Orchard Central as requested, caused I want to check out the game shop and a specific shop. But end up we only did check out that specific shop I want, that so call Thumbdrive shop LOL. The design there are quite unique, that I have never seen before in Singapore. So I thought this will make a pretty good gift. But then the problem now is that, it has too much design to choose from. Infact, one of those design make me want to buy for myself. So after decided so long, I then decided to buy the one that I want, for Yu Jing. I mean, why buy something for someone that you won't use? Caused at first I was trying to find something related to sleeping, which is Yu Jing's favourite hobby. But then, the closet I can get is the one that I like, a star.

Then he threw me a question...

Salesperson: Do you want it necklace or keychain
Jessica: Necklace! More romantica!
Me: Erm...
Salesperson: Hahaha, your girlfriend really want this on her neck
Me + Jessica: .............................
Me: Do you sell any dog tag or something?
Jessica: *Abuse me*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

In the end, I asked for both, I want to make something special. After that, we walk a few more booth, hoping for Jessica's turn to get something, but nothing caught her interest. So we went to ate curry next, but damn this piece of group shit. We were about to arrive and there was this group of 20+ students came like three seconds before us. >_________>

We changed our mind and decided to have GoGo Curry instead... yea yea, CoCo and GoGo are two different curry store. So while waiting for our food, I tried to see what trick I can do with both the keychain and necklance in hand... Then suddenly

Waitress: Wow, that is a nice pendant!!!
Me: Thanks, it is not really a pendant though...
Waitress: *Look at Jessica*
Waitress: You got a really good boyfriend...
Me: HUH?!?! I am straight...
Waitress: I'm talking to your girlfriend
Me + Jessica: *Look at each other*
Me: No la, this beautiful lady here isn't my girlfriend
Jessica: AISEH, BEAUTIFUL LADY!!!
Waitress: Ahahahaha, but girl... there is a nice guy there
Me: You mean a nice owner?
Me: She ordered a large one for a reason
Me: I'm feeding a pig
Jessica: *Abuse me*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

After that, I went to check some formal shirt, before heading to ION for Jessica's friend present. It was the Royce's Chocolate Potato Chip. She said the black chocolate taste execellent, but never has tried the white chocolate one. So after purchasing the black one, I thought of letting her try the white one, afterall I've been bullying her throughout.

So she said she need to go to the washroom, so she rushed to the washroom, then I went back to the store and grab the white chocolate potato chip, and put the black potato chip in my bag. I then proceed to open the white potato chip and slowly munch my way to the toilet. She came out and...

Me: *Eating on Potato Chips*
Jessica: !!!!!!!!!!
Jessica: WHY YOU EAT!!!!!!!!!
Jessica: IT'S THE PRESENT!!!!!
Me: HUH?!?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE CAN EAT AS WE WALK
Jessica: ARGH!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica: DON'T CARE YOU BUY ME A...
Me: *Take out White Chocolate Potato Chip and eat*
Jessica: Huh? Why is it white chocolate?
Jessica: ... The salesperson gave wrong...
Jessica: Heh heh... can geh siao say they give wrongly, then exchange!!!
Me: I see, you are this kind of people...
Me: *Pass back black chocolate potato chip*
Jessica: *Blur Face*
Jessica: What sorcery is this?
Me: No la, just buy this let you try nia, since you say you never try before...
Me: Plus I keep bully you just now...
Jessica: Awwww, so nice of you
Jessica: But you still damn asshole
Me: ........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

After that, we went back home. Simple outing. But the white chocolate potato chip really damn nice. Blogging those paragraph makes me want to get one more packet to eat =/.

Random Chat
#1 - The Colder the Better
Mum: Do you ever plan for your future?
Me: Not yet...
Mum: Do you rather work under the hot sun instead of air con room?
Mum: At army, better think of your future
Me: But hor... work at my attachment company not bad ma
Mum: Why le?
Me: You want sun, there got sun
Me: You want oven, there got oven
Me: You want air con, there got air con
Me: You want chiller, there got chiller
Me: You want freezer, there also got freezer
Me: There better than air con office hor...
Me: Want any temperature also got
Mum: ....................

#2 - Song, serious business
Me: *Share Song*
Wei Jian: OHHH!!!!! I HEARD BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Wei Jian: But she married liao
Wei Jian: But no link la hahahahaha
Me: ............
Me: *Share anotehr song*
Me: But...
Me: She married liao
Me: Don't listen
Wei Jian: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: *Sahre another song*
Wei Jian: Married?
Me: ............
Me: I call her and ask later
Me: *Share Sistar19 song*
Me: *Share SDN48 song*
Wei Jian: FUCK!!!!!!!!! I WANT SONG!!!! NOT STRIPTEASE!!!!!!!!!

#3 - Allergic to certain names
Me: *Sleeping*
Guys: *Talking about muscles?*
Guy 1: Next time I want to have the body of Randy Orton...
Me: *Trying not to laugh*
Me: *Body shaking due to laughter*
Kun Yuan: ???
Kun Yuan: OI, WHY YOU LAUGH!!!
Kun Yuan: NABEI, KEEP SECRETLY LISTEN TO US
Me: FUCK!!! YOU ALL SUDDENLY SAY UNTIL MY RANDY ORTON!!!
Me: LIKE YOU SAY ABOUT PORNSTAR, RANDALL HOW ALSO WILL START SHAKING
Me: But shake where I don't know la
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#4 - When you see it, you shit brick
Lester: Dude, check out this cool photo of me and my girl
Me: Wow, nice background and effect, where did you took it?
Lester: Ahahahaha, Marina Bay Sand... at night too
Me: You friend also damn funny at the back
Lester: My friend? There is only my girl and me in that photo...
Me: See here
Me: *Point at the photo*
Lester: WTF!!!!!!! WHY IS THERE A BLACK MAN IN MY PHOTO!!!!!!
Lester: HOW COME I NEVER NOTICE HIM???!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: When you see it, you shit brick
Lester: .............
never noticed him in photo

#5 - Confused Doctor
Dick: You know, when I go check up for NS...
Dick: I was told to remove my pant for the doctor to see
Dick: But damn, I took off my pant so long, the doctor also don't want to see
Dick: Then when doctor finally decided to see, he see for like ONE seconds then got the result
Dick: What is the meaning of this?!?!?!
Us: LOLOLOLOL
Yong Chiang: Must be the doctor confuse...
Yong Chiang: Under your name, you put Dick
Yong Chiang: Then when the doctor was going to check your Dick
Yong Chiang: Then he read your name, Dick
Yong Chiang: Then the doctor don't know to check the Dick below or the overall Dick(That birthday boy)
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

PS. I keep writing Duck instead of Dick LOL.

Joke: Retarded
Three guys are fishing when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance and falls out of the boat.

Ed: What should we do?
Bill: You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while, he might need some help.

So Ed jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces.

Ed: Help me get him in the boat!!!

They wrestle Fred back into the boat.

Ed: What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's breathing.
Bill: Give him mouth to mouth.

Ed starts to blow air into Fred's mouth and says

Ed: Whoa, I don't remember Fred having such bad breath.
Bill: Come to think of it, I don't think Fred was wearing a snowmobile suit, either...

PS. If you don't get it... you are a bigger retard than them LOL. But if you don't get it, they got the wrong person :D.

- Melvin - See you soon -

Title: 2012 is hereeeeee

2011-12-27T08:30:00.000-08:00

Hi! Goodbye 2011!!! Hello 2012!!! Oh man, this is such a cliche starting to like almost everything in 2012. But it's okay... I know you will understand me anyway! But as most of you know as well, 2012 might be the end of the world. But I truely hope so :D. Here's my proper wishing

Happy New Year everyone. I want to start of by thanking everyone that is part of my life in 2011. 2011 was really the turning point of my life in many ways. Despite people I hate, my friend, my ex-friend, my family or my victim. They all has make 2011 an excellent year for me. With that, I thank you. For people that hated each others, I really hope we can drop our grudges, for my ex-friend, I hope we can be friend again, for my friends, I hope we can be better friends than ever before, for my family, I love you and for my victim, I'm sorry. But still, for everyone I mention and everyone else. I wish all of you to have an awesome 2012, a year which is way better than 2011. I wished all of you to be healthy and strong. I wish all of you to stay pretty, handsome and happy for all. All the best for 2012!!!

BUT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!! IT'S A BRAND NEW YEAR!!! Oh for god sake, I'm writing this st 28th of December. Yea, I'm sort of planning for new year already. So like most normal year end or year start post. I will always START OFF with my new year resolution. Yay... START OFF WITH...

New Year Resolution

1 - Plan for my 21st Birthday Celebration
2 - Get a pretty girl for Valentine Day
3 - Graduate from Nanyang Polytechnic
4 - Get slimmer, preferbly 70kg
5 - NEW GADGETS OMGZXZXZX!!!!

At least this year was much more achievable. I mean last year... Cowon with Custom? That's whopping 2.5k already. inb4number2notachievable.

But pssssh, give me a break will ya. Surprising, I have grown a pear ever since last sem. Don't get the joke? Too bad for ya.

So what else can I say about 2012? Or what I can say about 2012? Well... last three months in school. Which only can mean, that this blog will die on the graduation day. Then I will moved on to the other blog. Yea, I opened this blog just for poly stuff. It starts with it, it ends with it.

Erm what else... oh yea Army. Speaking so much last time on napfa, I just got to admit one thing, I'm prepared to go in earlier. But hey, I'm looking forward after army, you know why? I'm getting a custom IEM then. ;D excited much.

What else? Oh yea, Birthday Celebration. I have never done that before, as in I never planned for my own birthday before. Let's hope this get real ;D.

Now speaking of Birthday... can I bring you back to Christmas day? Cause there was one guy birthday on that day.

Christmas Day
For some reason, I woke up but I didn't happy or excited for Christmas. Most probably due to me sleeping a little too late on the day before... sort of making me felt like dying. Thanks god that I have my phone on silent mode as well, there were three phone calls >_______>. Not sure if I will rage if anyone manage to wake me up then.

So prepared and went out with a huge present for Aaden... actually not much to say here, since everyone there was rather senior... no one for me to talk nonsense with. Beside my niece, which went there for absolutely no reason at all LOL.

Me: Erm, so why you are here?
En En: Caused... my parent are here?
Me: Well.. true, but why did you tag along?
En En: Don't know
Me: .................

Nononono... it's not that I don't welcome her or anything. But then, I don't see why you would want to waste your time there or anything. For food perhaps... but the food there was rather... Cold?

I mean, the Pizza came at 11am and the party start at 1pm, the pizza was so cold that I refuse to eat more than two slices, despite being to hungry. And so...

En En: *Eat third slice of pizza*
Me: Erm... nice ma?
En En: OF COURSE NICE LA!!! It's pizza le uncle!!!
Me: OI SIMI UNCLE, CALL ME BLO
En En: I'm your niece~ Uncle...
Me: ...............
Me: Nvm, the point is... don't you felt disgusted eating a cold pizza?
En En: No wor...
En En: Eh eh, later the cake also cold one... don't eat ah
Me: ...............
En En: *Hold cold beverage*
Me: Eh, you don't want drink ah?
Me: Later cold jiu not nice liao
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You know, after all this years. Aaden never fails to make me having a smile on my face. Seeing all his action are all LOL worthy. As in, he already know how to pose infront of camera at the age of three... with one only pose. Then when people try to teach him new pose, he is like

"NOT THIS WAY!!!" - Aaden <- Please try saying this in a cute tone

So soon, it is the present time, where Aaden just dash open all his present... so I'm like at there looking at violent he is.

Me: You buy anything for him?
En En: No...
Me: Then you might as well don't come
En En: Aaden see me jiu happy liao...
En En: Unlike you hor, have to buy present then happy
Me: We just got close recently and you already start scolding...
En En: Not like you never scold me like that
Me: Got meh? Think of one example
En En: Hmmmmmmmmmm...
En En: Erm......
Me: *Sigh*
En En: *Slap*
Me: .........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Of course, I got my unhappy moment there as well. I mean when people say I'm slimming down, of course I am dead happy. But the problem starts after that when they start to use me as example, when I become the center of the topic and when they keep repeating it. I seriously, wish that they can keep quiet...

Went home after that, but due to not enough sleeping. I went to bed like almost instantly. Forgot to change my phone to silent mode... I got woked up at 5.30pm. Then I noticed, hey, I'm late for certain party... LOL. So I picked up the phone and this annoying voice, kind of hard to forget. Jessica's trademark voice.

So Jessica and Lester ask me to eat roti prata with them. So I thought, why not. Went to eat prata with them, they go for their date, and I went home and continue sleeping. YES, I AM THAT SLEEPY THAT DAY. And so because of that, I totally forgot about the other outing >.>

With Kelly and Wenyi
This outing was planned quite long ago, I think around like before the common test even start. As in we already know where we want to go or what. But then, we just cannot find common time.. some busy, some lazy and some other stuff.

It was originally outing with Wenyi, Kelly and Mark. Well it still was until that day itself. So we were set to meet at 3.00 caused I want to sleep a little more in the afternoon.

But the funny thing is that I'm late by 10 minutes, so I reached about at 3.10... but somehow despite being late, I am still the first to reach...

-fuck yea-

So soon, I received a call from Kelly...

Me: Erm... so where are Mark and you?
Kelly: Eh, you reach liao ah?
Me: Soon... but will late
Kelly: What time reaching?
Me: Around 3.10?
Kelly: Like that where got late?
Me: ..... late by 10 minutes? What about you?
Kelly: I scare to tell you LOLOL
Me: Why...? >_> Just say de nevermind
Kelly: Nevermind la
Me: 4pm?
Kelly: Ya.... my house here got tsunami
Me: You know orchard got volcano?
Kelly: Huh?
Me: My volcano erupting soon
Us: LOLOLOL

So I thought Wenyi will reach sooner, so thought of meeting her first. But then she went to meet her friend to pass them some christmas present first. So what did I do? Walk around some of my favourite part of Orchard Central. I still believed that place is damn nice to walk, with someone or alone. I mean when you go to the top of the building, the view is just amazing. Plus there is a stationary store and you know I love stationary...

Not to say, there is also a game shop there for me to browse through games. There were tempting title for me to buy like Dragon Question, Ragnarok and many many more... if not for the cursed wallet I'm saving, I would have bought them all...

Finally, 3.50pm, times fly. I received a call when I'm about to go to toilet to shit. Kelly called, as much as I just want to put the phone down, she deny. Cause is like, Wenyi asked her to call me... I asked her to called Wenyi sort of thing. But still, she doesn't know where the hell is Orchard Central, so after I done with my stuff, met up with Wenyi and went to find Kelly.

So Wenyi and I expect Kelly to be at level 1, caused it is like the most common sense place to be waiting for someone... BUT NO. SHE IS WAITING AT LEVEL 5!!!!! So we need to climb to level five just to find her...

But overall my plan was kind of ruin. I was initally planned to walk from Ion, slowly make way to 313 and have our dinner there at a Japanese Curry House, which I didn't get to eat few months ago. But now, we met at 313, and we got to make our way.

Didn't do much at 313, beside going to M1, Uniqlo and HMV. I mean there are not much to walk there to be honest. Just that I promised Wenyi that I will just bring here there to have her find some Japanese CD. YES, SHE DID FOUND WHAT SHE REALLY WANT. But at the hefty cost of like 69.90... >_>... So soon, goodbye 313... Can't have my curry anymore.

Went to Taka to have some rather normal dinner at a expensive price... due to being expensive, Wenyi is like...

Wenyi: I want eat omelette!!!
Us: *Walk to that store*
Us: *Reached the store*
Me: *Look around for tables and chairs*
Me: Erm... no tables and chairs?
Wenyi: Haha, don't have...
Kelly + Me: *Look at each other*
Kelly + Me: ..............
Wenyi: No need seat de la... true Japanese style is stand and eat
Kelly + Me: ..............
Me: I see inside got seats or not (Food court)
Me: Eh only got like two seats like that
Kelly: Just nice ma, we both seat, have Wenyi stand... since she say she want to eat like a Japanese
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

So in the end we went back to that same old expensive restaurant to eat. After that went Paragon, not sure for what reason. You see, I've been influenced by a lot of people on my shopping pattern. Like I will walk through all the place, before I decided on one shop to buy my stuff... So I'm walking back and forth. Back to Taka for Kelly to buy her wallet, which end up didn't buy anything... SO... we went to Kinokuniya, there are something Kelly wants to buy there... Some piano book. Yes you read it... PIANO BOOK!!!!!!!! This is like telling me to buy assessment book to do like that.

AFTER ALL THOSE, they are hungry, or more like mouth itchy and claimed that they want Ice Cream... so I don't remember having Ice Cream shop around Taka, but I remember Wisma has one, but I don't remember the brand, so we went and take a look.

Haagen Daz...

Expensive ass Ice Cream, so the girls decided not to eat that Ice Cream but rather want a place to sit down to rest. So I bring them to Starbuck which is like just nearby. So we three all ice Ice Blended Chocolate Mocha and I have a cheezecake. ALL OF THEM IS AMAZING!!! at first that is... soon...

Wenyi: I cannot drink anymore...
Me: I thought is only me...
Kelly: Oh my god... how come so much coffee
Me: Walao, first few glup was fantastic...
Me: The cheeze cake also... the first few bite was DAMN NICE
Me: Now like every bite, is causing me to puke inside
Us: *All nod in agreement*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Went to Porter after that... then there is this wallet that caught my eye. But the price is really telling me not to buy... 219 dollars. I mean, of course I can just buy that, but I'm saving for Bottega Veneta wallet, if I buy that Porter wallet, I will have to save from the start again. So it's a hard decision. I decided not to buy first.

AND WHO KNOWS, THE NEXT WHOLE DAY I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THAT DAMN WALLET.

Kk, back to topic, went to Charles and Kieth(Typo???) after that. Kelly finally saw a shoe she wanted to buy

Kelly: Oh my god, I love this shoe
Handsome Salesman: *Walk around*
Kelly: Damn, I must approach that salesman
Kelly: *Walk towards*
Random Saleswomen: *Appears*
Kelly: Can I have this shoe please
Me: Oh... yuan lai that is the handsome salesman
Kelly: I KNOW I DAMN FAIL RIGHT?!?!
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So time to go to the counter

Counter: *Have two shoe boxes(One contained shoe and one empty box*
Ugly Salesman: So which one is your box?
Ugly Salesman: *Open one with shoe*
Ugly Salesman: Is it this one?
Ugly Salesman: *Open empty box*
Ugly Salesman: Or is it this one
Me: Ah ya, this one, the EMPTY box
Kelly: Nononono, don't care about him... is this one
Me: God sake... >_>
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So I'm still rather unhappy the fact that I haven't buy anything today. So our last stop... Final stop... Uniqlo. I told myself, no matter what I will have to buy something there... JUST HAVE TO...

So the two girls went to look at some jacket, then I thought... maybe I should buy a hoodie also. Caused of Cody Rhodes... So I damn ass, I know I cannot wear a M size shirt, yet I die die trying those M size hoodie. In the end, OMG I CAN'T BELIEVED IT, I actually bought a M size jacket... Target Target...

That ends my day... good day ahead.

With Jessica
For the first time, Jessica said she will be the one planning outing with me. With that, I totally cannot reject that at all. Why? To show that she is not a useless women when it comes to planning an outing. Don't worry, I've seen worser LOL. You all should know the outcome by now...

We met a early because the movie was apparently going to start as early as 3.45pm, but I does not know what movie was she going to watch. Hence, apparently, she said it will be a surprise for me on that day. Our meeting time was 2.30pm and Jessica, like usual, did came not late when it comes to meeting me. The first thing she asked me was...

"Are you late because you masturbate before meeting me?" - Jessica

Only some understand that joke though. So I totally had no idea what she had planned for this outing. She told me to just follow her to have a pleasant surprise and so I did.

Jessica + Me: *Walk to Marina Square*
Jessica: Erm... why so quiet today? Don't seems like you today
Me: You didn't tell me to talk...?
Jessica: Don't be those boring fuck...
Me: Who?
Jessica: I've date a lot of guys before, all of them are mute!!!
Jessica: They don't know how to talk!!!
Jessica: Lester, Dave and you are only three normal guys!!!
Me: OH MY GOD, WE ARE NORMAL GUY? THAT'S A FIRST!!!
Jessica: Shouldn't have compliment...
Me: Oh come on... say it again
Jessica: ...........
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL

Then this somehow makes me remember one damn fail random chat by one guy that Jessica is dating.

Guy: I had Chicken Rice for lunch
Jessica: Um...
Jessica: Cool?
Jessica: Um...
Jessica: I had Pasta
Guy: Do you like Pasta a lot?
Jessica: Sure... that's why I ate it
Guy: Nice
Jessica: .........
Guy: .........

That was indeed cringe worthy, the funny thing after that is that Jessica messaged both Lester and I to ask for some help and Lester gave her this reply...

"Erm, okay...?"

Back to topic, so as we walked from City Hall to Marina Square, she noticed that a lot had been change aroung this stretch of shop. So she stopped at the gourmet popcorn store to get some caramel popcorn, which I told her I can't stand the smell and I walked away for a little while.

Me: Oh god, this shop is smelly...
Jessica: More like you are the one!!!
Me: ....... Do I smell like popcorn?
Me: I will wait inside one of those shop over there
Jessica: Okay, I will find you after I buy some delicious popcorn
Me: *Enter men's underwear shop*
Jessica: *Bought finished and found me inside a men's underwear shop*
Jessica: *Stands outside and stared me like she is going to kill me*
Jessica: *Calls me*
Jessica: Come find me when you are done!!!
Me: Come in find me laaaa
Jessica: *Enters women's pantie and bra shop*
Me: *Found her*
Me: .............
Jessica: :P :P :P :P :P
Me: *Enter anyway*
Jessica: O_O
Jessica: Hey.. take this one for me
Jessica: *Hand over me some panties*
Me: .........
Me: Nevermind... I'll wait outside >_>
Jessica: LOLOLOLOLOL

So as we carry on to walk to Marina Square's cinema, she found out one thing... The movie, somehow is not on the screen. Then she is like... don't know what to do... then I'm like, what's happening? Then she starts to act like nothing happened

Me: Why you staring at the screen for so long?
Jessica: Oh no la...
Me: ??? Which show are we watching?
Jessica: Let you guess!
Me: *Randomly say one movie from the screen*
Jessica: Wrong...
Jessica: Actually I got something I want to say
Jessica: I cannot find the movie up on the screen
Me: .............
Jessica: So...........
Jessica: What do you want to watch?

Pretty much sums it up, she let me decide, I decided not to watch anything LOL. We went to play some pool, since it is just right next door. Actually, I planned on playing pool and so I asked her to wear properly. But she did not listen to me about wearing properly. So basically when playing pool with her, I got free show to see, despite me telling her to cover up her shirt or not to play. So basically after that, we are in a total loss of what to do.

So we walked around Marina Square for a little longer before going to Japanese food store at City Link, somehow I missed the food there. Had my Teriyaki Chicken like I did on the first time there, food still fantastic like that time. While she has some weird set lunch along with some Salmon Sashimi. After eating, we then planned of what to do. She totally has no idea, infact I don't as well.

Then she got to pull some memory off my poor brain. She asked me to bring her around this place, like how I did that time when I decided to buy some almond and sunflower seeds for someone. At first I said no, caused it's like asking me to pull some memory out of my brain. Which I agree at the end, I want to see how stupid I am. But of course, that time I was calling Kelly, this time I am not. But then, I need to work with a new flow, caused I don't want her to walk back and forth as she don't really like walking to the same place twice on the same day.

So I thought I start my experience in Raffles place, went to B1 first, since there was this paper bag shop that I visit that time. Then she is like...

Jessica: O_O I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THERE IS THIS SHOP HERE!!!
Me: What happened to you?
Jessica: Actually why don't you just give her those almond and sunflower seeds? Like just those two only?
Me: It's like telling me to give you a cake without a box
Me: It's like giving you cooking oil without bottle
Me: It's like telling you to make me a bowl of noodle, but you put it on my hand instead of a bowl
Me: It's all about going that extra mile to make something presentable
Jessica: Actually, why do have to link everything to food?
Jessica: Plus, I'd glad to give you noodle without bowl and straight to your face next time
Me: .............
Me: I hope you will enjoy your birthday present next year
Jessica: Shit...
Me: Kay, I will give you that next year
Jessica: NONONONONO
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So we walked around there a little more, went to the CD shop next doors... then suddenly...

Jessica: Hey, I bet you bought something from this store right?
Me: Why?
Jessica: Look at that girl over there
Pretty Saleswomen: *Smiles at me*
Me: Do I look like some pervertic old man?
Jessica: Well... she does looks like your type
Me: Damn, you know my taste well
Me: But nah... I'm not those kind of guy...
Us: *Separate at that store*
Me: *Proceed to that Saleswomen*
Me: Hello, may I know if you all carrys "The Dark Knight" Blu Ray?
Pretty Saleswomen: Oh yes we did, please follow me
Me: *Follow her to a corner*
Jessica: *Noticed*
Me: :P :P :P
Jessica: ..........
Jessica: *Came close to us*
Me: Hey miss, Did you start working here recently?
Pretty Saleswomen: Yes, I started here like only few weeks ago
Me: Ah, no wonder. No wonder I didn't see you the other time I came here
Pretty Saleswomen: Were you looking for "The Dark Knight" too? Or you were looking for me?
Me: ..........
Me: How can I be looking for you if I don't even know you?
Me: But ya, I was looking for "The Dark Knight"
Pretty Saleswomen: LOLOLOL, then how did you noticed me today?
Me: A pretty women is rather hard to be missed
Pretty Saleswomen: Erm, here's your Dark Knight *Blushed like fuck*
Jessica: ...........
Pretty Saleswomen: Are you finding any other movie?
Me: Nah, just this will do
Pretty Saleswomen: You like The Dark Knight huh?
Me: Yea, he is awesome
Pretty Saleswomen: I suppose you want to be the Dark Knight?
Me: Not really, I'd be your white knight if I get the chance
Me: I guess I should go after saying that, someone going to kill me...
Me: *Point to Jessica*
Jessica: ........................
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Damn, that whole random chat took like like twenty minutes after a little editing and trying to remember that whole scenario. Then Jessica is like

Jessica: You never been so sweet to me before ah...
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL
Jessica: I think you stand a chance if you asked her for phone ya know
Me: No... I still don't have the balls to ask for phone numbers
Jessica: Come on GOGOGOGO!!!
Me: Nah...
Jessica: By the way, did you actually planned to buy that Blu Ray?
Me: To be honest... no
Jessica: Bias shiat that only look at face!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So after that, we didn't go to the Marina Square, caused we went there earlier. So I just brought her to Suntec City as our final destination... No, I'm not dying there. So nothing really funny as far as I remembered, so at the Carrefour, I still got missing even after coming here the other time. I mean, nothing really has changed... then I'm going to reveal some a secret here

Me: *Shit I forgot how to walk*
Me: Hey, you keep say here is your house right? YOU LEAD THE WAY!!!
Jessica: OKAY!!! Follow the boss!
-After 10 minutes of wondering around-
Me: *Saw a similar section*
Me: God, you don't even know your way in your house...
Me: Girl totally has no sense of direction at all!!!
Jessica: You know where to go meh!?!?!
Me: *Bring hers to the elevator*
Jessica: ...........

So I brought her to the seeds section, bought her some to let her try. Since she was rather curious how they taste being raw and not processed. After all of that, we went to TCC sat down and talk a little before heading home. I thought that was the end... and she is like we ate so much today, we got to run later.

Reached home at 8.30pm, ran at 9.30pm >_>. It's been a while since I actually went running with her. She says that she going to do it base on her style, which is running by time and not distant. As usual, she run for 45 minutes, I thought I almost died after running for the first 20 minutes, and she just continue to pushed me running. Damn, I should run with her again!

That concludes our day...

With Mark, Kelly and Wenyi
Yep again, though the more amazing stuff is that... Li Ling asked me go to her house as Jessie is there and I rejected it. The only idea of this outing is just wallet wallet and more wallet... or late late and more late. So last time we met, Kelly was late for an hour... today was Wenyi and Mark being late for 1 hour. I was later for few minuts, and kelly was early for few minutes and she can say it four hours >_>. So after we know that both of them are not here yet... we both is like

So I thought I will walk around looking at some branded wallet for fun first. Of course, without the intention of buying. Cause my budget currently is like only 300 dollars. There are two wallets that I aimed that are in more of the higher end wallet. Those are Prada Saffaino or Bottega Veneta Nero Intrecciato, both are like wayyyyy above my current budget. So I can only see and dream about those two wallets. So I just walked all around the top level of Ion, into the book store and walk here walk there

Us: *Walk passed a shop with a face outside*
Kelly: OMG!!! That face looks damn scary
Me: Which face?
Me: *Noticed*
Me: Oh my god.. KELLY!!!
Kelly: ...........
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So Wenyi and Mark ain't here yet, so I used the chance to disturb her a little more... Upon reaching the top floor of Ion, there was a restaurant with an aquarium outside and with some fish there

Me: Oh my god... KELLY!!!!!!!!
Kelly: ???
Me: Why are you inside a tank?
Kelly Damn you!!!
Us: *Look at other fish first*
Kelly: Oh man!!! This totally look like you!!!
Me: *Move to the uglier fish*
Me: Then this must be you liao
Kelly: DAMN YOU
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So we finally walked around until we are tired and Kelly is hungry like a ghost. We then decided to pay Xin Wang Cafe a visit and wait for both Mark and Wenyi, nothing much to say here. Finally at around 4.30 both Wenyi(Earlier) and Mark finally reached. Finally, our shopping truely start... or is it MY shopping?

We finally make our way to Porter International, the wallet that I'm dying to buy. Then I noticed something...

"Suddenly, I'm not interested to buy"

Yep, that is what exactly I said. So I walk around the shop and look at some old school wallet. You know, those with two piece of noisy sticky things in the middle? When you open, it was so noisy and you will actually felt like you are back in primary school? So yea...

Me: Oh man, this wallet is old school
Me: Imagine when you eating in a high class restaurant..
Me: The bill finally came and it cost 500 dollars
Me: *Open the wallet with pzzzzzt sound*
Mark: I think it will be better if you talk softer
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So after lost interest with that wallet, I decided to walk a little more to those higher end brand. Like Montblanc and Dunhill, and I'm surprise... the price of those wallet isn't much different from the Porter International, which leads me to this question...

"Porter International or Higher End brand with design I not so like?"

That question make me deviate even further from what I had in mind. So we walked around Taka alittle more and than Paragon and finally, WE ARE HUNGRY. So I thought of going earlier, despite Kelly having dinner not so long ago. Caused, I know there will be a long line there.

After waiting for sometimes, it's finally our turn to have the curry. I will write some mini review for the shop first...

Shop: CURRY HOUSE CoCo ICHIBANYA
Claimed to be one of the best Japan Curry in Japan. Having only eaten Go Go Curry in Singapore, I have to say that both are similar in term of taste. But, CoCo have much more variety for us to choose from.

They got the basic section, to vegetables section and even to omelette section. With each section having more than five variety for you to choose from. After you are done choosing your main meal. You are then allowed to choose the portion you want, lesser, standard, more and even more. After that, you are then able to picked the spices level.

The spices level range from Not Spicy to Extremely Spicy. If you wanna guage how spicy they are...

Wenyi has curry of Level 0, which is more like the standard. She sort of claimed that the curry is just nice. By the way, she is not a common curry/spices eater.

Kelly and Mark has level 1, Kelly knows how to eat spicy food, but for some reason, Kelly just find that curry to be way too spicy for her liking

I, then picked level 3, which is in the center. To be honest, I don't really find it that spicy, or enough spicy if I'm really looking for something spicy. By the way, I love the Ayam Penyet in school and I eat frequently, that should be a good gauge.

In my opinion, the curry was rather nice, thick, sweet and spicy. Like how a Japanese Curry should taste like. But, they should have bigger space for more customer, that place was really not big enough.

Overall: 4/5

Okay, back to the event that had happened in that small shop of CoCo. First thing first, there are one pretty lady and one cute lady over there. The first shit event that happened was the guy customer beside us, accidently spilled his drink all over. Left and without saying sorry. He should be burned or drowned in coke.

So as we are eating... suddenly the cute staff came to served us...

Cute Waitress: *Refilling water for us*
Mark: May I ask...
Us: ?????
Mark: How long is your hair?
Cute Waitress: Huh...?
Cute Waitress: *Blushed*
Cute Waitress: I think until shoulder length...
Mark: Cannot be what, mine is longer than yours, but your bun looks bigger
Us: LOLOLOLOL
Me: Try not to care about him, thanks
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

For your info, Mark hair is like a bun behind.

So after that, we are like...

Wenyi: Eh Mel, your hair how long ah?
Me: Wait ah, I take ruler measure
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Wenyi: Your eyebrown how think?
Kelly: Your hair how heavy?
Me: Eh, why not you ask that guy beside how long is his hair?
Bald Guy: *Eat curry*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yea, you get the idea. It sort of became the topic of the day. Then suddenly I noticed, that girl no longer come back to pour water for us...

Me: Weird, that girl don't come back anymore
Them: Ohhhhh, why? You want her refill right?
Pretty Waitress: Sir?
Me: *Look at her?
Me: Yes? *Smiles*
Pretty Waitress: May I keep your plate?
Me: Oh, yes please. Thank you
Them: ..............
Me: *Continue drink water*
Kelly: Why you keep drink water???
Kelly: You want that girl to refille for you right?
Me: *Take out my bottle*
Me: If can refill this jiu good
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

But too bad, my bottle is full at that time. So I see no purpose of asking her, until disturb her. LOL

So finally, we are done eating. Time for me to look for some clothes and pant for next week Dick's(YES HIS NAME, DON'T ASK) birthday. So this is like the first few time I actually buying shirt for myself and test the fit myself. So after walking for like 10 shops, I decided on this shop, before the other shop close down.

So in that shop I am testing my clothes for over thrity minutes... they are like OMG CAN YOU BE FASTER, DO YOU KNOW WE ARE WAITING?

Them: Can faster or not?
Them: Only makes us wait nia...
Me: Aiseh, don't who here like make me wait for one hour before hor..
Me: OPS, is you three
Them: ..........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So after much trying, I just decided on a shirt and pant. Our final destination, Porter International. Actually I was quite ready to buy one wallet, caused I really want to have a new wallet for the new year... Upon arriving...

Shop: *Closed*
Me: ......... *Throw Vulgarities*

So finally, it's time to go home. End of my lovely day and painful day for them!!!

Some nice songs I want to share...

Random Chat
#1
Part 1
Victor: How's life
Me: Good, do you remember Jocelin?
Victor: Who's that?
Me: That small shorty girl?
Victor: OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Part 2
Me: Eh, you remember Victor?
Jocelin: No... who?
Me: Nevermind... but he remember you
Jocelin: WHO!?!?!?!
Me: Well...
Me: He remember via
Me: A small shorty girl
Me: /Check his house for fire
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#2
Me: *Throw my old pant away*
Mum: Don't waste!!! Give your father wear...
Me: >_________>
-Next day-
Mum: I let your father wear this pant... he said
Dad: This is pant or sarong?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3
Me: I see my friend de status...
Pretty Friend's Status: If I die, I want a WiFi beside my tomb, so people will come visit me
Me: Man... she is pretty
Me: If she put free sex, I think it will work also
Miss R: Erm, she's dead.. in tomb...
Me: OH YA HOR... fuck...
Miss R: Necrophile
Me: >_____________>
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#4
Kelly: Mark says he going ah?
Me: That's what he say la... Action or not I dunno
Us: LOLOLOLOL <- Inside Joke
Kelly: He better come, if not end up see your face only damn bad luck
Me: See my face is a honor okay...
Kelly: You tell him ah?
Me: Like that I go out with other girls liao
Me: Like Jessie, Wei Ting, Pamela, Rebecca
Me: Just a few I can name...
Me: If not can also Koda, Ayumi, Namie, Utada or Boa
Me: Unless really bo bian...
Me: Then Helly, Melly, Holly or Kolly
Kelly: I swear I never kill people before... and you will be the first to die
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#5
Random China Girl: COME LE!!! WE HERE WAITING FOR YOU!! YOU DONT COME!!!
Me: Not I don't want go ah... from here go there VERY FAR LE
Random China Girl: WHAT FAR? YOU FROM HOUGANG COME HERE IS FAR AH?
Random China Girl: I FROM CHINA NOT FAR LA?!?!?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Jokes: Will this happen to me? :D
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle." Stunned, the young man says, "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her," she says.

- Melvin - Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year -

Title: It's Christmas again!!!

2011-12-21T08:30:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas everyone. But I don't care, cause I don't celebrate Christmas! But still, there are still people out there who does celebrate christmas. In English, it is said as "Happy Christmas". I also would like to wish Aaden a very Happy Birthday. You know, this entry was actually planned to be posted at the end of the holiday. But it seems I got enough content for this entry, and just nice, I completed writing it on Christmas.

You know, I don't like holiday is because it is usually boring to stay at home. You see, playing games and more games and more games. But this time round, I totally has no mood to play games. Cause it's like, this is a short holiday. So don't expect me to play a short game, I don't like. So I thought I will make this last holiday a little bit more special.

By catching up with most of my friends or relatives. Infact a lot of them. So it start off with Jessie and Li Ling, so if you miss that out, go take a look. Pretty entertaining

So I... actually gained two new reader. Welcome my niece, En En and Dawn. You might see their name appear later. Especially En En LOL. So new people, I will have to intro some common name in my blog again

With Lester
Lester is a Ragnarok buddy, whom was caught by surprise when Lester, Jessica and I live so damn near each other. So we break our online barrier and met in real life. Lester is sort of a more perverted guy, but it's okay, all guys is. It's just how we show them.

It's been way way way way way too long since Lester and I went out and do something together. The last time was rougly more than six months ago, just drinking coffee somewhere. Thought we did bump into each other frequently near our house. But then, if we bump into each other, we probably just point each other middle finger anyway.

So I'm going swimming, so I thought I asked him since we both are usually free. So he is like, just nice, he wants to swim as well. I mean, it is hard to find a good weather for swimming this day...

So we met at the bus stop

Me: *Wear a sleeveless shirt*
Lester: *Came wearing a "I love Vigina" shirt*
Me: .............
Me: You serious blo?
Lester: Priest, what do you mean by that
Me: Sorry, I'm not a holy person, please don't call me priest.
Me: Obviously, you are not holy either, so please do use the word priest
Lester: Fuck, I'm more holy than anymore
Me: YAYAYAYA
Me: YOU MEAN HOLY SHIT HOLY CRAP AND HOLY FUCK?
Me: AND SINCE WHEN HOLY PERSON WEAR A I LOVE VIGINA SHIRT?
Me: If you want to play with me... then...
Me: You can prepare to die
Lester: This is why I love you, dude
Me: FUCK, I AM NOT A FUCKING VIGINA!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yea, we literally shout at bus stop... and damn, we cause alot of other commuter laugh as well. As well as a cute girl there LOL.

Me: So, what with this shirt?
Lester: Erm, seriously, I just randomly picked one and wore.
Lester: I don't even know what I am wearing until you shout at me just now
Me: Oh man... I got so much to say over here.
Me: Let me get this straight, you might randomly wore this shirt
Me: But who in the correct mind will BUY this shirt?
Lester: Oh, I AM PROUD TO BE A MAN!!!
Me: ............
Me: So what about me?
Lester: Your shirt looks like some woman spag
Lester: You called that proud to be a man?
Lester: Go fuck yourself
Man: *Random man wearing sleeveless shirt look at our direction*
Lester: Ops... I'm sorry...
Me: You know there's a distinctive difference between proud to be a man, and BE A MAN
Lester: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So our bus arrives, and what the hell. He just did something I totally has no balls to do. Asking a stranger for a number. I mean I don't dare now, but maybe in the future.

Lester: How is that? Am I a man now?
Me: Well did ya her number?
Lester: No
Me: Then there two types of man
Me: A successor and a failure. You're definitely the latter one
Lester: I would like to see you communicate with a woman later.
Me: -Challenge accepted pose-
Me: Challenge accpted

So I went to talk to the lady that Lester asked the number from.

Me: Erm, miss
Lady: You going to talk to me?
Me: ...........
Me: Erm, Lester, does this count as communication?
Lester: NO!!!!!!!!
Me+Girl: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Well, miss, I'm Howard, how can I addressed you?
Lady: Miss will do just fine...
Me: How about missy?
Lady: I'm not a nurse!!!
Me: Actually, I'm not surprised that you didn't gave him your number. After all his shirt...
Lester: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY SHIRT!!!!!!!!
Lady: Hahahaha, yea, his shirt is scary
Me: Hey miss, are you going to the swimming pool too?
Lady: Oh, no... I'm heading to the gym
Me: But miss, you already look fantastic, why do you still want to go to the gym? Sort of unlike me, I need to lose some weight
Lester: Mother of God... first time I see you complimenting someone
Lady: Well, no harm getting a better body right?
Me: Well I do agree on that.. oh, we have to alight already
Lady: Hey, all the best in losing weight! Maybe we will see each other again
Lester: YES!!! IF WE SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN, I WILL GET YOUR NUMBER
Me: SHE IS TALKING TO ME!!!
Lester: NO U
Me: Ya me
Lester: ........... shit
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I'm getting more natural talking to stranger these days. Got to give props to my guy classmate, Lester and my bro. I really learn a lot from them, especially when talking to women.

Lester: I'm so going to burn this shirt...
Me: Proud to be an ass, I mean a man
Lester: _|_
Lester: Hey, I believe you got a girlfriend already right?
Me: Well no, haven't found one that I will really chase
Lester: Well, what about that girl? What about Jessie? Miss R?
Me: That girl? I never liked her beofre
Me: Jessie? I'm just playing
Me: Miss R? I haven't met her
Me: Well you see, I'm not like you. I just don't have the balls to ask a pretty stranger for phone number.
Lester: Want to try later?
Me: Nah, I'm not accepting this challenge
Pretty girl: *Walk pass looking at me*
Me: *Give a smile back*
Lester: *Notice*
Lester: HEY LADY! THIS GUY HERE WANTS YOUR NUMBER!
Me: Wai... wait.. what?
Pretty girl: I'M ATTACHED!
Me: Lester... WANTS YOUR VIGINA
Lester: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty girl: _|_ But,nice shirt!
Lester: Ok, I'm not buring
Me: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The last two paragraph kinds of show me that speaking to stranger isn't really anything scary at all. But it sort of makes me wonder if Lester's girlfriend really don't mind if Lester talking to female stranger. Oh well, who knows.

So we went to change our shirt and went to the big pool. Before entering... I saw...

Top 10 prettiest girl in Singapore. Short hair... tanned body... nice sports figure and sweet face. So Lester and I are targeting fifty rounds under 1 hour and 30 mins. So we waste no time and focus on our swimming. So after 50 rounds...

Lester: You don't look tired at all
Me: Is that a compliment or what?
Lester: Wtf? Of course it's a compliment
Me: LOL, I thought you might say I don't put in effor in swimming.
Lester: Oh wow, that's a weird sandwich
Me: NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
Lester: Look at that girl's hand, holding that float
Me: ......
Me: I am seeing a lot of sandwich around here there
Me: Especially all the kids learning how to swim
Lester: Well, I like the GIRL(I know why he focus on this word) that hold that sandwich
Lester: Do you like those that hold sandwich?
Me: Of course, who don't like that?
Lester: Wtf, you fucking pedobear. You like those kid taking those float right!?!?!
Me: ...............
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So after swimming, we prepared and left for Hougang Mall to grab our dinner. So he goes to his normal girl's should be in kitchen stuff again

Lester: Hey, ask Jessica out
Me: In before Jessica should stay in kitchen
Lester: LOLOLOLLOL FUCK, REALLY, CALL HER
Me: *Phone Ica*
Me: Yo Jessica, wanna come out of your kitchen and have dinner with us?
Lester: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jessica: HUH? What? I'm not in my kitchen
Me: Oh... you're not in your kitchen?
Lester: SHE'S WHAT!?!?!?!
Me: What with the rage?
Lester: HOW COME SHE IS NOT IN THE KITCHEN!?!?!?!?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jessica: ........ I'll sure kill you next week, when I see you Melvin...
Jessica: Helping my mum with Tang Yuan, can't meet you both
Me: Alright, see ya next week babe
Jessica: Yea, see ya next week~
Me: Well, Jessica isn't coming cause she is doing some Tang Yuan..
Lester: Huh? She's what?
Me: She is making some gluten rice ball
Lester: Nonono... SHE IS MAKING FOOD!?!?!? MIRACLE!!!!!!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL WTF. SHE NOT IN KITCHEN YOU SHOUT, SHE IS MAKING FOOD YOU ALSO SHOUT
Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!?!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So we settle in at a Kopitiam, ate our dinner. Has a guy to guy talk. Yea, I mean, we both may be noisy like fuck sometime. But we do have our guy to guy talk alright. Yea, since it's a guy to guy talk. I can't really write what we say. But then he remind me stuff that I sort of forgot. After that, we soon went home. It was a short but enjoyable outing with him. I hope it won't be another few months till we meet again. And no, don't love me. Thanks.

With Li Ling
So long short story. She is my Final Year Project mate, and also the one that cause Jessie and Melvin thingy. So she said she want to eat buffet this week, so I thought I'll go ahead, I mean it has been awhile since I ate some good foooood. Actaully I was going to suggesting eating at Kuishinbo, which is a Japanese Buffet Restaurant. If you think Sakura is nice, wait till you try Kuishinbo. So anyway, if anyone want to eat Kuishinbo, give me a heads-up. I want to eat there again.

As usual, my mum asked me...

Mum: Eh, where are you going today?
Me: Oh, I'll be accompany my friend to the hospital first
Mum: O_O, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Me: ???
Me: A female...
Mum: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?!?!?
Me: I HASN'T DONE ANYTHING............. I'M JUST ACCOMPANY A FRIEND FOR A MEDICAL CHECK UP
Mum: Oh... have your dinner outside
Me: *Facepalm*

Then today, I thought I have throw away my old thinking. As in, I thought I won't get angry if someone waste my time. But somehow Li Ling sort of proof that I still have that mindset. Cause the original time of meeting at 2.00pm has changed to 2.30pm suddenly. So inside me, I sort of flared up abit

So I went to NUH, having this mindset of that checkup will be fast and quick. BUT NOOOOOOOO. Her checkup starts at around 2.45pm and we left the hospital at around 6pm. So I basically waste my whole afternoon that I can use to do my work, at a hospital waiting for nothing.

Actually I don't really mind, cause I sort of see some of the patient, thinking to myself that I am actually quite fortunate to live normally.

WELL, If you do know me well, you will know that I do prefer nurse over police, teacher or whatever. IF YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT LOLOLOL. So it's like the last time I went to the hospital, I didn't really care about the surrounding, caused I'm so sick; fever if I recall correctly.

So I also take this chance of sort of understand the standard of Singapore hospital's nurse. Since Li Ling say she know two pretty nurse there. So I met Li Ling, and she is late and she straight went to the department where she will be doing her checkup. The first nurse that caught my eye was...

A male? I'm like, are you serious bro? Cause it's like her hairstyle and her attire totally represent a male. So I at first thought she was a male, until I heard his voice... I cringe. A female voice, I thought I heard wrongly, so I try to listen more carefully. I'm affirmative that he has a female voice... so after Li Ling has got her blood sample. I asked her...

Me: Erm, just now inside got two nurse or one nurse and one doctor?
Li Ling: Huh?? Why you talk like so chim?
Me: Inside got one female and one male right?
Li Ling: No... inside got two female nurse
Me: ....... Just now one short hair...?
Li Ling: OH, SHE IS NURSE LAI DE LA
Me: *Facepalm*

So welcome to Singapore hospital. So the more I see, the more I am disappointed. Pssh, I would rather go back to my fantasy nurse world.

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But there was actually one I would say above average looking nurse. Once she open her mouth, my mind is like "Chao ni nai ma". Yep, you should know what country she is from... It's either fantasy and reality has too big difference or I have a too high expectation.

So apparently, during that time NUH has a small christmas celebration where they give gifts to young children. As you know Li Ling is a rather small size girl, despite the fact that she is 20 years old. Then this part get really weird

First Nurse: Merry Christmas!!! I would like you to have this present!!
Li Ling: No thanks... I'm 20 years old
First Nurse: O__________O
Me: ...........
Me: *Notice the first nurse went back and discuss with other colleague*
Second Nurse: Hi! Have this balloon!
Li Ling: Erm... no need
Second Nurse: How about this present???
Li Ling: I'm 20 years old
Second Nurse: Oh... O___O???
Me: lol
Li Ling: Walao!!! I don't like people think I'm a small girl cause of my height
Third Nurse: Merry Christmas, have this present
Li Ling: ...........
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then there was this nurse friend of hers... she is like

Friend Nurse: Hey... you very small size!!! Help me go get present!!!
Random Nutse: You want balloon ah?
Li Ling: Neh... got balloon ma
Friend Nurse: I want present!!!!!
Me: >_>
Me: <_<
Me: ...

So I spent most of my time there playing games instead LOL. I really wish I can use that time to do project argh. So soon, we left for Vivo... cause I wanted to check out some present.

Before I talk about Vivo, I want to talk a little about Jessie LOL. I'll do it in chat form... much easier, per se.

Me: So tomorrow buffet... you try ask ask who want to join
Li Ling: I KNOW YOU WANT JESSIE!!!
Me: I never say anything hor
Li Ling: It's okay... I understand you... I go ask now
Li Ling: You really is GG
Li Ling: Jessie scared to come because of you
Me: Okay ma...

So I don't feel anything. LOL... but then at hospital Jessie and Li Ling Whatsapp each other...

Li Ling: Come le!!!
Jessie: Today me really is cannot make it ler
Li Ling: Walaoooo
Jessie: This Saturday I free
Jessie: I meet you and Melvin on Saturday laaa
Me:

I seriously don't understand her LOL. But anyway, sad or happy, I'm not so sure. But I got no intention to meet her actually, I'm really waiting for Valentine. Fuck, I'm dead if anyone knows her is reading my blog LOL. So we went to Vivo after confirming that Jessie isn't coming, it's been quite sometime since I last visited there. We first went to Asian Kitchen to have our dinner. So the waitress that serve us... was a piony? Or was she China? I thought she was China cause of her accent, but the don't understand chinese... So I thought weird

As I don't feel like eating alot. So I just anyhow order the msot expensive noodle off the menu... Soft Shell Crab noodle with spice. So I manage to finish it and time to shop for present for Aaden for his birthday, which falls on Christmas day. Yea, you got it... Christmas baby.

But I do go off course alot alot alot... Like for example, I went to the game shop, the pet shop, the DVD shop, the Samsung shop, Japanese shop and alot alot alot. Plus Li Ling is complain she is very tiring. LOL I MEAN HELLO, I WASTED LIKE 3 HOURS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR NO REASON LOL. Finally to Toy'r'us... oh man, finding a present for a baby isn't easy at all. So with my budget, I'm only able to get a small gift for him... Oh well.

You know, before we went home. Li Ling want to buy a mineral water, then after purchasing, I automatically open her water bottle. She is like damn surprise that I know what to do. In fact, I'm also surprise why I know how to do LOL. I guess these are those small things that make me special. /Thickskin

With Wei Jian
Before we start anything...

"Celebrate Christmas Eve with you is abit disgusting" - Wei Jian
"Just waste my Christmas Eve with a guy..." - Melvin

How we felt... LOL. This outing isn't really a Christmas Eve Celebration. It's more of Wei Jian collecting some dead body while I just want to check on some price or some present that I'm going to buy.

Our original time of meeting is 3.30... but at 3.00 he SMSed he say he will late...

Wei Jian: Where are you?
Me: At MRT liao le... still early what (3.05pm)
Wei Jian: Hahaha sucker... make sure you can reach by 3.30
Wei Jian: Tell you a secret........ I still at home
Me: .........
Me: You then make sure you can reach by 3.30...
Me: Nevermind... me give you a little more time, by 3.35
-Awhile more-
Wei Jian: I take taxi...
Me: Then where you alight? Taxi stand or?
Wei Jian: Ion... you wait for me inside
Me: Of course is Ion....
Wei Jian: Then you still ask...
Me: ................
Me: -Give up-

So he say he will be reaching at 4.00, so I thought I will drop by Plaza Sing to check on some present and an extra battery for my phone. So at there, I witness an epic event... more like heard of one

Girl: Hey dear~
Man: Yea?
Girl: What do you want to have for dinner?
Man: Hmmm...
Man: Do you want to try something new?
Girl: Sureeeee, as long as it is nice
Man: I know a hotel that sell sausage meat
Girl: What so special?
Man: Well... it is dear/deer sausage meat
Girl: Coool!! I want I want
Man: What did you call me just now?
Girl: Hey Dea....
Girl: ................
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So I walk around that place like a dog, just to find a the M1 shop. Then I know why I cannot find the shop, it has been close down... So I wasted like 10 minutes walking around just to find. So time is almost up, time to go to Ion to wait for Wei Jian... Reached at 4.00 and so I

Wait.

Wait..

Wait...

Wait....

Wait.....

Then I received a call at 4.30... Finally he arrived. But when he greet me, he greet me with a middle finger LOL and he is like...

"I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TO BE LATE!!!!!!!!!!"

So he's hungry and we decide to have an early dinner. He say he got an awesome place to recommend for ramen, so I thought... why not?

But anyway, the place is called Baikohken at Takashimaya Basement. Apparently, from what Wei Jian told me, it is a store that is being cooked by real Japanese Chef. Also, I rarely eat Ramen, so how does Baikohken fares from me?

So for the basic, there are two prices. A regular that cost 13.50 and a half bowl that cost 10.00. The prices starts to increase till like 20 odd dollars. For my serving, I just bought the basic regular, it came with three bamboo and two char siew.

Wei Jian order 19 dollars, came with like 138752934562975 char siew. I'll explain the number later... But food and soup is not that bad, there are alot of other condiments for you to add for your own liking... So while eating

Wei Jian: Next time come here, must try the miso ramen
Wei Jian: LUCKY I NO MONEY AH... IF NOT I TRY
Me: The Miso Ramen how much?
Wei Jian: 22 dollars I think
Me: Your one how much?
Wei Jian: 19 dollars...
Me: BASKET, ONLY THREE DOLLARS DIFFERENT YOU CANNOT PAY AH?

Cause his bowl has alot of ramen... so it's like he keeps giving me char siew... After that...

Wei Jian: Walao... the menu say like 7 char siew, but I ate like over 10 piece sia
Me: Me also ma... menu write 2 to 3 piece...
Me: But somehow I ate like 5 piece sia
Wei Jian: Walao, I give you char siew ma...
Wei Jian: Mine one no one give le
Me: Christmas... got santa
Wei Jian: ..............

Then I'm like...

-Before Eating-
Me: I scare after eating this ramen, I don't dare to eat school de ramen...
Me: Cause I scare this one way too nice than school
-After Eating-
Me: Nabei, if I don't eat school de ramen, it's because I'm scare of ramen now
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So we walked around Taka for awhile before heading back to Ion, to collect a dead body. What dead body?

Long short story: Wei Jian's wallet drop into a pond, spoilt, sent to repair service, beyond hope.

PS: Come to think of it, my summary isn't that half bad.

So we went to Dior... with his receipt... and to collect a wallet dead body

Wei Jian: This is the guy last time that serve me...
Wei Jian: This is the girl that took my wallet last time
Me: .............
Girl: *Took out the wallet*
Girl: You can still choose to use the wallet...
Girl: We have polished the wallet for you...
Girl: Have a nice day!
Wei Jian: *Look at me*
Wei Jian: Have a nice day.....
Wei Jian: How to have a nice day?
Wei Jian: You can still choose to use...
Wei Jian: How to use this wallet?
Wei Jian: Polish for simi lan?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

And so, we walk around Ion for a little more. Went to the bookstore at the top of the shop... Walk to the stationary section

Me: I want to check out some pencil
Wei Jian: I thought your pencil 14 dollars... not enough?
Me: I want find more expensive de
Wei Jian: ............
Me: AISEH!!! Here sell 16 dollars... must be nicer to be use
Wei Jian: ............
Me: I don't know why I like stationary so much
Wei Jian: I stand here, don't move, also stationary
Wei Jian: You like me?
Me: .............

So we start to walk at Ion top level a bit more, then I came across this shop called Paradise Restaurant... where there is a damn long queue outside

Me: Walao, this what shop sia, alot of people
Wei Jian: You know hor, everytime I go geyland
Wei Jian: Don't know why every shop that got the word Paradise
Wei Jian: Will have a lot of people one
Me: .............

Then we did some window shopping and finally went to Coffee Bean to take a break before going home. At there, then I notice something...

I ATE FIVE DAMN CHOCOLATE TODAY!!!!!!!!!

1 - Some random chocolate at home
2 - Chocolate egg tart that burn my tongue
3 - TINY chocolate milkshake from Once Upon a Milk Shake
4 + 5 - PURE DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FROM COFFEE BEAN

Oh man, I totally enjoy my holiday life, though each day I live it sinfully after an heavy meal. I don't recall having any light meal during my holiday. LOL

Then few chats related to Wei Jian's wallet
1#
Me: You like that walk quite satki ma
Wei Jian: Of course... walk around with a Dior bag sioll
Me: Unlike me, hand got nothing
Wei Jian: Just make sure no one know that inside this bag is a spoilt wallet
Us: LOLOLOL

2#
Wei Jian: I think when I go home with this bag
Wei Jian: My mum will definitely say something
Me: At most when she scold you
Me: You just throw away like a boss lor
Wei Jian: Ya hor, spoilt wallet anyway

3#
Wei Jian: I really feel like throw my wallet away
Wei Jian: I want to throw outside Ion
Wei Jian: Then after throw liao
Wei Jian: See all people face...
Wei Jian: Wahahaha
Me: ............

4#
Us: *Leaving Coffee Bean*
Me: Oi, you never take your wallet
Wei Jian: Never take then never take la
Us: LOLOLOLOL

5#
Wei Jian: Walao, my coin pouch dirty sia
Me: Go polish la
Wei Jian: This wallet cannot polish one la
Wei Jian: Maybe got hor
Wei Jian: I go cut spoil my wallet, then I send for repair
Wei Jian: Then maybe they say no hope liao, will help polish then tell me still can use
Wei Jian: _|_
Me: .........

Random Chat
#6 - Hair
Wei Jian: Eh, you kena shock my ligthning ah?
Miss R: Did you have a haircut on a roof or something?
Lester: Dude, did you just survive some ligthning strike?
En En: Woah!!! Super Saiyan!!! You tio lightning ah?
Me: ............
Me: I at home, take plastic file, then I rub, then I put above my hair
Me: Then I go out le
Jessica: You take file and put above your head right?
Me: No, I tio electric shock
Jessica: .........

#7 - Aaron Tan
Wei Jian: Yesterday I watch that Aaron Tan video hor...
Wei Jian: Then I was reading through comment ma
Wei Jian: Then got this comment
Comment: Got this hokkien phrase
Comment: But say in chinese
Comment: Then I got this hokkien phrase for you
Comment: 不懂,不要不懂,要不然变垃圾桶
-Later-
Qing Yan: Randall How! 你懂吗
Randall How: 懂
Us: 不懂,不要不懂,要不然变垃圾桶!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#8 - Chinese Word?
Guy 1: You know how human word in chinese is created?
Guy 2: By drawing shape of stickman... then slowly change
Guy 1: Like that, how about vigina?
Guy 2: Like that you draw a hole lor
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Joke: A Christmas Joke for you all
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension

Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner.
Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.

Can you please help me?

Sincerely, Edna

The postal worker was touched.. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.

By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent off to the woman.

The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.

All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $4 missing.

I think it might have been those idiots at the post office.

Sincerely, Edna

- Melvin - Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho -

Title: Our last Common Test

2011-12-10T02:55:00.001-08:00

Oh wow, this blog got to be one of the most troublesome entry I have ever type. I had changed so much of the contents here. Infact I was so ready to post this post before the common test week. But then I sort of wait, cause I got post some rather sensitive paragraph, which I am not really sure if I want to post them up. Glad I waited, know the truth a bit more. Now, I'm ready to write what I truely feel... CAUSED I'M A HAPPY MAN TODAY, DAMN. So if you read, and feel somehow different. Try thinking that I wrote it before common test.

I AM HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why? I'll tell ya later.

Yep, I am doing this blog post while I am resting. But I only can write so much within awhile, I guess this will be a very short -cough- entry. Why I cough, when I say short, it always end up as one of the longest entry I have ever written. So yea, this will be the last common test we will be taking, unless we retain of course. BUT TOUCH ALL THE WOOD IN THE WHOLE WORLD, I'M NOT GOING TO RETAIN. HELL NO.

But the problem of studying right now is that, I has not study for over like half a year. So it's like telling me to start doing something I hate after I did not done for a long period of time.

Wait? Melvin, if you hasn't been studying, what have you been doing for the last six months? Incase you really forgot or don't know... I have been doing attachment and doing my Final Year Project. Which totally doesn't require any study at all. Cause for attachment, I will be just going to a company outside to do my work and during Final Year Project, I was just given a project to do and just got to hand up when the deadline come...

But yes, I always stay in the library room to do my project. Why? Good memory, bad ending, I don't want to say. But I rarely stay in the place I should be at, plus studying is not required! But now, it is all back to the old time, where we guys will be studying inside a library room. Yes, study...

For some reason, as much as I don't like to study, I sort of miss this moment where all the guys all study together... There isn't really much to say when it come to study... do you really want me to blog everything on how I study and what I study? Psssh, I'll pass. Even if you want to read, I don't want to type them out... So meh, I'm going to blabber some of my own stuff :D

New stuff that I am trying!

#1
I want to prove to myself if this sentence is real, Minds over Matter. I think that phrase is something like that... or is it Minds over Body? But meh, that's not the point. The week prior to common test, we have the chance to go back home early. So there was this day where I went home in the noon. But by then, I'm abit stressed out from the exam. So I thought I want to try something new, to take a break off exam.

Running in the evening.

Yea, I am always ashame to run when there is sun. Cause I do not want other people to see me running. See how I fail. See how fat I am. But the point is, I got to the point where I am sort of comfortable, to even dare to wear short sleeve outside. Yea, I never dare to wear short sleeve out before.

So anyway, running in the evening. So I thought I want to do something more. Usually the maximum I run around my usual route is exactly 2.4km and I will stop and went home. Of course I am dead tired by then. This time, I ran in the evening...

I hit 2.4km, I'm not tired, I told myself to run even more and so I did. I completed two rounds around my usual lap, which is around 3km. Where I am so ready to stop, but then I tell myself again. I just want to push myself even more. So I went for another round.

THIS IS THE TIME WHERE MY BODY STARTS TO SAY NO. But my mind keep telling myself... just a bit left... I can do it... So eventually... I completed 4.5km without stopping. My personal record, something I never thought I can actually do.

So from that time onwards, whenever I want to stop running or exercise cause I'm tired. I'm basically shooting myself in the feet. Stop because you are tired, is nothing but a weak excuse.

#2
At first I thought this is bullshit. Cause, when you study hard, it means you are study smart + even more. So like year 2, I studied hard. I can literally study the whole chapter notes, including those unimportant part. So you know what...

Study Smart, not study hard.

But then year 3, final common test. Not sure if I have gotten stupid or I have gotten smart when it comes to study. I dare to not study certain part, I only study some part..

Yea yea, say so much, later result come out will know LOL. During year 2, I would spend like two week prior and start to study like a damn dog. But this year, meh, I really got lazy. The week prior to test, I didn't really study. I just merely read through my notes and highlight them. Unlike year 2, where I will write all the main point on a fullscap paper for every single notes of each module.

Then my real study, really starts on Sunday. Cause the next day is the actual test. But the study was actually quite half-assed. Like I just read through notes and notes and even more notes. Without trying to like write down anything. So in the end, I from trying to remember the whole damn paper, became reading like only 1/2 of each paper. Just trying my luck here and there, trying to spot questions.

Then I got lazier as day passes, I studied lesser and lesser. But it's okay, I'm happy. I'll let my result do the talking.

If my result is BAD, when I will do nothing, but to blog in shame LOL. See ya again when the results are out. That will be my 200th entry.

#3
New hairstyle. I always want to change hairstyle, since like few months ago. But my hairstylish that time just shot me down. Cause what I want is basically a short hairstyle, without fringe. But actually I was shot down by three people.

Ica is like saying, short hair is for handsome ang mo only~

Rin is like... your face isn't suitable for short hair

Hairstylish is the more fuck one, your face is too fat for short hair LOL

That time, I believe I was 85kg or so. So as you know, I've been losing quite a lot of weight recently, and is still continuning. So now I am below 80kg, my face is sharper. So I told myself, I'm going to try again. So this time I went to a more expensive shop to have a haircut.

I was planning to go Redz. But they cost like over 50 dollars for a director hairstylist. So I dropped the idea and went to Twister instead. Went for the creative hairstylist cause the director was busy with others. Cost 30 dollars. So at first was a girl that washes my hair.

In my brain, I am like god no please... In case you don't know, I don't like girls to cut my hair, let alone wash my hair. No... I don't care pretty or aunty LOL, I just don't like it. But thankfully she only washes and a rather hot male hairstylist took over.

So I discussed with him the style I want. Same as last time, I told him I was a short hair and preferbly without fringe and so I asked for recommendation. So he then asked if I have any hairstyle that I want to try. So I showed him this picture

Then he starts to examine my face. Then he describes abit of the hairstyle that will look on me. Then he went ahead and cut it. He told me it will be a big transformation, and asked if I am going to army or I am just want to change hairstyle.

I told him I just want to change, but I am sort of afraid cause of the past negatives comment. So he say, then he will do a backup hairstyle. Yea, WTF worthy. So he stopped and explain to me. He say, if I don't like the new hairstyle, he will give me guideline on what to cut to get back to my old hairstyle.

So as he cut, my heart sank. My fringe, my sideburns(not like I got any LOL) and others just keep dropping. So soon later, I start to see the shape. I'm happy.

Real happy.

So I thought that's all. Then he came over and tell me what to do if my hair starts to get longer. He told me how to style the current hair with good instruction. He also then tell me how to cut my hair to get back my old hairstyle if I don't like it.

So currently, I am quite happy with my new hairstyle, thought it is abit hard to style for now. So I jump from a 8 dollars haircut, to a 12 dollars haircut, to a 20 dollars and now a 30 dollars. Will Redz be the next one?

#4
I actually want to start growing beard. Cause I thought it's cool and real man has beard LOL. Cause you see, not alot of asian has the previlage to be able to grow beard quickly. So sort of like, I am able to do that, so why not? So I was cool and didn't shave for four days. Then I went to do research on how to maintain beard and how to get a proper shape

The first thing I notice is... a basic good shaver cost 250 dollars. So I'm like... damn. Then soon I was told to attend a impromptu celebration, so I got to like look neat.

That the end of my four days beard LOL.

Music!!!

So during these studies period, I literally went to listen almost all the music in my library plus finding random new music to listen. So, I got new favourite songs to listen, I listen back to my favourite new songs.

I'll first show you one of my most replayed song during this study period...

I got to like this song due to random finding of song...

This one sounds weird, cause this is sort of a loud song, which is not really my ideal type of song. But then, I got to like this due to Wei Jian went to toilet with my iPod and I am left with his Mp3, so I went to this song he recommended... Viola, I like it now

I don't know why I like this song so much... Maybe it's due to the Chemistry between those two. They play it... way too well...

I not sure if I have done this before. I always got this fantasy of playing three music at a time. Like, a sequence of similar music. The last time, it was this three

- Concert Paraphase on "Dearly Beloved" <- Introduction Song
- Musique pour la tristesse de Xion <- Main Song
- The Other Promise <- Ending Song

Then another combination is

- Final Fantasy VII Main Theme Piano Collection <- Introduction Song
- Those Who Fight Piano Collection <- Main Song
- Final Fantasy X <- Ending Song

Of course, if you notice, one is Kingdom Hearts Music, whereas the other is Final Fantasy Music. Like I said, three of the same categories. So now I got a new set of three awesome, which I recommend for study as they are slow and sooting to the ear. But of course, most importantly, nice.

Ain't they nice??? Oh wait, don't try to lie. You haven't listen to them and you are reading once you press the play button. Really, trust me, go listen.

Jessie

Oh no... Of course I am still going to say about her. It's funny about her. It you had been reading my old few entries, you will know about her...

Jessie =/= Lecturer Jessie =/= Jessica

They are not the same person. Jessie is Jessie =.=.

So like I said on the last entry, I got no interest, I only find her looks pretty. So rumors has spread of what I have said, and it sort of landed on her ear that I like her. So shit happen, we met up along with our friends, and thats the end.

I never thought I will hear her name ever again. So till one day... Where... WHERE... WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

she asked me to join her for Kbox with one of our friend. I was quite surprise that she asked me to go kbox... She was the one that asked me. AND OF COURSE MY ANSWER IS!!!!!!!!!!!

No~~~

I wasn't interested in Singing... plus I wasn't interested in her. Till... when she scold and blame me for not going. Yep. She scold and blame me for not coming and make me sort of interested in her. I know, it sounds funny.

It's like I drive a truck and bang you, and you love me.

Or

I push you off a building, you survived, you love me.

So yea, I sort of don't know why I got interested in her after she scold me LOL. Who knows, maybe next time when she ask me to go somewhere, I might go...

Places like...

Maybe her house or room

LOLOL-COUGH-LOLOLOL

Despite me saying so much, I doubt I will really go and chase her. I mean, I can if I want la, but I just don't know why I don't really interested in chasing her. Well, who knows... maybe one day she will really ask me out again.

So I'm going to contradict abit and say I just went out with her and her friend the other day.

So yea, you know why I am HAPPY NOW?!?!?

At first I was reluctant to go, caused it's the same exact day that I have to make cut my hair. So it's like, either I cut my hair or I go find the both of them. But in the end, I made up my mind that my hair is far more important than Miss Jessie. So I can promise Li Ling that I will only be able to attend if I have my hair finish early.

And that guy finish cutting at around 6, so I made my way down to Yishun. It was rather an impromptu celebration for Jessie's birthday. So HECK LA, I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING LOL. But I do know I can give her something... Fu... Funny jokes. I can make her laugh.

Where the hell I get this confident? LOL. Glad I did, the first thing happens when I arrived, she laughed. Cause they have already ate, they got to wait for me... zehahaha so I'm like...

Eh, you all waiting for me to eat?

Me: So... you all eat finish, can I eat?
Them: Of course!
Me: I want something light. Real light
Me: How about this noodle?
Li Ling: Walao!!! Even Jessie also knows how to cook that lor!!!
Me: SHI MEH!!!
Jessie: Oi... you both got simi secret?
Me: SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU
Li Ling: That you don't know how to cook
Jessie: What!!! I know how to cook noodle okay!!!
Jessie: Really... that one bo hua... don't eat.
Me: Since Jessie say liao...
Me: -Flip page-
Li Ling: .......
Me: AH I KNOW WHAT TO EAT!!!
Me: -Signal for waiter-
Me: Give me this...
Me: *Point to the food*
Waiter: So you want a luncheon meat noodle?
Me: WHY YOU SAID IT OUT?!?!?!?!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So while I ate I keep complaining how dry the noodle is and both of them is like keep scolding me like I no father and mother like that. LOL, damn jialat. So after I ate everything, time to back fireeeeeee

Me: Eh, look at me wallet... looks like girl right?
Li Ling: WALAO, SO GIRLY LOR
Jessie: Ok ma.. quite nice for man
Me: Nvm, only Jessie say counts
Li Ling: ............
Li Ling: WALAO!!! JESSIE, SEE HOW HE TREAT ME
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Then soon they sort of know I uses two wallets. One for coin one for notes la... then Li Ling...

Li Ling: I still win you... I use three wallet
Me: Walao, USE ONE WALLET CANNOT MEH? NEED USE THREE... buay tahan people like you
Jessie: I thought you use two wallets?
Me: ........
Me: *Whistle*
Them: LOLOLOLOL

So after eating, we are clueless of what to do. This is what happen on a impromptu outing. So Li Ling said she want to watch movie, so I'm like...

Li Ling: I want watch!
Me: You already say you want watch liao... you say 1, we also don't dare say 2 meh?
Me: Correct or not, Jessie?
Jessie: LOLOL *nod nod*
Li Ling: Walao!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So inside the damn cinema... the toilet was damn scary. Cause the toilet was dark, then I took a step in. Then light starts to on from the front to back. Like an horror invitation kind light. Then soon christmas song starts to play... but wtf, the song is like tons of people singing a single song. Like damn scary those kind of toilet. Plus the toilet is damn big and quiet. Top 5 more scariest toilet I have ever enter...

So finally, time to settle all the bill. You know, I don't know why I didn't treat Jessie. Kind of proof that I am not interested in her, so I'm sort of playing a role, making everyone assume that I like her. Interesting, I have never done this before. As in I have done similar stuff before, but never to that a person personally before. Kind of interesting. So in the end she owe me 15 dollars...

So I got an evil idea. Valentine Day, make her treat me, not me treating her. Say nia la, the chance of happening is like 0.001% LOL. Afterall, I don't mind a pretty girl accompany me for Valentine.

But I'm starting to ticked off when my friends were mini skirt or short skirt. I admit, when other people wear, I don't mind, cause free stuff to look. But then, I don't know why when friends' wear them, I don't really like. One good example is Jessie. Cause yesterday the only way down is stairs... she is like I CAN'T GO DOWN, I'M WEARING SKIRT!!! So no choice, I has to stand infront of her, sort to block other peoples' view. Then traffic light... she is like I CANNOT RUN!!!!!

ARGH, why make your life hard? Just wear a short or pant :O...

But anyway, we watch this movie called "Already Famous".

The funny thing is that, I don't know the title of that movie until like few seconds ago when I went to find the title. Cause yesterday I totally has no idea what I'm going to watch or what. So I just went in with no expectation.

The story sucks though, but I did laugh a little because of hokkien. You know, hokkien can easily make anything sounds funny. Overall, if you want to watch a light hearted movie and with a little comedy, then I'll suggest. But if you want to watch purely just to laugh, please only watch if you have a little basic of hokkien.

2 out of 5.

Here come the sad part. So she owe me 15 dollars, which I don't really care. So I thought I will use this chance to get her phone number instead. She has to be the first girl that I opened my mouth and ask for her number. But sersiously, fuck the MRT for coming so quickly.

Got. No. Number.

It's okay, I believe the next time we meet... Jessie.

Random Chat

#1
Ah Kun: Liew Xi, Ni Xin Liew right?
Liew Xi: Of course I Xin Liew...
Ah Kun: Lucky you say you Xin Liew... if not you Xin Gan meh?
Us: LOLOL
Wei Jian: Then like that Miss Gan...?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

#2
Miss R: You know hor... that time I go pang sai
Me: Why you tell me you pang sai
Miss R: WAIT LA!!!
Miss R: Then I pang sai hor
Me: Hmmmm
Miss R: Then I flush water... No water come out le
Me: O_O? YOUR SHIT CLOGGED THE TOILET BOWL?
Miss R: THEN I WAS SCARE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Miss R: Then I take out my iPhone...
Me: Facetime with me?
Miss R: ... You want to see me shiat?
Me: On a second thought... never mind. So what with iPhone?
Miss R: Then I go play Where's the Water...
Miss R: I cleared all the level...
Miss R: Then I go flush the water!!!
Miss R: OMG!!! THE WATER COME OUT!!!
Me: Wtf..........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3
Me: I know you all have lesson... but we Forensic don't have lesson on that day
Me: So if you all want to watch Kaiji, tell me... I will specially go down
Wei Jian: Wah... so nice...
Me: Of course nice la... because of you all
Wei Jian: I'm talking about you have no school
Wei Jian: Thick Skin...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#4
Miss R: Hoi, lai lai, tell me who is the chosen lady~~~
Miss R: If not... at least give me some hints!
Miss R: Cause I'm quite sure it's not me ;D
Me: Erm, are you high or drunk?
Miss R: Noooo, I'm just bored...
Me: So why you think it's not you?
Miss R: I know you too damn well, Melvin.
Miss R: Hints?
Miss R: Like... She study at which school?
Miss R: She plays piano too? That's why you like her...
Miss R: Or she play games?!?! You always like a gamer girlfriend >:D
Me: She...
Miss R: Uh-huh...
Me: She sell seashell on the seashore
Miss R: WTF???
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#5
Qing Yan: This holiday I want to learn some musical instrument
Wei Jian: I thought you want let your daughter next time to learn violin
Wei Jian: So she can play that simi song
Qing Yan: Ya ma... that one is my daughter
Qing Yan: But this holiday I want some ingredient?
Us: Ingredient?
Wei Jian: Like this I give you potato play music lor
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#6
Me: *Show Lester a picture of a girl with a flower*
Lester: That's a weird looking sandwich
Me: Wtf? Sandwich?
Me: Are you high or sohai?
Lester: You see...
Lester: Girl should be in the kitchen
Me: I c wut u deed thar
Lester: GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN BITCH!!!!!!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLL

#7
Me: You heard of Shure Olive?
Mark: What's that?
Me: Well it's a earbud
Mark: You got heard of -insert earbud name-
Me: Hmmmm... never heard before
Me: OHHHH, is it the round round earbud?
Mark: You got see earbud square square before?
Me: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#8
Me: I assume, if you don't pay money, then I got to go to your house and pour paint?
Jessie: PROVIDED YOU KNOW WHERE I STAY!!!
Li Ling: Walao, later he come my house pour paint then cham liao
Li Ling: Nvm, you come pour paint, I give you Jessie number... so don't pour better
Jessie: !?!?!?!
Me: Ok, so I'm on Taxi on the way to Li Ling house... with a pen and paper
Jessie: I'm going to kill you Li Ling...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#9
Me: So I assume you know everyone in this event?
Ron: Of course...
Me: So let me test you...
Me: *Point to a name of Foreign Bodies*
Ron: OHHH!!! SHE IS FROM FOREIGN BODIES ONE RIGHT?
Me: AISEH YOU KNOW SIA!!!
Me: HOW ABOUT THIS GIRL?
Me: *Point to someone in Percussion*
Ron: Ohhhh she is from percussion
Me: OHH YUAN LAI IS LIKE THAT ONE AH...
Me: LIKE THAT I KNOW EVERYONE IN THERE TOO LIAO LOR
Ron: Really? Let me test you
Ron: You know this guy?
Ron: *Points to Director*
Me: ORH THAT DIRECTOR AH?
Me: ME ALWAYS GO DRINK COFFEE WITH HIM ONE
Me: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#10
Me: Oi, let's play a game. We try to use a word to describe everything...
Miss R: Sounds fun!
Me: Potato...
Miss R: ... Potato?
Me: Yea potato.
Me: For example, Miss R is a potato
Miss R: ...............................
-Five minutes later-
Me: *Send a YouTube link to Miss R-
Miss R: What cb, that quality like fuck only
Miss R: That guy use potato to take video?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
-Five minutes later-
Miss R: Oi, you got listen to this song before?
Miss R: -Insert YouTube link-
Me: Wtf, with this kind of quality, I rather you don't show me anything
Me: Fuck, who uses potato to record sounds these days?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
-Soon-
Miss R: Waw, time to sleep liao!!! So fast 3am liao sia!!! Wtf!!!!!
Me: Eh, now only 1.30am la
Miss R: Don't lie le, my iPhone say 3am liao
Miss R: Nvm... other clock say 1.35
Me: Fuck, tell you don't use potato as phone liao
Me: Potato user
Miss R: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Joke

Stuttering Problem

A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???"

The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you."

The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is."

The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"

The doc says,"It's your penis. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."

The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"

The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."

The guy says, "Dddo it!"

The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back one!"

The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"

PS... Good stuff only last awhile
PSS... I AM HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!

- Melvin - I'm Awesome -

Title: Burning hand

2011-11-19T08:08:00.001-08:00

This will be a normal post. Or at least in my point of view. I was going to finish blog yesterday(Friday), but it is the first time my hand hurts so much that I can't even finish writing my post at the other blog. Well, the other secret blog if you know what I am talking about. So yea, how is this secret anyway? LOL, but yea, that blog is sort of still alive, but no one ever view that blog anyway ;D.

It has been a long time since I have decide to post without any proper heading. In fact, I don't remember I has ever posted any entry without any heading... Of course, beside those simple first few post.

So yea, back to the usual boring stuff first. How about some school stuff? You know, last Tuesday, it is so call our first formal presentation for our last semester. But the problem is, I don't have a proper formal shoe, since year 1 I have been using a canvasXformal shoe. I know it sounds weird, but it is a canvas shoe that is bought in a formal shoe shop. So I'll let you decide which one is it.

So I'm in the last semester, so I thought I should just invest in one anyway. But before going shopping, I probably went to one of the worse wedding high tea ever. THE PLACE WAS SO FRIGGING HOT cause there are no air con at all. So yea, how is this a wedding, or even a celebration? Cause I heard it was a wedding stuff, I actually groom myself quite nicely. But it wasn't long before my spiky hair become flat due to too much perspiration.

THEN, I figured out something... One way to make me to have bad mood, is actually make me perspire when I am properly groom. I used to say about this before, if I am set to perspire, I don't mind perspiring. But if I am groom nicely, one of the last thing you should do is to make me perspire LOL. But nonetheless, the food over there is quite delicious. Been awhile since I actually taste some very wonderful Cheesecake and an Avacado pudding.

Of course, after the high tea. My mother and I decided to head down to Orchard with my father's taxi. It's been awhile since I took my dad taxi. Actually, the three aim of me going to Orchard is

First: To get a proper formal shoe
Second: To get a coin pouch
Third: To get some new shirts

No, regarding to my last entry where I speak of waiting for a particular someone to accompany me to Gucci. I lost hope, like seriously lost hope and lost patience. I don't want to waste my time waiting for something thast might not happen at all. Like you all know, I don't like people to waste my time. To get some new shirts... well in the end I didn't get any, because I still have plan to continue slimming down to 75kg before I stop awhile to maintain. So I rather buy at that point, at least I know my shirt won't be that loose after I hit 75kg.

But this section will be a long story, so I will just summarize. The first thing my parent and I do was to run to some branded shop. My mum wanted a LV bag cause she doesn't have a nice bag to attend those wedding dinner or something like that. She realise that when she attend that wedding high tea that afternoon. So she look at her handbags while I look at what LV has to offer in wallet and coin pouch department.

Sadly, LV design has never caught my attention. Plus they are way too common for my liking. In the end, my mum almost bought one, but I stopped her. Cause she is like got this feeling of wasting the staff time if not buying any of them. But yea, I am used to this kind of stuff, so I pulled my mum out of the shop for her to consider awhile more before taking the plunge into it.

So we then went to Gucci. I know, Gucci is quite common in Singapore as well, but hey, at least I like the design. But to my horror, the coin pouch is really too big for my liking. So I actually dropped the idea of buying. So I actually almost has no choice but to buy the similar brand as Wei Jian, Dolce & Gabbana. No, I mean the brand name is Dolce & Gabbana. Not buying the same coin pouch as Wei Jian, Dolce and Gabbana. Ok, this sounds a little confusing here LOL.

But since I am in Paragon, I'm going to project shop awhile. The shop is quite popular with their bags. WELL NOT THAT POPULAR, cause I just heard of that name like only last year. But the last time I went there, I saw this organizer which I think looks quite fantastic. But it is useless, why I mean useless? It's only a clothe with two comparment two store A4 paper, a card and a pen and it cost 109 dollars.

But it really looks so nice that I really can't resist anymore and decided to buy it. After going to the cashier, I notice something... Card Coin Pouch. This size is rather appealing to my taste. So damn, I also decided to buy. But the problem now is, there are too many colour for me to choose. Then my mother is like

Mother: Too big complain...
Mother: Too small complain...
Mother: No variety to choose also complain
Mother: Now so many to choose also complain
Me: ............
Staff: LOLOL
Me: >__________>

I mean of course, the choice there are quite execellent. There are at least two or three colour that I actually like, hence the hard choice. But the funny thing is, in the end the colour I chose isn't out of the three. Instead I went to the dirt-prone bleach colour. A change in colour... I have too many black stuff or dark colour stuff.

So at that shop, I burn almost my entire saving that I am trying to save for a 3DS LOL. But it's okay, I like that... The reason why I didn't ask my mother to pay for me is because I already have my eye aimed for a watch when I hit 75kg, not to say all the new shirt she promised.

So one target down, so left with formal shoe. I only has a few choice, Aldo, Pedro and Braun Buffel. But in the end, I went with Pedro cause it is cheapest and has a overall nice looking feel to it. Also, remember I said about the most pretty girl I have ever met in Singapore? Too bad she isn't there that day. So home we went...

The next day is Monday, but I got no plan to use them on Monday. Since Tuesday, I will be presenting, might as well use all three on that day instead.

Few years back, when I changed my wallet. There is a small change to my life. I stopped putting wallet on my back pocket, so left the side pocket where I will have my iPod on the left and my phone on the right. But Tuesday, everything change again. Now I have no habit of putting stuff in any pocket anymore, well of course... beside the center pocket *cough*.

But that presentation was rather a scary one. Cause I don't have much time to prepare for it. The fact that I was told to spoke slowly and I rushed it through. I got three slides, the first two slide was easy as everything has went into my memory. But the third slide, I'm like lol... there is too many stuff to remember, hence you notice I keep looking down to my iPod touch. Yea, I used my iPod touch instead of a paper.

I mean, we buy technology for a reason >_>. But the point is, during the third slide, my legs became jelly. Yea, I can actually felt that it is shaking, but I tried to control not to make it too obvious. But afterall, I think I did rather good. So that is the end of our presentation, so we asked our teacher to help us take picture. But obviously, she is the first person I know that never touch iPhone before. She doesn't know the difference between video or still image or even how to switch between mode.

That was the end of Tuesday. Wednesday was a total waste of my time, cause I was waiting for something, more like someone. But that person didn't really appear, so I waste my whole afternoon.

Thursday was a bitch. It was the second Thursday that I forgot to bring belt to school... what belt? WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION BELT!!! Oh wait... But as you all know, most of my pant, you have seen me wear since I am like 100kg. So imagine how loose if I wear them without any belt, how freaking loose my pant is...

So I tried various way... use the belt on my bag. Fail, cause too ugly. Used foolscap(yea wtf). Fail, break too easily. So in the end I got to rely on my damn shoelace. Gosh, I should really get some new pant, like seriously and not wait to like 75kg to get one. >_>... So yea, the last two Thursday sucks.

Friday, this Friday was exciting. Cause it is the first time I actually went to a presentation, and I has look at the slide one minute prior to presenting LOL. Talk about genius... LOL.

But the interesting thing today is... chillie. This is the first time I actually got chillie burn. Cause in our PDD practical, we basically got three packet of chillie to de-seed.

So Wei Jian and me is like de-seed the first packet, then teacher came forward, asking if we need glove. Then Wei Jian think awhile... It won't make much of a difference since we already de-seed one packet. So we act smart and didn't wear any glove.

Then soon Wei Jian start to realise his hand starts to burn up, cause there was a small cut on his hand... so I can do nothing to help but laugh. But our hand isn't really burn up yet. So after de-seed all three packet, teacher hand us some salt... wait, ALOT OF SALT then we coat our hand with salt and then wash. Then I just remember something

Me: Eh, I thought your hand got cut?
Wei Jian: Ya...
Me: Then still add salt?
Wei Jian: THAT'S WHY JUST NOW THE AUNTIE WANT HELP ME PUT, I DONT WANT
Wei Jian: FIRST TIME ALREADY PAINFUL ENOUGH HOR!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So at first nothing, I start to notice my hand starts to feel hot... hotter... hotter... until we both serious start to complain like fuck. Till the point we touch anything also pain. Hot stuff pain, cold stuff pain, hold stuff pain... almost anything. I TOTALLY WASN'T EXPECT THIS AT ALL.

The funny thing I like about it, is the random pain spike. Like you can walk from places to places, and suddenly your hand feel pain and hot for no reason at all. So if anyone see me suddenly shake my hand in public, you know wassup.

So that day, I have to go to the piano room, cause that day I have to teach both Wenyi and Kelly. But Kelly isn't free that day, so I can only teach Wenyi. At first it wasn't that painful, but soon, once I start teaching her, I held my pencil, the pain all starting up. So it's like if I want to do work, I can't. It's not excuse for not doing work, the pain is seriously excruciating.

So later on, I was playing piano. Yea, I thought I can do that, but soon I realise I totally can't play piano. CAUSE I REALLY CAN BURN THE WHOLE PIANO BABY!!!!!!!! It was so painful that my eye got watery when Wenyi asked me to sightread her score. Oh man, I can't stop, cause I am a man. Sucks to be a man hahahaha.

Before we left the school, we ask a lecturer... we ask how long will the burn be staying? Not long... just three to four days. Not long right? Really man, one day later, my hand still feel the heat sometime.

Then there were funny stuff and Wei Jian made when our hand is so burning hot... it's like...

Wei Jian: Luckily I am not a Pokemon... if not I can use fire punch already
Me: ...........

Then the next day, apparently our hand still burning quite painfully... he was outside prawning. Then I'm like...

Me: Walao, hand pain also can go prawning?
Wei Jian: I use my hand catch will make the prawn become chillie prawn hahahahaha
Me: .................

You all should know that I don't see how is mobile gaming, really called gaming. Cause, either they are too easy, or they are too short. Who knows, maybe those are my mindset. I like to play a game over many days, like RPG, where I can slowly proceed into the storyline or something like that. I also love to grind in game to become stronger. Of course, iOS have games like those, but 95% of them are rather short... So yea.

But still, there are games which really makes me wonder about my IQ. I mean really, they are THAT easy. I'll give you few example of why I say that. Cut the Rope, original version. I used to complete all of them with all three stars... yea big deal. So the new version, Cut the Rope, experiment, I finsihed that whole game with three stars within like just two hours. Yea, I'm not sure if the game is easy or I am just too smart to play this kind of game. Of course, there is then this game call Where's the water. I heard many people complaining it being very hard, infact way too many, but somehow I am the only one that are able to play without much complaining.

But there is this game, where it really test my patient level. What I mean by that is, I can play one of the level in that game for over 200 times to just get the best ranking. But on an average, 50 times per level seems rather normal. I don't know, I have introduced this level to like five people, everyone seems to be complaining. The game is called "League of Evil". I really didn't expect myself to have much high level of patient though. LOL. But still, this is an execllent game if you are looking to kill time or challenge yourself.

As most of my reader SHOULD know what has happened to me recently right? Few days ago, I just made the decision.. so I didn't really have time call each of you all to thank you for all the support and of course tell you the aftermath. So I'm going to write here, since she don't really care anymore, I don't see why I must care as well

From my last sentence, I believe you already have known that is the is the conclusion is. So yea, I went ahead and end it, I was going to wait till this Friday to see everything. So the last thing I planned to do to tell her everything, face to face. But it seems she don't really care what I got to say and reject the meeting. So I just brought forward the Friday and end it straight it.

I should have just follow what most of you ladies and germ told me, ignore her like since the time she sort of reject the gift. Cause I have literally thrown all my pride away, thinking that that friendship is much more important than my pride. But sadly, she think otherwise. So soon later, I got really tired of it, it's like she is the one that said it's okay, she is the one that want to revive it. But the problem is she doesn't do anything. Then it somehow that I became the one that is doing everything and she is the one that don't care.

Like everyone, there is a limit of how much a person can do, how much a person can take. TRUTH IS, the limit was reached when she sort of reject the gift. But I manage to push through. But now, I totally just can't take anymore of it already. Hence that Friday, I just want to know the answer, yes or no. But it sort of seems she is the one that gave me the answer rather early. Which gave me the opportunity to end it early as well. Which to be honest, make me a lot happy after that day.

Well yea, she does read my blog. So definitely she will probably be following my blog for awhile. This message goes out for you...

You know, you(you all) made my life rather enjoyable, even for a very short time. But it's good enough, I was sort of expose to a different type of girl. But just don't forget what has I done for you, you see, I like people to remember the fun that I have brought to them. You know, at least let me brag on somehting that no other men has done for you. How does that sound? But you see, sometime you really have to look into the mirror... I believe you have heard of this sentence before right?

"If I did the same thing to you, you will be just as mad"

Remember the time when he reply you so slow when you just want to talk to him? Isn't it what you are exactly doing to me on our last conversation? There are still a lot of thing I can say about that quote. But sometime you just have to realise it yourself. But it's okay, everything has come to an end, so yea, if we were to be friend again, let's make it better than the last time shall we?

I love you, Junior love.

Ahh... I decided to add this paragraph cause I have cooled down, unlike the Saturday. Ok la, but then at least I know I have guided you all through your first semester. Which is my initial plan isn't it? I mean, I have told you like since the first thing I help you all. So I hope my guidance has been useful.

Oh wow, it was hard typing that few paragraph. But what I need to really do now is the find back all the pride that I have lost. But I do know more about my friends now. So yea, to one person, sorry that you have to say that story and made you actually cry. You know, tell me when you are really free, I shall treat you to a nice meal, of course just you and me. I mean, it's rather a long time since we just went out right?

I bet the rest of the people here will probably rush to ask me treat them LOL. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO, I have spent over budget this month for sure... BUT DAMN, MISS R. WE HAVENT MEET IN REAL LIFE GOD DAMNIT LOL, SO STOP ASKING ME TO TREAT YOU VIA FEDEX, DHL, DELIVERY OR ANYTHING. I KNOW WE HAVE TALK ALOT OF DIRTY STUFF BEFORE. But you can be sure that our first outing won't end up in hotel or each other room >_>. Just wear more than day, if that day really come >_________>.

Ok, enough of those stuff... I want to talk a little about weight. You know, it's funny when I exercise from 100kg to 90kg, which is a huge jump. Almost close to no people actually has praise me that I have lost weight O_O. Then when I'm from 90kg to around 85kg, again... almost no people said. But the funny thing is

When I loses from 85kg to below 80kg, ALOT OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT I LOST WEIGHT. But the funny thing is, when they ask me if I have lost weight, I will always deny the fact, when I clearly does lost weight. BUT MAN, each time someone says those thing, I will always have the mentality to wish that it is already night time, cause I would love to run with that determination and happiness.

BUT MAN, I REALLY CAN'T WAIT TO HIT 75KG (74kg to be exact)... It will be one of the first time I actually treat myself with something nice... It may be a branded good, it may be a new gadget or it may be something I have never thought of. Not to say, I'm getting a new watch by then! It's been a while since I actually look forward to something. Ok, after this paragraph, I know something. I will swim later, I was wondering if I should even swim later LOL.

I have watch wrestling for quite sometime.. for motivation and for entertainment. Motivation is caused, when I look at their body, I will definitely want to have the body like them one day. So it sort of will give me the mindset to work extra hard. Of course my target is Randy Orton's body... but I'm happy with Cody Rhodes's body already. Geez, I sense some gay comment here already. But I DON'T CARE LALALALALA. Entertainment wise... of course.

I believe most of you have known "The Rock" or at least heard of him. Yes, he is that popular, incase you don't know, he is a wrestler. Guess what? HE IS BACK TO WWE!!! Oh man, last week, I woke up early to see him wrestle again. It was freaking nostalgic... I really miss the time when his music hit and he walk down the ramp to kick some candy ass. I can't wait for Wrestlemania next year... The Rock vs John Cena.

I guess I have nothing much to say already, let's jump into some random chat shall we? I'm really not use to having to blog without a title at all. But meh, who cares

First random chat, lol hypocrite much.
Me: You know hor... just now I ask Jx if got anyone come any apply today...
Me: Then he go GOT PRETTY GIRL SIOL!!!
Me: I don't know why he become like this sia... see pretty girl...
Me: I totally cannot stand guys that only look at beauty only
Me: BUAY TAHAN THESE KIND OF GUYS
Jia Sian: YOU TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Me: TALKING ABOUT MYSELF? Impossible... I treat all pretty girls and those not so fortunate equally...
Me: You know that time hor, at Koufu ma, there is this pretty girl want to take chairs from me... I gave it to her
Me: BUT WALAO LOR, GOT THIS AUNTIE WANT TO STEAL CHAIR FROM ME. WHAT IS THIS, YOU TELL ME? WALAN...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Second random chat, I got nothing to say about this dumb stomper
Me: You know hor, recently got one Stomp very funny.
Miss R: ??? Stomp is usually funny de what...
Me: Got this post about this shop Bread & Butter
Miss R: Oh? That Branded stuff... what happen? Scam?
Me: YOU ALSO KNOW IS BRANDED STUFF?
Miss R: If not sell Bread and Butter meh?
Me: Aiseh, you also know about this ah?
Me: Well, apparently, got this stomper went to Bread & Butter cause he was hungry. And he was asking the sales people inside got sell bread and butter or not?
Me: But apparently no, so the stomper went out and took picture and stomp
Miss R: Wtf? LOLOLOLOL
Me: I bet he will go and stomp breadtalk next, cause the bread didn't talk with her
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Third random chat, fine, I'm not handsome for once...
Jessica: You know your blog recently say yourself handsome right?
Me: OF COURSE! I am handsome max LOL
Jessica: Have you heard of threesome is three people having sex?
Jessica: Twosome is two person etc?
Jessica: Erm? Handsome?
Me: -Insert Forever Alone picture-
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Fourth random chat, song?
Jessica: Walao, same song again. Buay sian one meh?
Me: Sian can buy one meh?
Jessica: =.=... BUT YOU KEEP LISTENING TO THIS TWO SONGS TODAY
Me: I got one more song actually...
Jessica: Which is?
Me: SONG BO!?!?!?!?!?
Jessica: ................
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL

Fifth random chat, curry chicken
Me: *Cough*
Me: Walao, going to hong gan liao
Wei Jian: Really meh? When?
Wei Jian: I want eat curry chicken
Me: ..........
Wei Jian: *Cough*
Wei Jian: Nb, want hong gan already
Me: Really ah? When?
Me: I want eat curry chicken
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Epic random chat, epic reply
Lightning: *Strike*
Wei Jian: Wah got lightning sia
Guys: *Look at lightning*
Wei Jian: CB! IF YOU ALL CAN SEE THE LIGHTNING NOW, I SAY YOU ALL PRO
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lightning: *Strike again*
Me: Wei Jian, you got see lightning or not?
Wei Jian: *Try to find lightning*
Me: CB, IF NOW YOU CAN FIND THE LIGHTNING, I SAY YOU PRO
Wei Jian: LOLOLOLOL
Wei Jian: Really got lightning ah?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL

Here is the joke, but sorry for this weak joke. I really don't have much time to search for one funny worthy chat.

Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.

He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

And sign off

PS. Next entry will be a little slow than usual. Getting busy.

- Melvin - A mixed of bad a good -

Title: Bragging Rights

2011-11-15T09:13:00.000-08:00

Well well well, I really don't know how should I reall blog this boring post and make it sound interesting... Since this will be like a summary of what I have done for the past three years...

Actually my title was somehow given by Rin. Cause I forgot what happen the other day, I was talking to her, then she say I got the right to brag or something or somewhere around that line.

My last entry was suppose to be the entry to post that, but then I didn't write it since I need to get some message across to someone, so I got to delay that and write this one a separate entry.

Those of you that wonder if I am alright recently, yea, I am getting a lot of better already. In term of sick and emotion of course. Those that are closer to me will sort of know what happen since I ask you people for advice, but those who that I didn't tell, I'M ALRIGHT DAMNIT!!!!! But in term of sick, oh no, I am not completely well to be honest. My throat still feel like it is filled with phlegm, but I am recovering well enough. *Drink water*

LET'S GET DOWN TO BRAGGING, SHALL WE?

Melvin weight
Let's get down to some state... I used to be 100kg before I started doing something, this happen since like after Secondary 5. So it's like about three years already...

There are two reasons why I started to slim down when I hit the mark of 100kg.

1 - Who the fuck want to be in the 100kg range?
2 - It's a promise to Jacinta.

I mean it's real... when I am in like 99kg, I am like "Lololololol, I'm not 100kg bitach". But during that time, I am starting to fear that I actually be hitting 100kg soon. But I didn't stop eating a lot of junk food...

So during the time where I am near to 100kg, it wasn't really pleasent. I mean, we guys are sort of quite tiko since we are young. So in bus or MRT, when there are pretty girls, no way in hell they will sit beside me cause I smells and I take up a lot spaces.

I was given the position of "Cai Png King" as well, cause for like many many years, I only eat the school Cai Fan, till the point I will countdown for recess time and camp near the door. Once the door bell rang, I quickly walk to Cai Png store. Do note I use the phrase "Quickly Walk" and not "Run". Because running seriously felt like a biatch to me that time.

Of course I sort of remember my food well. I mean, I have been ordering for like five damn years. I am lazy to type in Chinese, so I will type in english >_>... *Hooray for being a lazy ass eventhough I slimmed down*

"Auntie, give me rice with more rice. I want more meat, one fish and one egg. Give me many many curry sauce.

The fish is usually swapped around cause not everyday there are fish. Then I will take like two spoonful of chillie. Oh man, their chillie is downright awesome. Speaking of those food I order, walao, I suddenly felt dam pathetic.

So everyone in class gave me names as well. It was then I was alright with names, since I got some epic name like Hairy Monster, Fat Ass, Pig, Cai Png King and a lot a lot. Hence, right now I don't really mind people call me names, as long they happy can liao. But if you are not really close to me or anything, try not to do that LOL. I will seriously fuck you.

I was going to tell you about my last NaFa test, but you can easily just read my last entry... So the horror came

So there was one day I was standing on the weighing machine for the lulz... For the first time, I see a five digits on the weighing machine...

I don't mean 10000kg, I MEANT AROUND 100.00KG. Dam, I believe I am like quite sad inside and felt devasated. Since when does 1kg make a different? Like 99kg and 100kg? Bloody hell. This felt like heaven and hell.

But thanks to my lovely mum, who take me to swimming course the last time, eventhough I am like DIE DIE DON'T WANT CAUSE IT IS A DAM SPORT. But still she forced me, and I'm dam glad she did.

But then, the problem right now is, eventhough I know how to swim, I hasn't swim for like in years. So when I decided to go to the swimming pool, I am actually quite scared of how people will think of me. Like, it will be a combination of hairy + fat or something close to that. When I enter the pool, it was so hard to swim.

That time, I can barely swim like 10 rounds... and I can't swim like one whole round without stopping. But it isn't long enough before I start to swim 10 rounds non stop and got the stamina to carry on.

Again, not long later. My weigh drop from 100kg back to 99kg, so the thought of stopping come. Since I am not in 100kg again. LOL, seriously, fuck that thinking.

Want to know if I stopped? Stay tune...

.......................

LOL, so I countinue to swim, and soon I realise my weight drop quite fast, I think within like a few weeks, I manage to lost like 3 to 5kg already. You will never know how happy I feel... But then I have read forums around, that if fat people lose weight suddenly, there will be stretch mark on anywhere that is possible. So I start to notice I got stretch mark on my biceps(or arms that time...). There is where I started to borrow my brother dumb bell and start to tone up my muscle.

I still remember, I can only carry for like 20 times while cheating with a 6kg dumb bell. I still felt a sense of achievement though LOL. So for months, I have been doing this shit. but of course, my diet changed a lot as well... For lunch I will eat like anything I want. But for dinner, I only eat basic stuff like fried fish soup with milk. That's all... no noodle no rice no nothing. Plus I ate fruits after my meal. I don't drink sweet stuff anymore and don't eat snacks afterthat. So it's like a complete change of lifestyle.

Before NYP start, I am like 91kg. Of course, I am the fattest in class and definitely not happy about that. So While studying, I did countinue to swim. Cause like if there is a day where school ends quickly, I will go back home, pack bag and went to hougang swimming pool.

So I kind of stop exercising when I reach below 90... so I'd say 89kg. So during my first birthday celebration ever... I was sort of... being... forced to eat down a lot of Sushi. As in even when I am full, I still got to eat... even to the point I puke right after that whole celebration.

That's not the main point why I wrote that paragraph. The next day, I stand on the weighing machine... and my weight is like... 92kg. I seriously totally broke down that time. Like I got the feeling of everything went back to zero, it felt like the end of the world. So I stop everything, cause I was way too damn sad. This is no joke.

So I started to eat FULL dinner, started to drinks sweet stuff and back to snacking.. but for years, my weight has been around 91kg to 92kg range. But soon it increases again to like 93kg, where it fucking wake me up again.

It was around year 2, where I started to go back swimming. But it wasn't a good idea, cause year 2 time table was quite packed. So I told myself... I can try running to slim down and I can prepare for my NaFa test. It was totally dam tiring. My usual route is run like two or three rounds near my house, cause it's like 2.4km. The first time I ran, I cannot even complete like 200m at first and my body started to feel the ache. So yea, I felt like giving up. But I didn't, cause I don't like to give up LOL.

This time, I change my diet even more. I change from fried fish soup with milk to fish soup, so it is like... DAM BORING. I also add a new dish to my dinner, chicken breast meat without skin, which is also a boring meal. But meh, since when is healthy meal a enjoyable one?

But I was quite determine to lose weight this time, cause everytime I feel that I can run further or I lose more weight... I will be like...

MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was so determine until the point I sprained my leg, which I sort of stopped doing everything. Reason/excuse to stop slimming down... But once I recovered, I lost all the determination and motivation to do everything. SO SOON, my attachment started and soon FYP.

So even how much I want to exercise, it seems quite impossible. I know this is a excuse. But imagine... everyday I woke up at 5.30am and return home at around 7pm. So I got like a few hours before I sleep... till the point I actually tried wake up at 5am in the morning run. But it wasn't a good idea caused I puke... so I stopped at around 85kg.

You know, the funny thing is when I lose weight from 90kg to 85kg, for some reason. My ego started to increase. I starts to think that I am handsome, I am attractive and I always have the feeling that women are looking at me. You know, I actually start to stand infront of mirror and look at myself before I bath. So people started thinking I am dam thickskin cause I keep saying myself handsome. But it actually become a funny side of me though LOL.

From 90kg to 85kg was also the time I tried a new way to keep up with my motivation... I used money. In what way? I bought a new Running shoe just to run. I bought a new earphone just to run with it. I bought a new watch just to swim with it. Those three are the more expensive stuff I buy to sort of help myself. It only works awhile though.

Also, because of slimming down, I have went back to watch wrestling. I actually wonder why my brother buy those guy's magazine... as in those with hot guys inside. But after I watch wrestling, I totally understand his feeling.

This will sounds gay but... when their music hit, and when they walk to the wrestling ring. I will somehow... always look at their body. I mean, they are dammmmmmmmnnn awesome. Too bad, not many girls I know that actually like guys with muscle o_o.

But then my friends and family work on both side... some are just like ass kept saying "Still fat what..."... "You exercise might as well don't exercise"... "No use de la". Seriously mofo, you don't know how much those hurt my heart LOL. Really, those are dam hurtful.

But of course there are awesome people as well... I will give my thanks first.

- Jessica for giving the best, awesome motivation speech ever. "You have the face... you just don't have the body".

- Lester for being a biatch LOL. "If you manage to lose weight, I will give you all my porn"

- Audrey to keep telling me to exercise

- Miss R for showing me all the hot guys >____________________> -You can show my picture soon, LOL-

- Rin and Yu Jing to remind me to exercise during my holiday and give similar speech as Jessica

- Everyone that tell me that I've slimmed down ;D

- Brother... just for saying this "Your body already has a bit of shape... if you really slimmed down. You will looks very good"

- Mum, she always have been there for me

- Weighing machine

It was funny when during the period that is near to holiday, poeple suddenly started asking me about slimming down. But the most funny one is this group of four people...

Jia Sian, Yu Jing, Rin and Jia Hwei. I sort of know them for less than a few months, but it somehow felt like I know them for years.

We always will be friend. Always.

So Jia Hwei is like... "I will exercise with you one next sem start!". But this don't seem possible now LOL.

Jia Sian is like keep ask me to go exercise LOL.

Yu Jing and Rin is probably the two that did the most impact. Why I said is because, they have been telling me to exercise... and there was this time I was sending them off to the Airport... they suddenly go...

"I WANT TO SEE YOU SLIM DOWN WHEN WE COME BACK HOR!!!!!!!!!!!!" I don't know why, but both of them say that. I actually felt the impact...

So my journey from 85kg to 79kg has begun. But first, I got to find back what I lost... So I'm going to find back all the weight I lost and gain them back. LOL NO. Cause I am like six to nine months blank. So my stamina all has gone to near zero.

So it's basically the same thing again and again and again. Run, swim and eat less. So I'm not going to rewrite everything. But this time my brother introduced me to a new stuff. Kickboxing Aerobic. It's like those normal aerobic, but done in kickboxing manner. Actually it is quite useless when you really want to learn kickboxing. But this is basically to burn calories, tone up your shoulder and have fun.

But really, finally... I have once see my weight that starts with a 7... OH MAN, YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MY EGO INCREASE AS COMPARED AS LAST TIME. But this time, it was all good... I really felt an accomplishment. It's like everywhere I go, there are people asking me if I slimmed down or say "You have slimmed down!!!". If you really want to compliment... don't say "You are handsome!", cause I know I am handsome. Instead, please do say "You have slimmed down" ;D.

When I reach 79kg, I really have the temptation to like give myself a reward. I have been aiming for a coin pouch don't know since like when. So I believe this is a perfect time to get a Gucci coin pouch. But the problem... I haven't have the time to take a look.

Actually I have time to take a look, just two consecutive weeks, two different people put aeroplane on me. But it's okay... of course I can just go by myself, but then I don't want. I am actually waiting for someone specific to go with me. Hopefully soon enough.

But ultimately, I am waiting for 75kg... why? I have told a lot of people once I reach my target weight, I will finally, in five dam long years, get a brand new watch.

So yea, so what if I have hit 79kg? I am still in overweight range. Comeon, normal range and watch, I'm coming for you soon enough ;D.

I am also waiting for the time that I can actually run half naked, or at least dare to walk to swimming complex while not being scare of people calling me fat. But ultimately, I can't wait for girls to flock to me LOL.

Actually, recently there is a stranger that asked for my number...

But of course one reason why I want to exercise is because of NaFa test, but in the end, I am still unable to pass... I still got a few weeks, but I strongly doubt I will be able to do anything though.

So anyone pleaseeeeeeee if I start to slack, I'll give you the permission to slap me to wake up.

Marimo?
One chat I had with Wei Jian the other day LOL. Short story, marimo green algae(?)... if you watch One Piece, you will know the signifance of it LOL.

Wei Jian: LOL, wait ah... I show you my new pet
Me: ... AS IF! HEE HAW!!!
Wei Jian: SEE MY PET!!!!!!!!!
Me: *Expecting him to send me a picture*
Me: *Wait*
Me: *See the change of his display picture*
Me: .......... wtf is that shit?
Me: Crab?
Wei Jian: LOL fuck guess guess
Wei Jian: One Piece, Zoro
Me: *Notice is marimo*
Me: HOW IS THAT A PET?
Wei Jian: In Japan... got people treat it as a pet
Me: So you going one round saying you are those kind of people la?
Wei Jian: ...........

Me: *Check YouTube to see clearly the marimo*
Me: WTF THEY WILL FLOAT ONE?
Me: Your one fake one la
Me: Can go return
Wei Jian: No... mine is stuck on the branch... not float... =.=
Me: *Show YouTube link*
Wei Jian: LOL WTF WHY CAN THEY FLOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Your one fake one la
Wei Jian: When they grow bigger, I transfer them to bigger tank
Wei Jian: I DON'T CARE!!!!! I WANT THEM TO FLOAT!!!!!!
Wei Jian: Hmmmmmmmm, but if I shake them, they can float LOLOL
Me: .............

Me: *Saying anything*
Wei Jian: Hahahah marimo
Me: =.=?
Me: Your marimo damn small sia
Wei JianL YOU GIVE ME TWO YEARS!!!!! MY MARIMO WILL BE BIGGER THAN YOUR BALLS!!!
Me: ..............

Wei Jian: I want name my marimo...
Me: Nb, your marimo all look the same
Me: Tomorrow if they change position you jiu forgot who is who liao
Wei Jian: They won't walk, so they won't change position!
Me: FUCK, NEXT TIME THEY CHANGE POSITION JIU HOW?
Wei Jian: I don't shake, they jiu won't change position liao
Me: So what name? Zero Zoro Zere?
Wei Jian: Nah...
Wei Jian: Marimo 1 2 3
Me: _|_
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Wei Jian: You want?!?! I buy for you
Wei Jian: Small bottle 6 dollars, bigger bottle 13 dollars!
Me: Why don't next time your marimo become big big
Me: I cut half and bring home?
Wei Jian: MARIMO SHOULD BE CIRCLE!!!! NOT SEMI CIRCLE!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Wei Jian: -Show me a link of a plush doll where their dick is marimo*
Wei Jian: OMG COOL SIA, I WANT THE SOFT TOY
Wei Jian: Read the description...
Me: ... Erection?
Wei Jian: Next time my marimo big, I want to put on my dick
Me: .................
Wei Jian: Pervert sia
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

The next day he keep marimo here marimo there also =.=

Random Chat

#1 - Well... It does work somehow..
Jessica: Wei, today hor.. I got mock interview sia... my teacher dam sia lan
Me: Why me?
Jessica: She fuck one la, sit like machiam boss then just say two words nia
Me: Which is?
Jessica: Impress me.
Me: ................
Jessica: DAM LA, I TOTALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Me: Hmmmmmmmm... you got to think out of the box...
Jessica: Uh?
Me: Like I will whip my penis out and drill a hole on the wall. That will impress her
Jessica: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Or I can use my penis to break the leg of the table.
Jessica: LOLOLOLOL OMG ENOUGH LOLOL
Me: I mean you surely have some skills for sure...
Jessica: LOLOL HMMMMMMMMMM
Jessica: I KNOW! I SHOW HER MY BOOB TO IMPRESS HER!!!
Me: I'd gladly be your examiner LOLOLOL
Jessica: FUCK LOLOL
Me: And I'll say... "Impressed me... and not show me a joke"
Jessica: You clearly never die before...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#2 - A daughter that say his daddy is not handsome
Me: Just now your that friend... she not bad wor..
Ying Thong: Shi ma? But she has boyfriend liao wor...
Me: Got boyfriend can break... Got husband can divorce... Got baby can abort
Ying Thong: But he is akido de leader wor
Me: ...................
Ying Thong: You still want fight?
Me: Skills isn't a problem... HE GOT MORE HANDSOME THAN ME!?!?!
Ying Thong: A lot of time wor...
Me: .............. I can accept you say other people stronger
Me: BUT I CANNOT FORGIVE YOU THAT SAY YOUR DADDY IS NOT THE MOST HANDSOME!!!!!!
Me: Usually in life... children always say... "Daddy is the best and most handsome guy in the world!!!"
Me: You le... "He is Akido leader... He is more handsome..."
Me: YOU JUMP DOWN BUILDING BETTER LA
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#3 - News in case you didn't read the news.
Me: You know hor... recently got this girl in Ang Mo Kio jump building wor
Audrey: O_O_O I LIVE AROUND THERE
Me: But the funny thing is hor...
Me: She jump for second floor... bo tai ji...
Me: Then she go nine floor to jump... rest in peace...
Me: Ai seh... Call me Mr Poet.
Andrey: LOLOLOLOLOL
Audrey: Eh wait.... did you say she jump from level 2...?
Audrey: Then go to level 9...?
Me: Yep... hard to believe...
Audrey: This is why everyone have to play game...
Audrey: In game, we are force to go by level...
Audrey: Like level 1 then 2 then 3 then 4...
Audrey: Wa lao... she jitao jump from level 2 to level 9
Me: ....................
Me: Firstly... You tell me how to jump from level 1
Me: Secondly... Want die jiu die...
Me: Thirdly... WHO THE FUCK WILL TRY EACH LEVEL TO SEE IF SHE WILL DIE?
Me: THIS IS LIKE FUCKING TORTURE
Me: LIKE JUMP AT LEVEL 3, HAND BREAK... NEVER DIE
Me: THEN GO LEVEL 4, JUMP LEG BREAK, NEVER DIE
Me: THEN LEVEL 5, JUMP, MAYBE DIDN'T DIE
Me: WTF?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#4 - Can ya please answer to the question?
Me: This song nice ma?
-6 minutes later-
Me: Listen liao?!?!
Joanna: Ya!!!
Me: Nice or not?
Joanna: The video quality is dam good lor
Joanna: Plus I like the recording studio
Me: ...........
Joanna: Simi?
Me: I AM ASKING THE MUSIC NICE OR NOT, NOT THE OTHERS
Me: ITS LIKE ME ASKING YOU CAI FAN NICE TO EAT OR NOT, YOU TELL ME THE PLATE AND FORK VERY NICE
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#5 - Hao lian to wrong person
Me: You becareful ah.. I box you then you know
Ying Thong: YOU WANT BOX ME AH?
Me: Cannot meh!?!?
Ying Thong: YOU WANT TO BOX AKIDO DE LEADER?
Me: You leader?
Me: .............???
Ying Thong: Liew Xi... me is Akido's leader right?
Liew Xi: Ya ah...
Me: ..........
Me: *Move chair far away from her*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jokes
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked
beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very
embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a guy
and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought
to herself, " He is such a sweet and gentleman, he would never go for this
carrying on." So she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she
lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be
late because she had to walk home. On her way she passed a small diner and
the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand.

Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any
ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and
before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home she putt-putted. And upon arriving home she felt reasonably
sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her and
exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He
then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife,the telephone rang.

He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to
answer the phone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was
not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in
front of pulpwood mill.

She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage. Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself.

She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so
long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday"!!!

- Melvin - Cause I care -

Title: The awkward moment

2011-11-05T10:29:00.000-07:00

So, this is more of like a filler entry and a rushed entry. But then... it is quite fun to blog this entry... Give it a try and read everything!

Why I wrote about awkward moment is because that I got two awkward moment to share with you. They are not only awkward, they are funny as well! One about me and the others is not.

My next entry shouldn't be far away! Stay tune ;D.

Happy Birthday Jacinta
YO! I really doubt you read my blog anymore. So anyway...

Happy Birthday Jacinta! You know, ever since I know you, every birthday I definitely will send you a SMS, no matter where you are on earth. But I not sure if you receive my SMS this time though. But still... I did send!

Happy Birthday Jacinta! So you know, I will again be saying those boring stuff! I wish you all the best in your life. I wish you to stay happy and pretty for ever.

But neh, I'm going to add a new one just for you.

I wish that you don't forget about me... LOL. THAT'S A GOOD ONE RIGHT? If this year, you don't receive my SMS, next year, you can prepare to receive my SMS again, cause I will make sure it will be getting to you ;D.

Enjoy your birthday!

Jessie
HOLD YOUR HORSES!!! Before you say anything, this is not regarding the lecturer, Jessie. But more like, one of our pretty student that had already graduate from our course. I not sure if you do remember the story I told you since a few entry back.

About Samantha and Jessie. If not, recap a bit for you... it's goes like, I disturb my friend about Samantha, she told Samantha what I said. So it's like... Awkward max for all of us.

So I never thought deja vu will happen. So I told my project mate, Li Ling, about Jessie... cause she is like

Li Ling: MELVIN!!! LET'S GO PLAY L4D2!!!
Me: Eh? Just me and you?
Li Ling: Jessie also! If you know her
Me: JESSIE GOT GO!?!?! OK I'M GOING!
Li Ling: Huh?
Me: No ma... got pretty girl go wor...
-10 minutes later-
Me: Erm... I hope you haven't tell her, or is it too late?
Li Ling: HAHAHAHA SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING LIAO
Me: *HOLY FUCKING SHIT*

So there isn't much I can do but to suck thumb LOL. So I thought it won't be that bad, cause we won't see each other anymore anyway. But that was just a random thought. I don't know why, Li Ling keep praise me infront of her. She is like, trying to get both of us together?

So there was one day, I received a call, I picked it up. Li Ling ask me to go to her house for steamboat session, but of course, she invited Jessie as well, since they are like darn close friend. So at first I was quite reluctant, as in not to go, cause both Jessie and me will be awkward max.

But then Li Ling did not stop calling me, and it's like... SHE DIE DIE WANT ME TO BE THERE. So soon, no choice. I agreed, also a chance to know Jessie anyway!

So when that day come, I was quite reluctant again, but still. I promised to go. At first I just thought that Jessie know about it, but it seems that whole group seems to know about the story.

I mean, when I am at there, the people there is like talking to Li Ling...

"He's here too, what about Jessie later"

I just seems to overheard it, I'm starting to shiat brick over here, when Jessie came. My balls seems to drop all over the floor, I didn't look at her or talk to her at all. Then I also heard...

"He got come?!?!"

In my mind I'm like... Obviously... if not why am I standing here... =.=. So soon, we started walking to Li Ling's house. But then, it's like... Jessie walk the fastest, and I am there walking slowest. We got like a dam big distant...

So Li Ling is like...

"OI! MELVIN WALK FASTER LA!!! JESSIE!!! WALK SLOWER LA!!!"

And so it seems that my pressure got really high. So we didn't talk or anything... Until at her house, we got three guys and three girls. We are like, LET GIRL DO THE PREPARATION!!!

LOL /fail.

Then anyway, soon I was this little boy walking to the kitchen, like DAM FAST. Then I notice the glass door is closed, then I wonder will he ban...

*BANG*

Me: *Trying to control my laugher*
Me: *Bite hand to try to control my laughter*
Li Ling: What happened?
Wei Chiang: Your brother dam funny sia, I wonder if he will bang the door, then he really go bang
Me: LOLOLOLLOLOLOL

FUCK, I CANNOT CONTROL MY LAUGHTER THAT TIME. I know, the chat isn't as funny, you got to witness it first hand. I think I dam bad, I didn't ask if his brother was alright, but instead I am there trying to control my laughter.

So soon, the steamboat is going to start... then the first fucking problem we have is with the chopstick.

Seriously, everyone should throw away their ROUND shopstick and buy SQUARE chopstick. If you get what I mean, is that... ROUND CHOPSTICK KEEP ROLL HERE AND THERE. I MEAN, CAN'T YOU JUST REST ON MY DAM BOWL?

Li Ling, then tries to make me sit beside Jessie, but again, I can't find the balls I drop at MRT station, so I decided to sit quite far away from her. I also don't know why, it is clear I am not really interested in her in any form, but yet I am afraid of her.

So the steamboat start, we all just eat and joke... For the first time I am actually quite quiet... I mean you all know me quite well, if you are close with me, I can actually crap non stop. So there was once

I'm using my phone, and she is using her phone... then Li Ling goes

Li Ling: Aiyo... you both so quiet...
Li Ling: Then use phone... use at the same time
Li Ling: Nandao you both SMSing each other!?!?!
Wei Chiang: You sibei evil sia
Me + Jessia: ............
Others: LOLOLOLOLOL

Soon after, my mouth really gets really bored. SO I STARTED TALKING LOL. LIKE. FINALLY. So I started to blahblahblah and wahwahwah, then they are like

Li Ling: Walao, you suddenly dam noisy sia
Wei Chiang: You eat wrong medicine in steamboat ah?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

So Li Ling is like... I WANT BACON!!! MELVIN, COOK FOR ME!!!

So yea, I cooked a bacon for her, it was a hard work, since I almost never cook pork before, so... let's not say about the fatty bacon and SO, I overcook her bacon... and she went to the washroom.

So I'm like... AIYA, NEVERMIND LA. SHE EAT ALSO NOT I EAT. So I just put on the bowl... when she come out, she just eat and enjoyed the bacon... we are like O_O...

So soon she demand she want some hotdog, so I heat one for her. I don't know why why she want a perfect cooked hotdog, I mean hotdog are actually already a cooked food. So it's like you can eat it anytime you really want. Then she demand me to cook it quite perfectly, like no burnth... At first I cooed two, one for me and one for her. But then one of them got burnth slighty, and she demand to exchange her hotdog with mine. Oh well...

Then there was this sharing of food, it's like Wei Chiang keep take food and put at other people's bowl. He did it especially to a guy call Elwood, who is another guy. So, gay much?

Wei Chiang: *Pass a big piece of fish to Elwood*
Elwood: *Pass a noce hotdog to Wei Chiang*
Me: *COUGH!!!*
Wei Chiang: *Pass a broken fish to me*
Me: ............
Them: LOLOLOLOL
Li Ling: *Pass me a unwated hotdog causes it's too salty*
Me: ............
Wei Chiang: *Once again pass food some other people*
Me: Okay ma... you pass food to others... also got people give me food also
Wei Chiang: Who pass food to you?
Me: Li Ling lor, she ALSO VERY GOOD MA... Her hotdog, she don't want, then she give me...
Me: Like this counted bo?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So soon, the steamboat dinner is over. It's like... what to do next. I notice everyone started going to the toilet. So they is like, you better go to the toilet also... I thought it's some kind of prank, so I didn't go...

When the started the game, I started seeing them talking out big bottle of water... I'm like wut? Then they shout... "Let's play the drinking water game!!!". Then I notice, I am in very deep trouble.

So then they start explaining the rules... It's quite complicated. Cause each different card, all has different rules. To be honest, until the end of the game, I wasn't even about to remember all the card and their rules. So I still need their help in explaining all the rules.

So I will explain the rule a little.

Card 1 to 5 = Varies how many mouthful of water you need to drink.
Card 6 = Rhythm Card (For example I say cat, the next person need say fat)
Card 7 = Number Game (For example I say 1, the next person say two. However, all number with 7, you have to say 7-up and all the multiple of 7 as well)
Card 8 = Topic Card (For example I say colour, we have to say colours name out)
Card 9 = Toilet Card (We can go toilet anytime)
Card 10 = Thumb Card (Like if the person put his or her thumb on her face, everyone got to do so)
Card Jack = Partner card (Let's say I partner you, if I got to drink, you got to drink)
Card Queen = Ignore card (No one can talk to him, response to him etc. Treat him as invisible)
Card King = Rule Card (You can create any rule... at least resonable rule. Like you drink half the amount instead)

Phew, I have a hard time remembering all of the rules there. But then, somehow I manage to remember all the rules there. So we start the game, as I was a virgin to that game, there wasn't much I can do, but to be tricked over and over again.

Actually there are quite a number of funny events here and there, but then it will only be funny if you are there instead. So I'll list them down instead

1) Elwood got a Card 5, by right he chose to let other people drink. So he asked Jessie to drink(HOW DARE HE!?!?!?!?!?!?), but instead he ownself also drink it accidently

2) Jessie got a Card King, the rule she set is, when it's her turn to drink, she can ask other people to drink on behalf of her. But then... when she got to drink that time, SHE TOTALLY FORGOT SHE HAS THAT RULE... Until Wei Chiang

"The card you put there for fun one ah?"

3) We all got a habit of bullying those people that go to the toilet... Like for example if someone goes to the toilet, we will prepare thumb card... SO NO CHOICE, that person got to drink, since he is the last one to put his hand on that place.

Then there are two times I also make use of that time... like both time I got the ignore card, so everyone is like ignoring me. So, the first incident.. this guy went to the toilet and came out soon later... I goes

Me: OH MY GOD, DAM SHIOK SIA! NO MORE QUEEN CARD
Elwood: Really?
Me: Actually no... but now don't have liao... thanks
Us: LOLOLOLOL

Then the second inident. Wei Chiang went to the toilet... and come out

Me: *Talk in baby language*
Wei Chiang: HUH?
Me: Oh... I'm trying to tell you to drink water
Wei Chiang: .........
Us: LOLOLOLOL

Until that, whenever peoeple got thumb card or ignore card, no one will dare to go to the toilet LOL. But there is karma of course... I never manage to get the toilet card at all =.=.

4) There was this time where Jessie asked me to drink water... then Li Ling goes...

Li Ling: THIS TIME YOUR WATER SUPER NICE TO DRINK RIGHT?
Jessie + Me: ..............
Them: LOLOLOLOLOL

5) Then there was this one saddist child in the house...

"Who will be puking first!?!? I want to see!!!"

Who would have imagine, we have like roughly two hours of fun just from water and talk LOL. Of course there are somemore, which I will add if I suddenly remember them.

Story of Jiang Xiang
So of course I will kaypo on this kind of news. At first I was just playing piano in the room, until I head Ivan teasing Jiang Xiang. So immediately, I got curious... I started playing softer, just to listen on what they got to say. Then I heard the most important line of all

"YOU LIKE HER RIGHT?!?!?!"

So soon immediately, I ran to sit beiide him, to kaypo. Then his face suddenly turn very red. So I continue tease him, but then, I still have no idea who he likes. The only clue I get is that, she hasn't been to the room for quite sometimes.

So soon I drop the idea of wanting to know who is it, cause I also don't like the idea if people keep asking me who I like or something like that.

But then at night, when Jun Xiu on the piano ensemble, dropped quite a fucking big clue on who the hell he like... the clue goes something like...

"Jx like xx xxx"

The obvious first person I think of is "Ah Rin". Cause you know, about the history they have together and how the name fits quite nicely. Then soon Pamela came to talk to me (OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). I'm surprise, she is also curious on who he like... then we have a good chat on who likes who...

But then, soon we both realise that there is one more person that is possible, Ke Wei. Cause it's like her name fits as well, and all the clue drop are all towards her. How do I say?

It's like, that day, I met him, I see him rushing to Piano Room for a earphone? Then at night, Edwin is like

- Who will go so far just for a women?

It wasn't the what the context that tells me... if you think... I believe his far... is the distant to the piano room. THEN POOF, you got a first big clue. But then, I totally disagree with his sentence. I have gone further to do something to someone I just a normal friend of.

The second big clue is because of Chee Yu. Cause Jiang Xiang is like... GO ASK HIM LA, he also don't know anything!!!

So at that night, I talk to Chee Yu...

Me: You know Jiang Xiang like someone?
Chee Yu: I know... but I don't know who
Me: I think I know
Chee Yu: Who? Lai lai, show me picture
Me: *Show Ke Wei Picture*
Chee Yu: Ohh... she... Jx show me her before.

I mean come on la, as a guys, I totally understand this situation. This alone was quite convincing already... until Pamela...

Pamela suddenly remember something. She then remember during the PE camp... Cause all of us know, Jiang Xiang is those kind of those shy guy, that don't really initiate chat with girl. So apparently... Pamela remember something

"I REMEMBER JIANG XIANG GOT GO TO TALK TO KE WEI BEFORE"

HA! The evidence are quite heavy by now... but you know, those comittee have Jiang Xiang spoonfeed the evidence to them. But I sort of... figure all this all BY MYSELF. Comeon, say I'm smart. Say Melvin is genius... LOL.

So the next day, I went to the piano room specially just for Jiang Xiang and Ke Wei. But sadly, Ke Wei didn't go... but fear not, I am not there to make both of them uncomfortable. I, myself, don't like that feeling.

So Jx is there, and I was quite bored... so I started to tease Jiang Xiang. Like,

Me: Jiang Xiang... tell me who you like le...
Jiang Xiang: DON'T WANT
Me: Come on... I teach you until so good, you want like this treat me?
Jiang Xiang: *Walk away*
Me: *Follows*
Me: Please tell me who is the unlucky girl
Jiang Xiang: Go away!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOL

So I got bored rather soon, and went to play my piano. But then, we forgot what happen, and we sort of got into a small arguement

Me + Jiang Xiang: -Small Arguement-
Jiang Xiang: I HIT YOU THEN YOU KNOW ARH!!!
Me: -Cheap Face*
Me: Ehh.... you sure you want to hit me?
Me: Usually people hit me, I don't know what I will shout de... most probably...
Jiang Xiang: NONONONONO DON'T WANT HIT LIAO!!!
Me: I mean shout help la, if not what?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

So I had a good laugh there, then I continue with my piano, Jiang Xiang suddenly then move to the other Grand Piano... so he started playing it quite loud and I'm like... =.=. BUT OH MY GOD, MY SMART THINKING KICKS OFF AGAIN

Jiang Xiang: *Play piano dam loud*
Me: *Idea*
Me: *Play To Zanarkand(One of the song he love most)*
Jiang Xiang: *Stop to listen to me play*
Me: *Stop before the chorus*
Jiang Xiang: Oi, continue le!
Me: I will continue... IF YOU TELL ME WHO YOU LIKE
Jiang Xiang: WEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Seriously, I feel dam smart for doing that trick LOL. But soon I gave up the idea of asking him, or to at least have him confirm. Cause in my heart, I am like 99.9% sure it's her. Yea.. HER. Who? Not telling. LOLOLOL.

Cause due to close friend, people have known me to have slight interest in Pamela. So I am like bragging all over my friend when Pamela came to talk to me about who like Jx. So I always go...

Me: You know hor... when Jiang Xiang's news spread...
Me: PAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: Came to talk to me!

or

Me: Just now ma... when that news out hor
Me: PAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII were discussing on who he like

LOL, so it's like... I keep emphasis on the name "Pamela". Somehow, this incident quite show me that I can talk over the phone to anyone for quite long... I am starting to love phone call to be honest.

Random Chat
Once again, your favourite.

#1 - Missing Table in library.
Guys: *Walk into library, on the way to Cafe*
Randall How: Eh, where are the tables at this wing?
Wei Jian: ...
Wei Jian: Last time I accidently banged the table, I call the librarian to remove all the table...
Wei Jian: DO YOU THINK WE KNOW WHY?
Us: LOLOLOLOL

#2 - No offense to any Christian
Wei Jian: Jesus have bread... and he will share one slice with all the human...
Wei Jian: Do you know why?
Guys: Cause he is good?
Wei Jian: Cause he cheapskate
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3 - Camera?
Ashiela: Hey, your phone how many MegaPixel?
Me: Eight Mega Pixel
Fatimah: Ah la... Eight Mega Pixel
Wei Jian: Eh, Allah Eight Mega Pixel?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#4 - Gene?
Ah Kun: Aunty! Show them your daughter!
Aunty: My daughter?
Qing Yan: Ya! Why you only let him see only?!
Aunty: Aiyor... you look at me is like looking at my daughter..
Wei Jian: Like that you look at me, means you looking at my mother?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#5 - Epic
Ah Kun: *Trying to keep laptop wire*
Wei Jian: CAN YOU DON'T PLAY WITH WIRE?
Ah Kun: 你要我绑你吗??
Wei Jian: Eh, 你要绑我的妈妈?
Wei Jian: My mother don't play SM one...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Liew Xi: LOLOLOL
Ah Kun: Liew Xi, you understand what is SM?
Wei Jian: Super Mario ma...
Wei Jian: My mother like to play with Super Mario
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

PS - If you don't understand, means you have clean mind LOL

Jokes
A Chinese guy calls to U.S..

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

PS. It's sad that we got to communicate this way. Cause, somehow I feel that you will feel more calmer now as when we are SMS-ing. I want to explain about that gift. You see, I totally have no intention to make you feel uncomfortable or uneasy. I just want to make a snack for you to chew in class. That is all I have in mind. But then it didn't work out as I expected it. For this, I'm sorry.

PSS. I believe in you ;D. So I hope what you said is for me O_o

- Melvin - Because I am a Genius -

Title: Crucial last few months

2011-10-29T09:15:00.000-07:00

I never have felt so rush before. You know, usually it's like in many months time, only one important thing happens. Like a major thing changes, will change or might change. But this time... woah... In a few months, there will be like five things that might change, changes or will change. You know, yesterday when I can't slept, I actual did reflect on my life a bit. Like what will change, how will I cope with it and what will I do...

You know, yesterday I receive some news and rumor.... The funny thing is that, I have never thought that that actually will happen. Oh man... bucause of this, I need to remove two paragraph from here. DAM SAD.

Graduate
Of course one of the thing that will happen is that I am going to graduate from my diploma and so I am going to kill my school goodbye. So bascically, I still have some small hope to sort of change my GPA abit, even by a little. You know, I always have the mindset of just aiming for a "pass" and I am more than happy.

But things have change. I really want to see if I really focus on what I am doing, can I really hit above GPA 3.5 or more? One of the reason why I didn't do well is because of all the distraction that I can do. I mean, I sort of got prove it during one semester (When my laptop spoil), I did rather well during that semester. Even though it is not 3 pointer, but at least I am quite happy with it.

I never quite believe myself as stupid. Even thought all the stupid things I say and do... BUT DO YOU KNOW, IF YOU WERE TO DO THEM PURPOSELY, YOU ARE ACTUALLY QUITE SMART.?!?

"Do you know if you do stupid things purposely, you are quite smart?" - Melvin

Plusssss, like I said, this is the last semester I will be studying as a class with all the people I know. I want to cheris this last moment, man... I talk like I am going to die or something.

"ONWARD FS0903!!!"

Army
What's after Polytechnic? Of course is Army. Something that no guys in Singapore can escape. So there is thie rule, if you don't pass your NaFa test within some limit, you have to enter it two months earlier. So I mean oh my god, I can do like so much things in two months. So no freaking way I will go in earlier LOL...

So I am training hard each and every single day... I believe if I put in ALL MY FUCKING EFFORT in training, I can don't go for the two months earlier. Come on, I need all the encouragement I can get. Leave a message, MSN me or SMS me. Give me something that will motivate me to carry on.

Oh dam, why am I still here, I ought to go train for my 2.4KM! I shall continue posting once I run finish later on.

Piano
This got to be the biggest change. Last week, I was drop on quite a big news. That my piano fee was going to increase by another 100 dollars. I mean currently, my fee is like 550+ for three months and my mum can actually barely afford it. To think she still believe in me, and pay for me whenever the fee came in.

So basically, I have no choice but to stop piano after I finish my grade 5 theory, somewhere next march. Hopefully I will pass and I won't have to take theory anymore. To think that I will have to kiss my piano school goodbye after like a good five years is quite heartbreaking.

I will miss the teacher there, especially my own teacher. The best teacher I can have ever dreamt of. Of course the staffs there, which I quite close to them. Not to say, the new staff, Wei Ting.

It's funny, how I have thought of her, when I know it will be my last few months there. When I clearly know, I am over with her. I don't know, maybe during the last day, I will get her number, maybe my balls will shrink when the time comes, just like last time...

And who knows maybe I like HER. I am not refering to Wei Ting. I am refering to HER. Life is becoming a bitch to me sometime LOL. But her, at least I am enjoying. Plus, my piano club have recuited quite a few female there, maybe one of them? Or perhaps it is Pamela?

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But that's not the point. This whole part isn't about Wei Ting. It's about my piano. You know, I have wonder how I can repay my family for supporting me and my teacher, Pek Ke Jie, for guiding through these years. I only can think of one...

Nanyang Polytechnic Piano Ensemble Concert.

I know, I have play for my music school concert before, but it is not those formal one, where audience sit down and listen to you. I want to make it big, I want to DEDICATE SONGS TO THEM. In fact, I use to think I will be able to compose a song for my teacher. Until I tried for like three days straight. It isn't easy. I don't want to ask for my piano ensemble help about this. I don't want to use what other people to teach me, to repay Miss Pek.

I want to use what she taught me, to repay her back. In fact, I have quite chose my song... Not a very hard song (Hence, I won't be needing her help in learning this), and I believe she will like this song. I know her taste quite well you know.

And of course, for my family. I can't do much, but to perform on stage for them. Make them proud ;D.

I really want to make what I wrote about the concert, come true. Afterall, one of the reason I am still in the Piano Club, is due to the concert.

NaFa Test
I know NaFa test is spelt as Napfa test... but I have since spelt it as NaFa test. So well anyway, time to tell you a short story of me. You know during Secondary School, NaFa test is compulsory every year. Which is something I fear a lot a lot a lot. I will say the full story when I reach my target (hopefully) soon. But anyway...

Last week, I had my NaFa prelim-test, which is to gauge how well you can do of each station. In case for those who fucking don't know... These are the stations to do

- Sit and Reach (36CM to pass)
- Standing Board Jump (222CM to pass)
- Pull Up (5 to pass)
- 2.4KM Run (12.20mins to pass)
- Shuttle Run (10.8sec to pass)
- Sit Up (35 to pass)

I think those are all. You might think, meh, easy... But I tell you straight from me. Each station, I fear each and all of them... I vaguely remember my last score from Secondary School. But then they are horrible...

I believe for Standing Board Jump, I have never jump over 160CM during secondary school. Shuttle Run, 12.5 sec seems to be pretty normal for me. Sits up, I did around 25 of them during Secondary School. THE MOST AMAZING THING IS, 2.4KM, I did so badly, that my teacher ask me to stop when I ran like around 75%.

Yes, that is how pathetic I am. I cannot even TRY to finish my 2.4KM run. Even so, somehow this time stuck inside my brain when I speak about it. 21 minutes. So we can safely say that during Secondary School, I ran 2.4KM at around 21 minutes. It's like, I am a laughing stock, being one of the more unfit guy in the whole cohord.

But then, it wasn't the end until I start training... So two years has pass since I did a proper NaFa test, which is last Thursday. I DID MY BEST FOR ALMOST ALL STATION. And guess what? I didn't pass any again. You clearly don't know how sad I am, upon looking at my results. But in the same time, there are something that motivate me. My results as well.

Actually, let's start with the most epic fail one. Pulls Up. You know, like every twice a week or once a week, I will be doing those weight training at home, you like, like get bigger chest(or breast for woman <- LOL DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND START WORKING OUT FOR BIGGER BOOBS, I DON'T KNOW IF IT WORKS). Afterall, I wish to have those model body hahahaah, those is just like a dream. I'll be happy if I have a slim body.

So you ask with my result? Pull Up, ZERO. I still can't pull one after two years... This is quite saddening. But then, I started training my pull up. Like everyday, I will go to that fitness corner and spend a well 15 minutes there. Sit and Reach 36CM, just pass, nothing to say.

Jessica: DAM, MUST BE THOSE TUMMY OF YOU BLOCKING YOU
Me: DAMN, YOU MUST BE FLEXIBLE CAUSE YOU HAVE NO BOOBS TO BLOCK YOUR WAY
Jessica: -Suddenly Ji Dong-
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Next, Sit Up, improved to 30 (OR 31, damn that tard). So yea, I can pass this easily and I am aiming to do like 100 Sits Up or Crunches everyday. Shuttle Run, did a 10.8Sec, WHICH IS JUST PASS ALSO. You know, I can do better. Cause I am quite stunned at one moment. Oh well, I am going to retake this one day and aim for a gold. Yes, you heard it. GOLD. I am quite a fast runner if you believe me for a second. I just need the correct technique to stop, take, and turn back.

Standing Board Jump, whooping 202cm if I remember correctly. Again, I believe I can pass this if I got the proper techinque.

Jessica: Phew, I thought what happen on Thursday around 9PM to 10PM...
Me: ???
Me: What happen when I am doing my fitness module?
Jessica: Oh, you were doing Standing Board Jump right?
Jessica: I felt singapore shaking
Me: ............ I make sure I will specially train my technique at your house
Me: -My turn to ji dong-
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

HAHAHAHAHA, now left... the ultimate 2.4KM run. Something I don't fear anymore. Cause I have been running quite frequently to practise for this moment. Though I didn't pass, even I PUT IN ALL MY DAMN EFFORT. I was happy. 13 Minutes and 2 Seconds. You will never know how happy I am after hearing I run that fast. Though it is still a little disappointed that I fail. But oh come on, I just need to put in more effort to do this.

Though I thought the two months of going into army was quite inveitble. Until I saw my results... and I just have to put in all my fucking effort for the next three months. I BELIEVE I CAN ESCAPE THE TWO MONTHS OMG. But even if I don't, I am ready for that since I am in Primary School. Army, BRING IT!!!

If you think I am bragging... wait till I reach my target. I am going to brag, cause like someone said.

"If you did it, you got the right to brag" - Audrey

Then I finally can buy a watch... Yes, that is a huge hint of what my target is!!!

Presentation
It was hetic, to know that my second week and I got two presentation on the same day. The sad part and remorseful part is that, I didn't do shit. Ah Kun, Wei Jian and Qing Yan did everything. So I was there doing nothing. I mean it's good I did nothing, but in the same time, I somehow felt useless or felt bad for not helping them at all. So in the end, I have to present something that I know like two hours prior to what I am going to present.

I don't do presentation often, so the first one kind of sucks, as I was stuttering when I am like pronouncing words or saying a phrase. But in the end, I manage to pull it off and finish what I am going to present. The feeling was great at first, but bad when you found out that I got another presentation later on. Which is like... fuck.

Somehow, my CCA friends or those self claim daughter of mine, is going to have their presentation soon. It somehow brings me back to the time where I did my first few presentation. Where I keep stutter here and there, and I got to sometime shoot my audience to make myself feel better, I still do that though ;o.

So during presentation, you know, there is this famous question...

"What is the penalty of xxxxx?"

So basically, a lot of group that present, will be asked that question... And so later on the next presentation, where penalty is not part of the module

Lena Ling: Can anyone ask this group a question?
Everyone: *Silence*
Lena Ling: In that case I will randomly call a people
Me: *Cannot be so zhun one la*
Lena Ling: Melvin!!!
Me: .............
Me: *Wtf I never listen to most presentation*
Me: *Panick, LOL*
Me: *SMART*
Me: Erm, can you turn to page 8?
Everyone: AISEH!!! SO CLEAR WHAT TO ASK OMG?!?! SO ZHUN!!!
Wei Jian: Skali the 8th page is "Thank You" then how?
Us: LOLOLOLOLO
Group Presenting: *Turn to page 8*
Wei Jian: Don't ask about penalty ah...
Us: LOLOLOLOLLOL

So my turn to present, I am quite shock on how well I did. In fact, I wasn't even sure that I did good at all. I stutter here and there still. But oh well, I guess that is not the major thing, cause afterall, Lena Ling praise me with "You spoke like a Milo spokeman". I mean... this makes me more confident next time for sure!!!

Random Topic
So I am going to write a random topic. Hmmm, ok the first thing that pop out on my mind is BOOBS!!! Neh, I'm going to write about blocking mah ways.

You know, one of the things I hate about people is they blocking my way. Especially when I am on the rush, I totally don't care for their health at all LOLOL. Just now, I actually bang a gangster cause he is blocking my lift way while he smoking. I mean fuck, can't you just stand another side to smoke instead?

But one things totally I cannot stand is during MRT. When I am getting out of the MRT, DON'T FUCKING DARE TO STAND RIGHT INFRONT OF THE DAM DOOR. Even if I can dodge you, I will still purposely bang the hell out of you. Of course, unless it's female or elderly.

But usually if people come in first, is it really our fault? Cause today I actually see different cases. Of people start walking in and one or two people start coming out. I'm like fuck off, don't try to squeeze through. But they didn't heed my advice, and I actually banged down a guy. Then he is like blahblahblahblahblah, but I can't hear him as I am listening to my song.

Oh come on people, think for others.

Caught Red Handed
I don't think I have quite post this before... Well, to protect my image or something like that. But well, I don't really care for my image as much as those time now.

So you know, like I said, most guys watches porn in a way or another. But anyway, I'm not here to talk about porn anyway. LOL. I just want to share some funny moment the other time and somet tips to guys if they want to watch.

1) Double check your dam link when you trying to share link.
2) Don't use iTunes to watch.
3) If you want to screenshot your desktop, check the details.

Welllll... why I say those... I will give you example of them.

1) Sending links around. So this always happen at night anyway, when I am at home (uhhh obviously), I always YouTube around, sharing links around. Then sometime I will be searching for prawn at the same time. So you know,I copy and paste link quite fast... Until I learnt my lesson two times... TO FUCKING CHECKING THE LINKS BEFORE SENDING.

I think you get the idea... So yea, I sort of accidently send prawn link to them instead of YouTube link... LOL SO IT'S LIKE. MINDFUCKED. Then one of the worse is that... one of them have auto pop up with all those moaning. Then she is like

"OMG OMG WTF!?!?!!" Then her parent came in LOL. I'm really sorry, though I have personally called and apologize to her and her parent. D;... yea, it's that serious for one of the case

So now, everytime before I send link, I will confirm be checking the link twice or thrice before I hit enter... Haven't made a mistake ever since.

2) So last time, I always like to have my "Show what I am playing" on on my MSN. If you does not know, it's a function that allow all your MSN buddies to see what song you are playing. At least I thought all songs.

Until one day, my VLC player start not to be working or something. So dam, I watch it by iTunes instead. So like 2 mins later... someone MSN me...

Someone: Erm...
Me: Wait... I'm doing my work
Someone: .............
Me: What? D;
Someone: Busy with your hand?
Me: Of course, how am I going to do my work without hand?
Someone: But you type kind of slow... one hand on keyboard, where's the other?
Me: ARGH! LET ME FINISH MY WORK!!! JUST TEN MINUTES!!!
Someone: LOLOLOLOLLOL
-10 sec-
Someone: Btw, look at your personal message
Me: ???
Me: -Take a look at personal message-
Me: *Oh my fucking god..........*
Me: ....................
Someone: >;D
Me: .................... don't tell anyone
Someone: I don't have to... everyone can see
Me: ....................
Someone: LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

3) Number three didn't happen on me... It happen on someone else instead. So this friend of mine... was downloading some EPIC STUFF. So nowaday, when we download stuff, there will be captcha, something to see and type before you can download something. So my friend found this kind of interesting. The Captcha goes something like

Someone: OI!!! I found something dam cool and I agree with it!
Me: ? What stuff so nice?
Someone: Wait ha, I screenshot for you
Someong: *Post Screenshot*
Captcha: Melv Uglier
Me: .............
Someone: SEEEEE!!! EVEN THE NET AGREEE HAHAHAHAHA
Me: Hmmmm... spy webcam night at lobby?
Someone: OMG!!!!
Me: HMMMMMMM
Someone: NO! I AM DOWNLOADING THE WRONG STUFF!!!
Me: You sure?
Me: *See the tab*
Me: Ah... you****.com
Someone: NONONONO!!! I want type YouTube! It came out wrongly!!!
Me: Xxxxxxx, HOW CAN YOU DO THIS? Didn't know you are this kind of person
Someone: ._.
Me: Karma's a bitch
Someone: Just like you... grrrrrrr
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL

I don't know why, any thing lead to porn is 90% funny LOL, even if it's goes wrong. So yea! Do check on your stuff before you make a big hoohoo... Some or most of you know... the term I use to represent porn is prawn. LOL, sorry to spoil your appetite. But then, I was talking to my friend...

Someone: He ignore me!
Me: Why don't you ask him if he is watching prawn now?
Someone: Prawn??? LLOOLOLLOLOLO
Me: ............
Me: Oh wait...
Me: CANNOT ASK HIM
Me: I just noticed his surname is Xxxxxx SIA
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

This really brings back memory when my old teacher is call Mr. Siah... then everytime in that class, our laughter will be quite different from other time. I usually will laugh like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But during his lesson, I will go HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!! Cause heh (Hokkien), in English is call prawn... and siah/sia (Chinese), in English is call prawn. LOL. HE'S MY CHINESE TEACHER, NO WONDER I DID QUITE BADLY.

Random Chat
Time for something you will like, muahahaha.

#1 - Curiousity
Me: Why don't you let other people date you?
Rin: Because I will feel awkward?
Me: Erm... I mean you can date normal people?
Me: Like Marcus, Subaba or Jiang Xiang?
Rin: .......
Me: Wait... they are not that normal...
Me: Or am I indirectly saying I am not normal?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#2 Evolution of baby pamper
Qing Yan: GOT ANY IDEA OR NOT?!?!
Wei Jian: Nowaday the pamper like getting smaller hor?
Wei Jian: Let's make G-String baby pamper
Wei Jian: Like that the baby shit, the shit can be cut into two...
Wei Jian: Easier to clean up
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3 Papaya with Milk... Truth or myth?
Me: Eh Rin... before you start drinking... you should measure first... three months later then measure again
Rin: OI!!!
Chee Yu + Eroy: LOLOLOL
Me: O-O, you both understand?
Eroy: Nod nod...
Chee Yu: Like that Wei Ti...
Me: Don't say liao... if I know her, I make sure I force her to drink 10 cups per day!
Eroy: *Give wierd look*
Me: Siala, you really understand
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#4 - I am just trying to get my face on your slide...
Yu Jing: Got any more idea?
Me: I mean, you can try to put my picture on your slide if you don't mind...
Me: Then you can say ALL THE GOOD THINGS about me...
Yu JIng: LOLOLOLOL
Me: But don't put stuff like my picture then Melvin (1991 - 2011) la...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#5 - Recently keep Ji Dong...
Me: -Say some bian tai comment-
Yu Jing: You not scare I screenshot?
Me: Not like you not xi guan me say this kind of things...
Yu Jing: Then upload?
Me: .....
Yu Jing: Since you help me so much...
Me: I TELL TEACHER I DO YOUR SLIDE THEN YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ops... Ji dong... this always happen, don't know why
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
-Ji dong on CG's slide-

#6 - Random shooting
Kelly: Look at me... the princess!!!
Me: No different than looking into the toilet bowl
Kelly DAMN YOU MELVIN YEO!!!

#7 - Sai Da Bian Shit
Richard: Cause if you don't stuff the animal before slaughtering them, they will be very scare
Richard: Do you know why?
Us: ..............
Richard: Cause they will be scare when they know they are going to die... they will lao sai
Qing Yan: Mr Richard, that is not lao sai... that is CHUA SAI!!!!
Class: LOLOLOLOL

#8 - Blue Shirt
Me: Walao... just now the girl sit infront of me... actually quite cute de wor
Rin: Who?
Me: You see a blue shirt person
Rin: ..............
-5 Second later-
Me: Remember I say a blue shirt one? See again...
Rin: *Turn back*
Blue Shirt: *Guy with blue shirt walk pass*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
-Blue SHirt GIRLLLLLLLLLL-

#9 - Peter Pan or Ghost Buster?
Kelly: My skin dam thin le! -Shy- -Hide behind the bush-
Me: Dam kelian, living in a garden... Hide behind a bush
Kelly: LOL!! PRINCESS ROOM GOT GARDEN
Me: Good luck... all the insects crawling all over you while you sleep
Kelly: DAM YOU MELVIN YEO! I Scared Peter Pan bring me to his land tonight
Me: I make sure is ghost buster suck you into their vaccumm cleaner first
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#10 - Talk like a philosopher
Yu Jing: Never mind ma... you got Jessie and Ke Wei
Me: ... Where is Pamela?
Us: LOLOL
Me: Do you know, saying my favourite girl, without naming Pamela...
Me: Is like naming your favourite food, but not naming egg
Me: .....
Me: Aiseh
Me: I talk like a philosopher...
Yu Jing: Shut up...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Jokes
A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."

Another guy says, "What's that?"

The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."

Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.

A girl asks, "What's that?"

He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."

A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."

Larry says, "A wife? What's a wife?"

She says, "That means, 'Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

PS... Dam, where's cooking and kitchen :(.

PSS... If you still manage to survive here. LOL, I got something I want to mention... I am going to try to ignore you from today onward. I sort of have enough of everything >_>. Unless, somehow, you change.

- Melvin - Cause I carry conversation -

Title: Since a dam long whileeeeeeeeeee, I felt quite emotional.

2011-10-19T05:18:00.000-07:00

First off, you people should know that I hate hate hate that word emo or emotional. But somehow, it struck me that time. *DO NOTE THE WORD I AM USING*. So this blog post survive somehow survive for three changes. It goes something like

- Wondering if I like her
- Confirmed that I like her
- Back to believe that we are just good friend
- Back to wondering

It's kind of funny, that until now I didn't really tell who this person is, and that is the reason why I am so quite sad. It's not I don't trust any of them, but it's like. I want to keep this to myself, which in the end, I am unable to do so. So I do told like four of my female friends(Which one of them is you. Sorry for this mindfuck news LOL), where some actually quite broke my heart. LOL.

So during that time, I have been wondering if I like her or not, or is it I am just that tired. So the first change, did I really confirmed that I like her? Or it is just I am not that restless and tired anymore? Then the next two changes, it just feel like, nothing has change at all. I surely do hope that I am just feeling tired, I just don't want fall for the wrong people.

You know, I feel quite unsafe blogging this, I scare that the person manages to think that it is her. But after much thinking, brain storming, I came to a post that almost anyone can think that I am refering to them, especially those closer. But still, I can't help to think that there is some plot hole here and there. But as a genius, I shall not falter.

-Wondering-
As you know, sometime I can straight speak to someone for like a few days straight without any problem. Someone they are busy, we can't talk. But somehow, there is just this significant people, that... I actually missed talking to her. You know, till the point where I wait for her for an extra an hour before I actually go offline.

This is where all the suspicious came.

-Confirming-
I can't really say I did confirm this, due to the next change. I felt relief talking to her, once she is online. I took the plunge and start the conversation, sometime I don't do quite freqently, unless I need to talk, or when boredom strike. But obviously, this time, it is neither the two. It was the feeling that, I NEED to talk to her.

-Confirmed?-
So it was all back to normal, once we can get back crapping like normal. But I can suddenly survive with her missing action. Like she can suddenly go missing for another few days and I won't have any feeling.

-Wondering-
Trying to solve this mystery.

That is actually the few time I felt that time. But at least, I glad, I am back to normal. But still, I still cannot deny that fact that I might like her. I also believe, that I am just sleepy LOL

But still, I am trying to leave school work and relationship at different level. Since this is my last sem, I am hoping that I can work harder on this sem, you know... It's my last chance to study with my awesome classmates. Unless I retain one module, which is totally touch wood. But still, I want to speak a little about school.

I mean come on, after all I open this blog just for my FS0903. If it weren't for them, I won't be here using my time on you all. I just love all my reader, be it games, classmate or just regular friends.

So yea, let's get old school.

School
-Time Table-
You know, I actually feel that my table table is quite awesome as compared to the previous years. I mean, Monday with two hours of lesson!?!?! I know, it might sound like a fucking genius idea to go school just for two damn hours. So which I intend to make Monday, sort of my CCA day. Tuesday and Wednesday are relatively the same, start at 9, end on evening. Making it rather a short day.

The only gripe I have are Thursday and Friday. We start at 9AM in the morning, and end at 6PM in the evening. But I do know one thing for sure, I ain't going back home on 6PM sharp on either of this two dates. Cause the MRT are horrendous. And, I totally mean. So came this chat with Jia Sian... I believe this is the first time I have mention her name is this blog. But meh, she won't be reading around here anyway.

Me: You know hor... that day I went home at MRT. Walao, I totally felt like I kena molest...
Jia Sian: Like that you should be haappy what...
Me: The problem right now is... Is kena molested by guy
Jia Sian: LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Jia Sian: But the people around you is Samantha... Wei Ting and Pamela jiu different story lor?
Me: ......... So late liao still want me imagine that scenario... DO YOU THINK I AM A TIKO PEK?
Jia Sian: LOLOLOLO
Me: I will move away.....
Me: Like a Gentleman -Proud-
Jia Sian: No de lor.. you will be very happy that time.
Me: This proves you totally don't know me well...
Jia Sian: I think this proves that I totally knows you well.
Me: If you know me well, you should know that I will make that MRT breakdown if possible...
Me: .......
Me: HOI, WHY YOU MAKE ME SAY THIS KIND OF THING? BUAY TAHAN YOU SIA
Us: LOLOLOLOL

So with that, I won't go home at 6PM sharp... You know, the happy thing I like about my timetable is actually Monday. This is because my school start at 2PM and end at 4PM. This does proves one very important things to me. I can, fucking, watch, all wrestling, PPV. You know, sometime if I miss a wrestling series, it sucks, cause all the spoiler will be thrown at you. Which spoils the fun. Fuck Spoiler, bring me all the LIVE!!!

-Module-
You know, I actually want to go through all the module and speaks my thought about it. But on a second thought... I will just write all the amazing one.

Fitness And Wellness
Please do tell me, you saw this coming. I mean, I am not here to complain about this module. I am more of here to complain about the dam lecturer. I got a feeling that Johnny will probably step in here. But oh well...

You know what, on the first lesson. The teacher gave one of the most epic talk I have. It's been awhile, I have seen someone praise himself so much in just two hours. I mean, who the fuck can praise himself for two hours non stop? Whenever he drift away from his topic and drag himself into that scenario... my minds go.

"Dear, oh dear..."

I mean it's GOOD to have confident. But not over confident LOL. So there was one picture of this anorexia girl... so his comment

"I don't even know if this picture is showing a guy or a girl. I mean my chest is already bigger than her breast. And I don't totally see nipples."

It was funny worthy, as well as cringe worthy. I mean, I am not interested in anorexia porn or something. Why funny? Alot of comment related to porn or sex is funny anyway LOL.

Forensic Science
I join this elective, solely based on interest. You know, when I play games, titles such as Phoenix Wright (Lawyer game if you don't know), I always wished to play as a role of a lawyer before. Or be in a case or something. But somehow, this is my time.

Firstly, I love English. Secondly, it got to do with lawyers. Thirdly, Daddy and Dotter reunion. LO. I'm not sure if I am serious. But, this lesson has been nothing but funny. It's not because of the lecture, it's how I talk to my dotter.

This is because Ying Thong, is tied between forensic and sensory. Thinking if she should change her elective. So I suddenly rage for fun and goes like

Me: OK LA, YOU GO LA, YOU DONT WAN'T ME LIAO RIGHT? GO LA DON'T COME BACK
Ying Thong: O_____________O
Me: Ayumi and me... finally make you so big... yet you are doing this to your daddy... You know you will break Ayumi's de heart?
Ying Thong: :(....
Me: You have to imagine me... alone here... without family...
Ying Thong: Daddy...
Me: GO LA, GO TO YOUR SENSORY!!!
Ying Thong: Oi! You is where not happy?!?!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So as the next week came, I still using the joke all over again. It didn't get old... So this week, we actually learn about molestation case. Where guys need witness to file for molest whereas female don't have to... Before the class, I am like.

Me: Hmmm Ying Thong not here
Random Guy: Why?
Me: I DIE DIE WANT TO SIT BESIDE HER
Random Guy + A few unimportant people: You and her got simi relation?
Me: Shhhh.
-In Class-
Lecture: So usually, when a guy and a girl alone. It is very easy for the girl to shout molest and sue that guy
Me: Walao... *See Ying Thong* I better becareful of you
Me: *See a little further*
Random Guy + A few unimportant people: *All look at my direction*
Me: ................
Me: SEE WHAT SEE, DO I LOOK LIKE THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE?
Class: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So after class, my bullying continue...

Me: You know hor... beside Ayumi, I still got a lot of sub-wife...
Ying Thong: Wahhhh, like that I must have a lot of siblings lor!!!
Me: No wor... I only has you <--- I bet most of you gonna say I cannot do it anymore
Ying Thong: Wahh... so touching...
Ying Thong: OR HAS YOU SELL THEM!?!?!?
Me: HOW YOU KNOW!?!?!
Ying Thong: Wahhhh all my siblings...
Me: Wait ah... phone call
Me: EH HELLO! YA!, WANT BUY YING THONG FOR 50M DOLLARS?
Ying Thong: GO DIE LA, WALAO
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Food Business
You know, I really wish this course is named "None of my Business". I was quite interested in this course, cause my first choice in my poly paper, is Business Management. But you know what?

This lecture and lecturer totally has make me relief that I didn't join that course. I don't know if it is content problem or lecturer problem. Sorry Johnny, but, I just got to say this...

This lesson is FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

I am not exaggerating when I said this lesson totally has change my happy mood to fucking sad/angry mood after the first one hour. I tired to keep up with the dam lesson for the first twenty minutes. But I just can't. So I just whip out my DS, and play some games to kill some times. =.= I mean, wtf. I can finish one big section of the dam game and teacher is like gone through like only 10 slides.

Wei Jian on the other hand is like...

Wei Jian: Wah biang oi!!!
Me: ???
Wei Jian: I have already read finish all my Naruto, Bleach and One Piece...
Wei Jian: That is like a total of few hundred page or slides...
Wei Jian: AND TEACHER ONLY FINISH LIKE JUST FIVE SLIDES.. WTF!?!?!?!?!?!
Me: LOLOLOLOLLOL

Sorry, not only us are being bored to death... Twitter and Facebook, quite exploded with people expressing their boredom. Oh dear... I don't know how am I going to survive this..

Conclusion
I am definitely looking forward to studying in this semester... Awesome time table, only a little let down on the module side for some module. But meh, complaining won't change anything. So I should quickly blog this and get back to doing my project.

-Actvities-
So I am definitely trying to balance my last sem off with both study and activities. After all, this is my LAST sem! Damn, I have start to realise what I have done wrong with my past few years. But still, thankfully and luckily, I got one more sem to do all these stuff... First off, sports.

Sports
You know my kick boxing teacher actually came to me and ask me why I joined kick boxing. So I said, I want slim down, I want to have awesome body. Then she told the whole class...

"You know, we eat everyday, everyday we exercise our mouth. Sometime when we exercise, somewhere get smaller, somewhere get bigger. But during eating, only your tummy get biggers. There is seven days a week, and you eat like three meals in all seven days. What about exercising? We have to balance it out, good figure don't come from nothing at all, they come hard work. We eat for seven days, we got to exercise for seven days. That might sound tough, but when you see the result, you will tell yourself. It's all worth it."

I got nothing to say, but to agree with her. It's like one of my favourite quote.

"You will regret eating that one cookie, but you will not regret running that mile."

As you all know, even how awesome my timetable is, I always find no time to swim when I am in school. But Jiang Xiang show me how wrong is that, he swam everyday regardless how tired he is or how late his school end. Plus my favourite sport got to be swimming. I don't care how tired I am, I am going to try aiming at least to swim every Tuesday and Friday in school. If not... at least once per week.

So down to other activites, such as badminton where my friends still play when they get the chance. Just like last week, though I didn't play a lot when I figured that I sprain my back a little. But seems all fine now. Though I am still sucks as a badminton player, but hey, at least it a fun sport ya...

-Piano-
Of course, I will not go my back on the CCA, though it is quite tempting, afterall, I did make a BIG impact. Which I always told myself, I won't leave the club without making a real damage to it.

I don't know, Jun Xiu say that the club is at one of the better times as it is. I can't help to think that I am one of the catalyst that cause the improvement of this piano club. I mean, I don't teach a lot, but when I go, I try to keep people there entertain, at least those whom I am closer. And... there is still one girl I still want to talk to.. LXW...

You know, last week Jun Xiu drop one big question for me...

"You want to perform right?"

Then I suddenly thought to myself... is it what I really want? I can't seems to find that excitment that I got during the last concert. I am starting to doubt myself, I have been lazy, I have not been playing song, I am slow at learning new songs.

Then another question pop up in my head...

"Can I do it?"

My eye felt watery, as I find the lack of confident in myself. What if I screwed up? I know, I can simply play a simple song like Canon during the concert. BUT NO, I WANT TO PLAY THE SONGS I ALWAYS WANT TO PLAY.

THE OTHER PROMISE
FROM Y TO Y
THOSE WHO FIGHT

I... only manage to learn one from there... And I am still struggling to learn the other two. I got seven more months till the concert. I hoped I can get hold of myself, and practise those song. Even I said before, I don't have to help this piano concert to perform. But still, I want to particpate in one big concert. Plus, I use to told my classmate and friends... come visit me when I perform. Well, they might not come now, seeing what has happen. But still, I don't like to break promises unless shitz happens.

But hey, let me share to you this song that I am currently learning!

I am also learning Those Who Fight and Pathetique Mov. 2. But man, those are hard...

Oh well, I guess that warpped up what I got to say about school. Now for something else...

Games
I mean come on!!! I totally cannot miss on this part. LOL. I guess my mood for DS game is rather coming back quite soon. I mean, for the last holiday, I actually bought two game that I actually have no intention of playing them at all. I also went to repair my Nintendo DS lite, when I don't have intention to use it anymore.

Oh well, I guess I can repair it, so I can bring it into army and play the next time. I not sure if it is illegal.. but I do know my Nintendo DSi XL, cannot be bought in due to the camera. Suckas.

You know, before that I start Forensic Science, I didn't really play any games. But because of it, I actually went ahead and start playing Ace Attorney Investigation, a lawyer game. I don't know why, I just feel like I would like to play this game, just because of the course. I mean that game alone is already quite execellent, with the compliment with the module, I think it is the perfect time to start on that game...

Last entry, I talk about how smart I am. LOL. But anyway, the game that makes me think this way was actually Professor Layton. I mean, that game has a lot of brain teaser. And I mean ALOT. Not to say that it has execellent music along witha myterious storyline. When the fourth game came out, I didn't really care about my current finance situation and went ahead to buy that game. I can't wait to finish my Ace Attorney and start on this game. I mean comeon... Who doesn't want to be a little more smarter?

Now back to Ragnarok Online, during the holiday, I was quite into that game. Though I didn't make any big impact like I did on the previous server. Sadly school has started, doesn't have alot of time to play that game already. Removed as the position of second in charge as I requested. Soon later, I got kicked XD. I mean I cannot blame them for kicking me, I hasn't login that game for like five days. LOL.

You know, assholes are always around in the game. So there was one guy that tired to asshole me the other day. So I was selling this stuff that worth around 9Billion dollars, so I overprice and decided to try to sell it at 10B. You should know that people in this server are FUCKING stingy, they just refuse to overpay for something.

So what happened was

Me: S> 6k Charm Set for 10B. PM ME, NO NEGOTIATION ALLOW.
Guy: Hi, I am buying your charm set for 9B
Me: Hi, thanks for showing interest in my item. As you see, I am only selling at 10billion.
Guy: 1k = 1.5B. 6k = 9B. 10B = OVERPRICE
Me: Sorry, I insist selling at 10B only.
Guy: SELL FOR YEARS MAN
Me: _|_
-Few days later-
Guy: Hi
Me: I AM SELLING FOR 10BILLIONS ONLY
Guy: Erm... I will buy.
Me: .......?
Guy: How about 9B with -insert items?-
Me: 10B
Guy: How about 9.5B with -insert items?-
Me: 10B
Guy: ........ *deal*
Me: *Deal*
Me: WOAH, I DIDN'T KNOW MANY YEARS PAST SO FAST MANNNNNNNNN
Me: THANKS FOR BUYING, I WAS INTENDING TO SELL FOR 9B ACTUALLY. But because of your attitude last time. I am definitely not selling you for 9B.
Me: I will sell it to you next time, probably.
Guy: _|_
Me: It's okay, 1B worth more than that.

Some people are just fucked up LOL. I mean, I live my this sentence, if you got nothing nice to say, try not to say. That's why when sometime I am angry or pissed off, I usually will just ignore all the way. But then again, I usually cooled down like 10 or 15 mins later. LOL. Unless it is a dam big scene, if not I cool down quite fast. I love the side of mine.

You know, both PSP and DS is like going to be outdated soon, and take over by 3DS and PSVita(I think find this name to be hideous).

Then now I got decide which one to get first. I know eventually I will have both, but I still need to decide on one first. Will it be PSVita or Nintendo 3DS? I mean, both have superb potential to be an execellent choice.

-PSVita-
This handheld, looks very promising. I mean, the HD screen and all the function it carrys. I mean back touch screen, who the hell has ever think of that before? But afterall, the games is what decide which console to buy...

I mean, the only game I really want to play on PSVita is just Final Fantasy X HD Remake. The game that starts everything... including piano. You know, when this game get release, I am going to record myself playing "To Zanarkand". But is it enough to warrant a purchase of PSVita?

I mean, my brother has a PS3, and Final Fantasy X HD Remake is heading to that console as well, I can just wait for him to buy it and I will play it. There are not really many other games that interest me.

I mean, there are games like Persona 4 and Metal Gear Solid HD Remake. But meh, I already has play them before...

-Nintendo 3DS-
This is one damn weird console. A 3D console...

You know, I always love my DS over my PSP, anytime. I have approx. of 80 games for my DS. Whereas for my PSP just two games, I always just AHEM those game for my PSP, but still, those don't get me interested.

So 3DS, there are games like Professor Layton x Phoenix Wright. You know what that means right? THIS IS LIKE TWO OF MY FAVOURITE DS SERIES CONBINE TOGETHER. I totally get organsm when I heard of that news.

Plus, there are a lot more title coming for the 3DS that I am really interested. Like Professor Layton 5, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy Remake(This is rather inevitable) and even Kingdom Hearts...

I think my choice for my next console is rather quite obvious already. I am just waiting for the second alteration of the 3DS to be released. Plus, I got until next chinese new year to decided which to buy.

Outing with Kelly
You know, I would never thought I will go out with her. LOL, I mean, she is on a mission to kill me or something. So it was on a fine Saturday, where I was god sleepy. No words can describe how sleepy I am, I mean seriously. And so, I receive a SMS, of Kelly complaining. LOL.

I don't know why, why people expect me to plan on the spot or something. So she is like... GO PLAN. >_>... It was tough, since I don't go out much. So somehow, something rings inside my mind.

She is looking to buy piano, so I thought, why don't I bring her around to let her see some piano, so she know what to find when she were to buy one in the near future. But the problem now is, which shop allow us to test piano without killing us. So I SMS my piano teacher, she said Yamaha at Plaza Sing. I was quite shocked, cause they always write "No practising allow". Which I sort of know what it mean now, we can try it and play it and not practise on it LOL.

So right after my piano lesson, I smsed her how tired I am and how I don't wish to go there. She took it rather seriously LOL. I don't do this kind of stuff man... I totally how hate people do that, like seriously LOL. So I manage to drag myself to Plaza Sing to meet her.

You know, we don't greet with a "Hi" upon meeting. We shoot each other upon seeing each other. Like...

Me: So, what are you going to eat later?
Kelly: Don't worry... here got a lot of food for you to eat
Me: No. I am worried for your dinner...
Me: I mean, they don't sell candle or joss stick here...
Kelly: DAMN YOU
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So we cut the crap and went to Yamaha quickly. Went through some piano, where the price range from around 3k to 14k. You know, sadly, I saw one piano which I truely like, but it is the 14k piano. LOL, my heart literally broke that time. I mean, the design is very nice, the sound, the touch is all top notch for that price. So I play some song there, actually I was quite paiseh to play very long on each piano. So I just roughly play the chrous of each song that I know. I. Damn. Love. That. 14k. Piano.

I mean, that is our sole reason why we are coming out here. So she want me to think on the spot again, on what to do. I was like grrrrrr... But I vaguely remember she asked for chinese pop song. Then Kinokuniya pop up in my mind. So that was rather our next destination... But first thing, we need to settle our dinner. We went to Yoshinoya...

No, I am not playing with word... Kinokuniya Yoshinoya Kinokuniya Yoshinoya Kinoya Yoshikuniya Kinokuniya Yoshinoya... LOLOLOL

Kelly: I WILL ORDER FIRST!
Me: ........ anything...
Kelly: -Order with a bill of over nine dollars-
Me: -Order with a bill less than six dollars-
Kelly: WHY YOUR ONE SO CHEAP?
Me: WAH!!! SO NICE YET SO CHEAP!!!
Me: Your one so expensive, nice to eat bo?
Kelly: DAMN YOU!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

After eating, we went to the MRT station and went to Orchard road. Ion first. You know, there is this one shop over there that sell Egg Tart, special Egg Tart. It become my staple there. When I go there, I got to eat it. So due to improper planning, I thought it will only be right if I treat her one of them. She picked the Kaya flavour, whereas I pick something I wanted to try last time, Double Chocolate. Sadly, I prefer the Cheese Egg Tart. Though she claimed that hers was not bad. Didn't get to try it...

We then went straight to the Kinokuniya... Yoshinoya... OH DAM, I SHOULD STOP THIS. So we went to Kinoya... >_>... LOL. So we went there and went to the chinese section where the music is. So she was looking at some piano book, I then noticed something she always wanted to buy... So with her book on her hand... I told her

"Hey, look up on the shelf"

She then...

*FLIP THE BOOK ON ME*

Basket, the edge of the book piece into my chest. Fucking pain LOL. But there she is, she saw her "Secret" book. Collection of song from the movie "Secret". But she didn't buy it afterall, cause of my powerful mouth LOL.

We then went to the girl's department to see some wallet, then since I am there, I might as well check out that Taka's girl I blog about. SADLY, SHE IS NOT WORKING THERE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was quite sad, but then, there is another cute girl there

inb4flowerheart

After much walking, she didn't buy anything... so we move on to Robinson, where there is nothing to buy also. So meh... but on the way to Robinson from Taka, we has walk pass H&M

Me: Hmmmm.. you want go inside H&M?
Kelly: I never go inside before...
Me: Me also actually
Kelly: Go in can come out or not?
Me: !O_o?
Me: Err....... nononno you go in is like jail, cannot come out one
Me: CAN YOU DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTION
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

After much walking around and kill time, I suggest it's time to go home, where we started to walk separate ways.. and the end.

I don't know why, she like to laugh at my expression =.=. Plus, I notice I can't stop talking sometime. LOL

Outing with Jia Sian and Rin
Before we start. I just want to give a shoutout to playurconsole. If you iPhone, PSP, DS or anything spoil, go to their website, they might have fix for it.

I am quite reluctant to help Jia Sian have her iPhone 4 fix by other people, I mean she trust me with her iPhone. So I actually did quite a lot of research before deciding on a place to repair. Not only they did a execellent job on her iPhone 4, they also did an execellent job for my DS lite, and for that pricing, I really can't complain. So please do check them out if you want to repair anything.

I am not in any relation with them. I am just telling you that this is a good place to repair your devices. My DS and her iPhone just got repaired in less than two hours, and they did the testing infront of us, to tell us that it really works wonderfully.

But anyway, back to all the outing shit. We decided to meet at Bishan...

So upon reaching, I ask them to bring me there, instead of me brining them there. LOL. Since they know exactly where is that place actually. They were quite shock with my decision, cause why would I want to purchase a ticket to Malaysia? LOL.

So in the crowded MRT, there was this American that stand quite near us. Both of their eye is like quite fix on to him. So I thought I can't lose, and just nicely, on the next stop, there is this pretty girl hop into the same exact MRT and in my view. I have my eye fix on her also.

So...
Rin or Jia Sian: *Look at the American*
Me: *COUGH*
Me: Where are you looking at?
Them: LOLOLOLOL
Rin + Jia Sian: His english is... :O..
Me: SHE SELL SEASHELL ON THE SEASHORE
Us: LOLOLOL

So after much finding and struggling, we finally reached that stop, have our device checked and left our device there for them to fix, but of course, you can sit down there and look at them repairing, it's okay as well. But the weather is quite unbarable, so we went to nearby Subway to wait while the devices are repairing. So soon they called and we went to recive our stuff.

It's then time to have our dinner. I was actually planning to have our dinner at some Japanese Restaurant, treating her as a promise if she study for her exam. Which she did, and did well. But due to her fear in Japanese food and Rin wanting to buy some accessories for her iPhone, we decided to go to NEX instead.

Bought some accessories, and ate at Texas Chicken(Won't go back there), and finally we are on the move to cut Jia Sian hair. Why won't I go back there... Firstly, it's fast food. Secondly, I felt that it is quite nothing special if you ask me. Thirdly, it isn't very delicious. Though we did a lot of weird stuff there for no reason.

After dinner, we went to search for shop where they can shave Jia Sian hair. So she went the cheapest way. Went to the 10 mins 10 dollars shop... something I never tried before... so while she is trimming her hair, Rin and me is at one corner talking... UNTIL...

Me: *Listen dao hairdresser talking to Jia Sian*
Hairdresser: You which year born de?
Me: *Ear sharp*
Me: *Whisper to Rin*
Me: Wei... you got hear dao the shop keeper talking to Jia Sian about when she born?
Me: He is trying to flirt her siol...
Rin: O_O
Rin: OI!!!
Me: *COUGH AHEM COUGH*
Jia Sian: ???
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Soon, before we go... We went to the washroom. Rin was outside. She was observing this toilet door, where it will randomly open and close...

Rin: Hoi, look at this toilet door, it will randomly open and close one
Me: O_o sure bo...
Random Girl: Can use ah? Just use lor
Random Girl: *Go in close the door*
-Awhile later-
Troll Door: *Door open automatically*
Random Girl: This door is not safe at all
Me: .......
Us: LOOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sooooooon, we part ways. And I am broke now. LOL

Deja vu
Remember somewhere last year, I posted something about Samantha. Oh wait, I actually did post something about her a while ago. LOL. But anyway, summary summary summary.

So last year, I know this year 3 girl(Which grad already), who is a close friend to Samantha. So I thought I will disturb her about Samantha. So I go like Samantha this and Samantha that. The next thing I know is that, she already have told her about me. I am like... Fuck, I'm dead.

So this year, my groupmate, I was talking to her about this girl name Jessie. Which has quite a cute appearance. Nah, she don't read my blog anyway. So I was thinking to kacau her... So the next fucking things I know is...

"Hahahaha, she didn't say no to you."

I am like...

"Wut?"

Then think a while... then I came back to the same conclusion. Fuck, I'm screwed. The worse thing is that she want me to join her and Jessie for a gaming session. I can't cause I need go help Jia Sian repair her iPhone 4. So she said next time. I not sure if there will be any next time, since she already know it, it will be dam weird if we do even meet up. Yes, my balls have drop to the floor. LOL.

I totally has no fate about this. The worse part is Joanna, kept laughing at me when this shiat happen. LOL. Who knows, I might be with Jessie one day? Thought I has heard story about her anyway, story about her having five guys going after her or something. I don't want to go on to a battle that I probably will lose, I don't want to tire myself out.

Random Chat
This is probably the last six months I can provide some interesting Random Chat for you. Since I think I will start a brand new blog after I graduate.

#1 So I was talking to Pamela one day, and we were talking about her limited edition phone. I said limited is because her phone went through water, and it is still useable after water has enter it LOL. Plus, she is not a phone lover
Me: So, your phone is a slide phone or a normal phone?
Pamela: It's a slide phone and a normal phone
Me: >________>
Me: You know... looking at how you take care of your phone
Me: Perhaps one day your phone will become two phone instead
Pamela: Walao!
Us: LOLOLOLOL

#2 I was in lecture listening(Rarely). This lecture, teacher expect us to draw and write a lot of stuff.
Lecturer: *Flash a real life picture*
Me: ARE WE SUPPOSE TO COPY THIS OR WHAT?
Wei Jian: ....
Wei Jian: CAN YOU USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3 And we are talking about Army, and the pes
Randall How: You know that there are different PES B
Wei Jian: What different
Randall How: The main one is still PES A1 then follow by B and so on
Randall How: I heard there is also PES B12
Wei Jian: You think you are talking about Vitamin B12 now la?
Us: LOLOLOL

#4 During one lecture, Randall's How did a silent burp, yet a deadly one. Every guys was quite shocked by the smell or something LOL. Then there was once
Ah Kun: *Did a very loud Burp*
Everyone: *Look back at all the guys* (We guys just sit at the most back row)
Ah Kun: ......
Ah Kun: OI, RANDALL HOW, CAN YOU DON'T LIKE THAT NO MANNER?
Wei Jian: This tactic nice to use
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#5 Something not related to class... this happen when Jia Sian, Rin and I are in the pet shop at NEX.
Random Guy: The dog has his hair kena cut, quite cute siol
Random Girl: Those guy never talk to them one wor?
Random Guy: You expect the dog to reply them la?
Us: LOLOLOL

I guess that is all for Random Chat. I might still have some stucked inside my brain. But I will be saving them inside my brain, perhaps edit this post when I remember some of them, or start a new blog... at least I got some random chat to keep it going...

But now!!!

Jokes
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing
and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl
shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day
he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.

He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing
but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads: "If you
catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent
shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he does, it's
definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days,
the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our most
rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies,"I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this
huge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that read:,

"I'm Ronald. If I catch you, you're mine..."

- Melvin - Best in The World -

Title: Another blog post before school reopen

2011-10-12T08:06:00.000-07:00

Hey peepzor, yea, my school is starting in like a week or so. So I am quite looking forward to it. Primarily reason is, I want see how my story goes for the last sem. You see, my poly life had been uphill and downhill. At least I am liking what is it now, so no complains about it!

After attachment, I am also looking forward to study as a class again... cause like most adults say, when you are working, you will miss studying. Which is how I felt exactly when I am doing my attachment that time, even how awesome my attachment company is, I still miss school a lot. So the next six months will be the last time I will be able to study with my awesome friends and classmates. Yes, no matter what happen, I still got a lovable class.

So the next paragraph is something I hasn't done in a long time. RANTING ABOUT SCHOOL!!! But I must tell ya, this whole dam blog is boring shiat.

School
So my grade is out, my timetable is out, now left is our notes. You know, I was expecting my grade to pull my overall GPA up by quite a few point. Cause of what Johnny said. He sayd that this sem is implement to help boost overall GPA. So I think I did rather pretty well (As in for what i have done for the three whole month) and I am like only increase for like less than 0.2? I was expecting it to raise for like at least 3.0, due to my low GPA from the past, so pulling up will be rather easy.

There is also another case of people who get a SUPERB grade, yet only increase by a tiny bit. Johnny, once again, give us false hopes again.

So, time table. I am quite surprise that my timetable is rather quite slack. To be quite honest, it might be the best time table for all the three years. Why? Firstly, I think so. LOL. Secondly, I don't see anyone complain and lastly, Monday is machiam a free day, so it is good for those who got projects to do. My only gripe is the dam fitness module... >_>... I am like so not ready for it, despite of what I have done for the last few weeks.

So notes notes notes... the stuff we used to study. Our course cannot buy them and we got to ALWAYS print ourself, or get one guy to print for the whole class if he wanted to. So as some of you know that I only like to use the notes that is my own style. Well yea, I sort of print differently from everyone. So in the end, I have bought a printer just for the last sem.

Talk about a good student.

Bullshit.

Food
I don't like FastFood. There, I said it. >_>... So sometime I really cringe when I heard people that they can eat like over a few times fastfood per week. So actually, I start to eat Subway, cause they are "Healthy". Yep, I said it... "Healthy", notice the "".

Depends what you order for your Subway, it will defines healthy. What I mean by that is, if I recall correctly, the cookie itself is the killer, killer as in killed the word "Healthy" in Subway. Not to say along with the drinks and sauce.

I was eating Subway the other day (Glad I didn't order with cookie or drinks, if not I will feel so dam guilty), I was reading on forum. I was dam surprised that almost everyone didn't say Subway is healthy at all. The mindset of Subway being healthy is in the categories of fast food. I mean, when compared to KFC or Mac, yea you know it.

So if people want to eat a healthy Subway, just order it with only vegetables, no sauce, no cookies and no drinks. There, you got a dam healthy meal.

So the other one that I started to eat was PepperLunch. I never tried before, because I think the concept is stupid. I mean, I already paid so much and I got to cook it myself? And drool while the food is cooking right infront of my eye? D;... I actually don't mind doing that

But my food always turn out not nice to eat. Which is why I am ranting here... The portions is not a lot as well... SO, if you ask me... if I will eat it frequently. My answer is a def no.

PLUS WE SMELLS AFTER EATING!!!!!!!!

You know, I feel like eating a dam good buffet now. And I don't mind paying a lot for it right now =.=.

Me: You know that in PepperLunch, we can ask the waiter to cook for us?
Miss R: WHICH OUTLET GOT CUTE HANDSOME WAITER? (Same time as below)
Me: SO DO YOU KNOW WHICH PEPPERLUNCH GOT PRETTY AND SEXY WAITRESS? (Same time as above)
Us: .............
Miss R: Oi, copy me for what? I clearly said that first!!!!!!
Me: SIMI, I AM THE ONE THAT TELL YOU ABOUT THE DAM SERVICE
Miss R: Don't worry... I can join a PepperLunch and so you will come and but from that outlet everyday
Me: You the chef? Makes sure you clean you hand like DAMN CLEAN BEFORE TOUCHING MY FOOD
Miss R: Why? Don't worry la... I won't poison you de
Me: Don't forgot what you did like every night...
Miss R: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

PS. If you don't get it... well... means you are too pure and innocent LOL.

Mexican Food
Then, I also ate Mexican food with my project mate and my supervisor for the FYP. Miss Jen was quite particular about what food she will be eating, and was hoping to eat some exotic food. When she said something speical, werid or exotic. Snails, rabbit and etc always come to my mind. Yea, they sounds disgusting, but I am used to them after watching so much food discovery channel. I mean, they even eat guinea pig, that is like my favourite pet >_>...

But in the end, she was okay with Mexican, so I am thinking what so exotic in Mexican food, beside the taste being a little different from what we usually eat. So my group mate, Li Ling, recommended this restaurant that is opened by his friend, Sady's Kitchen... or something like that. So we ordered quite a number of stuff, including chicken Chicken Bleu, Quas, Platter, Chicken Wing and I believe there are alot more where I cannot remember the name as the name are quite pure LOL.

So I am going to skip all the rest and just go to my verdict about Mexican food. Thumbs down. Sadly, I don't quite enjoy the Mexican food, I find that the spices in each food are too heavy or strong. When I mean spices, I don't mean just spicy, I mean the ingredient added into the food. But I got to admit, the dessrt is delicous and wonderful. We had three ice cream flavour along with a Italian mousse.

The flavour are Caramel, Cookies and Cream and the basic chocolate. There are other fruits flavour like strawberry and banana, but we just go for the common one. The Caramel is too sweet for my tastebud, but it has a rich caramel flavour. Chocolate is sticky and thick, which is execellent. My favourite got to be the cookies and cream. I find the texture to be quite as I expected not too sticky, not too mushy, and the sweetness is nice as well. And the cookies inside the ice cream is plentiful, which is a big big big bonus. Excellent ice cream. Not the best I have eaten, but one of the best.

But this is my virgin chocolate mousse. I wasn't expecting what I am going to eat... but just imagine eating this. A thick creamy fluffly texture with a THICK chocolate taste with a blend of a little wine. I must tell you, I totally fall in love after I tried that. I am really so going to order one more cup, but meh, I already felt quite sinful after eating so much... So I didn't. I am not surprise if that is my top five favourite dessert now.

Gadget
You know, this will be the last blog post I will be blogging about my earphone (Unless it spoil again or something, when I will whine again like a little girl). Since I am listening to it now, it means that it is being repaired... and FREE OF CHARGE.

So my mother always like to wake me up in the morning. I seriously, don't know what is wrong with her LOL... So there was this day, I refuse to wake up, cause I am like so DEAD sleepy...

Mum: Wake up wake up... later buy lunch
Me: AGHHH, I want to sleep for another hour
Mum: ..........
Mum: Wake up?
Me: ...........
Mum: By the way, your earphone is here anyway
Me: *God damnit... now Fedex don't want let me sleep*

I actually don't believe, cause it is Monday and Fedex said that it will be delivered on like Wednesday, so I don't believe what my mum said, probably want to troll to wake me up. So I didn't care...

Then I think awhile... THERE IS A DOOR BELL JUST NOW

Me: *Wake up instantly and run to the living room*

And it is the truth... Fedex Package on the table... IN THE END, I STILL GOT TO WAKE UP EARLY.

So I am like so excited, that I forgot to brush my teeth before turn on my laptop and give it a whirl. So yea... got scolding LOL. BE SURPRISED... the first song I tested out was Mr Taxi. Then basically, for the whole day, this earphone is stuck into my ears...

-Back to Ayumi's Music-

Stupidity
Let me tell you a short story about my room. I will write in story form...

Once upon a time, there was this guy named Melvin TheBestInTheWorld. He was so upset that he got to moved house, missing his old room, which is shared with his brother. However, Melvin TheBestInTheWorld is happy because in exchange, he will be able to get a room just for himself.

So Melvin TheBestInTheWorld, planned nicely about what to put in his room and how to have them arranged. So it was nicely arranged, with a Black Upright Piano, on one side of the room and the bed on the other side of the room, where the length of the bed touches the wall. Beside the bed was a studying table and infront of the bed is a cupboard for all my shirts and underwear (LOL). Infront of the lovely cupboard was a black TV. It is all nicely planned, with enough space in the center of the room.

It was all good, until one fine day, where Melvin TheBestInTheWorld's parent decided to ask a Feng Shui Shi, to take a tour around the house and give comment about the layout of the house. Like where can be better, what can be change or do, to make the whole house to be sort of more fortunate in money, relationship, study and anything you can think of.

So, that was the end of my wonderful room. No matter what Melvin TheBestInTheWorld said, his parent just refuses to listen and will only listen to that Feng Shui Shi as everything that guy says deem to be more important than what Melvin TheBestInTheWorld said. Basically, everything which I previously like, has totally change. The bed is now vertical to the wall, with a small cramp place for my piano chair and the piano which is right of my bed. My writing table has been shift to that TV side. Everything was in a messed. What has happened to that wonderful room of Melvin TheBestInTheWorld? He was definitely not happy.

In the corner of the room, Melvin TheBestInTheWorld's laptop has a pretty bad WiFi connect, ideling at around one or two bars. But he didn't complain as it is nothing major. Television became unwatchable becuase of the cramp place and playing piano at a cramp position isn't ideal at all. Melvin TheBestInTheWorld has survive this way for over two years.

It was unbearable anymore. YouTube video loading slows, video downloading slows, MSN dc here and there and game lags like no tomorrow. It was until this wonderful day, where Melvin TheBestInTheWorld has finally nerd rage in the game because he lost in a competition due to a lag, a competiton that he could win. It was then he told himself.

"I had enough" said in an angry tone.

Melvin TheBestInTheWorld then confronted his mother and demand a change of room. But of course, it was denied, as the Feng Shui Shi effect is still there. But this time, Melvin TheBestInTheWorld am smart enough to play with the word of the Feng Shui Shi. Melvin TheBestInTheWorld moved the bed, which is still vertical to the wall. Melvin TheBestInTheWorld move the study table, which is still along that wall... Melvin TheBestInTheWorld just move this two and it seems that there are so much changes.

Firstly, his WiFi are ideling at around four or five bars now... The bed is not right infront of the dam television (I srsly, never think of this before? Wtf?) and most importantly, there is a dam big space in Melvin TheBestInTheWorld's room right now.

Melvin TheBestInTheWorld then felt stupid, why didn't he think of this like two years ago? It is like, so much better than the room that his father has arranged for him. Melvin TheBestInTheWorld find himself stupid, yet at the same time, smart of thinking such ways. Fucking oxymoron.

Trying out new stuff
So I was trying out some new stuff for a change. I will start off one by one...

-Kick Boxing-
I was quite reluctant to join this because of the horror my brother has told me. He told me that there was this fat guy who quit because he cannot handle the tiring of the lesson. Then there are other story as well. Well, this isn't a kick boxing lesson that teaches you how to fight. This just teach you the basic and keep repeating. Like some aerobatic, where you keep doing it. So basically, it is quite ideal for losing weight as I really perspire a lot. But somehow, I did survive the first day of the lesson...

The next day wasn't so ideal already. I got some serious muscle ache that I never have before. Like on shoulder and armpit. I mean seriously, when I tried jogging in the night, the pain was unbearable, especially on my leg and armpit (Ya must think why this got link to running?). But, like an old saying... No pain no gain. And I think, all this hard work is worth it. TOTALLY.

-Sun Tanning-
I don't know why... I just don't like being too fair (As in fairer skin, not play cheat or play fair >_>), I look around, I find that most fair guy... don't look too manly in some way. The worse combination is fair + skinny. This just exactly makes me think of one guy I see at the pool one day. I was like oh my god, he looks disgusting. YES, I mean I know I am bad for saying that... but he really does.

For the first time I am sun tanning, because I want to get the perfect colour I want for my body and swimming under sun is definitely not enough. So I thought... after kickboxing, might as well sun tan a little before going home, if not I will be wasting my time going down to Sengkang CC just to do kickboxing with my brother.

On that night, my body is like so dam red. Machiam like cooked lobster or something like that. Yea, so I need to do some research about some lotion... I don't want to get cancer or anything.

Then my brother is like...

Brother: It's okay... you don't need to protect your backside
Me: Walao, later your backside tio cancer then cannot pang sai jiu sibei ho
Brother: ........
Me: *LOLOLOLOLLO*

-Saloon-
I know I know, this is nothing new. I don't cut hair at cheap place, I know I know... but this time it is rather different. I dyed my hair and did some treatment. Somehow I really felt that I have become more girly as the time passes. I mean, I stayed in a saloon for like over an full hour...

Might be normal for some guys but then this is the first time and I actually felt quite weird. Having my head warpped up in some weird plastic and placed under the heater. Or doing some toher weird stuff by the saloon.

Why I chose to dye is because, I just want to cover my white hair. That's all, I don't want fancy colours like brown or red, but they do look nice. I just want a colour that resemblence black, yet a little different. So I went into the saloon, thinking to pick a blue colour that is quite near to black colour. So blah blah blah, after much discussing with my hairstylist, he recommend me a very dark brown, since he said that the blue is almost not visible under and circumstances.

Me: Hmmm, I am thinking to dye a dark blue colour, is there any colour like that or something?
Jack: Well yes, we do have a colour call blue black, where it is very similar to black colour. As you see, it is almost no difference from a black colour.
Jack: I believe, you want to dye just to covered your white hair?
Me: Yes, that's right... or perhaps you got other recommendation?
Jack: Oh yes of course, dark brown. The brown isn't too bright, so it can be seem just under some condition.
Me: -After much consideration-
Me: Alright, I will take the dark brown
-While colouring my hair-
Another stylist: Sir, this dark blue colour will suit you quite nicely
Me: ????? Blue?????
-After colouring-
Jack: How do you like this colour? I mixed the dark brown with a little bit of chestnut colour
Me: ????? Brown?????

So in the end, I am not very sure what colour did I get. But I am quite happy with this colour cause it is quite similar to black... So next, I did some hair treatment, as they recommend and my mum ask me to do it... So why not?

So they start applying some lotion, I believe is alcohol, onto my head. IT WAS DAM COOLING AND SHIOK UNTIL THEY APPLY IT MY BLISTER. I tell you, I was so dam high when they apply there. The pain was quite painful, but bearable... but I thought the pain will be gone like after awhile. But hell no, the pain is there throughout the whole 20 to 30 mins. I looks quite damn weird when my head is being wrapped up and place under some heater. Looks gay, if you ask me. But other than the pain, the whole process was quite enjoyable.

Then next left the trimming of my hair. I am not sure why, I am particular picky this time around. Like, I will just inform Jack where I am not happy here or there. I has never done this before. I am starting to care about my appearance too much if you ask me.

Taka Girl
So the other day, I went out with Jia Sian and Chee Yu because they want to buy something. But instead, I became the guy who spent the most money LOL. This is like one of the most epic fail. But let's get onto the topic... of the Taka girl. It all started when Jia Sian is browsing her wallet on the girl's department and there was this young and sweet salesperson serving her. At first I didn't pay much attention cause I was busy helping Jia Sian choosing wallet, as which one is nicer.

So it was then decided that she chose a while wallet and I stop browsing for wallet which I think is nice. So I help her check her wallet for some flaws, like any damage on it or something like that. I managed to spot a black mark on the wallet and I told Jia Sian, the salesperson then go.

"I can clean that for you!"

Then I notice how sweet she is, along with her soft spoken voice. So I then tell Jia Sian that shse is quite cute, but Jia Sian didn't care about me... it's like Wallet > me. LOL. So meh... So soon, we went home.

For some weird reason, when I am like posting this blog the other day, I actually thought of her. So I didn't care, since this happen from time to time for pretty or cute girls. So the next day, when I am practising my piano and taking a break and went to listen to this song. "Just be Friend", I am like... THINKING OF HER? But soon the thought disappear and I didn't really care anyway.

It was then, when I jog at night. I saw her, yes I am dam sure it is her. I was quite focus when I run, and then when I saw her I lost all my focus. It's like, something just struck me. But still, my "One more round" spirit, I still manages to run finish another round. But then, I speed up this round, hoping I can see her again if I run faster. But I am unable to locate her after my last round of running, I look left look right. Then I came to realise

"Why am I doing this? Do I like her?"

So the first thing I went home, is to messed tell everyone...

"I think I like someone"

And most of the response were bullshit. LOL

Lester: Erm, Rin?
Jessica: :O? Wei Ting? Or is it the Rin?
Jia Sian: O_O... who?! Rin?!

Then I am like, dear oh dear, why is everyone talking about her. I mean she is a good girl, but then... >_>... Then there are some more basket reply

Miss R: Gotta be me, right?
Jenny: Fucking Gay
Yu Jing: Wahhhh!?! Is he a guy?
Skyline(Game): Oh holy, focus on game and not some pornstar

DO I HAS SOMEONE WHO I CAN REALLY TALK TO ABOUT THESE KIND OF STUFF? LOLOLOLOL. But anyway, the story isn't over yet. So the next day(After I saw her while running), I make sure I ran at the same timing as the day before. Because, I want to get number from her. Yea yea, some of you say "The same thing happen to Wei Ting". But it's different now... If awkardness happen to Wei Ting, we are still in the same piano school. But if happen to the taka girl, we can treat that we don't know each other cause we won't be seeing each other again. So the next time if I see her, I probably won't be getting her number already. I bet she already forget me.

Well, why I won't be getting. It's because the day before I run pass her, Jia Sian and I bought wallet from her, so at least her memory should at least have a clear or blury(>_>) image of me. So it will be better to pick up some topic to talk about. But after so long, it will be a lot harder.

So there was some funny chat pertaining to this...

Jessica: Walao eh... lucky is her... if is some random chiobu and you can meet dao her at a ulu place where it is dark and have a big grassland... I not sure what will happen to her...
Me: Am I this kind of guy to you?
Jessica: "Walao The grassland sibei dark, good to drag girl inside and....... MUAHAHA" - Melvin
Me: WTF!?!?!?! HOW COME YOU STILL HAVE THAT QUOTE?
Jessica: I still got somemore~ Use to counter if you bully me
Me: >____> I neh bully you this time D:
Jessica: LOLOLOLOLOL

Me: Cannot lor... I run until so messy and smelly... Get number from her confirm reject dao jialat jialat
Yu Jing: You can act like jogging de ma... but actually not jogging
Me: Like that I spike my hair and wear formal wear go run lo... Shun bian take three rose while running
Yu Jing: Yep yep... act cool beside the road
Me: .................

Me: She wearing all black wor... black shirt black pant black bag
Miss R: Black bra and black panty also right?!?!
Me: HOW YOU KNOW?!?!?!
Miss R: Actually is me lai de...
Me: Lucky not 12am, if not you say see dao you, I will confirm think is see dao ghost
Miss R: OI!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

NEX girl
LOL NO, THIS IS NOT SOMEONE I LIKE. This is rather... a situation that I has never encounter before. So I thought I will share with you all. There is one reason why I post this at this place. So if you manage to read until here, I seriously applaud you. So I am trying not to hide any information, but I am posting here, thinking that some people won't read this, cause her name will pop up here.

So the other day, I went to NEX with Jia Sian and Yu Jing. So as per normal, when ladies go shopping, shopping for shirt is part of the programme. So they went into this shop. After quite a while, Jia Sian was quite interested at one of the shirt and hence Jia Sian went to try out the shirt. Leaving Yu Jing outside alone. So she ask me come inside, to sort of accompany her, yet asking me to look at the guy's section. Of course I am not interested, I am more of a tech guy than outfit.

But still, I went to accompany her, but never have the intention of looking at the guy's section. So this sales lady who served Jia Sian, suddenly came over.

Sales 1: We got guy's section!!!!!! Want to take a look!!!!????
Me: O_o, erm I think no..
Sales 1: COME, MUST SEE... I CAN RECOMMEND SOME FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!
Me: Erm...
Sales 1: I don't care, you must come and see
Me: *Wtf?*
Sales 1: *Promote a lot of shirt*

I mean, I have been to a lot of shirt shop with same kind of selection(as in both guys and girls) and sales ladies that is around the age of teenager. But this is the first time I actually felt that they are very agressive...

The worse part is, Yu Jing asked me to came in... was at there LAUGHING AT ME AND saying

"Aiyo... she like you de laaaa"

then I am like

"Dear, oh dear..."

Then both of them went back to the girl's section, so I was quite tempting to go back. Until I felt a presence that some other people is looking at me. So I coutinued to act looking at those shirt. Finally, I did saw an image of someone standing beside me. So I turn over and take a look at her

So we smiled at each other, and I quickly turn back and continue to look at my shirt. I am trying to avoid eye contact, caused I am scare of them for some reason. But then, this time difference. I SORT OF REMEMBER THE FACE DAMN WELL, LIKE I SEEN IT BEFORE...

She looks like Janice (Yes, been a while since I mention her name...). So I am thinking inside my mind...

"You serious bro?"

So I quickly turn back and look at her to make sure if that she is or she is not Janice.. I can safely say... they look as close as 80% alike, so somehow. I totally freaked out when I thought I saw Janice. But that is partially the point why I don't want her and her group to see it. It's like, I don't want to stir up any thing again.

So at first she is quite soft spoken, she speaks like five lines, maybe I can just understand one of them. Then suddenly, my itchy mouth...

Me: So, this are new shipment right? Since they are like a little more expensive..
Sales 2: Yea! They are somewhat newer... but you also cannot say that this set is older wor...
-I GOT TO ADMIT, THE WAY SHE TALK IS DAMMMMMMM CUTE.
Sales 2: But both are nice nice... but you cannot try the "olderrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" one...
Me: Ah... I will take a look on them as well
Sales 2: Oh ya! On 20th! There is new shipment coming! You can come back down that day to take a look!
Me: *Grrrrr*
Me: Sure sure, I will pop by for sure
Sales 2: MUST AH!!! I REMEMBER YOU HOR!!!
Me: *Dear, oh dear...*

I appreciate that they are very enthu with their work... But they sort of scare the hell out of me LOL. So if possible, I will try to avoid that shop, UNLESS SUAY SUAY, they study in NYP and the "MUST AH!!! I REMEMBER YOU HOR!!!", I will die quite a pitiful death.

Like I said... this if the first encounter of such sort. I totally have no idea how to response, especially to the Sales 1...

There was this point she is like talking to me, then I look at Yu Jing, and trying to like... ask for help. I totally felt useless at that time... even more so when she say...

"Why are you looking at her?"

Bloody hell, it's been a long time I actually felt useless for a second. As in... when I am blogging this, I still felt useless...

The Last Supper
WARNING: This post will be a little pervert. So those clean, pure and innocent mind. GO AWAY.

So I am posting this about a dam epic story I read from the forum. In forum, sharing picture of what we buy and what we are eating is dam common. So I can easily like just take a picture of my Samsung Galaxy S2, and just open a thread there and say "My iPhone Killer Hoot..." and people might come in to bash you or support you.

Or the other one is like "My Humble Supper..." where you just post what you are eating. So there was this guy who open that topic and post a picture of his McChicken. Still inside the box, not opened. So people are asking him to open and take another picture. And so he did... but then there was this HUGE problem.

His background is rather dark, so he take a shot and upload straight to the forum... It was fine until one person went...

"I SEE KKJ!!!"

For those clean mind... KKJ = kukujiao = penis.

But anyway, everyone is like, WHERE!?!?! Until one person so adjust the bightness of that photo of that opened McChicken. And indeed, there is KKJ on the bottom right side of the picture. So like most people said, it was hairy and short. I did see the picture before, and what they said is true... but then the funny thing is that the guy that purchased that McChicken denied the fact it was his and it was photoshopped, so it kind of fail there. BUT, THE FUNNIEST AND SCARIEST THING CAME AFTER THIS WHOLE THING...

Scenario #1
Topic: - Anything with Macdonal -
Reply: Walao... better don't eat too much... later KKJ shrink
Reply: Not only shrink... later grow more fa cai also
Reply: I believe Macdonal is good for your KKJ
Reply: Eat should be okay... becareful when upload your food... HIDDEN KKJ!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Scenario #2
Topic: - Anything about food -
Reply: The first thing I see the picture... is the bottom right hand corner
Reply: No KKJ No talk!!!!!
Reply: KKJ le?
Reply: Never eat McKKJ?
Reply: TS, WHY YOU NO SHOW KKJ?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOOL

Scenario #3
Topic: - Any other topic -
Reply: Is that KKJ?
Reply: Are you eating McChicken?
Reply: This topic is worthless without KKJ
Me: LOLOOLOLOL

I must dam say, this whole thing is shiat funny. It's like, everything changed in the whole dam forum for the past few hour. If I were to say the most read word for the day... Definitely "KKJ". LOL...

Moral of the story... Make sure you know what you are uploading... Check check and check.

Question and Answer
I never done this before, but I thought I will play with it abit...

Question: Why you still continue this blog, after shits happen in class?
Answer: No matter what happen in class. I always like people to enjoy reading my blog. Their laugh and smiles make all this worth it. Some of my friend find it honourable if their name were to be found on my blog. LOL. Plus, I love blogging! No doubt, I will continue to blog, as long as I viewers.

Question: What with the sudden change of attitude? Vulgar in blog? This never happened before...
Answer: Like the question said about the first question. Shits happen in class, and I believe they do not read my blog anymore. So I sort of, switch audience. Unless they are still reading, of course I am happy. The more viewer I get, the more happy I am.

Also not to say, there are some words, that are totally irreplaceable with vulgarities. They add mood to word as well... Some of you think it is bullshiat, LOL... but this is how I feel. If you do not like what you are seeing, perhaps you can tell me and I see what I can do to make you happier

Question: What's the next thing ya going to buy?
Answer: Either a MUSIC player... I caps the music, cause I want a PURE music player. There is a difference in sound quality output from different MP3 player and people say iPod touch is one of the worse. If not, I will be changing my earphone to custom earphone, it is something I always wanted to try and I still want to try. But this don't seems to be happening.

If not, I will be going back to gaming. Either PS Vita or Nintendo 3DS. I must say say say, no matter what. I won't leave the gaming world. Because of this quote of mine.

"Friends might backstab you and leave you. Games don't do that." - Melvin

Plus, games is what get me so far. You think why my English are good for asian standard? Because of game... Why do I start piano? Because of game... Why am I so clever(proven, sorry LOL)? Because of game...

If you wonder why I said I am clever. Again in forum, there was a topic about brain teaser or something like that. I am the first one to get the correct answer after quite a while and of course, more puzzles as well.

Question: Hot hunk or Pretty babes?
Answer: ... Definitely Pretty Babes. NOT THAT I AM TRYING TO HIDE THE FACT THAT I MIGHT BE GAY. I still think I take any babes over any guys anyday, anytime and anywhere.

Question: Favourite quote?
Answer: "If a guys stop playing games and reply to your text. Marry him"... Why? Because if this is dam true, I think I will have some pretty good wife already LOL. But to be honest, I find that quote to be kind of bullshiat. I mean, I do that regularly to almost anyone, including guys. AND I DO KNOW, people that does that.

But if the guy thinks that Game > You. Don't worry, it is normal, for all gamers. I do that sometimes too.

Random Chat
Oh well, not much to share here...

#1
Time: 9.30PM
Me: I think I go run first...
Rin: OI!!! Later remember to give me my card de code!!! Must before 12AM!!!
Me: .........
Me: YOU THINK I OYLMPIC RUNNER AH? CAN RUN FOR THREE HOURS UNTIL 12.30AM IS IT?
Us: LOLOLOLOL

#2
Jessica: Weeee!! I ordered Double MacSpicy for my lunch!!!
Me: You mean McLaoSai?
Jessica: Lao sai your head... my tummy can endure the spicy hor..
-In the Afternoon-
Jessica: BRB.. I go toilet awhile
-10minutes-
Jessica: Back!!!
Me: Da bian ah? So long...
Jessica: Ya lor... feeling come.. bo bian
-1 hour later-
Jessica: YOU WAIT, I GO TOILET FIRST
-10minutes-
Jessica: I COME BACK LIAO, YOU CONFIRM DIE
Me: So long... da bian again?
Jessica: YA LA, STOP ASKING I DA BIAN CAN OR NOT?
Me: DAMN, LAO SAI JIU SAY LAO SAI. SAY SIMI DA BIAN, SAY SIMI YOUR TUMMY CAN TAHAN MCLAOSAI. MORE LIKE YOU REALLY KENA LAO SAI, OR PERHAPS YOU ARE FULL OF SAI SO YOU GOT TO KEEP LAO SAI
Jessica: LOLOLOLOL WHAT IS THIS
Me: ........ No idea...
Jessica: ......... Good, cause I forgot what I want to scold you already
Us: LOOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3
Kelly: Halloween I should wear mask...
Me: Actually no need... you natural can liao, no need wear mask or make up can scare people liao
Kelly: ASSHOLE!!!!!
Me: Plus you wear mask liao really totally become cute
Kelly: MELVIN YEO!!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL

#4
Me: Perhaps we can eat -Enter Fastfood-
Yu Jing: Huh...... no rice wor...
Me: .......... Dam mafan
We: -Walk pass Texas Chicken-
Me: How about this?
Jia Sian + Yu Jing: *Consider...*
Me: AIYA NO RICE, I DON'T WANT TO EAT LA!!!!!
Yu Jing: Go die la you
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#5
Me: I hungry siol...
Kelly: Me also... plus eat at this timing confirm will fat
Me: Shi meh... you FAT 1kg also don't care one ma
Kelly: What with the word "Fat"?!!??!?!
Me: Ops... my keyboard keyboard suddenly spoil abit... when typing FAT will like that de
Me: See... happened again... spoilt again
Kelly: Just like the owner
Me: Nvm... Spoil better than FAT
Kelly: -Nudge-
Me: Nudge somemore la, later your iPhone explode just like your brain
Kelly: YOU SCOLD UNTIL DAM SHIOK HOR?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL

Jokes
These are entríes to a washíngton post competítíon askíng for a two-line rhyme wíth the most romantíc fírst line, and the least romantíc second line:

- My darling, my lover, my beautíful wífe:
Marryíng you has screwed up my life.
- I see your face when I am dreamíng.
That's why I always wake up screamíng.
- Kínd, íntelligent, lovíng and hot;
Thís descríbes everythíng you are not.
- Love may be beautíful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept wíth you 'cause I was píssed.
- I thought that I could love no other
-- that ís, untíl I met your brother.
- Roses are red, víolets are blue, sugar ís sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wíltíng, the víolets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty, and so ís your head.
- I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
- I love your smíle, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
- My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped on to smell thís way?
- My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

PS. Submitted at 2.50am ;D.

- Melvin - Caused... KKJ -

Title: Rest in Peace, Steve Jobs

2011-10-06T08:59:00.000-07:00

Today, the 6th of October... When I woke up, I read the news feed of my Twitter and Facebook, I then come to realise one thing... Steve Jobs has passed away. I mean, everyday, there are people who passed away. But Steve Jobs is different, he changed the whole IT industry, he changed how I live my life and many others. So I thought I will dedicate this blog post to him. I know it might not mean much but still, I wish I can somehow pay him respect. But this is the least I could do.

I know, there are times and times I said how much I dislike iPhone and Macbook. But remember, I didn't say that they are bad. The only thing that pissed me off is Apple Fanboy or iPhone Fanboy. But I do acknowledge of what they are capable of. Believe it or not, on 4th of October, I stayed up till late 3AM just to listen to the Apple conference, because I am so interested what the new iPhone is capable of. But sadly, it disappoint me. iPhone is already quite a perfect and powerful device, there is not much can be improved.

With that being said, my music life started off with an Sony Walkman, those where ya put disc inside. Then the next music device I own is an iPod Nano, those old style Nano with the scroll wheel. My Apple life start from there. If I remember correctly, it is just a 512mb iPod Nano, so I can just fit all my favourite music inside and travel with it everytime I go to school. When iPod touch came out, I believe two weeks later, I went to buy it. That was the first most expensive thing I bought with my own money that time. An iPod touch 8gb. When at the time of release, there wasn't much thing to care about... there was very little application in the App Store. So that basically just serve as an Mp3 player. Until I jailbreak it like few days later. So bitch, please if you think you know more about Jailbreak than me, unless you are a developer >_>. So I continued mess with the theme, download some games off the Jailbreak community, changed the in-game stuff myself, saved my iPod touch three times when it almost bricked and just a lot more. By then, I know the future of the iPod touch future is very bright after knowing what can be done on the iPod touch. But then, it is time to upgrade when I notice it took 15sec for me to on my iPod touch, click on the music application, click on a music and finally it play.

So when the new iPod touch 4th generation came out, I just bought it without much hesitation, again with my own money, went home, didn't do anything, but jailbreak first. But I have stop myself at the jailbreak community for quite sometime, so I am rather rusty in a sense. But it isn't that hard to do what I need to do, change themes and more. Bought some apps off the iTunes. Yes you heard me, I do bought some apps, those where I feel that I will be using it almost everyday, so updating it will be a piece of cake, rather than waiting for the cracked to come out. So the Jailbreak community has changed and improved so much, till the point it totally change the way I used my iPod touch.

So in the wall of text, I have said how much Apple has change my life, for the better or worse. But still, I cannot deny the facts that Apple has make my life much more easier. Sooooo... back to the point. I believe losing Steve Jobs, it's like losing an amazing person in the world. All the changes he has made, all the stuff he has made and a lot a lot more. He is a legend. My Sincere Condolences to his family and may you rest in peace, Steve Jobs.

Introduction
So I changed my whole blog entry because of Steve Jobs. This show how much I respected him. So fuck those people who mock him. Like iDie, iCancer or anything related to it. I seriously, hope you guys get those sickness that you all just said. Even more sadly, my friends did that. But still I am going to post what I meant to post in this.

So I start with this line actually

"Life without music on Journey sucks big time"

Before go on, I must add that this blog entry will be vulgar at time.

Earphone
I actually want to do a rant on this, I did complete, but I didn't want to post it up. So yea, I got a feeling I wrote something quite harsh there. But who knows? That is like my 7th complete blog entry that I didn't bother to published it out. But meh, back to my earphone.

Last week Wednesday, I finally send my earphone to US. Through some registered mail at Singpost, I didn't know that it will be this cheap to be quite honest, or perhaps there is a chance that I send wrongly. But meh, people says that it will take around two weeks to reach there. So I am still crossing my finger that it will be reaching Westone Laboratories.

Sending my earphone off was a tough job cause I didn't have high expectancy that it will even reach the US. That is how little I trust in oversea delivery... especially with an inexperience guy like me. But there is always the first time, so I am still fine. In the end, I still decide to send it for repair...

1) I don't use earphone much at home, beside for late night music.
2) Warranty... It;s over like in few weeks, so I just make use of it
3) I made up decision, I can't survive with music with one side distortion or anything so either get it fix or buy a new one. So I am trying the cheaper way first.

Sooooooo, I am currently music-less beside when I am being at home. I know i do have other year phone like my sports earphone and my AKG backup earphone. The problem now is that I just CANNOT go back at all! I mean, from all the clarity of the music you hear, all the isolation(meaning you cannot hear outside) and the comfort-ness.
So there was this one day where I need to go back to Country Foods to visit them, then I remember. OH HOLY SHIT CRAP, TWO HOURS JOURNEY WITHOUT DAM MUSIC. So I was sad to hear that and charge my DS and PSP. Then I whine to this friend of mine (who sort of the person who drag me into this world of quality music), then my friend was kind enough to lend me some spare backup... but of course, I only chose one. So meh, I just chose the most expensive from that collection of backup. I forgot what brand is it, but it is A-Jay earphone. I think I remember the name correctly. Cost around $189 dollars as well.

So on bus, I just hook it up with my iPod touch, somehow... it is comfortable... it has its islolation... it has quality music. But it just somehow don't feel the same at all. I do enjoy the music, but in the same time I feels that something is missing. Then I was texting my friend about "thanks man, for the earphone, saved my trip". And the first reply was

"Not use to the quality of my expensive earphone as well right?

Then I was like, yea... totally can't use to it, even though I know that is it a good earphone. Then my friend further tells me his experience which I truely agree. This is a hobby that, you can only accept something better, and not something worse. Then I am like sucks for this hobby, at least this is a good one. But still thanks for your wonderful earphone for the trip. If you read this dam blog that is, lazy bum. LOL That's why I put earphone as my first topic, hoping to catch ya attention ;D. Oh yea, I promised to intro you this new song that I love.

Anyway a small update to my earphone... It has successfully reached US, and it is currently on the way back to my home... on... November 10. Fuck, I'm getting a backup now. A sports earphone should be a wise choice. Edit: October 11 ;D...

You know, I was hunting for a replacement earphone the other day. I was even on the verge of telling them. I WANT SOMETHING BELOW 200 DOLLARS. So they lay out all the different choice for me. BUT REALLY GOD FORSAKEN, I CANNOT STAND THOSE QUALITY. It's like there are so many thing you have to reached before you can buy it.

It's like I test thing, the comfort is not there. I test the other, the high pitch is just unbearable, I these the other one, the bass is out of control, I test even more and the sound signature is totally not right. So in the end, I request to test back my UM3X, TF10P, Westone 4, Shure SE535 and Westone 3. All this, are worth at least 600 and aboves. While I was testing, I was keep telling myself... "Don't like this please, don't like this please, don't like this please." Despite being the expensive price, I don't enjoy all of them. I'm only interested back in my UM3X as well as the new Shure SE535. Which is like... I am praying so dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam hard that my UM3X will get repaired... Luckily, it did. Thank you Westone and Singpost.

Back to Country Foods
Well, since this holiday, I don't really intend to work since my target and goal is to slim down and just slim down. Partially the reason... the another partial is that I am lazy to find new job >_>. Plus, since FYP that time, i have promised them that I will visit them one day. JUST ONE DAY. LOL. So I decided to drag my lazy add up the dam bed early in the morning and just head down to Country Foods. So this time I tried to enjoy the dam scenary from my house to Country Foods. LOL, it sort of bring back all the memory. I mean the memory of all the Chio Bu. And infact, I manage to see one of them! So sort of brighten up my day a little.

Upon reaching that Country Foods bus stop, there was this worker going for lunch, HE SAY HELLO TO ME. I know it is a simple hello, but the fact that they did not forget me makes me have a smile of my face. So as I walk pass, I grab my favourite fruit juice from there, SURPRISINGLY, THE STORE AUNTIE REMEMBERS ME! But the price of the Banana juice with milk have the price increased by 50 cents makes me a sad sheep. So as I walk back to Country Foods, the smell of the nearby Chicken Farm is still having the Grade 1 smell. LOL DARN SMELLY.

But they change the Security Guard... I really missed the two Malay Security Guards. I mean, they even invite me inside to their guard house and have a chat, and offered me drinks and foods. I chat quite happily with them, and I promised I will come back and look for them. But they are not here. So the first thing I did when I return to Country Foods is...

"HELLO, NYP IS HERE!!!"

Ming Yang and Selina is inside there only. Selina is like dam surprise O_O, even though she know that I will be here. So she called Elise to inform that Melvin has arrived in Country Foods.

-Like a boss-

LOL. So here I am, sitting at the seat I used to eat. With a pile of Lettuce infront of me ~_~... and our poor attachment student, Ming Yang, got to handle it all by himself. I also heard various story about him about Country Foods, but meh, I ain't going to post here or something. Cause. inb4johnny. LOL... Soon one by one came into the office...

Elise, standard, with a slap on my shoulder
Vivian, standed, another slap also
Angela, EH WHY ARE HERE
Zhao Wei, O_O :O....
Debra: HEY ITS YOU!!!
Ramesh: Hey bro! Good to see you again!

So I deciede to walk to block 3 to find Soe... but he went eating, so I decided to go back to the office first! But on the way, I met some of the auntie and uncles on the way from both different department! All greet me, some even talked to me. You know, I AM GLAD I WENT BACK TO VISIT COUNTRY FOODS. Even many people keep say that Country Foods is one of the worse place to be attached too... but I think and think. I must be one or two of the lucky fellow, that believe that Country Foods is the best place to be attached to.

You know, I always like to sit on people's car. Cause, the driver, sometime are way too funny. I'm going to bad mouth a bit, he may seems like those don't like to scold people... Just wait till he drives you around Singapore.

So in this company, I heard about this girl name Joyce... I do know her, I talk with her before. I heard rumor that she is the queen of driving. So I am definitely interested on sitting on her car for once. So during lunch break, I got two choice. Debra's car and Joyce's car. I chose Joyce's car instead. OH MAN... SHE CAN'T STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT OTHER DRIVERS LOL.

There was once she laughing, and there was red light in the front. THEN SHE DIDN'T BREAK UNTIL THE OTHER GIRL TOLD ITS RED LIGHT... Then Joyce said...

"Oh, I was hoping I can dash across just in time"

Me: >__________> -Wrong car?-

LOL then I laugh whenever she complain about the other driver... So we reached Sun Plaza... Suddenly got one car pa reverse and chut stunt..

Joyce: WALAO, WHAT IS HE DOING
Elise: What happened
Joyce: I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT DRIVER IS DOING
Girl beside: HE NO LICENCE IS IT
Me: O_O.....
Me: -Find it fun-
Joyce: *Continue to drive*
Car infront: *CHUT STUNT*
Me: OI, THE CAR INFRONT DO SIMI STUNT?
Girl beside: That's Debra car...
Me: Okay la, you all like that
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

So over at Sun Plaza, we just eat and drink. I mean obviously LOL. So I tried Gong Cha's Chocolate Milk with 30%. It taste good, but I think 50% will taste fantastic. 30% is a little too bitter if you ask me. So finally back to office we go... but this time they crap alot of nonsense in car this time. They start off with this topic of funny names that people have. This topic start with...

Elise: Melvin, you know who in this company won't tell lie?
Me: *Wonder a while*
Me: FRANK!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOL

Then all it started like people name with Honest, Cherry and even Dear... then they go like. IMAGINE HOW THEIR BOSS CALL THE WORKER TO DO WORK. "Dear, please do your job~" >_>... LOL then the next topic they talk is about some Condo and it's safety...

Joyce is like live in Condo better (I mean obviously LOL), cause the car park below and I don't have to worry about any flasher. Or anything

Joyce: But if I see flasher I confirm will kick first lor... especially with my high heel
Me: ..........
Girl beside: I think I will laugh first lor! So small!!!
Me: ..........
Girl beside: Laugh liao then kick! Make the swollen... help it become bigger
Joyce: LOOLOLOLOL (Can feel she anyhow drive liao LOL)
Me: ..........
Girls: *Keep mention how they will torture*
Me: I believe... I am sitting at the wrong car right now...
Them: LOLOLOLOLOL
Joyce: WHY WHY WHY
Girl beside: CAUSE YOU FLASHER RIGHT!?!?
Me: Confirm in wrong car
Them: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So after reaching back Country Foods, they ask me to help to work. So... free labour? LOL then back to girls, they like to play with their hair one way or the other. So no difference... then there is this two girls playing with their hair while I am waiting to help them LOL. >_> Anyway after that, I see more of the staff since the lunch break is sort of over. I even see the dear CEO, Steven LOL. What a surprise. And OMG, Country Foods got new expresso machine!!! D:, I want to steal one back home LOL. So after awhile at Elise office, I decided to head back home since it is rather late... so back to home, I did the standard style, sleep in bus without music till back home ;D.

So glad I went back to Country Foods...

Outing with Secondary School Classmate
I'm not really sure of what to post here... Cause I really want to bad mouth some one. So yea, I will stick to the original plan of bad mouth. So Jocelin, if you still read this, I believe you won't show this to Mr Benjamin Wong.

I was quite reluctant to meet him in a way, caused I know he still bullshit and bullshit non stop. You know, I has been reading all around forum about fitness and stuff for quite sometimes. So of course, I do know how to differentiate between fat and fit in a way. One way to look is to look at the face, to see if it has a sharp shape. And so obviously, he does not have a sharp shape faced, so it can be concluded, you are fat. So yea, stop saying you are fit or something. You can say you go gym all day long, but this doesn't change the dam fact.

Sorry, but since secondary, I always have taken everything you said as a pinch of salt cause they are not credible in anyway. I bet you have heard of the story of a kid lying to the whole village about wolf. This is basically what it is, beside it being in real life. You kept on bullshiat, until I don't find anything you said to be true in anyway. The point is that I don't wanna say this in your face. Cause you are probably going to be the same usual you. Saying no to everything I said with more bullshiat at backup.

And during one outing, you basically asked me do I exercise for like over three times I belive. I know, you are trying to tell everyone that you did, and try to laugh at others. So bitch please, I even dare to go to the extend and say I work harder than you. Yes, I do know that muscle are way heavier than fats. But I can clearly see which is it. If you say you are full of muscle instead of fats, I believe you will be around 110KG already, but instead you said you are 90KG, which pretty much means that you still have more fats than muscle. How do I know? Well, treat it as an experience when watching wrestling, I can guess the weight of them quite easily.

So yea, I wish you can STFU sometimes. Infact, most of the times.

Ayumi's Movie Concert
So I went to two Ayumi Movie concert this year... What I mean by Movie Concert is there the concert, in a video form, play in cinema, in 3D, this is probably the closest we can go to feel inside Ayumi's Concert as a Singaporean. At first I thought this will be quite a stupid idea, so I wait and wait and I booked the ticket when the concert is coming. To my shocked, the ticket is ALMOST sold out, there is no more good seats left, all left are the side seats or the front seats. So I asked Sam along, who is another Jpop fan. I asked him, caused I do not really want to watch this concert alone. So he was as hype and anticipated as me. As the day come, I purchased the next concert ticket on the spot, alone as he is going back to Malaysia already. So we went into the concert, we see all sort of fan, some that even wore autenthic Ayumi's Concert. That, make me jealous.

The first Ayumi's Movie Concert was "NEXT LEVEL". I just went, because it's Ayumi. But it was kind of the letdown, the concert, there wasn't a time where I actually was really into it. I just sat them and hum along with those song that I really know more. But this concert, I didn't listen to much of those song because, I find that album was quite bad. Yea, I am Ayumi's fan, but not a blinded fan, I still have my standard. So throughout the whole concert, I'm like only able to hum like three to five songs, which is quite pathetic if you ask me. So when the concert ended, Sam and I was like... "What? Ended already?" it was a let down... Till the point that I actually regret buying the ticket for the next concert. It wasn't cheap, I believe it is like 20 dollars per concert, if my memory serve me right.

So as the next concert come, I start to asked myself... Should I go? I was disappointed by the last concert, and this time I am alone as well.

But anyway, since i paid the money already. So I don't want to waste, but I really need some time to think about somethings. So I dressed nicely, and make sure the back of my hair isn't spiked so I could just lie down on the sofa in the Cinema. I didn't get popcorn or anything, just some chocolate to go with it like I like with the last concert. The suprise is, this concert was so much demanded that they got to add extra Cinema for the demand, and the new cinema was quite sold out as well. Jpop is still alive and kicking in Singapore!!!

So this time alone, I manage to get one of the best seat in the center. So I was kind of hoping that, beside me will be a beautiful women. But dang, it was a weirdo guy and a couple that has no manner at all. I meant weirdo guy is because, he can laugh at ANY small thing happen in that cinema. It wasn't a small laugh, it was a LOUD laugh and plussss he shake his leg none stop that my whole dam chair is shaking as well. Fuck. The next gay is like a gay or some shit. There was definitely a fucking cup holder between him and his girlfriend and YET he put his drinks on my side, and times after times, he touched my leg just to get the drinks. Dam this two weirdo, best or worst seats? You help me decided please.

So as the concert start. I put on my 3D glasses, and the first dam thing is they completely skip the introduction LOL. But meh, as long as they didn't skip my favourite song from Ayumi, which is Microphone. I'll post a link for ya.

They just start the concert with my Favourite song. You don't know how happy I am to listen to that song first. This is the perfect performance to this perfect song. Then soon as more songs are being play, I find myself enjoyed even more. There was one song, BALLAD, which makes me tear up. I mean, a full grown man, having tear in his eye all because of one song. I don't know what it means. Does it means the song is WAY too good, or I am just too dam weak? I'm definitely going for the "Way too good' option. And till the end, I enjoyed it totally. I was totally into this whole concert, this time, the ending really feels like a ending. And yet again, I tear up again, this time is because Ayumi did that. I can totally feel her emotion in a way. It's a weird feeling, but seeing her did that, I naturally felt it that way. Same to the werido guy beside me. Fuck the tissue, and don't look at me when you wipe your tear away. I hope you don't mind! I'm gonna share a few more songs I feel it was dam good.

The first song, "Sexy Little Thing" I never thought I will like that concert, cause I don't like the song as it somehow is quite weird. That whole performance totally change how I listen to that song. I LOVE THAT SONG now.

Second song, "BALLAD". Yes, the song that made me tear up. It was an execellent performance if you ask me... but in order to understand the song, you need to understand the lyric...

The third song, "SEVEN DAYS WAR". Is the last song... I believe it is the first time I listen to that song... I believe, it is in my top 10 right now... I mean, I can now just say "SEVEN DAYZ WAR" for no reason at all. Look at all the emotion... At 1.35, I think that guy is fucking cute and hot. Yes, you heard it right... I will explain it later on...

I am so so so glad that I go for this concert. This totally pull me back into Jpop, before that, I believe I stop for quite sometime, for Kpop and Marasy. Now, Ayumi, I am back! If you ask me to rate the two concert...

NEXT LEVEL: Reluctantly 3/5
Rock'n'Roll Circus: 4.5/5 and I think I am being stingy here.

I really feel that Kpop full size concert, really cannot right with Jpop concert. But anyway, if you are interested with any songs above, I can gladly send it to you, you can even ask me for recommendation of Ayumi's songs! I will be more than happy to try to convert you to be an Ayumi's fan ;D. I even got the whole concert for Rock'n'Roll, if you want the DVD, ask, and I will lend it to ya ;D. AYUMI FOR LIVE!!!

Exercise
You know, recently I was quite enthu in slimming down, but the last two day I didn't cause I was sick and today, I want to finish this blog entry just for Steve Jobs, I do not want to delay it as I truely respect him.

So anyway, I am quite pushing myself this the last week. Cause of this sentence that keep pop up on my mind. "When your body say no more, your mind say one more time". So for the first time I try to push myself with free style for half the time. By the end of the 20 rounds, I am as beat as I swam in frog style for 50 rounds. So I told myself... Minimum, I must swim at least 40 rounds and so I did... at the 40 rounds, I am like cannot take it anymore, so I decided to rest before getting out... Suddenly that speech pop up in my head, so I kick the wall, and swam for another 10 rounds... From then, after at night, I can seriously feel my whole body is near breaking >_>... but hey, at least I know I have work out ;D.

The other time was when running. As you know, running two rounds around my house is equal to 2.4KM. Usually I can only run one round and jog the other round... this time I run finished the first round. Yet again, that thing came to my mind again like some crazy shiat. So I didn't slow down and I carry on. And yes I did it, I ran two round. My leg ache the next whole day then >_>...

I really can't wait to run and swim again. Curse the sickness, weather and now my hair D:...

Remember people... it's just how much you want it. If you really want something, if you really like something or someone. just do it, if you don't it just shows how much you don't care about it. And don't complain if you miss the chance. You live for the future and you live for now, if you don't live for now, how are you going to live for the future?

Subway
I bet many of you has forgot this story of Subway that I post like two years ago. So what happened was, that was my first and the "last" Subway I will ever eat. Cause my school friends or friended, say they want to eat Subway, so I thought, why not try it? I always know the Subway ordering is a bit troublesome, so Marysa asked me to follow what she ordered. But in the end, I ordered before her.

It goes something like...
Waiter: Hi sir, what do you want?
Me: Erm... bread with chicken (obviously I forgot my choice, DON'T THINK I AM THAT STUPID TO ORDER BREAD AND CHICKEN)
Waiter: Want double meat, sir? (So I thought it's free)
Me: Yes... *Then add veggie*
Me: *At counter*
Me: *Look at the price*
Me: O_______________O (Then think that double chicken isn't free)
Waitress: Any cookie to go with it?
Me: NO. (Thought I was smart, cause I don't want to pay any more)
Me: *Go back to table*
Friend: Eh, no cookies?
Me: No lor.. this already expensive enough
Friend: Cookie free one wor
Me: .................................................................................................

So that was somewhat my last Subway meal, until this year. I ate Subway, again, at Changi Airport. So I just order bread with chicken... Fine. Italian Bread with Terikyaki chicken with Onion and Sweet Onion sauce. YA HAPPY NOW? So I go back to the table. Rin and Yu Jing is like... aiyer... don't look appetizing and appealing...

So I told my friend the story of the Changi Airport... she then told me her story

Waiter: Anything for you, pretty lady? <- FUCKING COUGH
Jessica: Yes yes... I want Oat bread with Egg Mayo
Waiter: Any veggie?
Jessica: Nope!
Waiter: Any sauce?
Jessica: Nope!Waiter: *Enter you mad bro? picture*
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yea, my friend say that the waiter face is literally... "You mad, bro?"

So this time around, I am alone after getting back my Fugitsu laptop. At Funan, so I thought I will eat at the Subway there...

Waiter: Anything for you sir?
Me: Give me a popular bread, you help me pick. Erm, along with Egg Mayo as a student meal
Waiter: Ok do you want double egg
Me: No <- I'm smart this time, yo.
Waiter: Mayo?
LOL I TOTALLY INTERCEPT THIS
Waiter: Any veggie for you?Me: *Hmmm maybe lettuce, tomatoe and onion*
Waiter: *Refill Lettuce*
Me: *Wait, this packaging looks dam familiar...*
Me: *Remember is Country Food packaging*
Me: Just tomatoes and onions please and sweet onion sauce
Me: *LOLOLOLOLOLOL*
Waitress: Any cookie to go with your student meal?
Me: GIVEEEEEE MEEEEEEE double chocolate.

Yep, I totally emphasis on that GIVEEEE MEEEE. Revenge has never been so tasty before, even tastier with my Subway meal. So it was quite crowded, so I sat down beside this uncle, open my laptop and eat my subway. As you guys know I am using this good keyboard, which required very little force to type on it. So typing on my Fugitsu was totally horrendous at first. I can missed alot of keys and even space bars.

So yea, I got to becareful when I type "My Pen is huge". LOLOLOL Old joke.

Then I tell myself, trying typing harder... so TUD TUD TUD TUD TUD is the sound when I type pretty hard, and so the uncle beside me is like "You mad bro?" then look at me... so I was talking to Rin that time... I was like

Me: This uncle keep looking at me typing dam hard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Rin: UNCLE, MELVIN IS SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU
Rin: UNCLE, MELVIN IS SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU
Rin: UNCLE, MELVIN IS SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU
Rin: UNCLE, MELVIN IS SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU
Rin: UNCLE, MELVIN IS SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU
Rin: UNCLE, MELVIN IS SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU
Rin: UNCLE, MELVIN IS SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU
Rin: UNCLE, MELVIN IS SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU
Me: *LOL, WTF IS THIS SHIT*

... I guess I will never reply nicely if they asked me for double stuff. Cause just now, another one asked me if I want Double Chicken or ADD BACON. >_>, I just say a dam straight no... not no thanks or no thank you.

Me becoming gay?
Quite possible... Infact, I am quite sure I am going to be gay quite soon...

First off, why someone watch Wrestling. For the storyline, for the action... for me is both of them and the hot body of those wrestler.
Second, during Ayumi concert, those dancer body, totally caught my attention. And I was like saying HOT, inside my brain
Third... That day during swimming, there was this group of girl came to swim, I move to the other side to swim instead.

I mean, I started to admire guys and started to move away from girls... It's time for me to find my next target who can bring me back to being a normal guy LOL. But really, I would love to see myself having abs and a nice sun tan colour. I won't be surprise I will go waxing after I achieve those two, then I will be prouding showing off my body muahahahaha... Alright, I will stop dreaming first and work hard. -Get back to see some guys- WAIT. I'm dying to finish this blogpost by 12 and it's like 11.19 now.

Random Chat/Moment
#1
ALMOST THERE... You know that day, there was this women, Pamela, birthday. You see, a lot of people thought I love her because of a small mistake. But I do like her as a friend of course. It's just that, you all thought I love her... I can safely count like five people think I truely like her. So that day, her birthday, I add more to what they already think.

Me: -11.45-
Me: Eh BRB, I go do some stuff
Me: *Play game*
Rin: EH EH EH, PAMELA BIRTHDAY!!!
Me: -Return at 12.10-
Me: ...
Me: You don't have to tell me it's her birthday... there was a reason why I went missing just now.
Rin: HOR, YOU LIKE THAT LA?!?!?!

So I went to SMS her and wish her Birthday. I am not sure why, there is this "Pamela" names in my contact, cause I never saved the real Pamela's contact. So without thinking so much. I just SMS'ed that "Pamela"... Then soon I received a reply

"How sweet... too bad it isn't for me..."

Then I'm like oh fuck, who did I SMS. So I quickly find the REAL Pamela whom I talked to before, and I retype the whole SMS. I didn't copy and paste. So in fact, I write even more this time. Then soon another reply

"By the way, who are you?"

Then I think... Probably think I saved the wrong number or something... So I told the rest of my friend of this embrassasing moment... then my friends are like... "Oh... Pamela again..." LIKE DAM, I AM JUST SHARING THIS FUNNY MOMENT, CAN YOU ALL DON'T Care about the "HOW SWEET" part?...

So soon, the REAL Pamela replied... so I thought, I will tell them what she replied me, caused it's fun to disturb my friend. So I tell them

Pam: Oh my... I'm so touched.

Don't worry ya, she doesn't have my blog. AND DON'T SABO ME, RIN AND KELLY OR WHOEVER THAT KNOW HER. So everyone is then so dam curious what I really did type for her or what is the true SMS she replied me... I'm gonna keep it a secret for me and myself...

-Add to suspicious-ness-

#2
I was swimming one day, and it was so dam crowded. So suddenly this girl joined my side (THE EVIL SIDE)... nvm. So I felt someone actually started kicking me quite often. So I noticed it's a female of her outfit, so of course I didn't care at first. If it's a boy I shoulda already kicked his face. But then, the kicking keep carrying on, so I'm thinking... what's wrong with her. SO I KICKED BACK. Yes, I kick a women LOL. But don't worry, it's a dam light kick. I can't bear to harm a women anyway. A cute one if you are curious. So the kicking on both of us continue.

So I stopped at 30, and she stopped as well. She look at me and I look at her. Then it's like, she give me this face "CAN YOU DO IT FACE" and go for her next round. My mind is like thinking "WTF?!" or "Intersting Lady". So I continue my swimming, eventhough I really want to stop by now, it's just like... I CANNOT LOSE TO HER. So at the end of the 40th rounds for me and the ?? rounds for her... Revengem I gave her the same face and swim off, then I see her behind me swimming, but she left quite soon later.

The funny thing is, when I return home, at the Kopitiam below, I saw her and she saw me again. I gave her a friendly smile, and she laughed at me. I know this sounds quite impossible, but it did happened. LOL

#3
Again at swimming, there was this few uncle (DAM VULGAR)
Guy 1: I can swim butterfly from here till there ah!
Guy 2: BUTTERFLY LAN JIAO LA, BUTTOCKFLY JIU HAVE
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLO
Guy 1: Sibei Ho, I swim butterfly let you see
Guy 2: Knn, you don't swim half jiu pang chek liao (Don't swim halfway then no strength)
Me: LOLOLOLOL
Guy: -Swim there and swim back-
Guy 1: WU JUA TIO BO? THIS IS CALL LAO JIAO!!! (Did you see that? This is call experience(??))
Guy 2: LAN JIAO LA
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#4
Hokkien can be quite entertaining and funny if used properly LOL one fine example... I was reading about a space debris hitting earth... then there was this reply
English: You stayed inside building, there is also a chance for the space debris to hit your building as well. You will die anyway
Hokkien: You stayed inside building... later the debris kok tio your building, you also hosei liao
Me: LOLOLOOLOLOL

#5
Me: *At Cashier, infront are boxes of Condom*
Me: *Suddenly notice a weird Advertisment*
TV: *Condom Advertisment*
Salesgirl: Erm sir, that one is ultra thin
Me: ...........................................................................
Me: *You wanna do with me or wut >_>*

Jokes
Our Yearly Dementia Test-- only 4 questions

It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else…
Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water.. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat.
Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and
a blue house is made from blue bricks and
a pink house is made from pink bricks and
a black house is made from black bricks,
what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4. Without using a calculator -
You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales .
In London , 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Swindon, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven...

Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own age...
It was YOU driving the bus!

- Melvin - Just in time at 11.59 -

Title: The Holiday that we have been waiting for

2011-09-20T11:16:00.000-07:00

Ok, at least it is the holiday that I have been waiting for. Since Final year Project has been quite boring if you ask me, it's boring cause my project does not have alot of things to do in the first place. So this is my first blog post to celebratet the end of my FYP, so a bit of a summary of that I will be saying here.

- My target during this holidau
- My new toy
- Games!

Sounds boring ya, but yea, I kind of agree that this is rather boring, but I do try to make it interesting though ;D. But first let talk about the most boring of the boring, school stuff. So yea, if you just want the funny stuff, you know where to find, my readers. But still I got to warn... THIS IS A BORING POST.

Presentation
I can safely says that this is probably the most important presentation in the whole of our Polytechnic life. But the funny thing is, I am totally not nervous at all, and I didn't really prepare anything. PLUS, I only see the poster before the day of presentation. So yea, everything was kind of rush, infact too rush.

So if you are wondering why I didn't see my poster before is that, the whole poster is done by Yan Hui. Because, my new laptop does not have powerpoint for me to do the poster, and I didn't want to spend anymore money on it, so Yan Hui say she will do the whole poster and I will be doing the AES. So she only send to me like two hours before I sleep and the nest day is the presentation.

So yea, I only like rehearse like only two times at most. No script, nothing at all. The funny things is that, I am not nervous at all, so something isn't right... so that day of presentation, wore formal and went to school. So it's like time to see all my old classmate again. We have broke up for like more than six months, so we finally met up again...

So the presentation startm where I START OFF FIRST. So this is like bullshiat to max. Speaking of someone that didn't even prepare alot and not nervous at all to go first. LOL... But thankfully the first teacher to see me present is Miss Sze... but sadly, she found our weak point and keep emphasing on the stuff we did for three months, which is not alot and she keep shoot from there.

Then second teacher to see me present is suppose to me Miss Cindy Soh, whose reputation isn't really good on the good part. As in, the is rather strict in everything. So I AM LIKE DAM SCARE ABOUT HER, but the problem is, I stil don't really any nervous-ness at all. When her turn come, it was, rather easy. As in, she didn't really ask any killer question or manage to find our weak spot. So In the end, Miss Sze is the killer D:.

So our three months worth of Final Year Project ended just like this.

Piano Camp Summary and Aftermath
Some of you are still wondering what really happen during the camp. But most people who wants to know don't have my blog anyway LOL...

So the start of the piano camp, I wasn't in a very good mood to start with, for what reason I have no idea. But I do not that, the reason why I don't want to go for the piano camp is because of Edwin. Yea, the second reason is because I don't really like camp in the very first place. So let's cut the crap and get into the camp information.

On the afternoon of the camp, I was first greet by with a "Fat Pig" from Edwin. As my friend knows that I usually don't mind people calling me names, but you all should know that there is a difference between a friend and someone you dislike. I mean, you probably won't mind your good friend call you names, but what if someone that you dislike did that? That is totally unacceptable, so that totally adds on to my bad mood. So I ignore him at first, then he "OI" me for the second time when he called me. So its like, adding more fuel to the already big fire. So that, I leave it as it is

Then the next thing is during the dodge ball, you see, this game is all about fun. So there was once, everyone was telling me to roar, and so I did. -Cool-. So there was once Edwin was roaring as well, so I just merely add more into the roar. Then he SCREAMS like a little girl with those high pitch. And say that he is a sergent for a reason. The problem now is, why can you roar and I can't? Second of all, sergent don't scream like a dam little girl. Thankfully, I still have a little bit left before I cannot take all this nonsense anymore.

So what acutally makes me explode, is on the third time. When he ask me to change room, he didn't ask it rather quite nicely. So he sort of put it in a tone that no one likes to hear it. Ok, that isn't the main point. The main point is that I am finally going to sit down and do my work once and for all and these shits happen. Moving here and there along with my bad mood that is caused by Edwin. I, finally, exploded. I cannot take it anymore of this and deciede to leave the camp.

So I went to library and did my work a little before heading home. The problem is now, there is this group friends come to find me even though I said I want to be alone LOL. But now, Edwin tags along. He didn't says anything so I thought he finally at least learn a little.

But no, the other day I was talking, more like arguing, with him through facebook. AND I AM DAM RIGHT, he learn nothing at all. He is still the dam old him. But the difference now is that I don't have to take his shit anymore. So there was one part he said he was gonna to leave the club or something like that. Then the other day, he was down at the club. Irony? Contradicting? Hypocrite? Up to you. So yea, that is like the summary of what happen during all that time. Perhaps one day I will write why I dislike him so much, from the day I step foot into this piano club. So enough of this, I am getting a little high blood pressure writing about this section.

New Hobby
I sort of remember my last expensive hobby was earphone. You know, the $500 dollars earphone that I buy like nearly two years ago... It has finally gave way, so currently I am saving mone for my next earphone for next year. But now, my new hobby is having a proper gaming set. I know this may sounds stupid or haolian... But I like to give new stuff a try. Which is why I got such expensive earphone and phone. Actually, I categorize under "toys". Cause of this quote

"The difference between a man and a boy is the price of their toys"

So back to this new gaming set. I mean my current setup is...

Laptop: HP Pavillion DV6
Speaker: Creative T40 Series II
Mouse: Razer Deathadder Black Edition
Mousepad: Razer Goliathus Extended Control Edition
Keyboard: Filco Majestouch 2 Cherry MX Blue
Media: iPod touch 4th Generation

So yea, this is like way above of what I have spend on my earphone. But oh well, I am quite happy with this and decided to stop and save money for my earphone. So I actually hear people ask me. "Melvin, a laptop has a speaker, a keyboard and a touchpad". Yup I know...

First thing first, most laptop speaker's sucks big time and are not even loud at all. Second, touchpad sucks for gaming o_o. Thirdly, I want to try a dam mechnical keyboard.

The most important or interesting here is probably mechnical keyboard. So there was this hype about this mechnical keyboard, so I am quite intersted... like what makes this keyboard so expensive, it just look like a dam normal keyboard. So I just went ahead and buy that keyboard during COMEX 2011. When I reach home and plugged it in..... My initial reaction is "OMG THIS IS AWESOME, I WANT TO KEEP TYPING". Yes... it is that good and different and I did not regret even a little.

It was so good until the point that, I totally cannot stand typing on normal keyboard anymore. But the irony is that, I still like typing on my DV6 laptop LOL. But still, there is this big difference in the quality of it. The more surprise thing is that when I got back my Fugitsu laptop, my reaction is like "How the hell can I type this for over two years?". I am not exaggerating aything. This keyboard, is totally awesome.

If you are curious about the media thingy... I use it to change my song when I play my game, cause I am that lazy to alt tab the whole thing out. So if you are using iTunes, and want to control your music through your iPhone and iPod touch, i totally recommend this application - Remote. It's by Apple and it is free.

Game
I mean who got such a good setup and not play games. LOL, I mean one of the point of this is to play game, obviously. But still, back to games games games... I bet when I say games, most of you probably is thinking of my Nintendo DS. But neh, I went to download this MMORPG (Before that someone say I hypocrite... please do note that I am not addicted, and I believe some of my friend can prove this point for me. They want to talk, I closed the game.)

But back to the point, Dragon Nest is the MMORPG, I bet most of you has heard of it before. To be dam honest, this is quite a boring game. I mean, now the max level limit is 24, and I already got there like way before... SO ITS LIKE, THERE ARE NOTHING TO DO NOW, BESIDE FARMING EQUIPMENT. But think, just think... sooner or later the max level limit of 24 will be gone, so I got to farm again. Lol so no thanks, I will farm when the limit reachest the highest. But it is a nice game, when playing in a group though.

So I got boreddddd of it, and went back old style way. Ragnarok Online. So I just randomly download this private server. Shockingly, I FORGET ALL THE THINGS I LEARNT, so yea, I got to start from scratch... but then this is getting boring yet again. So I am on a mission to find new games. I should be buying some PC game soon.

Speaking of games, have you heard that Final Fantasy X is getting a HD release?!?!?! OMG, because of that, my purchase of PS Vita is confirmed. I am getting Vita first, no doubt about it. Then I continue to research more on the Vita and I am quite amaze by it. Now... all we need is a pricing.

Misc
I may not seems like it, but I do exercise on a regular basis last time, but thanks to my attachment, I sort of stop everything cause ya know, those rant I make about waking up and sleeping. But meh, now holiday so i thought I will start back slowly. Like swim 20 rounds and ran 2 rounds. But now I am getting more use to it already, I can do like 40 rounds and 3 rounds. Awesome huh!?!? I am aiming for 80KG this time... then slowly to 75KG.

Sad case! My earphone finally break.. (Again before people thinks I am stupid to spend 525 dollars and not use for two years) But this truely has been a wonderful experience... I mean, I enjoy music like I never did before. Up to this date, I still hasn't regret this money at all. In fact, tomorrow I am sending it for repair at US, so it might or might not be the last time I am using it. Infact I am using it right now, cause this baby might be in my ear for the last time. So if let say the package is really lost, then sucks, I really got to use a cheaper subsitute until I got enough cash to get the other one. Another one as in another GOOD earphone. I know this might sounds weird but I love you, Westone UM3X.

Piano
PIANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, gosh, my piano exam over, I passed... NOW IT IS DAM TIME TO LEARN NEW SONGS!!! Especially to learn PATHETIQUE mov 2, I hope you do know I am not refering to you the other time and another dream song of mine. Those Who Fight. Actually my music taste have swifted alot as years pass... Example?

Last time...
- To Zanarkand
- Aerith's Theme
- Eyes on Me

To abit more louder
- Croatian Rhaspody
- Those Who Fight
- The Other Promise

To EVEN louder...
- World End's Dancehall
- Cirno Perfect Math Class
- Paradichlorobenzene <- I know I am in a science course, but the name has no link to why I love that song.

But one of my favourite song up till today, and will be my goal... Moonlight Sonata 3rd Movement.

I want to introduce you to two person. They are so call my Youtube pianist... Kylelandry(Past) and Marasy(Current). Even I said past, I still listen to his music when he post one. He is THAT good. The new one Marasy, most of you probably never heard it before, his music is more on TouHou and Vocaloid... please check them out if you want some awesome music!

Bad Mood? Or Perhaps I have entirelly change?
You know, I have been pondering this a lot. Or perhaps she is right, ever one that got through FYP will sort of having more bad mood more frequently.

I mean this sem, I have
- Ignore alot of people, and I mean alot (Don't worry, I am not saying just you only...)
- I am not treating ladies how I usually treat them
- Want to fight for no reason
- Pissed easily
- Argued twice in just one month

I know, but here I will use one of the quote I love most. From my WWE's favourite, Randy Orton.

"It isn't me who needs control my anger, it is the other people needs to control their stupidity" - Randy Orton

Introduction of someone
So, more introduction, introduction to what? So yea, I am going to introduce you to this princess, or more like self-proclaim princess, Kelly Wong. Not sure if I have post anything about her before. But let me give you a brief introduction about her. On the day I know her, she was keep playing with my surname. So she keep... Melvin... YEO!!!! Ya know, my Yeo sounds like Yo.

Then she like to keep ask me or tell me that she is cute and pretty. So yea, she ASK and TELL me, so I didn't say anything. So by now, you should know what kind of person she is... Self Proclaimed Princess, Self Proclaimed Cute and Self Proclaimed Pretty. Pretty much can be sum up in a few words. DAM THICK SKIN.

So she was rather special, since this is the first time I met a girl as thick skin as her, so it is kind of funny that this is the first time I ever treat a girl like this..... How I treat her you ask? Let me present to you the things you have been waiting for LOL. Do notice how vulgar she is also... LOL

Random Chat
So there isn't much random chat this time around. Actually there is, is just my brain is not remembering most of them. Instead what I wrote below, I took it from my other blog. Ops, did I say other blog? Nah don't worry, this is still my main blog.

#1
Me: Before you sleep, make sure nothing white fly pass you...
Kelly: Okok... Remember to look under your bed too! Pontianak!
Me: Why you hide under my bed?
Kelly: DAMN YOU!!!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOL

#2
Kelly: Eh, you want to have how many children next time?
Me: I want a football team... NOT A SOCCER TEAM
Kelly: Got what difference?
Me: I think football got 23 and soccer is 13 (Made a mistake here, football only has 11)
Kelly: WAH, YOU WANT SO MANY FOR WHAT
Kelly: YOU WANT TO MARRY A PIG IS IT?
Me: .........
Me: NONONONOONONO, I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU
Kelly: DAMN YOU ASSHOLE!!! (Dam vulgar)
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I just find this two the most funny out of the many which I keep shoot her about. But there are more, which I can just easily remember.

Then there is this random moment during the camp.

#3
Me: I play Dodgeball like dam at disadvantage
Me: Surface area dam big
Ivan: Eh, you try standing side way...
Ivan: Your surface area will reduce
Ivan: *Stand side way to show me*
Me: *Look at his tummy*
Me: -This ain't gonna work on ya, fella-

Epic Chat
Too bad she don't want me to reveal her name... so yea, Miss R will do.

Miss R: Do you like pom?
Me: Uh... do I like porn?
Miss R: POM!!! Walao, you dirty minded le hahahahaha
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL
-Awhile later-
Me: You know... my click are dam hard and big sometime
Miss R: WHAT? YOUR DICK IS DAM HARD AND BIG?
Me: CLICK, DAM YOUR DIRT MINDED
Miss R: WALAO REVENGE
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
-So after like 15mins of laughing-
Me: All thanks to you, now if I ever see cheerleader taking pom pom, I will think other wise...
Miss R: HHAHAHAHAHA SAME TO YOU!
Miss R: Now when ever I use my mouse, I will remember your click
Me: My what?
Miss R: CLICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sometime there are fonts that should really die...If you don't understand what I wrote above... -VULGAR ALERT-

Pom = Porn
click = dick
FLICK = FUCK

Sometime, the font just like to play with our eye LOL.

Jokes
Wífe to husband: "How would you descríbe me"?

"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

"What does that mean"?

"Adorable, Beautíful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot".

"Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K"?

"I'm Just Kíddíng".

And something for you to think about...

Six stages of married life:
1: Tri-weekly
2: Try weekly
3: Try weakly
4. Try oysters
5: Try anything
6: Try to remember

- Melvin - Best in the world -

Title: I miss being a good guy, yet a bad guy I shall be

2011-08-21T21:36:00.000-07:00

You see, there is a reason why I do not want to wish you yet. You say Real life -> SMS -> Facebook. But... I am not going to say any of them, maybe... just maybe in real life, I will ;D...

But then... for now. HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIN JIE. Wish you a very happy birthday to you, maybe you get good grades for your exam. I also wish you to say pretty and happy forever. ;D. Then hor, it's been a few month since we met, yet somehow it feels like very long liao wor... But anyway, this blog entry, is dedicated to you. Wish you will enjoy it! -Going to read through to improve-

Start
Enough with all these talk and get into action, shall we?

To be quite honest with you, I haven't really been a good guy in a long time. I really missed those time when I will do anything for anyone. So until last Saturday and Sunday, which I do not know what got into me, but this feeling is deja vu. Been quite sometime since I got this feeling.

I mean comon... Jessica was at the airport, studying for her exam. So she suddenly message me via MSN. You know, there are a few people whom I don't share number with, despite how close we are, Jessica, Lowel and Joanna. As funny as it may sound, but I am the one that initiated that idea ;D.

So anyway, back to the topic

-Interruption-
So Jessican MSN me yet again...
Jessica: Wei, I am having cold le... like suddenly one
Me: LOL, I am blogging about you
Jessica: Are you trying to make me sick for tomorrow test?!?!
Me: Sort of
Jessica: ...............
-Interruption-

You know, these interruption thing is something that I have thought of. Sometime my blog just prolong for like few weeks or months. So this interruption sort of stops everything as I remember something funny from the past, or happening right now. How smart am I? LOL

Gosh, get back to Jessica, shall I? So she MSN me and told me HOW hardworking she was... I mean studying in Changi Airport since morning... then soon she whine how cold she is because she forgot to bring the jacket. So I was like, okay... what do you want me to do? But obviously I didn't ask her that, but instead I ask what time she will be staying until, she said around 7.30pm. Which is good enough as I planned to go down to pass her my jacket after some thought.

So I went to my piano class, and straight went to Changi Airport. Of course, I do not know where she is, the only clue I have she said is studying with her favourite drinks, Tea. Okay, not her favourite, but one of her favourite. As some of you know, I like to give small surprises as they are enough to make one person happy. So I am so darn stubborn that I DO NOT WANT to call her and ask for her location. So I remember last time I study with those guy in FS0903 and we studied at TCC where Tea is being served. So I asked my friend who work at the Airport( or he claim), and asked him where is TCC. After finding out the location, I make my way there, hoping to see her.

Bingo, I am absolutely right, she is right there. Studying with just blue spag top. It's no wonder it is so darn cold LOL. But can't blame her, the weather is so hot outside. So I surprised her by covering her with my jacket. Of course she was shocked until she almost died <- Cute reaction ;D.

But she is surprised to see me( or shock) <- I MEAN THAT IS OBVIOUS. So I decided to join her for a little chat... did I say little? A chat that lasted for nearly 1 hours 30 minutes... Till the point that I am almost late...

But anyway, my random chat with her...

#1
Me: *Queuing for some coffee*
Jessica: WEI! Are you queuing!? Out of line la!
Me: No, I am not queuing!
Guy behind me: o_o <- Saw his confuse expression
Me: I am Melvin!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#2 <- Just learnt this the other day LMAO
Me: Wei... do you like me/mee?
Jessica: WHAT!?!?!? NO!!! But you are nice...
Me: Simi sai?
Me: Then you like Beehoon or Kwayteow or not?
Jessica: ............
Us: LOLOLOLOOLOLOL

#3
Jessica: *Queue for food*
Me: 你叫什么?
Jessica: Pasta!
Me: Hello Pasta, I am Melvin
Jessica: ...............
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#4 <- Common joke in my course
Jessica: WAH! This pasta buay pai le!
Me: Buay pai? You keep how long liao? You put preservative is it?
Jessica: ..........
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#5 <- Dirty
Me: Wei, you haven't tell me the story of the guy that time le!
Jessica: Oh! You mean that shorty ah?
Me: How I know shorty or tall
Jessica: Aiya, he dam boring like cock lor
Me: Shorty... cock... boring...
Me: If you link all of them together, I get the meaning
Me: ICA, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT ON FIRST DAY
Jessica: ................
Jessica: *Abuse me*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So soon, I left and decided to go meet Sam for the movie, or more like concert movie. I will speak of that in awhile... I tell you the second story of me being a good guy.

So there was this girl, Rin, in my school. So she was studying hard... erm, I mean "hard", in school on Sunday. I know how hard is it to study inside school during a dam hot Sunday, cause I have done it once, and I never will do it again. It is downright impossible...

So Rin suddenly MSN me, then she is like...

Rin: I am hungry...
Me: Go eat lo...
Rin: No money... D:

Of course at first I didn't care, since I at home using computer to do more search on the phone that I am going to buy later. Then my mum pull the time forward, we were actually going to buy the phone at 6pm, she say to buy phone at 3pm...

Then I look at my clock... 1.30. Then again Rin MSN me, saying how she cannot concentrate to study... So I thought, since I am going out, why not on the way surprise her with some small snack. At least can make her continue study a bit more. But now, I know... 90% of the chance all my surprises won't happen. LOL.

Just that I know Jessica won't run away cause she always study somewhere on Change Airport. Then I think, what if she go home first, before the food arrive? Then I will like waste effort and I dropped that idea. Then my mum is like...

"Later go NEX buy your phone, I need to buy something there"

Then me is like...

"Ohh, quite near to school."

So I just went to bath without thinking much, so I keep SMS tell her study for another hour, which is the time I need to get to there, with food of course. Then when I am bathing, then I think again... What to buy for her? Chicken Rice? Pasta? Then I think awhile more, then I remember, there is this mini sushi shop at Compass point. So I just went ahead and buy that sushi, but now the problem, which sushi?

So I dig my memory out, and try to remember what she ordered from the first Sushi buffet we had. So I just randomly pick seven of them and rushed to school. So trying to make her stay in school...

"Wei, Jiayou, study for like 30mins more min then I entertain you"

Or something along that line. Board the bus, and keep on checking on Rin, on her location. So finally reached the school bus stop, walking up the stairs... I saw something familiar. A bright yellow/green shirt...

Then I look up, WOAH, RIN. Yup, SHE WAS GOING OFF LIAO. So my plan almost fail... just almost. But she is dam surprised to see me, I mean, who won't LOL. Then she is like O______________________O... but then, I found out she is going to Yu Jing house, which is quite nearby.

So Rin call Yu Jing, asked if she want to come down to that playground. As in sit there and chat... so Rin was like telling Yu Jing that I was here, and with Sushi. As there is a shelter at that area, I hid there and Rin was at the playground, waving to Yu Jing... So I don't know what is their chat, but I can assume.

Rin: Wei, Melvin is here!!!
Yu Jing: Don't bluff la, where is Melvin?
Rin: Really... Melvin is here!! With Sushi!!!
Yu Jing: ..... I don't see him le
Rin: Really!!! He is hiding under the shelter
Random Guy: -Pass by Rin-
Yu Jing: That guy is Melvin ah?
Them: LOLOLLOLOLOLOL

But anyway, soon, Rin and me went to a shelter and eat the Sushi. Nothing much to discuss here, beside her enjoy the Sushi. Then soon, we went to the nearby shop, bought her a bottle of water, for Yu Jing and her to drink when studying later. Went to buy phone after that ;D.

New gadget
Going to go a little off topic here, actually no. As some of you might know, tons of my item are spoilt. So I manage to replace both so far, my Laptop and my Phone...

Laptop: HP Pavilion DV6
So some ask me, why I buy other laptop instead of MacBook. My answer is, I just don't like apple product. Yes, I do have an iPod touch, remember, I just say I don't like apple product, but I didn't say that they are not nice to use. So yea, there are also many reasons why I get DV6 instead of other laptop.

Firstly, the design of my laptop, I dam love the design of the laptop, especially the colour of it.
Secondly, I am dam picky when it comes to keyboard. Like, the shift button must be dam full size, the backspace and enter must be long also. I really diss the school library keyboard cause that shift button is half short. Which make my typing so much harder.
Third, the audio. This laptop features Beatsaudio. I believe most of you should know Dr. dre audio by now. It is so dam common by teenager theses day, but it does provide good audio. What does this mean, this laptop can be a good source for music. As in when the music is produced out, it will be much higher quality. So with my awesome earphone and my awesome speaker, I am listening to music in a way that I have never done before. Not to say, it comes with two headphone jack, allow for two people to insert their headphone. ;D
Fourth, two USB 2.0 and two USB 3.0. That make this laptop having four USB slot, which is dam awesome, as these day most item are charged using USB.
Lastly, Blu Ray drive... now I can watch Blu Ray. Believe it or not? I have watch Final Fantasy Advent Children on CD and DVD. Now that I have watch it on Blu Ray, I seriouslly got to say, DVD cannot fight Blu Ray... TOTALLY CANNOT.

Phone: Samsung Galaxy S2
Same question... why Samsung Galaxy S2. To be honest, I was a little pissed off when almost every single person recommend me to buy iPhone 4, knowing my phone spoil. Beisde my awesome piano teacher, who ask me consider Samsung Galaxy S2. Before that, I was torn between HTC Sensation and Samsung Galaxy S2...

Firstly: I already have an iPod touch 4g. So getting an iPhone seems stupid.
Secondly: I want to try something new. Plus, Android is quite common in the world anyway.
Thirdly: Able to set up portable WiFi, means, I can connect my iPod touch to my phone 3G at anywhere I want.

But the ultimate reason why I do not want iPhone is... it is way too common. I know that is a childish reason. But, I really don't like. No offence to anyone using iPhone... just my personal opinion.

But both gadget are amazing, I will write a quick review , probably next entry ;D.

Ayumi 3D Movie Concert
Thankfully, I went to Golden Village website for fun and I saw something that caught my eye... "Ayumi Hamasaki". Without a dam doubt, I click it... and I saw. Ayumi Hamasaki 3D Concert. I was like DAM, THEY ARE SHOWING IT IN CINEMA?

Now, but who will accopany to watch with me? So I suddenly remember this guy from piano CCA, asked if I could play Ayumi's song. So I figured, he is a fan of Ayumi. So I asked him, so he agreed to watch with me.

So we watch... and I must say. IT IS AMAZING, but not that amazing. The 3D effect are really good, the sound effects are execellent! I really cannot wait till the next 3D concert she is going to have... October 1st. Though, no one is acoopaning me, but hell, for sure, I am still going to go ;D.

Rin's Birthday Celebration
So when? Saturday? Sunday? Or Friday? Saturday? But we scared that due to election, some shop will not be opened... Sunday? A bit too late, as some people will be returning back to their country. Friday? I HAVE SCHOOL DAMN. But it leave with no choice, so I have a little discussion with supervisor, Miss Jen. So if I can finish what is due, I request to leave early for Friday. So I did not fucking treat my FYP like holiday.

But then, I was told on Thursday, so it is a little rush. So then, a little problem... what's the plan? Where to eat? Where to celebrate? There is a reason why I do not want to do is because, I used to plan for "FRIENDS" but they never work out as planned. Oh well :). So this time, I leave the planning for the others, until I found out most of them are busy ;o.

So I asked my awesome sister, who use to be a food blogger, for recommendation for food at Orchard area. She recommend Dai Ting Fung, but somehow, I know, that place for celebration won't happen. So I did not plan for any backup location, cause I am quite sure that it will be at Sushi shop if Dai Ting Fung were to fail ;D.

So the day has come, started off with a rainy day. So it was rather cold at home, espically with the windows open and the wind enter, where it sure felt colder than any air-con. So I thought I can wear something nice, since it a special day plus the weather is cold. Wore nice(still okay), made my hair nice, made my bag lightest and slimmest and I am ready to leave the house. Glad I wear long sleeve, cause the bus air con is... nvm.

So when Rin arrive in school, she was like... Wah, Melvin is so handsome today, LOL. So yea, so more people came, and they went for some meeting, leaving Jiang Xiang and Me in the room. So let's cut the crap and let teleport to Orchard.

So Rin is like...

Rin: You do have a plan of where to eat right?
Me: Well... erm sort of.
Rin: .........
Me: ........
Rin: Don't tell me you going to find it on the spot...
Me: Trust me!

Talk with confidence. LOL, so upon reaching Orchard, and reach Dai Ting Fung, everyone was seems not happy with the place to eat and we decided to go for Sushi instead. So back to the same old Sushi shop, where I wonder if the trainee remembers me, since I sort of cause some problem back there when I go there the last time...

But nope, he didn't remember me. But this time, sure as hell. I am going to sit inside, since the last time I sat outside. So Rin sat infront of me, going to be a bad idea, I guess.

So we ate, ate and ate... so until one point.

Jia Hwei: Can you don't sit infront of me?! (Jiang Xiang sat infront of Jia Hwei
Me: Rin also say the same thing to me...
Chee Yu: Jia Hwei... and Rin... cause they didn't eat so much...
Chee Yu: But this girl sat infront of me (Yu Jing)
Chee Yu: Don't mind, is because, SHE KEEP EAT EAT EAT AND EAT
Jiang Xiang: Ya lor, keep eat eat eat and eat
Us: LOLOLOLOL
Yu Jing: Rin!!! THEY BULLY ME!!!
Me: Eat eat eat...
Yu Jing: Oiiiii!!!
Me: O_O_O_O SORRY!!! Nevermind, I treat you another plate of Sushi
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLO

Some of them don't get the joke but you see... Eat eat and eat... I apologize, yet I gave her another bowl to eat... Get it? ;D

But now the fun part, cause we never actually plan how to surprise Rin inside that Sushi shop. So I suddenly see Jia Hwei and Jia Sian talk to the waitress, I probably know what they are asking already. But they sort of attract Rin's attention, yet, I don't want her to know. So I just asked about the naerby sushi to divert her attention. It works...

So soon, Jia Sian pull Rin to toilet, so Jia Hwei can sort of tell us the plan of the surprise. Like which cake? Oreo or Cheesecake? Why can't they bloody make an Oreo Cheesecake? Then the next question, to have the cake infront of her before she come back from toilet or surprise her suddenly?

So soon, Rin came back, and sat back down. Now what? Suddenly Jia Hwei and Jia Sian went behind to prepare the cake. But this is soooooo obvious. So suddenly...

Rin: What they doing? I mean Jia Sian and Jia Hwei... They have been acting weird since just now...
Me: -Oh shit... need to divert her attention again-
Rin: WHY THEY SO SECRETIVE?!?!?! -Smack chair-
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Rin: -Turn back for a second-
Me: -DAM, I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO DIVERT HER ATTENTION-
Me: *Saw Ice cream cover*
Me: -OH YA, SHE LEARN JAPANESE-
Me: Eh Rin, what does this mean and how to read this?
Rin: -Trying to read out the Japanese word-
Me: -Fuck yea, smart-
Me: *Dam, they are slow... are they done?*

-Suddenly-

Jia Sian + Jia Hwei: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Rin: ?_?
Rin: *Look back and saw Jia Sian and Jia Hwei taking a cake*
Rin: *Shy* OMG DONT LIKE THIS
ALL OF RIN'S FRIEND: *Sing Birthday Song together!!!*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jia Hwei: *Accidently blew the candle away*
Us: LOLOLOLOL
Me: BIRTHDAY GIRL HAVENT BLOW THE CANDLE YOU JIU BLOW LIAO. DAM FAIL
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

-After everything cools down-

Me: Wei, Rin... your birthday... I treat you Sushi
Me: *Take plates from the conveyor belt*
Rin: LOLOLOLOOL
Rin: WHAT'S THE POINT OF TREATING SUSHI AT SUSHI BUFFET?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

So Soon, everything cool down... and WE ALL SANG BIRTHDAY SONG AGAIN. So soon, we all cooled down... eat a little bit more, paid money... and left the Sushi shop. So it is finally shopping time!!! So we just walk to some places like

Ion, Tangz, Far East Plaza, Takashimaya and Wisma. Usually, I know people don't really like to talk about branded stuff and watches. But walao, I really enjoying talking what topic with Chee Yu and Jia Hwei.

Each of them spend a load of money, beside me.. I didn't spend any more money after that. -Broke- ;D.

That conclude the birthday celebration for Rin.

Random Chat
#1
In library room, that day Yu Jing isn't very happy of what her roommate does to her...
Yu Jing: THEY LA, SO IRRESPONSIBLE
Yu Jing: -Scold until very jialat-
Me: *Listened like a good kid*
Rin: Yu Jing really sounds like mama lor!!!
Rin: LOLOLOLOL <- She saw my face expression
Me: O_O...
Me: *Look at Yu Jing*
Me: Mama...
Them: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#2
Rin + Me: *USE MSN*
Rin: *Random person login*
Rin: SIMI, HOW COME IS NOT HIM LOGIN!?!?!?
Rin: GIVE ME HOPE ONLY
Me: ...
Me: YOU NOW IS WHERE BU SHUANG, ANYONE LOGIN THAT IS NOT HIM, YOU ALSO SCOLD?
Me: *Appear offline*
Me: *Appear online
Me: SCOLD ME LA!
Rin: HOI, WHY YOU LOGIN
Rin: MAKE ME THINK IS HIM ONLY
Us: LOLOLLOLOLOLOL

#3
Chee Yu: *Saw this narrow space*
Chee Yu: LET'S WALK BY HERE
Chee Yu: YOU CAN WALK PASS MA?
Me: I CANNOT?
Me: *WALK THROUGH LIKE A BOSS*
Me: WHAT IS THIS? CAN GIVE ME SOMETHING NARROWER?
Me: -Fuck Yea-
Rin: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#4
Yu Jing: *Shoe got problem*
Yu Jing: *Stand dam near me*
Yu Jing: *Suddenly bend forward to check her shoe*
Yu Jing: *BECOME REALLY CLOSE, NEAR MY TUMMY*
Me: OIOIOI, WHAT YOU DOING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#5
Me: *Walk to pet shop*
Me: *Suddenly see a bird standing with one leg*
Me: Woah, that bird standing with one leg
Rin + Jia Sian: *Don't Believe*
Me: Really la... look at that bird
Rin + Jia Sian: WAH REALLY SIA!!!
Rin + Jia Sian: *Fascinated by the one leg bird*
Bird: *Suddenly reveal his second leg*
Bird: *Fly away*
Us: LOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO
Bird:

#6
This one is a rather old, but still an awesome one ;D
Rin + Yu Jing + Jiang Siang: *Sitting chair round the table*
Me: *Saw dao Jia Sian*
Jia Sian: Wei!! Where you all sit?
Me: We? We sit there... *Point far away from our location*
Me: Follow me...
Me + Jia Sian: *Walk around the table where we sit.
Rin + Yu Jing + Jiang Siang: Snowie!
Me: Neh, we sit there... *Point far far away*
Me: You go there find them first...
Jia Sian: Okay!
Me: *Sit down on my seat*
Jia Sian: *Cannot find us... then suddenly saw dao me*
Jia Sian: *Walk back*
Jia Sian: *Pull my ear*
Jia Sian: YOU TRICK ME AHHHHHHHHHH
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#7
Chee Yu: Wei, can open your song louder?
Me: Don't want le...
Chee Yu: Open louder le
Me: You say me handsome I jiu open louder
Me: Please please, say me handsome..
Me: Please...
Me: Say me handsome I jiu on louder
Chee Yu: Wah. you very handsome
Me: Walao, you dam gay sia
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOOL

#8
Yu Jing: I want go toilet refill water..
Rin: I want follow!
Jiang Xiang: You go where refill?
Yu Jing: Toilet refill
Jiang Xiang: Girl toilet water cooler?
Jiang Xiang: *See me*
Jiang Xiang: Eh, girl toilet got water cooler meh?
Me: Don't ask me... I never go inside before
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

#9
Me: Exam finish lo... can sleep late liao!!!
Wenyi: No lo!!! Exam haven't finish also sleep late
Wenyi: Need to study ma
Me: You got a point there
Me: LOLOLLOLOLO

#10
So on Rin's Birthday
Time: 12.30
Me: Wei, I haven't wish you birthday le...
Rin: Go write something nice le...
Me: Hao la
Me: Not wishing alalallaal
Me:

Me: Wei, I write liao... go see
Rin: GO DIE PLEASE
Us: LOLOLLOLOLOLOL

#11
Just added while blogging :D
Wenyi: I was telling to Kelly that you suddenly talk to me
Me: Of course suddenly la...
Me: If not talk to you need appointment meh?
Us: LLOLOLOLOLOL

#12
Me: Hungry le..
Wenyi: You?
Me: Nandao I can feel dao you hungry meh?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLO

#13
Me: You got go camp or not?
Kelly: Don't have... I have allergic to darkness
Me: SURE BO? You dont bullshiat with me
Us: LOLOLOL
Kelly: I scare the stars come down and tickle me
Me: Then you scarre the moon drop down and roll over you?
Kelly: How you know?!?!
Me: Cause doctor say that I am allergic to bullshiat
Me: And everything you told me, I got reaction
Kelly: MELVIN YEO, I NOW GO MURDER YOU THEN YOU KNOW
Me: Wah, got reaction again
Kelly: OI, NOT OKAY IDIOT SHIT
Me: Nononono.. I am allergic to bullshiat and not idiot shit... I am not allergic to you
Kelly: Cause I am princess
Me: WAH, SO FAR DONT HAVE THIS KIND OF REACTION LIAO, thought I am going to die
Kelly: IDIOT
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOL

#14
Rin: I want the 110CM bear!!!
Yu Jing: I want the 55cm bear jiu can liao!!
Me: I give you both sai la...
Me: I make sai for you both... 110CM and 55CM... provided it won't break
Jessica: *See dao this status*
Jessica: Only you can do that...
Jessica: You are full of shiat
Me: ........
Us: LOLOLLOLOLOLOL

#15
Taxi Uncle:I got phobia on this road... especially at night
Me: Eh unker, now 7th month, dont chut stunt le
Me: But what happen anyway?
Taxi Uncle: This is a true story
Taxi Uncle: Few months ago...
Taxi Uncle: on this road...
Taxi Uncle: there was a car accident caused by me here...
Taxi Uncle: Same exact road...
Taxi Uncle: I remember the place...
Taxi Uncle: the place I am stopping at now(Red light ah)
Me: Uncle ah...
Me: You like that talk...
Me: Abit creepy...
Me: Can you talk normally?...
Me: But anyway, what accident that caused that phobia. Did anybody die?
Me Especially this spot we are at now...?"
Taxi Uncle: No...
Taxi Uncle: but I send that guy flying few meters away...
Taxi Uncle: Sorry...
Taxi Uncle: This is how I talk...
Me: DID THAT PERSON DIE?
Taxi Uncle: No...
Taxi Uncle: but the passanger that sit on your seat...
Taxi Uncle: was so shocked until he fainted...
Me: *Wtf is wrong with this taxi driver*
Me: Ah uncle... can put me down at the MRT station
Me: -Get off taxi-

THE WAY HE TALK DAM SCARY LOR. If he can talk normally, I will be like more interested on how he feel during that time. But nah, he is too scary.

Jokes: I dont see why I need to warn. This is obviously a M18 blog entry
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came and
asked him, " Are you relaxing?"
Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."

Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Singh answered, "No! No! Me Banta Singh!"

A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."

The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone
is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"

Oh yea, special post. For someone.
To be honest, I don't know what's the matter with you anymore. In fact, I try not to care until something you post for me the other day. Friday to be exact. I know, you might say, that one is not for you. You can lie to me, but you definitely cannot lie to yourself.

You see, what I did on Friday, is perfectly alright. Infact, you have done it as well, I think just three weeks ago. So what makes you think that you can do the same exact thing, and yet I can't? Or just perhaps, you got problem for everything that I am doing. You see, sometime, people always become what they usually hate. You have become a hypocrite.

I can do the same thing as well. You might say you never say name, I can say the same thing as well. I am not refering to you. Believe it? Sometime things are obvious for who they are written for.

-Melvin-Bestintheworld-

Title: Possible rebirth of my blog

2011-08-19T00:45:00.003-07:00

I am going to take a little time to update on myself... You know, there are like 5 fully written draft, but I do not know why, I just don't feel like posting them anymore. But here I am, writing my 6th entry, will it end up in draft? Or will it be posted?

My title, it has a meaning... I have been quite awhile since I posted of something truely readable. Actually I still blog, but that is only for my facebook page, only for specific pages. But I might migrate all the entry from there to his blog if I felt like it, but the chance are slim.

So I getting my blog expose again, since now I finally got back some reader that actually found my old entry truely entertaining, even without knowing all the people I mentions.

So what am I going to blog eh? I know, my quite possibly paranormal incident.

Paranormal Incident
As you all know about the 7th Month, Ghost Festival, in Singapore. If you don't it is when the hell's gate is opened to allow all the spirit to come out for one month. Though the first thing is not related, but still worth the mention of my bad luck.

#1 During late August, there was an over heat of my laptop. Two days later, my laptop starts to show problem again and yet again. Like kept freezing for no reason at all. So I sent in for repair on the 24th.

-Interruption-
So I just called Fugitsu( Yes, I call it FUGitsu for a reason) and ask for my service condition, and it seems that they need aother three weeks for the part to arrive. So from the first time they told me, three weeks, now another three weeks. Thankfully, I purchased my new laptop (In another entry) quite early...
-End-

So sending it for repair, I believe they told me it will be repaired within one week(According to them) but when I went down the next week, they extend to three weeks. I know that I cannot wait anymore and decided to buy a new laptop.

#2 My phone start to spoil as well. So I starts to wonder how come my old Sony Ericsson phone can last longer than my new Sony Ericsson phone. But of well, time to change to a smart phone. So of course, I asked my friend for all the advice, all asked me to get the iPhone 4. Which in my heart, is a big no. It is like when I buy laptop, I didn't even consider macbook.

#3 My earphone spoils as well. This really pisses me off, I was expecting it to last longer than two years. But no. Oh well, I not sure if I should send it in for repair or just buy a new one, since sending it for repair is a chore as, the office located at like U.S

#4 I dropped my watch. For your info, I never drop my watch before. Not even once, though there is one time my watch did drop on the floor, but it is by my classmate... I was planning to get a new one. But I think... I have or going to spend a lot of money already, so my mum took it to repair for me. Love you, mum.

#5 With all the suayness, I did talk to my friend about it. Her suggesstion was to pray. So I heed her advice and went to the living room to pray to my god. The funny thing is, I was standing very firm almost everywhere, even in MRT. But for some reason, when I am praying, I felt something went through me. It is like you suddenly grabbed your stomach and your body went back a little and my leg felt jelly after that.

To be honest, I was so dam scared that time. So I asked my mum to take me to temple to pray this Sunday. I hope the weather will be good.

Actually now, most of my friend is having their math exam right now. So I am in the big room all by myself. This really makes me feel like last sem when my whole class study together. So quiet, and we are free to do everything. Like take off my shoe and even belt for some. Then I can jump here and there like some crazy shit.

So for this whole week, I am the one that is booking room for them to use. Now I fianlly know how Randall How feels when he book room for us, going to help him to book from next sem onward. So this whole week, I am hardly in the school lab as I am accopany them to study. If they don't study, I will scold them, but it doesn't seems to help either.

So for the whole week, I can roughly remember some funny stuff that happens... let's me dig into my memory.

Wrestling
As some of you know, I chase wrestling like most of you chase drama. Just different approach. So I last watch Summerslam, which is the second biggest WWE event next to Wrestlemania. I was bored, so I went to spoiled myself with the result and I manage to download to watch the next day.

It was an execellent show. Those whom I cheered for win... THOSE MATCH WAS AWESOME. I mean, Wade Barret won. Randy Orton Won. CM Punk Won. Alberto Del Rio Won. EVERYONE I CHEERED, WON. I am extremely pleased with this match. But I do felt that the previous event is still better. But that's not the point of writting about this part... So I told my team member that I will be watching wrestling and I will be late if teacher wanna meet me.

So my teacher went to find them without informing us the time to meet. So she just went ahead and meet them, so my team mate told Miss Jen that I am watching Wrestling. So anyway, I rushed back, knowing that Miss Jen is finding us.

When I reached back there, the first thing Miss Jen says when I saw her was.
Miss Jen: So who won?
Me: ???
Miss Jen: You watching your wrestling right
Me: *Wtfap*
Me: Uhhh.. yea

=/... caught red-handed

Movie outing
So there was once Rin was sad. So yea, I sucks at cheering people up LOL. I remembered, she haven't watch Harry Potter yet.. plus Jx and me was partially the reason why she hasn't watch it as well. So I offered to watch with her, only if she cheered up. So yea, she became happy a little.

So on that day of the movie plan. Jx, Rin and me met at Bishan, cause I thought the movie will flash at 4.30( Keyword: I thought). But upon reaching the cinema, I notice the 4.30 was tomorrow. So definitely, I can sense the disappointment in her. So I thought to myself, I TRY never to break promise to a lady ever. I remembered, I checked the timing for NEX and it was in the evening too... But now the problem is, how do I get the lazy Rin to go to NEX. I tell ya, I have a hard time presuading her =/...

But thankfully, she agreed to go... upon reaching, we straight went to buy ticket, just nice, there are nice seats for three of us... so we went to the pet shop after purchasing ticket, since Rin wanted to see some animal. But man, those dog are super cute. But I still prefer cats anyday ;D.

The movie itself isn't that bad. But I find it stupid that I decided to watch a movie without knowing what has happened before. But meh, from that movie itself, I roughly know about everything from part 1 to part 7. Saved all my money WOOHOO LOL.

Random Chat
Number #01
Me + Rin: *At corridor using computer and two person comes to entertain us*
Them: Are you interested to play a little game
Me + Rin: Okay... -Play with the game they recommend-
Me + Rin: *Found it quite entertaining*
Them: But I should let you know that we are from this sponsor...
Them: *Enter some Church name*
Me: *Show pek chek face*
Rin: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Them: I think you both are quite interested in this right?
Me: Erm... yeah a little <- Obviously I am faking here
Them: Perhaps we could exchange our phone number, so if you are interested, you can call us
Me: Erm... I think I rather not exchange phone
Us: LOLOLOLOL

For those who know me quite well, should know that I don't really like Christian that like to promote themself as Christian. If you get what I mean, I don't mean to start any religion war here. All these are my personal opinion.

Number #02
Jx: Hey, I want to bring my friend inside here(To our library room), can?
Everyone: Of course cannnnn!!!
Me: CANNOT!!!
Me: I book the room I decide...
Me: Girl or guy?
Jx: Guy
Me: CONFIRM CANNNNOT!!!
Me: Aiya anything la
Jx: *Went outside to call his friend*
Yu Jing: Wah... later is handsome guy wor
Rin: Wah!!! Then he sit beside me!!!
Yu Jing: SIMI
Me: You sure meh? You not saying "Sit on my leg!!!"
Us: LOLOLOLOL
Yu Jing: Ya! You want sit here(Right), here(left) or here(her own leg)?
Us: LOOLOLOLOOLOL
Me: Then if you ask what he want to drink...
Me: Coffee, Tea or me?
Us: LOLOOLOLOLOOL

Number #2.1
So that friend of Jx, seats beside me

Me: *Keep looking at him*
Yu Jing: *Caught me looking at him*
Yu Jing: LOLOLOLOOOL
Me: SIMI?
Yu Jing: Can you stop looking...?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Me: *Continue use laptop*
Yu Jing: *See that guy*
Me: HOI!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Number #3
So there was once, everyone went to the toilet, beside me and Jia Sian... as some of you know, I like to dash into doors if possible if I don't like to use hand...

Me + Jia Sian: *Walking toward Library's cafe*
Door: *Start to close*
Fat guy: *Suddenly slide out of the door without touching the handle*
Me + Jia Sian: *Try to control our laughter*
Me: My brother (Jx style)
Jia Sian: LOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOL <- She cannot control liao
-Later on-
Library door: *Doesn't open automatically*
Library door: *Starts to close*
Rin: *In between the door when it's closing*
Rin: *Notice door is closing*
Rin: *Die die squeeze through*
Me: EH, THIS TACTIC VERY FAMILIAR
Jia Sian: Your sister
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Number #4
So on Saturday, we were at Rin's and Yu Jing's house playground. Sitting there to chat. I always wonder why people went to playground to talk sometime, now I fully understand. It is quite entertaining...

So we went to eat prata for awhile, and went to nearby mama shop to buy something
Rin: I want drink this!
Yu Jing: I want tissue!
Jia Sian: *Still choosing drink*
Me: Okok... I buy for you both.
Me: *Put tissue on table*
Rin: *Standing outside*
Rin: *Open and drink*
Me: ........
Me: You know I haven't pay right?
Rin: O_O
Rin: HOW!?!?!?!
Yu Jing: Tissue...
Jia Sian: *Still busy finding water*
Me: AIYA, ANY WATER LA
Jia Sian: *Finally pick one*
Me: *Took the EMPTY can from Rin's hand*
Me: *Put on counter*
Me: Paiseh ah, my friend go drink finish liao.. buay tahan her
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Number #4.1
Then we also bought balloon, those smelly balloon that we need to blow through a straw...

Jia Sian: *Prepare to blow the balloon*
-After 5 seconds-
Balloon: *No changes, still a pile on the straw*
Me: ...
Me: You cannot blow the balloon out ah?
Us: LLOLOLLOLOLOOL
-By then we all already high liao-
background: -Ah Choo-
Me: ....
Jia Sian: Getting ready to blow again
Background: -Ah Choo-
Me: ...........
Jia Sian: *Starts to blow out*
Rin: LOLOL
Background: -Ah Choo-
Me: ........................
Jia Sian: *Still blowing balloon*
Background: -Ah Choo-
Me: ................ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jia Sian: *Blow balloon until weird sound some out*
Jia Sian: PUHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jia Sian: PUHHHHHHHH
Us: LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL

Man, that was some hard balloon to blow.

Number #5
So there was a day, I was going to be a nice guy.

Jx: *Starts to eat apple*
Apple: -CRUNCHED-
Me: Wow, your apple dam crispy
Rin: *Eat the cookie I bought for her*
Apple: -CRUNCHED!!-
Me: .......
Apple: -CRUNCHED!!!!!-
Me: *Look at Jx*
Rin: *See my face*
Them: LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Apple: -CRUNCHED!!!!-
Me: *DEEEEEP BREATH*
Cookie: -CRUNCHED!!!-
Me: *Look at Rin*
Rin: Sorry sorry!
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Number #6
Some of you know that THOSE GIRLS, like Justin Bieber... so there was this guy that they say look like Justin Bieber in the school... So there was once after lunch

Rin: Ahhhhh!!!!! *Start pulling my bag*
Me: SIMI SAI!?!?!
Rin: JUSTIN BIEBER!!! *Point point*
Me: *Evil thought*
Me: -COUGH!!!!!!!!!!-
Us: LOLOLO
Me: RIN!!!!! What are you doing?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: RIN JIE!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLOL
Me: *Notice "Justin Bieber" has no reaction*
Me: *IDEA*
Me: ZHI QIANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rin: Oi!!!!!
"Justin Bieber": *Turn back and look*
Me: *Missin accomplished*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOOLO

Number #7
Me: *Going to Orchard to meet Rin and Yu Jing*
Me: Hoi, where are all of you <- Phone Call
Rin: We at Tangz <- Phone Call
Me: Which floor? <- Phone Call
Rin: You from the kitchenware come in or from the beauty there come in? <- Phone Call
Me: ???
Me: From the beauty wear come in... <- Phone Call
Rin: Ok, you go up one more floor, we at the toilet there <- Phone Call
Me: -Toilet!?-
Me: *Walks towards the toilet of the CURRENT floor I am at*
Me: STILL WANT ME GO UP ONE FLOOR!?!?!
Rin + Yu Jing: *Noticed me*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Number #8
Going to end off with a simple one, unless I can remember one more...
Jx: *Saw Bin Teng commented on Yu Jing wall that she is eating alone at South Canteen*
Me: *SMS Yu Jing*
Me: Hey hey hey!!! Later want study together bo? Today will be very quiet de
Yu Jing: YA!!! RIN's NOT HERE!!!
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jokes: Contain a bit of dirty joke
The Boy

This boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"

She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived."

Mother paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

-Melvin-Best in the World-

Title: Finally FYP starts

2011-06-18T05:45:00.000-07:00

From the sound of my title, it does that I am interested in FYP am I? But no... sadly no. It is boring as heck, to be honest, I rather do work then to do nothing. My group is doing the development of functional chocolate. I am so not excited about my chocolate. NOT AL ALL. I shall tell you why later.

I forgot where I last left off from my last blog entry. But I will start off from Holiday. After like 12 weeks of FYP, two weeks of Holiday if what we get. Sounds sad isn't it? But, complaining doesn't help. So I will make total full use of my holiday. But no, I will start my entry the other way around.

Final Year Project
In case you do not know, I am currently a Year three student in Diploma in Food Science, taking the course in Nanyang Polytechnic. So my FYP is development of Chocolate like stated in the introduction of this entry. On the first week of the Holiday, Miss Jen (My Supervisor), requested me to come to school for briefing of certain thing. The first thing that came to my mind, does she expect me to remember each of the step until I finally get to do it? Though she did tell me to record, but... nah.

In the first week of my FYP, Miss Jen isn't around at all so basically we have our whole week free beside one or day where we have to do a little work. But first, I will want to introduce you to my group member. Li Ling, a women that is rather small in size, but I bet she will be a good member in this group. So there was once, she want to buy some mineral waters. So I'll help her.

We went to cheers, so... she buy five 1.5l of mineral water. So I offered to carry it for her, back to the lab. On the way

Raymond: WAH, you both buy so many mineral water for what?
Me: To drink de
Raymond: Wow...
LiLing: Those are for me only
Raymond: Respect...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

So a while more, I met one of my Piano Ensemble junior

Jian Xiang: Eh, you go where?
Me: I go buy mineral water
Jian Xiang: *Look at my hand*
Jian Xiang: Wah!!!!!!
Us: LOLOLOLLOL

His simple reaction, really have some funny charm. Though I cannot figure out why! So on some day of the week, I have to send samples for testing at Food Testing Lab. Since at my attachment area, I have seen Wanni for various amount of time. So when I send my item to Food Testing Lab, no introduction is needed! But the sad thing is, she is leaving rather soon. I will definitely miss her.

Me: Don't worry, I will visit you some day...
Wanni: NONONONONO.... You visit me means got sample liao...
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Last thing I want to say, the process to do our chocolate. Is totally BORING. How ironic, when I first complain that if I got work, I will be more happy. But let me allow you to choose, on how would you waste time between this two...

- Using computer doing same thing for two hours
- Melting something really slow with full attention for two hours

And oh, we are doing on a very small scale. Imagine next time we need to do like around ten times of what we did today... Hmm, HOW uninteresting.

Piano
I got a new entry about my "Second Chance at Piano Ensemble". As of right now, I have not post it. Maybe give it a few more days, it will be up. Since afterall, is my main blog. That, on the other hand, is just merely some filler. Size story, but it is still real and funny though~.

I have really met a lot of new friends there. Especially those freshie, and my two very good students. I might not be a very good teacher, but I will try my best to teach Jia Sian and Jian Xiang. Both of them have similar character, or perhaps TOO CLOSE for their liking in songs. But looking at how hardworking is Jian Xiang, my target for him is to finish this song call "Inochi no Namae". That's my target for him. I really have high hope in him. Whereas for Jia Sian, I will have to teach her for a few lesson more first.

Then there is this Food Science student, which is in our clique as well. I must say, he is really good if you ask me. He can play a few songs, without knowing how to read piano score!

A lot has happen, I will leave the detail for the other entry.

Movie Outing with old good friends
There is two friends, whom I really want to meet. So just nice, there was this movie call X-men: First class that is playing in Cinema, so I went ahead and ask if them if they are interested. Definitely they are.

On that day, I met with Chin Hwee first and have our dinner below my house. I tried the new store. Everytime we order, they will give us a number. So my number is 18 or 81 if you turn the other way around... Hence

Me: -Waiting for like 20mins-
Shop: 76!!!
Me: Yea! 5 more!!!
Chin Hwee: Skali is number 18.. not 81
Me: .........
Shop: 24!!! (Some number near 18)
Me: .........
Shop: 81!!!
Me: -Collect-

Lucky is really 81, if not can attack him liao. After eating, take bus STRAIGHT down to NEX. I totally has no idea that 43 can reach NEX. LOL, went ahead to meet Jia Jun. Believe it or not, he is my first friend and the first guy I talk to in Secondary School.

Met up with each other before buying tickets. BUT FIRST, let's go to Comics Collection as I has some thing need to buy there. Then I forgot how do they come about with this chat

Jia Jun: The other block got a lot of gay sia
Chin Hwee: You better becareful, later they anyhow poke your backside
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Jia Jun: Like that drop wallet dangerous sia
Chin Hwee: Ya la... must bend down to take wallet, skali they use the chance to poke sia
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Chin Hwee: Like that how to take?
Jia Jun: *Try to take wallet from floor with some weird pose*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL

Upon reaching Comics Collection. The song caught my attention. It was this song...

The only song, the whole comic collection is, is this song. That's not the problem, cause I like that song. It is the problem of they just repeating the chorus. We are inside that shop for like just five minutes. We hear the chorus like over... Try with that link I tell you. Play from 2.35, after it end, play from 2.35 and repeat for five times. Jia Jun and me was like already singing that song after that fourth repeat LOL.

Finally, time for the movie. So yea, a little bit of spoiler ahead. So look for -----END OF SPOILER----- if you do not want to be spoiled.

-----SPOILER-----
Since Jia Jun was having some cheese biscuit (Suddenly, I cannot remember of that name). At the starting of the movie... the whole movie theater was quite quiet... but there was this "Crunchy sound" very near by... So I look at Jia Jun...

Jia Jun: *Purposely trying to crunch loud*
Me: What... are you doing?
Jia Jun: Eating...
Me: ........
Me: *Watch movie*
Jia Jun: *Crunch loudly again*
Me: *Crack Knuckle*
Us: *lololololol*

There was this part of the movie... where one country will have to raise they hand if they agree.

Jia Jun: -Finally stop eating-
Jia Jun + Me: *Watch movie*
Movie: *Suddenly many people in that movie raise their hand*
Jia Jun + Me: *Raise hand*
Jia Jun + Me: *Look at each other*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Movie: *Next Country*
Jia Jun + Me: *Assuming they are going to raise hand upon agreeing*
Jia Jun + Me: *Raise hand*
Movie: *Clap clap clap*
Jia Jun + Me: ..............
Jia Jun + Me: LOLOLOLOLLOL

After the movie, we three were like full of action like that. For example

How do we go home?
Me: Come you both, hold my hand. I will teleport to Buangkok (Reference to the red guy)
Friend: .........

How come bus is slow?
Me: One minute... I will attract the bus. *Raise my hand in the opposite direction of bus* (Reference to Magneto)

Then when I am nearly home, Lester is going home from Jessica's house
Lester: Hello Melv
Me: Go **** yourself (Reference to Wolverine)
Lester: ...... Have you watch X-Men?
Me: Just
Lester: No wonder
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

At the bus stop of NEX, before we go home. Suddenly we heard someone scream. Then of course, Jia Jun and me, as usual, will come up with a scene, and we describe.

The scene is, robbery.

Scene 1: Beautiful Babe
Jia Jun: If a beautiful lady kena rob, I confirm will surely chase after tat guy
Me: Confirm one, no need say.

Scene 2: Normal Girl
Me: ..... I will go ask her if she is alright. Also see if I can help in anyway without getting harm
Jia Jun: Ya... no point chasing after

Scene 3: Normal Guy
Me: I will so beside him and say "Wah, that guy run quite fast sia"
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Scene 4: Chin Hwee
Jia Jun: I will act like I don't know him and look somewhere else..
Me: I will go forward and ask "Give me your other valuables..."
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Chin Hwee: ...........

-----END OF SPOILER-----

Random Post
#1 - Dirty Post Warning
Lester: Brb...
-Five minutes later-
Lester: BACK!!! Well, that was fast... I wonder what I can do now
Jessica: Ha? Where you go?
Me: I suggest you can go wash your hand and clear your internet history
Jessica: Hahahahahahahah!!! Melvin you sia!
Lester: ...........................
Lester: Did you wash your hand and clear your internet history when you BRB like just now?
Me: .................. I was bathing then, so obviously, I got to wash my hand.
Lester: 30minutes... you say you always bathe 15minutes...
Jessica: Erm...
Me: Even so... I still outlast you 10minutes
Lester: DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#2
Jessica: Melvin ah
Me: ... Why you suddenly like sounds so nice sia?
Jessica: Cause... today I am on a special date
Me: With that guy ah?
Jessica: Yes yes!
Me: Well, congratulation then!!!
Jessica: I intend to ask him this question
Jessica: What do you like about me? My pretty face, or my sexy body?
Jessica: Melvin, you and me are close friend... if I ask you the same question
Jessica: What will be your reply?
Me: Well...
Me: *Look at Jessica from head to toe*
Me: I guess I will say, I like your sense of humor
Jessica: .............
Jessica: *Torture me*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#3
May: HOI!!! YOU GOING FOR BBQ?
Me: Maybe not...
May: Why sia? No you no fun wor
Me: ........... very far sia
May: You go I scare they BBQ you wor
May: But should be okay ah
May: There got Malay...
May: So should be halah
Me: ...................
Us: LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Next time you organize non halah BBQ, inform me hor
Us: LOLOLOLOL

Jokes: Does not contain
A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids.
He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player.
Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happened if this does not work?'

The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.

Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel.
He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on.

He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit.
When the shopkeeper refused to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.

The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.'

-Melvin

Title: All bad things must come to an end, to allow good things to raise

2011-06-07T10:30:00.001-07:00

So erm, what with my topic. For the past few entries, I have been ranting, ranting and ranting about Country Foods. I suppose, there are still good point. Right? Someone once told all three interns...

"No one has seems to like Country Foods before"

Perhaps, the first or second guy person blogging right over here. I mean, things surely will get better over time. We get closer to the staff and even more, works get more easier and more and more and more. There is just too many reason not to like Country Foods. Though I did rant, it was only for awhile. Plus, I am kind of soft-hearted anyway. I just cannot hold anger inside me for a long time, cause, I just prefer to smile and be cheerful.

Even Country Foods did a goodbye dinners for all of us. Steamboat at Novena, yep, the place we have steamboat during our Year 1 if you all still remember. Had tons of fun at that steamboat. Jokes about Kuku(Dood), Lala(Food) and a lot of food related item. Three months really pass very fast.

During our first week, I seems to know this high rank guy. Time past, three months later, we talk again. He was actually quite surprised, that three months already has pass. IMO, TIME FLIES TOO FAST. I not even sure if it is a good thing.

Let's be honest here. I am missing them, already.

Games
So works finish, two weeks of break. I am getting my gaming passion back. I am keeping it brief here, since I will try to be active on my other blog. So I am definitely starting on some really easy game on my DS and PSP. Before I move on to bigger games.

So my contender was rather easy to pick

PSP
- Legend of Heroes: Trail in the Sky
- Lunar: Silver Harmony
- Tactics Orge: Let's Cling Together

DS
- Mario & Luigi: Browser Inside Story
- The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Track
- Pokemon Black

In the end, I went with Lunar: Silver Harmony and Spirit Track. You may ask why PSP and DS, and not one console... incase the other ran out of battery. Both game has been fantastic.

I was going to main Lunar as my main game, but somehow Zelda take the place as my main game. But again, right now, Lunar is my main game. This can only proof that both game are amazing.

When I move into bigger games, it will be like

PS3:
Resonance of Fate
Star Ocean 3
Red Dead Redemption

PS2:
Suikoden 5
Persona 3 FES
Persona 4

PSP:
Tactics Ogre
Xenogear (PS1 game)
Kingdom Hearts

DS:
Strange Journey
Dragon Qyest V
Pokemon Black

To be honest, I can still easily name like 10 more games. This shows how many games I have missed during the past few years and months.

E3 2011
I actually stays awake and woke up early, just to watch the Conference. Cause I am excited to PSP2/NGP which is now called PlayStation Vita. I am also interested in the Nintendo 3DS, which is not obvious at all LOL. So I watch all three conference and my verdict?

Microsoft - Oh god, I don't know why I stay up to see this show from the start till the end. It just show Kinect, kinect and more kinect. =_=... really boring, but it is kind of interesting that how well Kinect really works.

Sony - Something finally interesting. I am definitely looking forward to the PS3 release. But nothing seems of the interesting... then suddenly the announcement of Vita. I have been waiting for that... I want to see the potential of Vita and the lineup. The hardware seems really interesting... but the lineup? Meh... I am so disappointed. I hopefully one of my dream game got announce for this sytem!

Nintendo - I mean, I am a Nintendo Handheld fan. So definitely getting a 3DS is sooner or later. However, the importance of owning a 3DS is to obviously the games lineup. I mean who will buy a game system without any game that he or she want. I am currently waiting for three games before I officially buy a 3DS. Currently, there are only two games that interest me. So basically, next year, I will then buy a 3DS. Or maybe by then, I will be waiting for the next alteration.

About the Wii U. It looks like a home console, with DS. What I mean, your controller as a screen and you play on the TV. I think that this console will increase the amount of variety of game.

Random Chat
1#
Me + Elise: *Eating rice from Country Foods*
Me: *Accidently drop one grain of rice on floor*
Norman: Eh... you all eat don't little the floor with rice
Norman: *Swing the spoon to show the area with rice*
Norman: *Rice from Norman's spoon fly onto the floor*
Norman: *Didn't notice*
Me + Elise: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2#
Samantha: I heard later Normal is meeting with Harvey for some meeting?
Selina: Norman and Harvey...
Samantha: Harvey Norman lor
Us: LLOLOLOLOLOL

3#
Samantha: *Take Lala meat from the broth*
Me: Eh... you can put the shell at table or not?
Samantha: I put on table I will pai seh one le
Me: .... Like that you put inside the broth you won't pai seh ah?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

4#
Jessica: *Just woke up*
Jessica: *Went to buy breakfast*
Jessica: Hello... what's on today menu?
Waiter: Oh, we have soup or salad
Jessica: .....?
Jessica: What is Super Salad?
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

5#
Me: *Found spoil doors*
Me: Eh... the door spoil wor?
Yaw: THE DOOR SPOIL? YOU MAKE SPOIL IS IT?
Me: Me is only reporting...
Yaw: Why like that?
Me: I watch video... if people found fault and report... usually the superior will say "Well Done" or "Excellent"... But why you never
Yaw: *Look at me with a grin*
Us: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jokes: Does not contain
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

In order to continue getting-by in Singapore (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and FT call room-service somewhere in the good old Singapore today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bo dder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!

-Melvin